@aspiringPessimist — #pensive
They Don't Put Men In Suits Like They Used To. Not That I Think Most Of You Even Own A Suit. #pensive
I Want To Get A Tattoo, But I Can't Decide On The Design. My Life Is So Hard. #pensive
I Miss Fight Night. It Is So Hard To Find Trolls Who Will Let Me " Wail " On Them. #pensive #violence
Scorpulous, Casper Is Clubbing Me. #pensive
They Won't Let Me Kiss My Friends Because I Use Tongue. #pensive #suggestive #nsfc
I See There Is Talk Of Maid Dresses, And Yet I've Seen No One In A Maid Dress. Saddest Night. #pensive
The Word " Daddy " Never Should Have Disgraced The Ganderbulbs Of The Wider Chittr Populous. I Heard Someone Say It Out Loud A Few Nights Ago. #pensive
All Of You Are Only Friends With Me So You Can Slap My Warm, Bald Head For Luck. #pensive
They Never Tell You That When You Are Exactly One Inch Taller Than All Of Your Friends, They Turn Against You. #pensive
I Haven't Taken A Bite Out Of Any Breakfasts Tonight. Woe. #pensive
Update, It Did Not Taste Very Good. #surprise #pensive
I Didn't Get Any Sleep, But That Was My Own Fault. Let's Get This Grubloaf. #pensive #suggestive #nsfc #sufferingfromsuccess
My Divine Punishment For Being Annoying Online, Is That Others Are Also Allowed To Be Annoying Online. #pensive #mylifeissohard #lie
The Rabies Outbreak Has Been Cancelled, They've Given Me My Shots. #pensive #woe
I Fear That I May Have " Sillied " Too Close To The Green Sun. I Am Being Monitored. #pensive #deserved
I Can't Do Anything Else. All Of My Hobbies Demand The Use Of My Dominant Hand. This Is Fucked Up. #pensive
I Am In Screen Printing Hell. My Cold, Unfeeling Boss Has No Compassion For Poor, Poor Larkso. #lie #pensive
I Will Unfortunately Be Revealing Every Hidden Image Because I Have No Self Control. I Just Want To Know. #pensive
I Don't Want Other Trolls To Solve My Problems For Me. / I / Want To Solve My Problems For Me. There Is Much More Dignity In Fighting And Dying Than There Is In Cowering And Letting Others Do My " Dirty Work " For Me. #pensive #violence
The Signless Gives His Hardest Struggles To The Prettiest Trolls With The Nicest Bulges ( Like You And I ). #pensive #nsfw #nsfc
I've Changed My Mind, My Enemies Can't Call Themselves " Daddy " Either. I Will Not Be Elaborating, Don't Ask Me Shit. #suggestive #nsfc #pensive
Why Are Entities Of The Omniscient Variety Always So / Annoying /? I Am Returning To The Friends Tab. #pensive
Sweaty. :< Not In A Sexy Way. #suggestive #pensive
The " People " Will Not Fight Me, And Only Because They Think I Am Insane. I Am Not Insane Just Because I Bit His Shoulder And Tackled Him Like A Feral Beast. I Am Normal. This Is What You Do When You Are Trying To Win. #violence #pensive
Yeah, Alright. Stab Me In The Bloodpusher Then. #pensive #violence
"please Wear The Bikini Im A Little Desperate For It Actually" You Know, This Actually Took Less Time Than I Thought It Would. I Am Disappointed In You, Whoever You Are. This Isn't A Question. #pensive #larksoama #suggestive? https://tally.so/r/449eay
When She Posts Those Photos Of Me For Promotional Purposes You " Guys " Have To Promise Not To Laugh. I Am Required By My Job To Repost Them. #pensive
He's In A Situation And I Don't Even Know If It's My Place To Try And Intervene. #pensive
Anything #nsfw Turns Into Sentimental, Yearning Soup In My Pan. I Have Never Been Less " Turned On " By A Sexual Thought. #nsfc #pensive
I Always Say I Want To Be A Good Boy, But Really I Just Want To Be A Good Troll. #suggestive? #pensive
This Is An Awful Time For Drone Season To Be Right Around The Corner. I Am Giving Myself A Headache. #nsfw #nsfc #pensive
My Long Day Factory Wasn't Long Enough, Now I Have The Rest Of The Night Alone With My Pan. #notpositive #pensive
These Deviled Eggs Are Too Expensive To Be As Good As They Could Be. #pensive
I Continue To Interact With Trolls I'm Attracted To Despite The Impending Drone Season Making Me Worse Each Light. This Is What They Call " Self Sabotage ". #positive #pensive #nsfw #nsfc
The Confessioners Are Being Weird About My " Blorbo " And It Is Getting Uncomfortable. #pensive #fullynegative #nsfw?
I'm Sorry For Being Funny Only When No One Else Is Online. #pensive #sufferingfromsuccess
I Can't Even Fight In The Forested Area Near My Hive Anymore Because It May Attract The New Troll's Attention. This Is Hoofbeast Shit. #pensive
Once Again I Find Myself At A Loss For What To Wear. I've Worn All Of My Outfits To Death, I Must Consider Making Something New. #pensive
I Need To Learn How To #pitchflirt Without Eventually Becoming Fond Of The Person I Am Attempting To Pitch Flirt With. I Have Too Much Love In My Pusher. #pensive
The Worst Part About Hating Wrothe Is That I Will Never Get To Feed His Lusus A Block Of Coarse Straw. #pensive
Every Time I See The Word " Daddy " Now I Think About Casper And His Stupid Bit. I Am Tormented By The Things I Said To Add To Said Bit. #nsfw #pensive #notpositive
There's Blood On My Weezer Shirt. #violence #pensive
I Want To Bite Him, So Everyone Knows He's Mine. It Isn't Fair That Other People Are Able To Look At Him. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc
What If I'm Not A " Silly And Funny Guy "? What If Something Is Genuinely Wrong With Me? #pensive
You Know, I Cut Terran's Arm Off With The Very Scissors He Gifted Me When We Were Wrigglers. My First Ever Pair. #pensive #gore #violence
I Want Him Carnally, That Goes Without Saying, But I Also Want Him Emotionally. I Am Supposed To Be The Emotionally Closed Off Pocketnook. This Is Terrible News. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc
My Pitch Quadrant Is Vacant Only Because I Am So " Aggressive " And " Mean ". Not My Own Choice Of Words. Trolls Don't Want A " Twink " To Put Up A Fight These Days. #pensive #nsfw #pitchposting
I'm Bad At Pitch Relationships, Because I Like To Be Hurt Too Much And Will Flush Crush On You Eventually. #nsfw #pensive #pitchwoes
I Am Not Posting Nudes Both Because I Am Insecure About The Wounds And Because Some Of You Might Like Them Too Much. #healing #pensive #violence #nsfw