♠ hated by @aspiringPessimist
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fuckiin uhh relatable po2t here..
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said this to GLOOM of all fucking people by the way
#foo7i$h Of You To Think I'm Not Thinking @bout You $o Often Th@t I Don't Need The Reminder #@ffection@te
#hoorselainthroone too ruin the mooood oof thoose whoo just wooke up
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⧃ He wins. He can have it. =o
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:-3
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This Is For Your Own Good, Young One. - Your Couturier
⧃ Thank you. =o
I Mean This With All The Love My Pusher Can Carry, But If My Descendant Somehow Gets Involved With The Mountain Of All Trolls, I Will Go Back In Time And Destroy My Studio Myself. #suggestive - Your Couturier
I havve fans I havve fans i - havve - fans .. being you guys ;) <3 <3 <3 ;))
↗️REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD BLUNT BANGS.↗️
put your fuck1ng t1ts AwAy for ONE FUCK1NG N1GHT thAts my chAllenge for you
keep eAs1ng off of 1t And you m1ght just hAve some pAncells left over before you croAk
He77o, Be@utifu7 :-)
↗️THE RESTRICTIONS ON THE OFFICE AIR FRYER HAVE BEEN LIFTED.↗️ ↘️after i received a series of grave admonishments for using it "so improperly that it embarassed everyone"↘️ ↗️AND FOR↗️ ↘️"created smells even her imperial majesty banned seven sweeps ago for the sheer intensity of the torture inflicted upon other's sensory canals, which is saying something"↘️ ↗️I HAVE BEEN GRANTED THE OPPORTUNITY TO COOK MORE TUBERS ONCE AGAIN.↗️ ↘️i have never felt more lucky.↘️ ↗️BEHOLD.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa215876f96e.jpg ↘️
(⊱♓︎⊰) hey jack https://i.postimg.cc/4y5fvchz/black-hole-representation.gif catch. @walkstabwalk
wwhich lucky lady wwants to fellate my pee hole #nsfww #itsdry
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Infinite Casper Daddy moments.
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Pwincess are you a seer, cause the way you guide that Knight's blade....
I M@y Or M@y Not H@ve Whined. Good7ight 💖💕 #n$fw #n$fc #mypu$heri$$ti77$tuttering
Maybe Around 1000 Sweeps, Give Or Take. •v• - Your Couturier
I Am Exactly 7'0" Tall. •v• - Your Couturier
You Know, The Signless Was Also Much Smaller In Stature. It Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. - Your Couturier
Leave The Boy Alone, He Clearly Has A Height Complex. - Your Couturier
You've Gone Quite Far Past Risque, Dear. - Your Couturier
#joinme
This is an interesting development. - Your Couturier
Any other Beforan high blood men want to writhe for me to make me go from a sad lowblood to a happy lowblood? :( #cronodesDONOTinteract
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Ok@y There, We're Good
Fuck
reminder for all my #cagttl stuff: im saying the quiet part out loud ;) this is hovw men think. and it clearly vworks, im ewven seeing gay gals go "vwould if he vwas a she"
pretty sure ill be stuck with work duties at that time so I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE MOVIE (|:D
TAKE IT UP WITH HANDMAID RESOURCES. OH WAIT. THAT'S ME.
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. WE GOT HIS ASS. #ISEKAIOVER! #UESUGIKARKAT 🎨: @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from the Nobushii era: It is at this moment that the Uesugi Karkat Historical Preservation Foundation would like to acknowledge the profundity of Uesugi Karkat's vacant flushed quadrant. Despite a lengthy career of over ten sweeps in the Troll Edo period and the approach of a number of suitors during that time, he was notorious for keeping his red quadrant completely closed off. Some have theorized that this is because he was extremely dedicated to his life's ultimate goal of fighting Imperial involvement in East Alternia, and was therefore "married to his work." Others believe that he had a matesprit already, either on another continent or in another life altogether — a deceased lover, perhaps. The discredited academics who insist on the "time traveler" hypothesis, which has inspired songs like the one famously written and performed by Troll Hiromitsu Agatsuma, suggest something else altogether — that his flushed celibacy was to ensure that he did not alter the flow of the future so profoundly that it would unmake a matespritship he could later return to. An extremely vocal subset of enthusiasts who have co-opted the Saga of Uesugi Karkat, whom the Foundation acknowledges, but does not publicly condone, insist that the true, real reason is that he was simply a "tsundere" who was playing hard to get, and that his pale ardor was not so pale after all. The truth will never be known, as this piece of Uesugi Karkat's history is completely lost to us. All that is known is that on the light before the Battle of Fearoyama, the massacre for which he would be remembered forever, he sat down and wrote a single romantic poem, then sealed it away in perhaps the most secure hiding place of all — inside the haft of his sickle, where it was discovered by the Foundation after it was procured from the estate of a deceased royalblooded seadweller. As the Troll Edo period came to a close, Imperial forces had begun to converge on East Alternia with the intention of modernizing the region and bringing it into the fold of the rest of the global Alternian empire. The local government's armed forces were asked to stand down, swear allegiance to the new heiress, and resign their strife modi. After many skirmishes and border conflicts that he had strategically eked narrow victories out of, the Nobushii, now known to his dauntless loyalists by his final title, the SHIKIKAN UESUGI KARKAT, made a sudden and extremely rash decision after a long night of moongazing. He declared that he would meet the Imperial forces in a bloody last stand at Mount Fearoyama, where the remaining rebels would die fighting against insurmountable odds in the final, twitching death-throe of the Pre-Restoration era. His followers pleaded with him to reconsider, but to no avail. When asked why he was so adamant in his decision to die at Fearoyama, the Shikikan was said to have looked skyward, gazing directly into the light of the Green Moon. It is to this moment that we attribute one of Uesugi Karkat's most famous quotes, for he replied, "THE MEMORY OF TIME WON'T REMEMBER MY NAME UNLESS I SHOUT IT FROM THE TOP OF MY FUCKING BELLOWSACS. THIS IS HOW I MAKE SURE IT WILL HEAR ME. DE ARINSU." Little else in the way of context has survived to go on the record. His intense fixation with moongazing and astronomy, especially in the nights leading up to the Battle of Fearoyama, is frequently cited as a relevant detail to his famous quote. Others say that it was merely another means of waxing poetic, as he was oft to do. What has survived is a single daguerreotype picture, taken the night before the battle. The history of Uesugi Karkat will be concluded in the following chitt. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8da5cf95f75.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0bP8YBOidQqrFNsw0IJamB?si=f89c1f630b3147c0 #uesugikarkat
my bad, thought you were ju2t eatiing 2traiight eel 2auce? iill 2talk your account next tiime, how 2tupiid of me. #2arca2m #youeat2traiighteel2auce
something about casteplay being done on a mutantblooded is extremely arousing to think about ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Business opportunity, serious inquiries only: Got an exotic lusus that's getting more expensive to care for than it's worth? Contact me, I'll buy it off your hands. Especially if they're amphibious. 💲 *Doesn't have to be a lusus, if you have to any sentient or non-sentient exotic creature, I could be interested.
