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@aspiringPessimist — #serene

If I Pretend He Didn't See That, I Can Live In Blissful Ignorance Forever. #serene

Kult: +11
Total: 11

#serene

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Long Shower Followed By / Another / Long Bath. I Cannot Stop Winning. #serene

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I Would Usually Feel Guilty About Inflicting Myself " Pitch-ways " Upon Someone, But This Is Wonderfully Freeing. #vagueposting #serene

Kult: +7
Total: 7

It Is Hard To Feel Alone When I Look Down To See The Arm My Friend So Graciously Gifted Me. I Hope He Is Doing Well. #serene #fond

I Am So Glad That I Am Normal. #serene

Kult: +17
Total: 17

I Imagine If I Were " Splattered " Across The Pavement, I Would Look Quite Beautiful. #positive #serene #nightdreaming #gore #violence

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I Love To Eat A Crisp Apple. It Makes Me Feel Like I Am A Hoofbeast Who Is Being Prong Fed Secretly Through The Gaps In My Stable. #serene

Kult: +45
Total: 45

Working Out At Hive Has Its Benefits. For The Most Part Those Benefits Include Flexing And Bending Around In Front Of My Matesprit. It Is My Favorite Part Of The Night. #serene #suggestive #nsfc

Kult: +15
Total: 15

How Many Times Can I Post About Luring Large, Mean Men In To Collar Them Before You Understand That I Am Not Joking. #suggestive #nsfc #serene

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I Have Something Inappropriate To Say. #nsfw #nsfc #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I Love To Be In My Hive And Do Not Love To Not Be In My Hive. I Think I Will Stay Hive. #serene

Kult: +17
Total: 17

I Have To Dip My Head Into A Bucket Of Cold Water. #serene

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

I Can Be " Silly ", I Swear. I Just Have To Get All Of The Bad Thoughts Out Of My System First. #serene

Kult: +7
Total: 7

One Night Something Cataclysmic Is Going To Happen To Me Again, And You Will Be Expecting Me To Return As I Do All Other Times. And I Will Not. Because I Will Be Dead. #serene

Kult: +13
Kull: +14
Total: 27
Ratio: 0.93

The " Karkat Epidemic " Cannot Bother Me, Because Only One Of Them Exists To Me. #serene

Kult: +25
Total: 25

Not My Big Top, Not My Primates. #serene #serene #serene

Kult: +20
Total: 20

Post Caffeine Nap. #serene

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I Must Remind Myself To Be Normal. I Am Normal. #serene

Kult: +16
Total: 16

My Fangs Are Very Sharp, I Am Sure It Doesn't Even Hurt That Bad When I Sink Them Into Skin. I Should Be Allowed To Bite. #serene #suggestive

Kult: +19
Kull: +7
Total: 26
Ratio: 2.71

That Meowbeast Boy Is " In For It ". #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I Should Start Cage Fighting. #serene #violentintent

Kult: +20
Total: 20

I Think I Have Met My Bothering Quota For The Light. As Always, I Will Return Tomorrow To Start The Cycle Anew. #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

All Of The Financial Decisions I Make Would Be Poor If Not For The Generous Amount I Am Paid. #serene

Kult: +20
Total: 20

He Still Loves Me, Even Though I Eat Bugs Occasionally. #serene

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I Will Treat Myself To A Little Change, I Think. #serene

Kult: +22
Total: 22

I Do Not Need A Middle Name, Because Neither My First Or Last Lack In Any Capacity. #serene

Kult: +7
Total: 7

@creaticgoeticist / This / Is " Moe ". #serene #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/b5yhx6gd/illustration-20260918.png

Kult: +25
Total: 25

At Times Like These, I Must Remind Myself That I Am A Hypocrite And My Taste In Men Was Terrible Up Until A Few Months Ago. #serene

Kult: +21
Total: 21

As Much As I Would Like To Be Peaceful And Passive, I Love Violence. It's Cathartic To Absolutely " Wail On " Another Troll And Be " Wailed On " In Return, Especially When You Are An Even Match. #serene #violence

Kult: +32
Kull: +5
Total: 37
Ratio: 6.40

I Nearly Forgot He Was So Tall! My Mistake, The Taller They Are The Easier They Are To " Boss Around "; It Should Have Been Intrinsic Knowledge To Me. #serene #suggestive

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I Get Into My Comfortable Clothes And Kick My Feet Up Into The Air As I Write The First Compelling #nsfw #nsfc Drabble That Comes To Pan. Though I Will Be Retiring For The Light, Let It Be Known That I Will Be Much Worse In The Coming Evening. #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

My Skin Is Clear Because I Drink Water, I Have A Lasting Skincare Routine, And I Am Mean. No, You Will Not Have Clear Skin If You Do Not Follow The Last Step. #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I Was Going To Ask If You Would Still Like Me Even If I Had A Bad Opinion, But I Do Not Have Those. Peace On All Of Alternia. #serene

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

It Is So Comforting To Have Somewhere To Return After My Little Episodes. Now I Get To Curl Up With My Matesprit And Cosette. For All Of My Losses, I Am Still Winning. #serene

Kult: +24
Kull: +12
Total: 36
Ratio: 2.00

Whenever There Is Something Going On, I Hide In The Friends Tab To Get Away. #serene

Kult: +50
Kull: +5
Total: 55
Ratio: 10.00

Ah, My Two Favorite Men Seem To Have Awoken At The Same Time. #positive #serene #amused

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I Earned This Prosthetic Arm By Way Of Fighting My Ex To The Death, Now That The Most Traumatic Bit Is Over I Am Having A Wonderful Time. #serene #violence

Kult: +12
Total: 12

I Do Not Take My Shirt Off Online Unless Heavily Bribed With Money. Even Then, I Could Always Take The Money And Run. #serene

Kult: +17
Total: 17

I'm Off To Take Half Clothed Photographs Of Myself And Annoy My Matesprit, Goodlight Chittr. #serene #nsfc #suggestive

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86

When I Say I Could Take Him, I Do Not Mean In A Fight. However, I Could Also Take Him In A Fight; I Know Because I Have Before. #suggestive #nsfc #serene

Kult: +52
Kull: +2
Total: 54
Ratio: 26.00

We Should All Pretend I Tore Someone In Half During #fightnight. #serene #mymindpalace #violence

Kult: +22
Total: 22

They Are Releasing Me From My Cage And Removing My Muzzle Soon. Wait For Me #fightnight. #serene

Kult: +52
Total: 52

I Am So Glad Trolls Cannot Get " Pregnant ", With The Exception Of My Friend Evidet. #serene #lol

Kult: +64
Kull: +5
Total: 69
Ratio: 12.80

A Fist Fight Will Cure Me. #serene #violence #fightnight

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

" Rise And Grind ", As They Say. Sometimes After Something Upsetting Happens All You Need Is A Good Cry. #serene

Kult: +46
Kull: +5
Total: 51
Ratio: 9.20

I Am So Glad Trolls Cannot Get Human Pregnant. #serene

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

I Am Going Out To Get The Essentials: Food, Fabric, New Shoes, And Rope. #serene #suggestive #nsfc

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14

My Two Cans Of Sugar Free Monster And My Large Bowl Of Fried Rice. #serene #tummyhurtcombination

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I've Always Been Partial To The Mean Ones. #serene #lol

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20