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@aspiringPessimist — #nsfw

I Have Said It Before And I Will Say It Again. Do Not Timidly Ask If You Should Post #nsfw #nsfc Photos Online. Do It. What Is The Worst That Could Happen? If You Want Attention, There Is No Use In Acting Shy. #mywisdom

Kult: +29
Total: 29

Please, My Oral Fixation Is All I Have, If Everyone Begins To Bite It Is " So Over " For Me. #nsfw #nsfc #woe #tragedy

Kult: +19
Total: 19

You Are Not Ready To Hear This, But / This / Is " Peak " Cupetime Fashion. #nsfw? #larkdoodles https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9dc010abbee.png

Kult: +44
Kull: +2
Total: 46
Ratio: 22.00

Ah. I Am " Fucked ", As They Say. #vagueposting #thoughsurelyhewillseethis #thesmugfucker #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Oh, I Am Going To Tear Him Apart. Badly. #nsfw #explicit #violence #nsfwe #nsfc

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

They Hate Me Because I Am Beautiful, My Bulge Is Perfectly Sized, My Nook Is Perfectly Wet, And When We Are Walking In The Woods I Will Wander Away, Only To Reappear In Front Of Them In Complete Silence Hours Later While They Are Searching For Me. Staring. Always Staring. I Don't Speak. I Don't Need To. #nsfw #nsfc #unsettling

Kult: +10
Total: 10

When I Say I Am Interested In Trying Out " Pet Play ", I Mean I Want You To " Old Yeller " Me Behind The Back Of A Shed. #violence #death #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +17
Kull: +2
Total: 19
Ratio: 8.50

There Is Something About Grabbing A Good Fistful Of Someone's Hair. It's Useful To Maintain Distance Or Close It Depending On What Gets You The Prettiest Sounds. #fond #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +45
Total: 45

I Have Something Inappropriate To Say. #nsfw #nsfc #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I Can Guarantee You That A Tired Old Man Would Not Survive Me. #nsfw #explicit #nsfc

Kult: +28
Kull: +4
Total: 32
Ratio: 7.00

Every Time A Chittr User #nsfw Posts, It Charges The Writing Gland In My Thinksponge Like A " Spirit Bomb " From Troll Dragonball.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Pailing Isn't Real, It Is Just Imperial Propaganda To Make Other Species Think That We Are " Weird ". #nsfw #alterniafacts

Kult: +30
Total: 30

I Am Curling Up With My Mareep " Plush " In My Nest, The Night Is Over For Me. I've Officially Surrendered To My Own Exhaustion, As It Pins Me To The Warm Comfort Of My Comfort Slab And Nestles Itself Deep Within Me. #nsfw #sleepy

Kult: +22
Total: 22

#holeposthmonday #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/bjzxdkvv/great-blue-hole-belize-2.jpg

Kult: +30
Total: 30

No, I Do Not Want To Have Sex With You. I Want To See You So Desperate That You Shake At The Thought Of My Fingers On Your Skin, And Then I Never Want To Speak To You Ever Again. Is That So Wrong? #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

@complacentindignities I Saw That, Sweet Boy. Is There Something You Would Like To Share With Me? #teasing #nsfw

Oh, I Adore Getting A Reaction Out Of Him. Impartial He Is Not Though, I Know He Likes When I Bite. #teasing #targeted #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Unfortunately One Night Some Of You Will Realize You Have Issues That You Cannot Simply Fuck Away. #nsfw

Kult: +43
Total: 43

Do Not Think I Forgot To Continue The #nsfw Post From The Other Light, I Am Just Waiting For The Most Opportune Time To Release It Upon The Feed. #positive

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

I Have Been Nice, So I Am Going To Ask If He Will Hunt Me Through The Forest Tonight. Oh Joy. :> #positive #nsfw

Kult: +30
Total: 30

Kissing Him Is Not Enough, I Need To Hear Him Whimper. #nsfw #explicit #explicit #explicit

Kult: +37
Total: 37

Intense Yearning Of The Culinary Variety Tonight. Forgive Me, I Was About To Say Something Inappropriate. I'm Craving A Bagel Terribly. #nsfw, Especially If You Work In A Kitchen.

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

Do We Think It Is Too Early In The Dusk To #concept Post, " Chittheads "? Or Is It The Optimal Time Given The Lack Of Ganderbulbs That Would Currently Be On It. #nsfw

Kult: +20
Total: 20

I Get Into My Comfortable Clothes And Kick My Feet Up Into The Air As I Write The First Compelling #nsfw #nsfc Drabble That Comes To Pan. Though I Will Be Retiring For The Light, Let It Be Known That I Will Be Much Worse In The Coming Evening. #serene

Kult: +15
Total: 15

#nsfw Posting Already? Truly The Userbase Hasn't Changed A Bit. #nostalgia #positive

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Some Of You Don't Eat Nook And Everyone Can Tell. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +61
Kull: +5
Total: 66
Ratio: 12.20

I Am Not Going To Use The Internet I Pay Good Caegars For To Read #footfetish Content On Chittr Dot Ing. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +34
Kull: +5
Total: 39
Ratio: 6.80

