@aspiringPessimist — #deserved
The Ants In My Ant Farm Are Mad At Me Because I Nearly Forgot Their Weekly Treat. If They Could, I Am Certain They Would Execute Me. #deserved
One Night He Is Going To Hit Me With Bricks, I Am Afraid. #deserved #violence
I Came To Work So My Boss Could Yell At Me, And She Yelled At Me. #shocked #appalled #deserved
I Fear That I May Have " Sillied " Too Close To The Green Sun. I Am Being Monitored. #pensive #deserved
The Crime Of Being A " Twink " Will Never Go Unpunished. #deserved #selfburn
Sometimes I Feel Like There Is A Limit To The Amount Of Weezer Posts I Can Make. One Night The Drones Are Going To Get Me. #deserved
Continue To Hit The Amporas. #deserved
I Am Going To Rest. If You See A Seadweller's Shipwrecked Shithole Hive Sinking Into The Depths, Mind Your Business. #violence #deserved