@aspiringPessimist — #nsfw
If I Hate You, Just Know That I Will Be Writing Oviposition Fanfiction Of You And Sending It To Your Kismesis. #nsfw #owned
The Upcoming #nookonmainmonday Has Been Cancelled, Please Reschedule For The Week After. #nsfw
Is There A Point To Asking If My Horns Are Sensitive? I Feel There Is An Underlying Tone But I Cannot Decipher It For The Life Of Me. I Was Under The Impression That All Horns Were Sensitive. #nsfw Ish
My Sustained Post-alcohol Headache Unfortunately Prevents Me From Attending #eridanweek Today. Someone Else Will Need To Take Up The Mantle Of Posting Poorly Timed Nudes Tonight. #nsfw
Every Time I Post A Nude The Site Crashes. There Has To Be A Connection. #nsfw
You Have Doubted Me Again. #nsfw #substances * The Attached Photograph Is A Tasteful Nude Taken In Front Of A Full Length, Ornate Mirror. He's Lain Across Sheets He'd Obviously Made Himself ( Somewhat Poorly) With His Face Flushed And Partially Hidden In His Pillow. The Positioning Of The Camera Covers Anything Too Explicit, But The Implication Is Certainly Clear Given The Position Of His Other Hand.*
The Fools Thought I Would Go Back To Horny Posting Because Of A Few Drinks. Instead I Have A Headache Because I Haven't Consumed Any Water. #nsfw #substances #ow
Congratulations @archiveaddict. #yaoiprevails #paddlingofthecentury #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
#pissgateindapumpkinpatch #nsfw?
I Should Not Be Drinking After My Last Outburst. Luckily There Is No Jadeblood To Convince Me To Overdrink For Her Pleasure Though, So I Promise To Pace Myself. #nsfw #substances #eridanweek
Major Upset At #rumbleindapumpkinpatch Oh God. #nsfw #bouncingcheeks
Currently Selling The #yaoipaddle Audio For 500 Caegar. #nsfw #eridanweek
* Several Images Of Dirk And Jake Are Attached To The Post, Most Of Them Shaky And A Few Of Them Blurred With Oil, But They're Somewhat Clearly The Two Men Of The Hour Pinning Each Other On Stage. There Are Even More Blurry Close Ups Of Jake's Hairy, Oiled Chest That Are Somehow Even More Blurry Than The Others.* I Take Back Everything I've Ever Said About #eridanweek. Thank You Sweet, Merciful Mothergrub. #nsfw Ish
If You've Removed Your Shirt, Send Me Your Location Within The Arena. Not To Take Pictures Of You, But To Replace Your Shirt With A Fresh One. #eridanweek #nsfw? #youdecide
Hhhhhsjhh. #eridanweek #nsfw
Everyone Says They Will " Bounce On It Crazy Style " And Yet Your Desperation Suggests That You Have Never Even " Bounced On It Regular Style ". #nsfw
Just Because I Am Tragically Beautiful Doesn't Mean I Am A Woman. If I Take My Shirt Off There Are No Rumblespheres For You To Feast Your Eyes Upon. Sorry To Disappoint All Three Of My Loyal Fans. #nsfw?
I'm Asking You To Leash And Collar Me, But In A Fashion Forward Way. Appropriate For My Place Of Work. #nsfw But Also #safeformywork
Now That I'm Not At Work ( And Will Not Be For The Foreseeable Future ) I Am Allowed To Freely Post As Much Nook As I'd Like. Somehow It's Less Appealing When It's Something I'm Allowed To Do. #nsfw
You're Inside Him, I'm Outside Him. #nsfw
Foolde Twiceee #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/mklm0bg.png
Nook As Prommsed #nsfw https://www.wallsauce.com/images/2022-06/blobid1655890108655.jpg
I Have Accidntally Fone Through The Whol Bottle Of Fermwnted Grape Joice. Niik Pics Latr To Vellevrate. #nsfw #substances
I Am Not Day Drinking Because I Am Nervous About A Meeting. I Am Doing It In A Sexy Way, Like They Do In Old Films. Catch Me Lounging In A Negligee Near An Open Window With A Glass Of Fermented Fruit. #nsfw? #classy
My Boss Has Advised Me To Stop " Horny Posting " On The Job. I Will Just Be Doing It When She Isn't Looking. #nsfw #literallynsfw
The Masses Hunger To See Nook, And Yet I Am Only Motivated By Wealth. Sometimes Not Even By That. #nsfw #nookposting
Humans Waste Their Nipples On Nothing. If I Had Nipples They Would Be Decorated Appropriately. #nsfw Ish
The Daves Seem To Have Coordinated A Sexual Frustration Hour To Vent Their Needs. Joining The Jovial Jerk Off (rebranded) Line Would Have Helped You. #nsfw #jovialjerkoff
Jovial Handjobs Have Returned In The People's Time Of Need At #eridanweek. The Drones Cannot Stop Me From Uplifting The Masses. #nsfw
We Unfortunately Have To Cancel The Jovial Handjob Station Due To Another Security Breach At #eridanweek. #nsfw
In Opposition To The Enemy, I Will Be Giving Jubilant Handies At #eridanweek #nsfw
Before Too Many People Emerge From Their Recuperacoons Or " Beds " Today, I Would Like To Assuage My Guilt By Admitting That I Am Not Scared Of Rumblespheres Or Pecs, Or The Like. It Was Merely A Trick To Bait The Unwitting Into Going Against My Wishes And Sending Them Anyway. Will Delete Later. #nsfw
Everyone Pities Trolls With Small Bulges And Unappealing Nooks, But What Of Trolls Like Me ( Who Have Huge Bulges And Irresistible Nooks )? The Social And Mental Impact These Issues Have On Us Is Hardly Studied At All. Now I Truly Know How Warmbloods Must Feel. #nsfw #hottrolljustice
It Was Suggested To Me That I Need To " Get Some " To Dislodge The Stick That Is Stuck Up My Waste Chute. I'm Not Some Uncivilized Human However, And Would Never Stick Anything Up There To Begin With. #nsfw #trollsrule #humansdonotrule
I Would Like To Post A Reminder That I Do *not* Want To See Any Bulging Pecs *especially* In My Dms, They Are My Greatest Fear. Dms Are Open Of Course But *not* For The Above Material. #nsfw #whichstandsfornotsafeforwmydms