In regards to the living quarters, now known as #JanitorJail, I shall write an accord. Permit this clarification, if you would. The Chalkbox does not exist within a prison. This would assume that he was undergoing a punishment. Also, it is not truly a room. This would assume it has a true architecture. It is not a place, not one that can be meaningfully described as being inside of, rather, you are removed from everywhere else. The door opens into a volume of open, precise, stillness. This stillness encapsulates absence of sound in its pristine silence. This refined existence allows silence to enter, and consider its options, before dying. There is no ticking of clocks, nor dripping of pipes. There is no draft coming from under the entry. The manor does not settle its old bones in the soft green dirt beneath itself. No distant member of the Felt can be heard committing a fresh, mathematically predictable atrocity in the hallway. There is no sense of approach, or sense of leaving. Nothing leaves. Especially not the inhabitant. Within the chamber, time does not pass in the common vulgar state we all so casually experience entropy. It dares not race nor crawl, nor cycle into itself with a wink of allusion to Groundhog Day. It declines to participate. The occupant within is granted duration without progression. Experience ad nauseum without rescue. A sequence of thoughts with no external confirmation that the aforementioned thought is still a useful habit. You may sit in the center, and count to a googol of googols. Not a second will have passed. You may attempt to sleep, and discover that rest was never measured by hours, and wake with the impossible certainty that you have not moved one millisecond closer to release. You may scream, but the chamber will not echo. There will be no reverberation. Even your audible suffering is not acknowledged. The only reassurance that you are still even alive is the certainty within your brain that this is not any sense of afterlife any reality would permit to exist. A prisoner may hate a locked door. A penitent may pray before one. A fool may batter it with his fists. But a man who has no visible door must eventually confront the possibility that the concept of exit was merely something he brought with him, like lint in a pocket. There are no clocks in the chamber because a clock would be an act of companionship. Its hands would move, or fail to move, and in either case provide a thesis. Even a broken clock has the courtesy to be wrong in a consistent way. This place offers no such intellectual charity. There is only the occupant. His breath. His thoughts. The gradual discovery that his thoughts are, perhaps, the worst comfort he could have been provided. He will emerge in what may seem to him to be a moment. A blink. A courtesy interval of nonexistent time spent away. The time required for one of the Felt to misplace the key they are still holding. Of course, the Handmaid has the key now. I know where it rests. I suspect, in her act of aggressive macro-management, she will wait until the key rusts from her passive existence. To him, it will likely be an eternity. Centuries of privacy allotted to him, and folded neatly into the crevice he was permitted to live within. He will not have aged a day in any measurable sense. Physical deterioration would require time, which is not permitted in the room. This is of course, at his own request as he holds great disdain for clockwork mechanisms. When he returns, should he return, he may be faster. He may be quieter. He may be more diligent with a mop. He may also have learned the precise shape of every regret he has ever postponed, alphabetized by the voice that first spoke it. In any case, the Handmaid’s warning was accurate in its essentials. Do not open the door. Interruption would be the first kindness he has endured in epochs. I would not allow my staff to show such softness.
@aspiringPessimist Hey! Look, your faux beau is getting an employee spotlight.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@aspiringPessimist Less than a sweep after the murder of my moirail and his lusus I heard noises in what was supposed to have been his empty hive beside mine and went to investigate. I walk in with the keys he'd given me ages before his death and I see a troll setting up as if making the space their own. They can't be much older than me and they are terrified. Words feel like static as they pass through one ear and out the other and before I know it my scissors are in my hand and I surge forward with such a burning rage that my throat burns in the aftermath of the scream erupting from it. It is brutal because I do not often use my weapon but they die quickly. Once I regain my senses it is too late and I look with eyes wet with tears between my own blood stained hands and the troll lying lifeless on the ground in front of me. Their blood soaks into the floor, mingling with the long since dried blood stains my moirail left behind and I vomit. My then matesprit finds me there kneeling before the body as the light begins to peek over the horizon hours later and he takes me hive, where my lusus is waiting and worrying. They are speaking but I cannot hear. My throat hurts. I just want them to be quiet. I fall asleep. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
my room is the g spot, meenah. #mr-flinstone. #nsfwv.
get off of your palmhusk! get into the maid outfit
>>| no.
it was my idea sö i already had dibs
how long should i wait after they break up i just know its so disrespectful it was so recent but i know theres something there between us ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Sorry champ, but I made it through the drones already. #nsfw.
Noah there. Do it. Ill stroke my bulge and karkat can catch the load. #nsfw
I'm right here if ya need anythin'. :3
Um. Haha. Hell❀ stranger! N❀ judgement, I swear.
I think my neighb❀r's a lil insane cause he is frequently st❀rmin' int❀ the w❀❀ds and screamin'. That's ❀kay th❀ugh! I've seen w❀rse. :3
Hell❀ chittr! I finally feel safe en❀ugh t' be ❀nline since I've settled in this new hive. :3 I'm excited t❀ meet y'all!!
~It's prO~bably predictable O~f me t~O listen t~O AJJ huh~
>> That ¡ડ obv¡ouડ1y not enough for me to go away, ¡ care about you. Before th¡ડ happened, you to1d me ¡ waડ one of your c1oડeડt fr¡endડ. ¡t pa¡nડ me that you don't conડ¡der me that way anymore, but that'ડ not why ¡ waડ here for you? ¡'m here becauડe ¡ want good th¡ngડ for you and ¡ want you to be 1oved.
The same can 8e said a8out most intelligent people who do not go around divulging everything.
But that ꫂ❁ersona is still a facet of you...is it not? ❣︎
>> ¡ am ડt¡11 your fr¡end, even ¡f you don't want to be m¡ne anymore, 1arkડo. That breakડ my puડher but ¡t'ડ not my p1ace. ¡'11 be ¡n your corner ¡f you want me.
thii2 ii2 goiing nowhere. ii know iim cute. but heariing you 2ay iit make2 my 2kiin crawl iin the wor2t way po22iible. #2ugge2tiive #iidknotaggre22iive?
probably becau2e 2he piitiie2 you, who know2. #2ugge2tiive
why the fuck would ii paiil piipiing hot 2oup? are you iin2ane? ii2 thii2 2omethiing you do on the regular? #n2fw
↗️THERE IS NOT A DIAGNOSIS AVAILABLE THAT WOULD FULLY ECLIPSE THE WIDE BERTH OF YOUR NUMBEROUS SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY.↗️ ↘️the only option is absolution in death.↘️ ↗️COMPLETE RECONDITIONING.↗️ ↘️gross.↘️
fiir2t of all that2 not my aa, but ii 2tiill re2pect her. 2econd of all youre merely a dii2tractiion whiile ii waiit for my 2oup two arriive.
bu2y doiing what? beiing a giiant pu22y? iim 2ure that take2 up almo2t all of your tiime but luckiily enough for you iit 2hould keep you occupiied for the next 2everal bliink2. ii2 that what you do normally or do you have other hobbiie2? ii can only iimagiine there2 only 2o much one pu22y can do. #n2fw #2ugge2tiive
iim cuttiing you off ii got two many biitche2 on my bulge2 a2 ii2. but iill add you two the lii2t. #n2fw #2ugge2tiive
what ii2 thii2 2ome type of weiird fliirtiing now? ii2 thii2 what we do now? youre acco2tiing me, iim 2ouple22 and youre acco2tiing me. weezerle22 ba2tard.
