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↘️i have amended my prior post.↘️
↗️HER IMPERIAL MARKETS ARE ON THE RISE! UP +0.92%, I HAVE ATTACHED AN IMAGE FOR ALL OF THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES.↗️ ↘️it is all coming up wrothe.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3cd22dca04a.jpg
X Hey you ever rail someone in the ass so hard they have a violent whole body orgasm? Yeah me too, pass the shine still tho #substance #nsfw x
vvaguepostin ass piece of crap
I am at 18 blocks to my person that I am aware of. My power is growing exponentially.
my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds
assertiwve vwomen vwith mental health issues feel free to send me a dm.
am i the ONLY one not allowwed to post trendy lyrics on my timeline wwithout gettin hate fuck the lot a you
i wwill make you scream i wwill make you squirt #lyrics #nsfww #trolljohnnycash
im a very generous employer but obviously any transgressions of a similar magnitude will be met with consequences! hopefully this advice doesnt fall on deaf hear ducts
im proud to be an ameridan cause at least i knoww im free
apples arent even my favorite fruit 🍏
can you bozos stop unionizing in my comments?
haha noww that youre sober i feel much more comfortable sayin howw much i enjoyed your lil pic you posted be a shame if someone sent that to the local orphaner #savvedforblackmail #nsfww
you should be lowering yourself apologetically. your thinkpan could use some working out, im gathering that your nook has been responsible for your thoughts instead recently. #nsfw #NOTbossbabebehavior
↘️average unemployed post.↘️
congrats eridan for savvin us from another disaster at #eridanwweek naturally the threat wwas comin from inside the hivve it wwas me i wwas the threat and that asshole shot me if someones lookin to lick my wwounds for me tomboys only hmu
if youre comin to #eridanwweek dont forget to bring your tithe money dont groww on trees here
someones plottin to assassinate troll pitbull at #eridanwweek
ive been informed that an apprentice has exhibited inappropriate behavior on this platform that resulted in some form of crash but you can rest assured knowing it will NOT happen again.
god are you wwasted or WWHAT ill just leavve you a nice plus twwo eridans to wwake up to wwhen youre sober
#erp can only stand for eridan role play and i sincerely dont approvve unless youre usin my likeness for FLARP
Rituals are canceled until further notice, don't need any other fuckers slipping through
if you wwant to get in line ill GLADLY rip off your dumb lil topknot if it wwasnt attached to that DUMB head
Just a public service announcement, the number of Lalondes has grown exponentially on this site, and I am unsure whether the meddling of horror terrors for capital gain has had some quasi-butterfly effect scenario, or if it is just one big coincidence. Either way, more can only be a good thing, so I'd chalk it up to success by Strider Studios in the interim
double good newws that fuckin wwormhole barfed up my hivve hivveless eridan chapter twwo finally concludes orphice is closed for the rest a the day im awwaitin a special guest dont be nosey
↘️a demotion would literally make my night.↘️ ↗️I CAN ONLY DROOL AT THE NOTION THAT THEY WILL STRIP ME OF MY TITLE AND STILL FORCE ME TO DO ALL OF MY USUAL LABORS.↗️ ↘️maybe with a pay cut.↘️ ↗️FANTASTIC.↗️
↗️I AM SENSING SOME TENSION FROM A LOWER CASTE, WHICH ALMOST IMMEDIATELY INVALIDATES ANY SORT OF OFFENSE I MAY HAVE TAKEN FROM YOUR COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS STATEMENT.↗️ ↘️i work for the love of the game.↘️ ↗️GET OFF MY POST NOW, THANK YOU.↗️
Hello, all. It is with a heavy blood pusher that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana
you say “but eridan howw are those handys different from the ones you usually givve” and i get insulted and track you dowwn for a murder
by the wway in observvance a celibacy wweek wwhich somehoww coincides wwith #eridanwweek (no one look too deeply into that) ill be givvin out vvery bad no good angry handys out behind the bbq booth after im done slayin this guys giraffedad
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
if i magicallY tчrned into a spider one night, i expect Yoч to pчt me in Yoчr maw and chew #horror
wWw i keep mizzzzclicking hate and love buttonzz FUCK wWw
I'm sufficiently horny. #nsfw
troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
hey pal if you wwanted to knoww wwhat one a my signature sad handies wwas like you should of got in line
currently undergoin metamorphosis only hmu if youre bad (sexy bad) #nsfww
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think youre real slick and got me figured out huh wwell youd be right im on my knees here beggin for a wwhiff a flirtations sent my wway
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
the d in wordle stands for d strider btw #truefact
as we speak my highly trained hitsquad is surrounding your location. that lowblood you were looking at? on the team. that barkbeast nearby? on the team? the leaf crinkling towards you? on the team. you have 288.92 seconds left.
do you guys think performative highbloods exist? just hanging out in lowblood neighbourhoods reading books like "i fell in love with another caste..." just hoping somebody bites or what? maybe drinking a low-cal grubshake extra whip from the discount coffee shop too.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
trollbodybuilding.com users hate to see a sensitive young man such as myself getting absolutely shredded after hitting em with the rice/beans/veg combo no sauce #mydrydinner #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17856be2d39.jpg
huge wobbly purple rumblespheres massive fuckin jiggly jugs sticky w/ faygo sprayed all over end chitt #nsfw