@aspiringPessimist — #woe
I Am Now Being Taunted By The General Public. As Much As This Is Cruel, It Is Not Unusual. #woe
Please, My Oral Fixation Is All I Have, If Everyone Begins To Bite It Is " So Over " For Me. #nsfw #nsfc #woe #tragedy
The Worst Thing About Lingerie Is The Way It Slides About When You Are In The Comfort Slab. The Materials Of My Sheets And My Clothing Don't Quite Mesh. This Is The Worst Problem I Have Ever Experienced. #woe
You Hate Me, And Yet I Am Over Here Having Fun. I Am " Silly " And You Despise Me. #woe Upon You.
Nobody Told Me My Image Was " Crunched ", And I Am Fixing The Link Nearly Half An Hour Later. #woe
Dave Hates Me. He Hates Me, And Does Not Even Want To Take A Bite Of My Delicious Bagel. #woe
It Is Hard To Be Evil When You Are, Generally, Well Liked. Must I Settle For Being Mildly Annoying? #woe
I Do Not Want To Be Productive. I Want To Lie In Slab And Sleep On My New Heat Mat. #woe
I Would Like A " Treat ", But I Have Just Returned To The Comfort Slab And I Am Too Warm To Move. My Life Is So Difficult. #woe
I Am Trying Not To Bother Him, Because He Is Doing His Work. #sigh #woe
Casper Hates That I Am In Love And, Therefore, Hates That I'm Happy, Which / Means / He Hates Me. #woe
The Rabies Outbreak Has Been Cancelled, They've Given Me My Shots. #pensive #woe
I Had The Most Precious Bruises On My Thighs Shaped Vaguely Like His Fingers But They've Faded Almost Entirely. #woe #suggestive #nsfc
All Of My Friends Are Hot And It's Drone Season. A Lot Of This Art Is Getting Thrown Out. #suggestive #woe
I Fear I Have A Specific Attraction To Trolls Just A Caste Higher Who Don't Know How To Navigate Social Situations. This Is Unfortunate For My Future. #woe