↗️NOT AT ALL, LEAVE ME ALONE.↗️
i'd like to see if @chilleraficionado can still run his mouth like that with my bulge stuffed down his throat. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
₍^. .^₎⟆ Heheh you’re r!ght!꠹
not vwery cool of you guys to hate on my #brotherfromanothaslime. vwhile i'm here, let's make it a tvwo-for-one-deal, since i'm feeling charitable. back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by harassing random vwomen at the grocery store. feminism took that from you. for 33 caegars a month i'll teach you all my sexual harassment tips and tricks. zz;)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
nobody can evwen take a joke anymore... i'm just a sensitivwe guy and this hate is really hurting my soul.... please don't #cancelcronusampora
hi tag
#ImSorryDaddy #KittenHasBeenDealingWithShit #LetsHangSometime
↗️"WAH, WAH, THE JOB ASSIGNMENT MARKET IS IN SHAMBLES, THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS WARM THE FUNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE."↗️ ↘️you say, with a resume that has no cover letter.↘️ ↗️I WOULDN'T CALL YOU BACK FOR EVEN A PRIMARY INTERVIEW EITHER, WITH A PORTFOLIO LIKE THAT.↗️
↘️disgusting.↘️
↗️I THINK I WILL THROW UP IN MY TASTECAVERN A LITTLE BIT.↗️
↘️it is always↘️ ↗️"YOUR REPORTS ARE DUE, WROTHE."↗️ ↘️and↘️ ↗️"YOU DON'T DESERVE A CHEQUE TO SCRAWL YOUR NAME ON, GET DOWN AND DEVOUR THESE INADEQUATE PROFITS LIKE THE DIPPANNED SOFTNUB YOU ARE, BEFORE YOUR SUPERIORS CATCH YOU LACKING AGAIN."↗️ ↘️and never↘️ ↗️"I AM GOING TO STOP BEING A LOSER TONIGHT, WROTHE."↗️
↗️WHILE I AM SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE DECIPHERED THAT MY QUIRK IS INDICATIVE OF THE EVER-SHIFTING NATURE OF HER IMPERIAL MARKETS↗️ ↘️the ceaseless rise of her imperial profits↘️ ↗️AND THE CONSTANT FALL OF OUR IMPERIAL LOSSES↗️ ↘️it may also entertain you all to denote that i can also utilize less-seen tactics of a stagnate market to highlight other things.↘️ ↗️SUCH AS LOCATIONS.↗️ ↘️for example:↘️ ⬅️CLOWNS.⬅️ ➡️JOKERS.➡️
lar if you wwant to see me dolled up wwith my hair dowwn all you got to do is ASK or beg id prefer beggin
Sara's reaction combo chart definition ♥ - She liked your post ♥♦ - Very much liked your post ♦ - Damn that Sucks / general i feel bad button ♣ - Sara is confused ♠ - She dislikes this post ♥♦♠♣ - Notification NUKE
↘️get a job and you will be rehatched as an aquiferous flower.↘️ ↗️BECOME GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AND YOU WILL BE REHATCHED AS A LOTUS FLOWER.↗️
↘️the disgusting, vulgar things my worksquare neighbor will do to pityfarm attention from our fellow coworkers.↘️ ↗️"I AM GOING TO EAT A SALAD TONIGHT."↗️ ↘️so you are basically just begging everyone around you to denote that you are a proteinless loser.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY THROWING YOURSELF AT THEIR STEPPERS, AS IF TO SAY↗️ ↘️"please, take care of me, i am underfed and deserving of little more than a handful of invasive weed species to dull my stupid, sharp fangs on!"↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️
>>| your really .are .edging me there right now. #suggestive
↘️my officeblock is equipped with the finest of corporategrade security, so i am literally not even afraid.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT EVEN WORRIED.↗️
i mainly like you for the hate
↘️i do not believe any of you have ever visited a mediculler for your annual physical examination/extermination.↘️ ↗️THERE ARE SEVERAL DEFECTS ON DISPLAY HERE THAT WOULD NOT BE PASSING GRADE.↗️ ↘️some of you possess these defective traits physically.↘️ ↗️FOR MOST OF YOU↗️ ↘️it is mental.↘️
♠️Time and place, hottie.♠️
I’m sorry guys. I must confess. If you go to my funeral, I will NOT be going to yours.
↗️HE IS LITERALLY OVERFED, AND DOES NOT NEED ANY ADDITIONAL NUTRIENT SUPPLEMENT.↗️
try suppin these rings up your chute better yet maybe if you got rid a the yee yee ass updo then cas wwould call your barkbeast ass you blue blooded fuckin fashionista femboy
↘️when my superiors acknowledge me in public despite my tendency to embarass them↘️ ↗️I AM LEFT SQUIRMING ON MY OFFICE SITPLANE.↗️ ↘️i am too devoted to not humor, too eager of a wageslave to not pay minor mind to.↘️ ↗️A MODEL EMPLOYEE YOU LITERALLY CANNOT IGNORE.↗️ ↘️tirelessly filing your papers.↘️ ↗️CRUNCHING YOUR NUMBERS.↗️ ↘️monitoring your investments.↘️ ↗️STIRRING YOUR SCALDING BROWNSLUDGE WITH MY POINTER PRONG BECAUSE YOU HAVE DEIGNED THAT TASK UPON ME.↗️ ↘️i am reviled by lesser individuals who will not ask how high when their boss demands they jump.↘️ ↗️I AM DISGUSTED BEYOND BELIEF, I SQUEEZE MY NEW, EXTENDING PROWLERPOINT-TOUCHING BATON NEARLY TO THE POINT OF SNAPPING OVER THE NOTION.↗️ ↘️but i remain still, dutifully slicing my bulbvegetable in two.↘️
↘️do not put words in my mouth.↘️
↘️a highblood of your superior caste does not even have to concern himself with the lesser inclinations of typical monetary trade.↘️ ↗️YOUR THEFT IS LITERALLY JUST A BLESSING ONTO THE STORE'S THRESHOLD.↗️ ↘️it is your hatchright.↘️
Need⚠︎ bre⚠︎𓇋her, sug⚠︎r?
if piss aint stored in the globes wwhy do they throb so nicely wwhen i hold it in too long #nsfww
FuCK YOu. I'M GOING TO MAKE A POST ABOuT TOES NOW.
AND I HATE THAT I DID IT. SO GUESS WE’RE BOTH FUCKED.
TRY LAYING AN EGG.
lol not much of an own after i got you anyways.
when i die the person who liked the largest amount of my personal posts will inherit all of my possessions.
and what? youre going to get onto me about the homers next? is that it?
[I $WEAR IF ANY OTHER OF MY BODY PART$ $TART$ TO A#HE IM AM $ENDING A HITMAN TO #A$PER]
im assumin by this point youre holdin political office out there
its true i lovve vvirgins because as a highblood it is my destiny to defile
get printing! theres not going to be a photoshoot unless you do
NO MORE WHIMSY IS ALLOWED TODAY. YOU HAVE ALL. EXPENDED IT. WITH YOUR GREED!
