@aspiringPessimist — #positive
It Appears I Will Be Able To Get Away With A Lighter Shipment Of Squeakbeasts Later This Month For #hisfeast. Wonderful News. #positive
Whoever Invented Sopor Pillows Should Have Their Thinksponge Extracted And Studied. Think Of What Other Wonderful Inventions We Could Milk From Such A Brilliant Troll Straight From The Source With The Right Technology. #positive #cw-medicalhorror
I Went To The Barkbeast Pound To See Where They Kept The Big Barbasts, And They Had A Picture Of You In There. #positive
I Love To Do Something Odd, Followed By A Domestic Activity. It Makes Me Feel Like I Am Properly Stable. #positive
I Am In Danger. :> #positive #suggestive #nsfc
It Is Both Completely Appropriate And Hilarious To Accuse Someone Of Hating You And Wanting You Dead When You Are Having A Moment Where It Is Very Obvious That Neither Statement Is True. #positive #advice
I Imagine If I Were " Splattered " Across The Pavement, I Would Look Quite Beautiful. #positive #serene #nightdreaming #gore #violence
Do Not Let Anyone Tell You Revenge Will Do Nothing For You. I Got My Revenge, He Is Dead, And I Have Never Been More Content. #positive #violence #death
I Remember When I Drew This. I Was On A / Lot / Of Pain Medication. #positive https://chittr.ing/profile/aspiringpessimist/e2ba1cc1-4731-470e-8f59-58990da542d3
I Did Not Intend For My Posts To Be Old Man Bait, And Yet Here We Are. #notacomplaint #positive
I Am Not A " Malewife " Despite Popular Belief, But I Do Love / My / " Malewife " Dearly. #positive
I Have Been Good Recently- I've Only Taunted Three Or Four Trolls- I Deserve A Treat. #positive
I Have Almost Met My Quota For Being Annoying Tonight Already. Do Not Worry, I Will Save Enough For Everyone Else. #positive
Do Not Think I Forgot To Continue The #nsfw Post From The Other Light, I Am Just Waiting For The Most Opportune Time To Release It Upon The Feed. #positive
@resplendentcandour We Are Worms. :> #positive #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/cxkktfp2/illustration-20260922.png
I Have Been Nice, So I Am Going To Ask If He Will Hunt Me Through The Forest Tonight. Oh Joy. :> #positive #nsfw
I Am Pleased By The Daves Tonight. Striders Have Earned Their Hour In The Canoe. #positive
@creaticgoeticist Fixed, As Requested. #positive #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/d06hpvrx/illustration-20260918-1.png
I Drove Without A Seatbelt. Which Is Particularly Irresponsible Of Me, Because I Drive So Terribly. #positive
Bloodsport Is Underrated. Two Highbloods Can Really Tear Each Other Apart When They Have The Mind To. #positive #violence
#nsfw Posting Already? Truly The Userbase Hasn't Changed A Bit. #nostalgia #positive
Ah, My Two Favorite Men Seem To Have Awoken At The Same Time. #positive #serene #amused
My Friend Is Going To Watch Me Beat Someone Into A Small ( Insert Blood Color ) Stain. Oh, Joy. :> #violence #positive
He Doesn't Know I Am Going To Bring Him Breakfast While He Is Still In The Comfort Slab. This Is Simply My Evil Plot To Show My Matesprit How Much I Love Him. #evil #positive #fond
It Warms My Bloodpusher When I See My Favorite Sprite Has Hated My Posts. There Was A Time That " Gimmick " Was Overdone, But I Find Myself Missing It Now. #nostalgic #positive
Oh Yeah? Could A Mentally Ill Troll Get A New Piercing To " Cope "? I Do Not Think So. #smug #positive
I Still Like When He Gets A Little Mean. #sigh #hessosweetotherwise #positive
Two " Bits " Completed. I Am " On A Roll ". #positive
My Friends Are Here On My " Phone " Tonight. Wonderful News. :> #fond #positive
I Missed My Shower Terribly While I Was Away. I Think I Will Sit In It For Upwards Of A Hour Tonight- Before And After Rori And I Go Out To Kill Wild Game. #violence #positive
I Think We Might Be Called " Second Chances " Or, Maybe, " The Reason Wy ". #positive @raucousjabberer #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/rkyrbgxb/illustration41-2.png
Maybe I'll Bake Cookies As A Thank You. :> It Has Been While Since I've Baked Anything From " Scratch ", But I Am In A Good Mood Tonight. #positive
I Post Frequently About How Sickeningly In Love I Am With My Matesprit, And Sometimes It / Is / Cringe; Of Course This Does Not Matter To Me. I Am Like A Bard With A Lute, Loudly Serenading My Maiden In A Crowded Tavern For All To Hear. #fond #positive
It's Been A While Since I've Gone On About The Music I Like. Maybe Tolight We Change That, After I've Taken Care Of The Domestic Chores Around The Hive. #positive
I Like The Big, Scary ( Occasionally Separate ) Trolls I Am Friends With On Chittr Dot Ing. #serene #positive
Everyone Is Fine, Scorpulous Will Sting Them To Death If They Try To Enter My Hive. #serene #positive #violence
I Lie About My Height Wipely And You All Believe Me Implicitly. I Love Spreading Personal Misinformation Online. #positive
I Think He Is Napping Between My Horns, I Am Near Tears. #positive #aw
You Don't Understand, Scorpulous Is / So / Happy About His New " Handshake " With Florid. #positive
Cosette Looks Like An Angel In Her " Cheetah " Print Bow. What A Little " Diva ". #positive #fond
My Matesprit Is My " Trophy Husband ", I Am Still In Shock That I " Landed " Him. #positive #smug
His Collar Is A Nice Cobalt, By The Way. Leather. Only I Get To See That Though. :> #positive #suggestive #nsfc
If You Collar Your Seadweller, Be Sure To Post It Online Where I Can See, Please. #positive #suggestive #nsfc
The Most Obvious One Is That I Love To Leash And Collar Men Who Could Very Easily Break Free. I Like Having An Amount Of Power My Frame Wouldn't Usually Allow. I Like It When They / Choose / To Be Good Enough For Me To Lead. There Is A " Concept " Post Here, Maybe I Will Post It Tolight. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
Florid Said I Can Do Whatever I Want, So I Am Going To Bite The Bug Zapper. :> #mybite #cw-selfharm? #positive
@selfshippersavant / My / Two " Husbands ". #positive #selfshipping https://i.ibb.co/ybzhqnh6/illustration30-1.png
Unlike The Usual Pests, Leopard Slugs Are Actually Quite Good For A Garden! Most Helpfully They Tend To Eat The Slugs That Are Dangerous To Your Plants, But They Also Break Down Garden Waste. Isn't That " Neat "? #positive https://i.ibb.co/d6yny76/85c78294bc643b99120a2575b05a6a8a.jpg
I Wake Up To See That He Is Trying Very Hard To Quietly Look Through My Collection Of Books, And I Go To His Page To See What He Is Plotting. How Cute Is That? My Fangs Ache, Just A Little. #suggestive #positive #nsfc
He's Right, I'm Not Sorry. #smug #positive #suggestive #nsfc #ivegotplansforhim
Whenever I Feel Bad About Being A Pervert, Ritchy Encourages Me. None Of You Get It Like Ritchy Gets It. #positive #suggestive #nsfc