@aspiringPessimist — #substances
One Night Someone Is Going To Add Hoofbeast Tranquilizer To Their Breakfast Before I Bite It, And I Am Going To Get Wrigglernapped Again. #substances?
I Know One Of You Must Be Watching, Because You Always Are. You Can Sedate Me Now. #substances? I Don't Know.
Us ( The Chittr Userbase ) Right Now. #substances #abuse https://i.ibb.co/60hjhpmy/fy-i15t-ha-maiqna-e.jpg
I Come Back From My Minor Mental Health Issue And We Are Talking About " Breeding " Trolls And Doing " Bumps ". Thank You, Chittr. Never Change. #nsfw #nsfc #substances
I Think I Deserve A Drink, Actually. #substances
I Had To Throw Out My Liquor Because It Was Looking At Me Seductively. I Am Not Going To Get " Wasted " And Post Something Regrettable. I've Made That Mistake Before. #substances
Either The Movie Is Becoming " White Noise " Orr My Hearing Canals Are Collapsing On Me. The Secret Third Thing It Could Be Is All The Everclear. Water Time. #substances #positive
Beer Is For Trolls Who Are Sadly Sat In Front Of A Dimly Lit Entertainment Husk. If You Drink Everclear, You Live Forever. #substances #nsfk ( Not Safe For Kidneys )
Life Was Easier When All I Did Was Drink And " Post Hole " On Chittr Dot Ing. It's Time For A Return To Form. #nsfw #nostalgia #substances
I Try To Keep My Text Relatively Professional, But I Love Typing God⚡peed. It's My One Vice, Other Than Alcohol. #substances
Maybe I Should Fight. #fightnight #mostlynotknockoutdrunk #substances
If I Look Like I'm About To Vomit, Cull Me Instead. I Would Rather Die. #substances #violence
Catching My #secondwind. If I Go Overboard Again I May #literallydie. #substances
Pleaseeee Dontlook At Mme Business Troll. Right Now. I'm Gonna Rip Ur Suit /off/ W/ My /teeth/.b #substances #nsfw
Wanderin #dahive. #substances
Mayb Humans Are Usefl Fr Somethin. #suggestive #substances
Being Si Incredbli #brave An D #normal. #substances
Goddddhhhh I Hopehe Hitd Him /please/. #substances #nsfw
Don't Worry, My Drink Of Choice Isn't Everclear Tonight, It's Bacardi. I Actually Want To Have A Good Time. #substances
Scrolling The Anonymous Page Drunk Like It Is My Little Early Dusk Paper And Popping Open Another Bottle Of Rosé. #substances
Maybe. I Have Had Too Much Wine. But There Is A Bitmore Left And I'm Not A Quitter. #substances
I'm Going To Have A Bottle Of Wine To Forget About The Days Transgressions. If It Is Striped In Any Way I Am Going To " Lose It ". #substances
It's Too Early To Drink But I Adore A Bandwagon. #substances
Espresso Martinis At The #afterparty. This Can Only End Well. #substances
I Wasn't Going To Drink But Trollbama Gave Us Explicit Permission To Do So This Thursday Night. Maybe I Will Skip The Everclear, Though. #substances
It's With A Heavy Heart That I Put Away The Everclear. If Nudes Are Posted Tonight I Will Be Stone Cold Sober. #nsfw #substances
Everyone Wants To Drink Until I Bring Out The Everclear. #substances
This Seems Like A Good Time To Drink. It Makes Me Look Less Unstable If Other Trolls Are Doing It First. #substances
Would Recommend #abotb, It Was Shockingly Easy To Sneak Your Own #substances Into The Venue.
I Don't Need To Go To The Medtent First, I Am Perfectly Fine To Walk Back To My Hive. #substances #silenthillstyle #intothefog
I'm Not Going To Sneak Off Into The Bathroom To Take Pictures Just Because I'm Drunk Again. That Was One Time And At My Place Of Work, This Is A Different Situation. #suggestive #substances
With The Power Of Voice To Text And Autocorrect It's Like I'm Not Drunk At All. #substances
Either They're Watering The Drinks Down Or I'm An Alcoholic. I Refuse To Look Inward So It Must Be The Former. #substances
I'm Tragically Wealthy, So Free Booze Is Just Regular Booze To Me. #substances #iamstillgoingtotakeit #poststhatlowbloodswontunderstand
#battleofthebands Is Going To Be Good. Not Because Of The Music, But Because Of The Alcohol. #substances
I Do Not Have A Drinking Problem, I Have A Drinking Solution. #substances
Maybe I Could Contribute A Video Today After Work. We Will See How Many Drinks In I Get After I Finish Hemming These Hideous Pants. #nsfw #substances #twuglypants
What The Fuck Did She Put In My Mouth. #eridanweek #substances
You Have Doubted Me Again. #nsfw #substances * The Attached Photograph Is A Tasteful Nude Taken In Front Of A Full Length, Ornate Mirror. He's Lain Across Sheets He'd Obviously Made Himself ( Somewhat Poorly) With His Face Flushed And Partially Hidden In His Pillow. The Positioning Of The Camera Covers Anything Too Explicit, But The Implication Is Certainly Clear Given The Position Of His Other Hand.*
The Fools Thought I Would Go Back To Horny Posting Because Of A Few Drinks. Instead I Have A Headache Because I Haven't Consumed Any Water. #nsfw #substances #ow
I Should Not Be Drinking After My Last Outburst. Luckily There Is No Jadeblood To Convince Me To Overdrink For Her Pleasure Though, So I Promise To Pace Myself. #nsfw #substances #eridanweek
I Have Accidntally Fone Through The Whol Bottle Of Fermwnted Grape Joice. Niik Pics Latr To Vellevrate. #nsfw #substances