[THAT $OUND$ GRO$$ IM GLAD I DONT HAVE NIPPLE$]
↗️ALL THIS NEWS.↗️ ↘️and yet none about the status of the growl jones.↘️
↘️you may not like it, but this is what a true bond between employee and employer looks like.↘️ ↗️THE INFERIOR GAZES SOULFULLY INTO THE BULBS OF HIS RIGHTEOUS COMMANDER.↗️ ↘️his fellow warrior.↘️ ↗️THEIR BOND STRENGTHENS WITH NO REGARD TO QUADRANTS, INTRINSICALLY LINKED THROUGH THE ROLE OF COMMANDER↗️ ↘️and commanded.↘️ ↗️MIDDLING STRENGTH, MECHANIZED BY THE STRENGTH AND ALSO POWER OF SOMEONE WHO BESTS HIM ON THE SOCIAL ECHELON.↗️ ↘️you can literally only hope to achieve this bond with someone.↘️ ↗️YOU CAN ONLY PRAY TO MEET AN EMPLOYER AS GRACIOUS AS THIS.↗️ ↘️a subjuboss or a fin-ancial dominator.↘️ ↗️A WARRIOR'S BOND.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b5a470616d7.jpg ↘️
↗️WHILE EVERYONE WAS BUSY COMMITTING IDENTITY THEFT AGAINST ME BY POORLY AND ALSO INCORRECTLY UTILIZING MY QUIRK↗️ ↘️i was winning #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️IT IS SAD TO SEE THE PUPPET GO, HE WAS LITERALLY A DOLL.↗️ ↘️i think he was winded from moving his bed back over three inches while i watched and also did not help.↘️ ↗️SAD.↗️
,,,happy,,,early,,,wriggling day,,,eldran,,,
Hold me now. I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking. Maybe six feet ain't so far down.
,,,genuinely out of the fucking gourd what i've done to you,,,with $o little effort,,, ,,,i'm like,,,almo$t impre$$ed with my$elf,,, ,,,almo$t,,,
↗️THE LACK OF CARE YOU HAVE FOR LITERALLY ANY PART OF YOUR DIGITAL STEPPRINT IS AMAZING.↗️ ↘️if it isn't the lime pride, it will be the abject debauchery that will send you to the gallows when your off-planet deployment calls to you.↘️
,,,ew,,,even the way you phra$ed it,,,i$ na$ty,,,and overly $exual,,, ,,,di$gu$ting,,,
↘️watch this space. @bulgeCurator ↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f63a3066609.jpg ↗️
im about to botch the fuck out of this girls top surgery
No. I Do Not Swap To Healer. I Do Not Provide A Second Tank. I Do Not Peel For The Team. I Lock Spider-troll And Go 0/15. And I Enjoy It.............
freaking heck!!
maybe stop talkin about your matesprit wwhen wwere tryin to pail howw about THAT
↘️I AM IN IT TO WIN IT.↗️ ↘️and by it i mean.↘️ ↗️THE NUTRITION BLOCK.↗️
and then ill rid your corpse of the swweaty blood stained tootsie hiders shouldvve sold wwhen you had the chance dammit
lar i say this wwith the most desperation that EVVEN the most dehydrated sea dwweller stuck in the middle of a blazing desert under the twwin suns couldnt come close to understandin ill pay a inordinate sum of caegar for your gym socks after
↘️i was hatched on the wrong planet.↘️ ↗️IF I WAS HATCHED ON REPITON I WOULD SAY "OH MY ALL-MOTHER."↗️ ↘️i would read sideline.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BUY ALL OF MY PRODUCTS FROM REPITON CORP.↗️ ↘️i would send my messages through skorpe.↘️ ↗️I WOULD TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS AT THE VAST OCEAN OF POLUTION.↗️ ↘️i would work for the glory of capitalism without receiving criticism.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BOND WITH MY FELLOW WARRIORS OF THE WEIGHTED PAPER APPLIANCE IN GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️ ↘️i was hatched on the wrong planet.↘️
prepare for my squirmy wwormy you wwretched dirtsniffer #nsfww
↗️SEEKING BUDDING ENTREPRENEURS AND THOSE OF LIKEMINDED BUSINESSENSE FOR CONSULTATION ON MISSING BENEFICIAL-OFFICE-NEWLY-UNREQUIRED-READING [B.O.N.U.R] MATERIAL.↗️ ↘️once, between my typical skims of the employee's handbook and my intake of informational supplements of the mind diet.↘️ ↗️SUCH AS THE USUAL "STOCKS AND BONDS FOR IDIOTS WITH TWO NODES COMPETING FOR THIRD PLACE"↗️ ↘️and↘️ ↗️"INVESTMENT PROTOCOLS FOR WEAKWILLED IDIOTS WHO DO NOT DESERVE A CHEQUE TO CUT THEIR NAME ON: READ IT UP AND SPEW IT OUT 101."↗️ ↘️i found myself with a piece of literature so enthralling and attention-snaring that it literally had me trembling like a hopbeast in a cholertrap.↘️ ↗️THE ONLY ISSUE IS THAT I CANNOT RECALL THE PROPER ISSUE.↗️ ↘️and it has been purged from the office's personal bookhive of literary entrapment.↘️ ↗️I HAVE DONE A MOCK UP OF WHAT THE COVER PHOTOGRAPH WAS, WITH A SUPPLEMENTAL TITLE TO SERVE AS A JUMPING OFF POINT FOR CUBICLESLEUTHS WILLING TO EXERT THEIR POTENTIAL.↗️ ↘️please consult.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/390575896ef9.png ↗️
↗️THESE PUZZLES ARE LITERALLY TOO EASY.↗️ ↘️#sudoku.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/285609e37e47.png ↗️
↘️moving forward, i have opted to suspend those who cannot censor↘️ ↗️OR CONTAIN THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO NEVER MENTION IT AT ALL↗️ ↘️their gratuitous use of sensational language.↘️ ↗️THOSE CAUGHT DEPLOYING QUADBAITING VERBIAGE OR OTHERWISE ENGAGING IN TOPICS FEATURING THE MORALLY CONTESTED NOTION OF↗️ ↘️un*onization↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️w*rkers r*ghts↘️ ↗️WILL BE BARRED FROM PERSONALLY INTERACTING WITH ME.↗️ ↘️severity will be assessed case by case.↘️
obligatory ate a horse post for the fuckin wweek
↘️i am literally the only elite employee at this office to ever experience the grace and also joy of being able to effectively demolish a pickled and preserved, pink, foul smelling, oblong meat product.↘️ ↗️PURCHASED LOOSELY FROM A JAR AT A SCUTTLEBUGGY REFUEL STATION.↗️ ↘️wherein your bare prongs had to be inserted into the communal brine to remove it.↘️ ↗️FOR YOUR PERSONAL CONSUMPTION AND NUTRITIONAL PURPOSES ELSEWHERE.↗️ ↘️it is so good.↘️
↗️I HAVE COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING REGARDING MY PRIOR INSTANCES IN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.↗️ ↘️many of you have witnessed a disparaging post leveled against me, accusing me of possessing undesirable biology or otherwise upsetting physical denotations.↘️ ↗️WHILE I WILL FULLY CONFESS TO MY INSTANCES OF WEAKER PHYSIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO CLEAR THE AIARAY NAME WITH THE REMARK THAT IT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A TRIFLING INFLATION OF A MISTRUTH.↗️ ↘️i am literally perfectly normal.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT HAVE THESE WEAK, MEAGER ATTEMPTS AT WORMING UNDER MY EXOSKIN CONTINUE TO DISTURB ME.↗️ ↘️i have identified the core of these accusations as little more than misplaced quadbaiting at the behest of a casteplayer, seeking to insert me into their routines of debauchery.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD↗️ ↘️please↘️ ↗️THEM GREATLY TO WITNESS ME FALTER.↗️ ↘️but i will not bow to their whim any longer.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT STAY DOWN UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE STEP OF THEIR BOOTHEEL, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THEIR SOLELY PERVERTED WHIMS.↗️ ↘️i am going to continue serving my superiors.↘️ ↗️I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN SERVICE OF THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️of her markets.↘️ ↗️OF STOCKS AND BONDS AND HEDGE FUNDS AND MY GLORIOUS↗️ ↘️diverse↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️let this be a lesson in faith and also intuition.↘️ ↗️WE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.↗️
