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I Do Not Want To Be Productive. I Want To Lie In Slab And Sleep On My New Heat Mat. #woe

Kult: +31

Kull: +2

Total: 33

Ratio: 15.50

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I Would Like A " Treat ", But I Have Just Returned To The Comfort Slab And I Am Too Warm To Move. My Life Is So Difficult. #woe

Kult: +14

Total: 14

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I Am Trying Not To Bother Him, Because He Is Doing His Work. #sigh #woe

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Casper Hates That I Am In Love And, Therefore, Hates That I'm Happy, Which / Means / He Hates Me. #woe

Kult: +21

Total: 21

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The Rabies Outbreak Has Been Cancelled, They've Given Me My Shots. #pensive #woe

Kult: +29

Kull: +2

Total: 31

Ratio: 14.50

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I Had The Most Precious Bruises On My Thighs Shaped Vaguely Like His Fingers But They've Faded Almost Entirely. #woe #suggestive #nsfc

#woe #nsfc #suggestive

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00

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All Of My Friends Are Hot And It's Drone Season. A Lot Of This Art Is Getting Thrown Out. #suggestive #woe

#woe #suggestive

Kult: +11

Total: 11

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I Fear I Have A Specific Attraction To Trolls Just A Caste Higher Who Don't Know How To Navigate Social Situations. This Is Unfortunate For My Future. #woe

Kult: +14

Total: 14