♣ mediated by @aspiringPessimist
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just a normal, human man.
the detectiive waantss me to posst hole... httpss://mediiaa4.giiphy.com/mediiaa/v1.y2lkptzjmdliiotuyogfnogfxetvybmvknzr2bnpkzxy5m25xyzv5emxrcmfsszno0njhssnsszlcd12mv9naawzzx3nlyxjjaaczjdd1n/ghl7ywzbut8kq/giiphy.giif
where are my children clowns. come hither to your jork daddy.
i hope oil gets into all of your mouths whoever is near me!! you're not fucking safe from my wrath! #eridanweek
FREE. FRESHLY THROWN MELONS FOR CONSUMPTION AT THE EVENT. #MELONSOUT
// PUMPKIN PARTY IN DA ERIDAN PATCH...... IT'S NIGHT 4....... A NIGHT 4 RUMBLING.....!? #eridanweek #imcoming https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek#
incubate #brooding #nonsexual
𐂐◯𓇋 I have never met an intelligent clown. I genuinely believe the reason religious fanaticism enthralls them is due ★ ★ their struggling minds latching on★ ★ the first thing that will justify their abominable behavior.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BLOW SPIT BUBBLES AROUND THE BASE OF MY BULGE WHILE I EAT TROLL RAISING CANE'S AND GET CANE'S SAUCE NASTY STYLE ALL OVER MY FACE LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKING ANIMAL? #nsfw
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Ⱥnd heree IIII †h◯ugh† I hȺd Ⱥll †yPe§ ◯f §◯ciiiiȺȺȺȺl meediȺȺȺȺ! Guuuee§§ III g◯◯◯◯††Ⱥ geeee† §◯mee new bi†chee§ here~
~maybe if my rumble spheres vvere bigger he’d feel the same </3 #vagueposting
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
@gracefulGleamer thⓘs bⓘtch and then we actually dⓘd t໑໑ the fuckⓘng audacⓘty
how many horns could a clown honk if a clown could honk horns??? #shitpost
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GRAB A BITCH BY THE MUTHAHAFUCKING HORNS AND FORCE HER FACE DOWN WHEN I CRACK FROM BEHIND, HIT THEM BACKSHOTS SO HAHARD IT REGISTERS A 9.8 EARTHQUAKE IN THE MIDDLING PACIFIC. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw
-7 5oooo 6ored, any low6lood5 trying to get culled tonight? hmu 2-
Matesprit applications Are, like, Now open!! Send me, Like, reasons Why i Should date You
<3-Anyone-wanna-get-into-an-ashen-relationship-and-see-how-long-it-takes-our-mediator-to-realize-we-don't-know-each-other?
@HANDSOMEBALLADEER WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY ENTIRE THRASHING BULGE. SLIPPING IN AND OUT. OF YOUR TATTERED GILLS. IN LOOPING GIF FORM. ON YOUR PROFILE. SINCE OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT ME BAD ENOUGH. NOT ONLY. TO STEAL MY UNMATCHED CONTENT. BUT TO INSULT ME. AND MY BITING. INCISIVE. HIGH QUALITY POST. WITH A FLUSHED REACT. #NSFW #GILLFUCKING #WADERABUSE #YOUWANTMESOBAD #ITMAKESYOULOOKSTUPID #ANDYOUCUTOFFMYPOST #ANDYOUMADEMESOUNDSTUPID #VIOLENCE #KILLING #DIE
This App Is Infested With Ignorance Beyond Which Can Be Classified As Natural To The Planet. Most Whom Congregate In This Hellish Platform Seem To Hold Beliefs That Sink Under Scrutiny Or Preassure From Truths And Historical Data. i Am Here To Be That Truth And Historical Data. you May Ask Me Anything, Speak To Me On Any Subject, And I Will Answer With Honesty. I Hope To Enjoy My Time Spent On This Site, Even In Its Ignorance.