↘️not me.↘️
↘️okay, anyway.↘️
↘️his greed is literally disgusting to me.↘️ ↗️ANY KIND OF NUTRIENT OBJECT PLACED IN FRONT OF HIM, READILY CONSUMED WITHOUT QUESTION.↗️ ↘️his chewgrinders gnashing nigh incoherently, a vicious, mechanical deconstruction of any sustenanceloaf.↘️ ↗️DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED.↗️ ↘️dullboy the detested.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f5794a9ac8d.jpg ↗️
↗️WHO COULD DO SUCH A↗️ ↘️#thang.↘️
↗️IT IS LIKE LOOKING AT A PACKAGE OF METALLIC YEAST BYPRODUCT GRAIN ROLLS.↗️
↘️office sitplane under me.↘️ ↗️SMALL, FLIMSY CUP OF HYDRATION IN MY LEFT FONDLEGRASPER.↗️ ↘️if evidet does not win the island, i am going to end it all.↘️
you better hope i don't get my fuckin hands on you larkso. you'll repent with all four of your fuckin limbs bitch #nsfwe #violence
my #dexcoin
alwways can count on you for a comfortin levvel a background radiation hatred lark
↗️IT IS "MII".↗️ ↘️which is just a stylized way of saying "me", for the uninitiated.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT ONE FOR PLAYING GAMES, BUT THOUGHTLESSLY SHILLING THE ENTIRETY OF MY MINISCULE PAYCHEQUE TO A MEGACORPORATION OF ENTERTAINMENT IS ENOUGH TO SPUR ME TOWARDS THIS INVESTMENT.↗️ ↘️please behold.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb58b5c89fc4.jpg ↗️
you gonna make me hit you in a way you ain't gonna like?
↗️I HAVE TOUCHED GRASS BEFORE.↗️ ↘️nothing unique there.↘️ ↗️ONCE YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE, YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO IT AGAIN.↗️ ↘️nothing is going to change about that experience.↘️
mantis shrimp dad low-key busted my shit when i got hive damn. like i didn't even do anything wrong he's just bein a bulge about it man :o(
vwhen is a perwverse vwoman gonna vwiolate innocent ol me? #nsfwv
↘️cease.↘️
↘️i am hopeful that when my worksquare neighbor finally departs his mortal coil, that i am able to claim all of his belongings before they are redistributed in the bi-wipely "dead and gone" office soiree.↘️ ↗️I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT HIS HOLEPUNCH FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE SWEEPS NOW.↗️ ↘️it will be mine.↘️
↗️YES.↗️
on the mirthful messiahs it's still warm from his body :o) #nsfw
it's only a matter of time for real. motherfucker can't make shit easy for themselves. i'm gonna sleep in his cupe
i'll send him a picture of your corpse no sweat bro
figures he's been throwin that tight little nook around enough that he's got a lil forcefield of whiteknighting bitchmade lowbloods. ain't shit to me when i throw down i throw down hard #nsfwe #violence
bitches don't understand what time i'm on. it's not clocking to you that i'm standing on business and shit
next time he comes crawlin back i'm leashing that little motherfucker and he's stayin leashed. shit it's my bad for lettin him leave the last time #nsfwe
he must be whorin himself out again huh? figures
you aren't even gonna see me coming :o)
c'mon baby you know you don't wanna be like that ;o)
bro's fuckin shakin in his goddamn boots and that's cute and all but i can't even watch him quiver. this is straight up bullshit #violence
↗️I WILL BE COMPILING A LIST OF ALL PROSPECTIVE COLLABORATORS FOR YOU, MISTER EVIDET.↗️ ↘️you will literally never want for anything.↘️
↘️please do not attempt posting about stocks or bonds when i am not active on the website.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO BE PRESENT FOR ALL OF YOUR INVESTMENTS, TO ADVISE, AS I AM LITERALLY THE SOLE PROPRIETOR OF HER IMPERIAL MARKET PRESENTLY AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MARKETORTURING CONSULTATION.↗️ ↘️and it is kind of inconsiderate to attempt excluding me.↘️ ↗️WHEN I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.↗️
↗️OVERJOYED.↗️
↘️i am considering legal council.↘️
↗️CAN YOU NOT.↗️
↗️THIS IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LOWERCASTE CHITTR EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️hello, here is my full legal and also actual name, symbol, location of my hive, and photograph of myself.↘️ ↗️I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AND AM NOW GOING TO POST EXTENSIVELY AND ALSO OPENLY ABOUT THE LITERAL CRIMES I WISH TO COMMIT, OR HAVE COMMITTED PRIOR.↗️ ↘️why are there drones outside of my hive.↘️ ↗️WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.↗️ ↘️except literally everybody else, ever.↘️
↘️human marriage.↘️ ↗️SO ABJECT QUADHOGGING.↗️
↗️I HAVE ONCE AGAIN PROVEN THAT I AM AN INFERIOR SPECIMEN OF AN INDIGOBLOOD.↗️ ↘️i am so different from members of my caste and perhaps even the wider hue that i am preemptively vibrating with shame, my support column bowed in acknowledgment that i am deskjockey first, adequate troll second.↘️ ↗️MY GRAND SUPERIOR APPROACHED MY DESK, WHILE I WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE THIS FRUITLESS CONNECTION TO MEMBERS OF MY OWN SUBSERVIENT ILK, AND HESITATED.↗️ ↘️a gropeplane raised, he could not even bare to strike me for my obvious display of slackery.↘️ ↗️HE WAS TOO BEWILDERED BY THE DAMPNESS OF MY HEADSTEM AND AUDACITY TO CONSUME VALUABLE OFFICE HOURS WITH THIS VENTURE, THAT HE COULD NOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE CRUELTY.↗️ ↘️he could not look me in the bulbs when i turned, and this slipped to the carpet.↘️ ↗️I AM EXPERIENCING EVERY LAYER OF SHAME RIGHT NOW.↗️ ↘️i feel no connection to this indigo-typical beastsona, even if i have tried to ascribe to it features that are characteristics solely of me.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE DISTURBED BY MY LATENT ATTEMPTS AT RELATABILITY, YOU MAY ADMONISH ME.↗️ ↘️do not hold back.↘️ ↗️@naughtyTechnician ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91d8b1c35d08.png ↘️
↗️NIGHTLY AFFIRMATIONS.↗️ ↘️i love my job.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT DESERVE MY JOB.↗️ ↘️i am beholden to the capabilities of my superiors.↘️ ↗️ALL OF MY SUPERIORS ARE STRONGER, BETTER, FASTER, SMARTER THAN ME.↗️ ↘️i am skilled.↘️ ↗️I AM HONING MY PAN EVERY DAY.↗️ ↘️i am allowed to enjoy my sour scream and grubloaf sandwich at my desk.↘️ ↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR KNOWS NOTHING.↗️ ↘️no one is doing it the way wrothe is doing it.↘️ ↗️THE MARKET WILL NOT CRASH.↗️ ↘️my superiors love the way i quiver.↘️
We do not need a new President. I am fine.