Picture With Me, Someone Being Inside Of You ( Or Of Course You Being Inside Of Someone Else If You Prefer Not To Receive ) Unmoving While They Stroke Your Bulge. You Can Feel It Inside Of You But You're Pinned With Their Other Prong As They Whisper Praise Into Your Hearing Ducts. Slowly Working You Up As Their Bulge Writhes Inside Of You Until You Cum, Near Tears From The Intensity Of Your Own Orgasm. Picture Still, They Pull Out Of Your Soaked Nook And Squeeze Your Thighs Together To Finish Between Them Instead Of Inside Of You. This Is A Good Idea For A #conceptpost. I Will Come Back To This. #nsfw #ns...Read more

Kult: +42
Kull: +7
Total: 49
Ratio: 6.00

I Have A Thought To Share With The Early Dusk Chittr Community, But You Will Have To Be Normal About It. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +25
Total: 25

That Was Not The #nsfw #nsfc Post I Was Thinking About Making, By The Way. That Was Just A Thought In My Pan I Could Not Get Away From, So Now All Of Early Light Chitter Will Have To Suffer With Me.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

The Legends Say That If You Insert Vibrators Into All Three Holes, You Can Recharge Yourself For Instant Energy. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +42
Kull: +10
Total: 52
Ratio: 4.20

It Has Been Such A Long Time Since I've Written Smut Or Indulged My Page With Photos. It Is Like The Fun Of Being A Pervert Was Sucked Out Of My Soul One Night. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +57
Kull: +12
Total: 69
Ratio: 4.75

I Am Going To Run Out Of Space To Bite On My Matesprit At This Point. He Is More Bite Mark Than Man At The Moment. #nsfw #nsfc #fond

Kult: +37
Kull: +12
Total: 49
Ratio: 3.08

Honestly, I Am Glad You Are Going Back To Bdsm Posting. Even That Is Better Than " Wojak " Posting. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +45
Total: 45

Concept: We Have Sex And When We Are Done I Turn To A Notebook With Your Name Written At The Top Of The Page And Write Down " 2/10 ". I Promptly Go To Sleep. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +26
Total: 26

He Is So Cute, I Am Going To Tear Him Apart. #cutenessaggression #nsfw #nsfc #hhhhkk #serene #serene #serene

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14

I Will Maybe Be Able To Stomach One More " Foot Post " Before I Lose My Pan. #nsfw #nsfc #notsafeforme

Kult: +9
Total: 9

We Have Come So Far Since The Nights Of Me Posting Photos Of Full Nook And Bulge From My Boss' Office. #nsfw #nsfc #nostalgia

Kult: +38
Total: 38

Enthusiastic Consent And One Extra Large Baja Blast. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +47
Kull: +7
Total: 54
Ratio: 6.71

What Do You Mean " Orgy Week "? Are You All Not Having Sex With Each Other All The Time Anyway? This Is A Genuine Inquiry. #nsfw #nsfc #huh?

Kult: +32
Kull: +7
Total: 39
Ratio: 4.57

I Am No Longer Entertained By Basic #nsfw #nsfc " Slop ". I Need To See A Choreographed Dance Akin To The Ones Avian Beasts Perform For Their Prospective Mates.

Kult: +30
Total: 30

Some Of You Would Fall In Love With A Wall If It Had A Large Enough Bulge Attached To It. Send Chitt. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +66
Total: 66

If The Corpse Of The Most Beloved Personality On Here Was Displayed Every Night For A Wipe, I'm Sure Some Of You Would #nsfw #nsfc Post Over That, Too. #violence #gore

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80

Something About Curiosity Killing The Meowbeast. Yes, Satisfaction May Have Brought It Back, But You Unblur Despite Knowing You Will Not Be Satisfied. I Can Only Sympathize To A Certain Degree. #sympathetic #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

I Still Need To Be So Careful With Him, So I Am Sitting In The Other Block Right Now To Calm Myself Down. Apologies To Our Guests In Advance. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit #explicit #explicit

Kult: +20
Kull: +12
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.67

Maybe The Chittr Ecosystem Could Do With An Event That Isn't About Sex. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +57
Total: 57

We As A Society Can't Afford To Forget About #nonbinarybulge And #nonbinarynook. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +45
Total: 45

Imagine. We Are Doing Pet Play Because You Think I Would Look Hot In Meowbeast Ears And A Tail, But I Start Knocking Your Priceless Belongings Off Onto The Ground And Eating Plastic Instead Of Being Sexy. #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +35
Total: 35

The Older You Are, The More Attractive You Are. Please Don't Be Insecure About Your Age. Instead, Send Me Photos Of Yourself Shirtless And Allow Me To Compliment You. #serene #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +35
Total: 35

I Missed The Conversation Earlier, But Actually The Trolls Who Were Taken Aback By The #nsfw Content They Were Unwillingly Subjected To Are Not The Problem. In Fact, If You Were Criticizing Or Rolling Your Ganderbulbs At Those Trolls, Maybe You Should Stop Thinking About Pailing For Five Seconds And Get A Hobby. Bring Yourself Back Down To Reality.

Kult: +67
Total: 67