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@aspiringPessimist — #serene

I Was Going To Ask If You Would Still Like Me Even If I Had A Bad Opinion, But I Do Not Have Those. Peace On All Of Alternia. #serene

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

It Is So Comforting To Have Somewhere To Return After My Little Episodes. Now I Get To Curl Up With My Matesprit And Cosette. For All Of My Losses, I Am Still Winning. #serene

Kult: +24
Kull: +12
Total: 36
Ratio: 2.00

Whenever There Is Something Going On, I Hide In The Friends Tab To Get Away. #serene

Kult: +50
Kull: +5
Total: 55
Ratio: 10.00

Ah, My Two Favorite Men Seem To Have Awoken At The Same Time. #positive #serene #amused

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I Earned This Prosthetic Arm By Way Of Fighting My Ex To The Death, Now That The Most Traumatic Bit Is Over I Am Having A Wonderful Time. #serene #violence

Kult: +12
Total: 12

I Do Not Take My Shirt Off Online Unless Heavily Bribed With Money. Even Then, I Could Always Take The Money And Run. #serene

Kult: +17
Total: 17

I'm Off To Take Half Clothed Photographs Of Myself And Annoy My Matesprit, Goodlight Chittr. #serene #nsfc #suggestive

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86

When I Say I Could Take Him, I Do Not Mean In A Fight. However, I Could Also Take Him In A Fight; I Know Because I Have Before. #suggestive #nsfc #serene

Kult: +52
Kull: +2
Total: 54
Ratio: 26.00

We Should All Pretend I Tore Someone In Half During #fightnight. #serene #mymindpalace #violence

Kult: +22
Total: 22

They Are Releasing Me From My Cage And Removing My Muzzle Soon. Wait For Me #fightnight. #serene

Kult: +52
Total: 52

I Am So Glad Trolls Cannot Get " Pregnant ", With The Exception Of My Friend Evidet. #serene #lol

Kult: +64
Kull: +5
Total: 69
Ratio: 12.80

A Fist Fight Will Cure Me. #serene #violence #fightnight

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

" Rise And Grind ", As They Say. Sometimes After Something Upsetting Happens All You Need Is A Good Cry. #serene

Kult: +46
Kull: +5
Total: 51
Ratio: 9.20

I Am So Glad Trolls Cannot Get Human Pregnant. #serene

Kult: +30
Kull: +2
Total: 32
Ratio: 15.00

I Am Going Out To Get The Essentials: Food, Fabric, New Shoes, And Rope. #serene #suggestive #nsfc

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14

My Two Cans Of Sugar Free Monster And My Large Bowl Of Fried Rice. #serene #tummyhurtcombination

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I've Always Been Partial To The Mean Ones. #serene #lol

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

Nothing Bad Is Going To Happen This Coming Tuesday. #serene

Kult: +12
Total: 12

The Game Still " Freaks Me Out " But I Come On Here And Am Comforted By The Fact That Anyone, / Truly / Anyone, Can Successfully Ascend To Godhood. #serene

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

He Is So Cute, I Am Going To Tear Him Apart. #cutenessaggression #nsfw #nsfc #hhhhkk #serene #serene #serene

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14

They Have Such A Loose Grasp On The Concept Of Quadrants That It Does Not Even Matter, If You Think About It. #serene #mymindpalace

Kult: +35
Total: 35

I Need An Opponent For Fight Night. :> I Promise I Will Not Pounce On You And Bite Deep Into Your Flesh The Way I Did With My Last Opponent. Those Were Different Circumstances. I Am Normal Now. #violence #serene

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Goredashing Something Sweet Because We Deserve A Treat. #serene

Kult: +10
Total: 10

My Matesprit Is So Hot, And Intelligent, And " Silly ". I Am The Luckiest Troll On Alternia. #serene

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14

@imjunior May I Have A Random Badge? Whichever You Think Suits Me Best, I Trust Your Judgement. #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I Look So Good In My Little Outfit Tonight. #serene

Kult: +47
Kull: +7
Total: 54
Ratio: 6.71

My Psyche Is So Fragile, I Don't Want Any Uncomfortable Truths. #serene

Kult: +16
Total: 16

It Has Been So Long Since I've Been A " Little Bastard " On Purpose. It Is Like Coming Hive To Watch The Moons Set. #serene

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

In Reality It Does Not Matter Who Is In My Dms; Texting Anyone Back Is So Daunting That I Rarely Ever Do It. #serene

Kult: +37
Total: 37

If You Want To Eat A Bug In The Forest, No One Is Allowed To Stop You. This Is What Free Will Was Made For. #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Since I Was Reinjured My Hopes For A Fight Have Been Dashed Yet Again. I Will Instead Live Vicariously Through Everyone Else. #serene

Kult: +4
Total: 4

My Matesprit Is Free Of His Tree And I Am Full Of Soup. I Am Going To Go Nap In The Lusi Pile Again. #serene

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

If You See A Man In A Dress, Rest Assured I Am Not Far Behind. #serene

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

It's A Full Time Job Looking As Good As I Do, Which Is Why I Can Get Away With Not Going To Work For So Long ( She Is Going To Strangle Me To Death ). #serene #violence

Kult: +29
Kull: +7
Total: 36
Ratio: 4.14

I've Secured A Drink, Now I Just Need To " Mooch " Food Off Of Someone. #serene

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

Striders Have, Finally, Earned Back Their Hour In The Canoe. #serene

Kult: +10
Total: 10

My Leash Is Short Because I Am Aggressive. #serene

Kult: +12
Total: 12

The Older You Are, The More Attractive You Are. Please Don't Be Insecure About Your Age. Instead, Send Me Photos Of Yourself Shirtless And Allow Me To Compliment You. #serene #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +35
Total: 35

Me And My Weighted Sopor Blanket Against All Of Alternia. #serene

Kult: +29
Total: 29

I Like To Be Given A Task. #serene

Kult: +20
Total: 20

As Much As I Would Like To Do Activities Outside, I Do Not Think I Will Ever Go Outside Ever Again Actually. #serene

Kult: +29
Kull: +2
Total: 31
Ratio: 14.50

I Like The Big, Scary ( Occasionally Separate ) Trolls I Am Friends With On Chittr Dot Ing. #serene #positive

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Maybe You Wouldn't Have To Advertise Your Bulge Size If Enough Trolls Actually Wanted You. #serene #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +60
Kull: +2
Total: 62
Ratio: 30.00

Everyone Is Fine, Scorpulous Will Sting Them To Death If They Try To Enter My Hive. #serene #positive #violence

Kult: +27
Total: 27

If You Equate Someone's Value With Whether Or Not That Someone Has Pailed Before, I Think You Are A " Loser " Who Should Go Out And " Touch Grass ". Maybe Look Up At The Moons. Be Better. #serene #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +27
Total: 27

I Make A Little Figure Out Of Clay That Resembles You And Then I Beat It With A Hammer. #serene #violence

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

He'd Better Hope Caelum Doesn't Actually Make An Account. #serene #evil

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I Am Not Going To Flirt With His " Brother ". I Am Like A Lotus Flower. #serene

Kult: +24
Total: 24

Soon I'll Be Covered In Bruises Of / His / Making Again. Wonderful News. #serene #nsfw #nsfc #explicit

Kult: +17
Kull: +7
Total: 24
Ratio: 2.43

It Feels Good To Be A Versatile Switch- I Have Never Had These Issues And I Never Will. #serene #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14