[EXPUNGED]
↘️i have not forgotten your obscene, blunt bangs.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69f074703727.png ↗️
#fuckyou #mydIInnar #2ub2tance http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/22/UntIItled463_20260422225335.png
↗️I REGRET THAT I WAS NOT ABLE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT MOMENT I BROKE THE CREST OF 10K KULL POINTS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS POST.↗️ ↘️i am honored and also flattered to be the primary target of hateful, unemployed persons.↘️ ↗️YOUR OBSESSIVE COMPULSION TO DEMOTE MY POSTS INSTEAD OF SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT ON LINKED-FIN OR INDEAD IS GROTESQUE.↗️ ↘️but ultimately beneficial to my numbers game.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CIRCLED IT SO YOU DO NOT GET LOST IN THE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️there will be a celebration in order.↘️ ↗️I WILL PROVIDE A DESK DOODLE TO ALL INTERESTED PARTIES WITH FACES TO DRAW, IF YOU RSVP IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/611a23f8eeaf.jpg ↘️
↘️the fish do not want you.↘️ ↗️I AM HARD PRESSED TO BELIEVE ANYTHING WANTS YOU, ELDRAN.↗️
↘️does anyone else's lusus still insist on packing them midshift meals despite knowing you have already properly fondled the situation.↘️ ↗️DULL BOY DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY ARRANGED MYSELF A SUCCULENT FEAST OF PRONGS-ON OINKBEAST BARBECUE.↗️ ↘️nor is he satiated by my additional carrying of blue cheese.↘️ ↗️HE IS SO ANNOYING.↗️ ↘️this is why we do not allow custodians in the workspace, barring special occasions.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY EXHAUSTING TO DEAL WITH.↗️
↘️shut up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN YOUR PITCHFLIRTING SQUABBLES AND ATTEMPTS TO SEED MY INTERPERSONAL CABINET WITH VESTIEGES OF YOURSELF.↗️ ↘️let the superiors talk.↘️
wwouldnt be opposed to gettin stepped on right this moment #nsfww
of course you have! im always right dont doubt me again #thinice
EVIL BURGER. WITH EVIL MAYO.
and if lar dies its cause i killed him to usurp the throne as SOLE MEAN WWOMAN LOVVER
oh, yeah. tag update. changed up the la2t VVord IIf any a you care or even notIIced. IIt'2 got 2omethIIn of a lIIl more character to IIt than me broadca2tIIn hoVV flIIppIIn agonIIzed II am all the damn tIIme you can already gather that from my chIIt2 IIf you got half a cell to your pan.
↗️↖(ᵕ⎚_⎚)↘🖕↗️
↗️NO.↗️
found some pills in the rivver that has pills in it littering psychedelics aint goin to savve you from my terror ill snort these crushed capsules an havve a legendarily horrific crash out like that bear #substances
↘️↖(ᵕ⎚ロ⎚)↘↘️ ↗️THAT IS HOW I WOULD LOOK IF I WAS ASSEMBLED OUT OF PICTOGRAPHS.↗️
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
†) IVERY 7IME YE HA7E MA CHI7S A'HM PUMPIN MA BULGE FAS7ER BAHAHAHA. #NSFW (†
dont get caught skulkin around my hivve or youll nevver be seen again yes thats a open invvitation
lar ill split you in half an feel nothin but glee as your cerulean spills oer top me
spay and or neuter your gutterblood today free at the orphice #nsfww
its hard wwashin my clothes a the trademark muckblood stink after a roll in the hay at the farm or barn or wwherevver the fuck peons fuck in #nsfww
spit in my mouth step on my face #nsfww
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
↘️you are chopped.↘️
uuho are you and uuhy are you turbo reacting on nny chits. cease forthuuith.
been a wwhile since i asked might as wwell check in is anyone mad at me tonight
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
As was I. Mr. Trollbama.
oh yeah update on that pheromone body spray by the wvay, so, it is attracting a lot of wvomen to my general vwicinity and they dont evwen seem like theyre trying to hurt me badly vwhich is nice. but uhh. i am currently fleeing in terror since i think they vwant my skin @catastrophicgalaxy i think you wvent too heavwy on the skin #substances?
why do the vwomen alvways turn johnny bravwo dowvn hes literally handsome and nice. are they stupid?
| GOD THIS KID'S SȻREENTIME IS RIDIȻULOUS. HOW THE HELL IS HE MANAGING THAT? ANYWAY TIME TO SAY GOODLIGHT TO ȻAS¶ER FOR REAL THIS TIME ﴿ | HE'LL BE BAȻK AT SOME ¶OINT ﴿
since the first night some ugly fucker put a tomato on his nose some asshole has gotten defensiwve about wvanting to fuck him
tee hee that means im not an avwful man ill take it
isnt your deal havwing bad taste in men or something this seems like youre just hopping on the bandwvagon
hey man i did my time
they kicked me out of jail because no matter howv much they hosed me dovwn they couldnt get rid of the scent of my axe body spray and it vwas i quote "bringing dowvn the vwibe". justice has wvon tonight chittr #justice #freedom #america
"= will i reach 5k kult or 10k kull first. ="
↘️i am not seeing the issue in a social superior acting within their designated role.↘️ ↗️MAINLY, I AM NOT SEEING WHY WE ARE ACTING LIKE THIS ISN'T COMMON PLACE.↗️ ↘️when were you all hatched. i am pointing to the rulebook on this website↘️ ↗️WHICH I HAVE READ EXTENSIVELY↗️ ↘️that says you must be 9.7 sweeps.↘️ ↗️HOW HAVE YOU NEVER WITNESSED NOR CONCEPTUALIZED GLORIOUS CLOWN VIOLENCE IN 9.7+ SWEEPS.↗️
frankly my bloody fault for thinkin there are some lines you dont cross no matter wwhat kinda vvillainous knifetwwistin underhanded sort you are #vvaguechit
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newvsfeed/001/329/488/7bb.jpg
Replacing your sugar w Anthrax
couldnt kill you in a wway that you dont get off on maybe ill grant you that
dont make promises you cant keep lar im no spring cluckbeast but i can take you one handed
takin best friend applications so i can finally feel somethin doin a murder again
to celebrate 10k cull im novw vwearing my ampora pride. line go up then dowvn then up then dowvn then up then dowvn.