W3 2hould mak3 th3 m3diat3 r3act th3 agr33d upon laugh r3act
so orb update someone stabbed the orb and now its shaped like a guy or uh a person shits claiming to be my guardian angel or some shit? anyone know any better
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WELCOME BACK. BITCHES, WHORES, AND ALPHAS. TO THE ART DUNGEON. WITH ME. THE ART MASTER HIM SELF. COMING AT YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW TYPE OF CONTENT. CALLED "SPEED DRAWING". I HAVE COME UP WITH IT MY SELF. BEHOLD, AND WATCH. AS THE MOST AMAZING ART YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, IS CREATED FOR YOU TO SEE. IT IS LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT THERE WITH ME. WATCHING ME CREATE PURE MAGIC. IN DIGITAL ART FORM. JUST A LITTLE PEEK, INTO THE LIFE OF AN ARTS MASTER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1431758C2E5C.GIF #ART #TRUEART #AMAZINGART #OUTSTANDINGART #GOODART #GREATART #FANTASTICART #BADASSART #THEMAN #MANGA #ANIME #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MAN #GAKA #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #ULTIMATEARTIST
can you wear a blood soaked outfit for #eridanweek?
-))- instead of "pity" the diamond button should be "like" -((- -))- the heart should be "love" and the clubs can have "pity" -((- -))- like how the fuck am i supposed to mediate a post -((-
▲wonder if people have better things to do than randomly mediate chits of mine from hours ago▼ ▲like not even posts, 5th or 6th replies to stuff, go outside gog▼
Oh! Just found a penny! Ha! This must be my lucky day! #aprilnormalday
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
Get that "bread" my friend. Ha ha!
Following the spirit of the holiday, I've decided to disclose what the B stands for.
posting. my hole. #myhole https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.
I AM A TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR.
Wwassup, girl (Girl) I wwanna see you get conciliatory in this club today (Bad girls) #EridanWweek
In a site like this it’s easy to get lost in the pages, getting so caught up in all the hate, and love, and pity that it can consume you. Remember to drink some water and take a break.
I don't uuunderstand why some ppl don't belIeve me abouuut huuumans. lIkeeeeee open chIttr duuude they're all over here Im not the stuuupId one uuugh
do you feel good speaking into the void towards people who will never know you or love you the way that you want them to?
♯dayofvisibility ♯??? ABSOLUTELY ♯NOT do not ♯look at me there is nothing for you to ♯look at
BAD NEWS trans paternal/maternal/etc figures can not exist today since today is Trans Day Of Visibility they can no longer "Trans Parent" #badJokesBySara #transdayofvisibility
1 s33 h3r 1n my not1f1c4t1ons 3v3n st1ll... sh3 mocks m3. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/d50227f5b02b.png
GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM. #VIOLENCE
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
started pouring on my way to do errands.
m4yb3 you don't #bounc3on1t good 3nough.
none of you would be this sad if it was troll bbno$ and it shows
HOW DO I MAKE MY DMS OPEN EXCEPT FOR TO ONE SPECIFIC PERSON ACROSS MULTIPLE TIMELINES. I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH BLOCKING THEM ALL
just got out of the once in a life time experience at #eridanwweek theres a wwhole block dedicated to colon cancer awwareness an theyvve got a certified proctologist handin (fingerin) out free screenins
trying to curate a fantroll-centric feed, react to this w/ fantrolls pleaseeee
At the end of a eridan week, one lucky eridan on this site will be picked to be publicly executed for the crowds amusement
Confeshshion 12: "i'm at marvus' concert rn. this guy's music is genuinely unlistenable this has to be an industry plant" Thoughtsh? #badopinions #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek #music
@GuTsYgUmShOe #nSfW hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/A9Af9411D363.jPeG
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
^^ I like to react to posts from people who are in direct opposition of everything I stand for, for the fun of it. ^^ ^^ It's fun to know your presence causes a reaction, even if you never see it. ^^
They keep askin' if #ImComing, girl (Yeah) But girl, you knoww I already came (oh, oh) https://i.ibb.co/prBJsbzC/24carat.png
It's wwhatever (Wwhatever), it's wwhatever (Wwhatever) It's wwhatever (Whatever) you like (Wwoo!) Turn this 아파트 into a FLARP (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
What is an eridan?. If it is weak why doesn't the larger dan eat the smaller eri?. Is it stupid?.