"= thirty five notifications in a row straight from blue or cerulean trolls. what is going on. in my notifications box. hello. ="
You don't want the curses that are going to be afflicting Larkso in the coming days. You don't
Black Plague. You. Now.
hey! do not tag me when you are making a fool of yourself online
↘️i would get my corporate chip implanted in any limb.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO IN EVERY LIMB.↗️ ↘️i don't understand the hang up here.↘️
I steal all three and drink them really fast
Casper? I barely know her. Hyuck hyuck.
Labewbew.
Yuck
↗️NOTICING THAT A LOT OF LESSER EMPLOYEES ARE ENTERING THE OFFICEBLOCK WITH LANYARDS, AND NOT THE VASTLY SUPERIOR AND FRANKLY MORE IMPRESSIVE↗️ ↘️retractable badge reel.↘️ ↗️I ONLY HOPE THAT IN THE FUTURE THEY ALLOW ME THE CHANCE TO GET THE OFFICE-NONOPTIONAL PRONGCHIP IMPLANT.↗️ ↘️so that i can enter in real style.↘️
"= yaun. why is it said with "W". when. the sound is yaun, like faun. ="
evweryones out here just publicly admitting they think about me wvay more than i ewver think about them. and im the desperate one, okay
sorry guys page finding is cancelled due to rain today
↗️UPPER MANGLEMENT HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO ISSUE AN APOLOGY REGARDING MY FRANKLY UNCOUTH AND ALSO INTERPERSONALLY SCATHING REMARKS MADE TOWARDS JUNIOR HELMSMEN AND THOSE AMONG US THAT ARE PSIIONICALLY GIFTED.↗️ ↘️please be patient as i literally do anything but that, because that request did not happen and it is kind of ridiculous to imagine that this is even a problem.↘️ ↗️I ASK ANY AND ALSO ALL PARTIES OFFENDED BY MY OBVIOUS JESTURES↗️ ↘️that is a pun↘️ ↗️TO COMMUNICATE THEIR GRIEVANCES WITH HER IMPERIAL EMPIRE.↗️ ↘️and when you do not do that.↘️ ↗️TRY SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️
The ♠️ react isn't enough, I need a button where if enough people press it your account is deleted and your phone is exploded.
its all self-lovwe and sex positiwvity until a nice highblood man dares to not hate himself :/
I'm what some might call , "really cool and great," but others might characterize as, "bastard". It's called #containingmultitudes
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
I am going to tame the labubu. Mark my words.
Shock. Amaze. Surprise.
Labubu situation turning dire.
you bloody ingrates i risk life and limb sealin awway the dreaded necromancer brrapp zzoopp and the ONLY THING YOU can think about is howw no ones doin enough evvil thank your LOCAL ORPHANER for steppin outside the bounds of his duties to ingratiate hisself to the local populace by slayin dastardly vvillainous types
↗️I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOUR MEDICULLER.↗️ ↘️after requesting inquiry into your personal files and waiting the appropriate 3-6 wipes for their unsealing, i have finally gotten your test results back.↘️ ↗️IT IS WORSE THAN I FEARED.↗️ ↘️it says it on the front page, a cover letter of no new opportunities, just despair.↘️ ↗️DIAGNOSED. FLOPABETES.↗️ ↘️it is literally terminal.↘️
fuck FUCK wwhy aint i gettin crushed underfoot by a lowwblood wwho dont deservve the privvilege of lookin at me let alone stompin my face in and yeah i DO lovve EVVERY FUCKIN SECOND
Yeah, okay buddy. Keep telling yourself.
Only in your wildest wettest dreams. #nsfw
Oh thank god. Fuck you btw
Labubu.
Water. Drink.
if vweaponized incompetence wvere really so bad it wvouldnt havwe such a kickass name
Hit me with the 'I know you are but what am I', huh? Sad.
Why are you so confidently wrong all the damn time?
listening and learning. maybe porrim vwas right. eh, probably not
I hope when you see me wordvomitting all over my keyboard and this site that you shake your head fondly, or with disgust, and softly say, "Oh Casper," under your breath.
askin her on the first date howw regularly do it poop to determine her ovverall health an mate potential
the rumors are true im a robot programmed to be eridan an noww that my purpose is fulfilled i can rest easy
hOw tAlL Is eVeRyOnE? gEnUiNeLy cUrIoUs ((OoC: tElL Me)) I'M 8'2"
[THI$ PO$T I$ MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO WORK]
i kicked a piss drinkin battery acid guzzlin layabout dirtblood today and her shitty hornetmom
he loves working here! at least hed better if hed like to keep his job #friendlyadvice
And yet he is always hate reacting my chits. Mods, can you believe this?
im ♯10ft tall
↗️YOU DON'T KNOW ME.↗️
↗️I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO CULTURAL CONTEXT FOR THE IMPORTANCE OF THESE TERMS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DEVOTED COUNTLESS MINUTES OF LOST PRODUCTIVITY TO TAKING THIS.↗️ ↘️there is no option for threatening suicide on any of these questions, but i have done my best.↘️ ↗️#NSFW.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e659820882dc.jpg
I've only JUST been given the briefing on the structure of this fictional archetyping. Of course you're all omegas. #NSFW #myalphatest
ugh fine since you all vwant me so badly #nsfvw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cca9fbd3ce2f.png
!'m l!k!n the energy !n my not!fs rn, please keep hopp!n on my bulge ! m!ght be able to get off at th!s RATE 😘
the empress is doin a lot of thinkin lately does anyone find that forebodin
bitches love mmmmy slimmmme trail
:33< effurytime mew hate my shit i get 1% more powerfur
yes my queen its absolutely IMPERATIVVE that you squirt on my gills once a night AT LEAST so that i dont dry out and die #nsfww
fix your bang before you speak to me
not wwith those fuckin bangs did you cut your hair wwith a pair a saftey scissors
dont piss me off or ill feed your nudes to ai #nsfww
god fuck if you people are flippant awwful no good spectators to good theatre im goin back to squirt postin #nsfww
not my fuckin problem anymore #dashwwatching #offthehook
SEA-HORSLE 🟩🟩🟩-🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 first try
just a note for any prospectivve suitors of the pitch persuasion finish this thought later savve
regal tomboy sea dwweller type talks dowwn to you and showws hole joi SEARCH #nsfww
↗️THE BOSS MAKES A BOONDOLLAR, I MAKE A BOONDIME.↗️ ↗️MY DESERVED COMPLACENCY TO MAKE UNDER THE AVERAGE WAGE HAS GRANTED ME THE ABILITY TO CHITT ON COMPANY TIME.↗️
im still a troll for all my faults i got the urge to troll its goin to keep happenin im enshrouded in a mysterious shroud as you squint to parse wwhats real and wwhats a figment of eridans twwisted mind games that are often affronts to the senses ovverwwhelmin or your wworst case is that its all real and im deadly blood serious about evvery flippin thing on here mull that one ovver
cronus amporas. vwe need to unionize. #bettertogether. #cronusunion. #theycanthateusall.
it doesnt take a lot to get me dowwn on all fours barkin up all the wwrong trees
hey. just so evweryone is on the same page ivwe completely movwed on from fumbling a baddie. yep. im not evwen bothered at all and ivwe actually MATURED from this. #mature. #notpathetic. #singleandlookingfortheone.
#BeingANuisance https://i.redd.it/5dxy3zluxhpc1.jpeg
Please refrain from "hating" my chitts as I have done nothing wrong, but I have come up with another "meme" to appeal to you, hopefully better than last time. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769631265361980/10ba146ac69ddd2d0b1443236804224c.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=ab584e0e70020552fe46d063c250d59c2049998a3210ed2ee30fb72ec2ffd8a1&=&format=webp&width=893&height=680
kicked a squirrel today not like hard but it had it comin
ivve growwn quite a collection a trophies from my conquests skulls of terrifying trolleating dragons next to a pair of captors stupid bifurcated 3d shades from wwhence i kicked his ass lets see theres this note that says "IOU one doomsday wweapon" haha oh man the memories this brings back wwoww and finally this pair a tattered stockins #nsfww
wwhyre rusts so irresistible theyre a dime a dozen and yet somethin deep and dark in my psyche drawws me in wwas i fuckin hexed again
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
youre on somethin today lar it reeks of bait you knoww wwhere i am should you wwant some practice
dont slander our empress dog thats your last wwarnin
IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR YOUR VVIEWWIN PLEASURE dont let it be said that the empire dont rewward loyalty cause i acted dutifully for SWWEEPS and noww i get my wwhatfor IN ADDITION TO NORMAL ORPHANER DUTIES youre noww lookin at the neww IMPERIAL ARBALEST finest shot in the land nay the multivverse i strike true for the spectrum neww arc evveryone #eridansdiary #arbalestarc
Z. zhould i do another fazhion zhoww later ♡ yez ♢ yez ♤ yez wwith malice ♧ yez .Z
fuck i ovverreacted turns out i wwas bein set up for a promotion god i killed a LOT of folks in a rage im sorry to those hurt
ok enough gaybot desires
books ♡: fiction ◇: romance ♧: thriller ♤: this one will be your comment option but i kinda wanna also put it as nonfiction
#beetlewwatch i put beetledad up his kids nose
mm hit the dislike button harder i can feel it
↘️i have amended my prior post.↘️
↗️HER IMPERIAL MARKETS ARE ON THE RISE! UP +0.92%, I HAVE ATTACHED AN IMAGE FOR ALL OF THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES.↗️ ↘️it is all coming up wrothe.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3cd22dca04a.jpg
X Hey you ever rail someone in the ass so hard they have a violent whole body orgasm? Yeah me too, pass the shine still tho #substance #nsfw x
vvaguepostin ass piece of crap
I am at 18 blocks to my person that I am aware of. My power is growing exponentially.
my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds
assertiwve vwomen vwith mental health issues feel free to send me a dm.
am i the ONLY one not allowwed to post trendy lyrics on my timeline wwithout gettin hate fuck the lot a you
i wwill make you scream i wwill make you squirt #lyrics #nsfww #trolljohnnycash
Wh0 are we mad at t0day
im a very generous employer but obviously any transgressions of a similar magnitude will be met with consequences! hopefully this advice doesnt fall on deaf hear ducts
im proud to be an ameridan cause at least i knoww im free
apples arent even my favorite fruit 🍏
can you bozos stop unionizing in my comments?
haha noww that youre sober i feel much more comfortable sayin howw much i enjoyed your lil pic you posted be a shame if someone sent that to the local orphaner #savvedforblackmail #nsfww
you should be lowering yourself apologetically. your thinkpan could use some working out, im gathering that your nook has been responsible for your thoughts instead recently. #nsfw #NOTbossbabebehavior
↘️average unemployed post.↘️
congrats eridan for savvin us from another disaster at #eridanwweek naturally the threat wwas comin from inside the hivve it wwas me i wwas the threat and that asshole shot me if someones lookin to lick my wwounds for me tomboys only hmu
if youre comin to #eridanwweek dont forget to bring your tithe money dont groww on trees here
someones plottin to assassinate troll pitbull at #eridanwweek
ive been informed that an apprentice has exhibited inappropriate behavior on this platform that resulted in some form of crash but you can rest assured knowing it will NOT happen again.
god are you wwasted or WWHAT ill just leavve you a nice plus twwo eridans to wwake up to wwhen youre sober
#erp can only stand for eridan role play and i sincerely dont approvve unless youre usin my likeness for FLARP
Rituals are canceled until further notice, don't need any other fuckers slipping through
if you wwant to get in line ill GLADLY rip off your dumb lil topknot if it wwasnt attached to that DUMB head
Just a public service announcement, the number of Lalondes has grown exponentially on this site, and I am unsure whether the meddling of horror terrors for capital gain has had some quasi-butterfly effect scenario, or if it is just one big coincidence. Either way, more can only be a good thing, so I'd chalk it up to success by Strider Studios in the interim
double good newws that fuckin wwormhole barfed up my hivve hivveless eridan chapter twwo finally concludes orphice is closed for the rest a the day im awwaitin a special guest dont be nosey
↘️a demotion would literally make my night.↘️ ↗️I CAN ONLY DROOL AT THE NOTION THAT THEY WILL STRIP ME OF MY TITLE AND STILL FORCE ME TO DO ALL OF MY USUAL LABORS.↗️ ↘️maybe with a pay cut.↘️ ↗️FANTASTIC.↗️
↗️I AM SENSING SOME TENSION FROM A LOWER CASTE, WHICH ALMOST IMMEDIATELY INVALIDATES ANY SORT OF OFFENSE I MAY HAVE TAKEN FROM YOUR COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS STATEMENT.↗️ ↘️i work for the love of the game.↘️ ↗️GET OFF MY POST NOW, THANK YOU.↗️
Hello, all. It is with a heavy blood pusher that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana
you say “but eridan howw are those handys different from the ones you usually givve” and i get insulted and track you dowwn for a murder
by the wway in observvance a celibacy wweek wwhich somehoww coincides wwith #eridanwweek (no one look too deeply into that) ill be givvin out vvery bad no good angry handys out behind the bbq booth after im done slayin this guys giraffedad
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
if i magicallY tчrned into a spider one night, i expect Yoч to pчt me in Yoчr maw and chew #horror
wWw i keep mizzzzclicking hate and love buttonzz FUCK wWw
Interesting.
I'm sufficiently horny. #nsfw
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
hey pal if you wwanted to knoww wwhat one a my signature sad handies wwas like you should of got in line
currently undergoin metamorphosis only hmu if youre bad (sexy bad) #nsfww
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think youre real slick and got me figured out huh wwell youd be right im on my knees here beggin for a wwhiff a flirtations sent my wway
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
the d in wordle stands for d strider btw #truefact
as we speak my highly trained hitsquad is surrounding your location. that lowblood you were looking at? on the team. that barkbeast nearby? on the team? the leaf crinkling towards you? on the team. you have 288.92 seconds left.
do you guys think performative highbloods exist? just hanging out in lowblood neighbourhoods reading books like "i fell in love with another caste..." just hoping somebody bites or what? maybe drinking a low-cal grubshake extra whip from the discount coffee shop too.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
trollbodybuilding.com users hate to see a sensitive young man such as myself getting absolutely shredded after hitting em with the rice/beans/veg combo no sauce #mydrydinner #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17856be2d39.jpg
huge wobbly purple rumblespheres massive fuckin jiggly jugs sticky w/ faygo sprayed all over end chitt #nsfw