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@aspiringPessimist — #silly

Fine, I Am Going To Have My Own Party, With " Blackjack " And " Hookers ". #reference #silly #suggestive?

Kult: +29
Total: 29

It's #matespritmonday. Do You All Know I Love My Matesprit? I Know I Don't Post About Him Often. #silly

Kult: +37
Kull: +7
Total: 44
Ratio: 5.29

" Cutely " Bites A Chunk Out Of Your Bicep. #gore #silly

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

I Imagine The Imperial Drones Take A Sip Out Of The Buckets Before Turning Them In. #nsfw #nsfc #silly

Kult: +12
Total: 12

I Do My " Gay Little Jig " And Break Another Rib. #silly

Kult: +45
Total: 45

It's Later In The Light, So Everyone Is A Little #silly. Thank God.

It's A Little Upsetting That Only Half Of My Ribs Were Broken. I Don't Like For Things To Happen To Me Asymmetrically. The Solution, I Figure, Is To Take A Hammer To The Other Side. #thisisajoke #violence #silly

Kult: +22
Total: 22

My Torso Looks Like A Bad Dye Job, On Account Of All The Bruising And Internal Damage, By The Way. " Who Want Me ". #silly #reference #pleasedonttakethisseriously

Kult: +13
Kull: +5
Total: 18
Ratio: 2.60

In My Pan He Sounds Like The Wet Squelch Of Blood Splattering Onto And Then Soaking Into Sand And My Own Clothes, By The Way. #silly #butnotreally #violence #gore

Kult: +30
Kull: +2
Total: 32
Ratio: 15.00

I'm Sleepy But I Have To Find Cosette First So I Can Cuddle With Her. My Life Is So Hard. #lie #silly

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I Am Getting Angry About The Lack Of Love For One Of My Favorite Fictional Creatures And He Is Posting Himself With Rope. The Roles Have Reversed. #silly #suggestive #nsfc

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Do You Think I Could " Train " Him To Talk About The Things He Likes More By Unbuttoning My Shirt Every Time He Brings Up One Of His Interests? #silly #suggestive #nsfc #matespritmonday

Kult: +34
Kull: +7
Total: 41
Ratio: 4.86

I Am Not Doing The " Scent Thing " Because Unlike You ( The Troll Reading This ), I Am Not An " Omega ". #serene #silly #suggestive? #nsfc Just In Case.

Kult: +24
Total: 24

Never Kill Yourself, An Old Woman Could Post Herself Wearing A Crop Top At Any Moment. #serene #suicide Mention #silly #positive #formyyuriwarriors

Kult: +25
Total: 25

Never Kill Yourself, An Old Man Could Post Himself Wearing A Crop Top At Any Moment. #serene #suicide Mention #silly #positive

Kult: +30
Kull: +2
Total: 32
Ratio: 15.00

Goodbye Forever If I " Fumble " This One. #silly #butalso

Kult: +14
Kull: +7
Total: 21
Ratio: 2.00

I Have Gone From " Torturing " Him In A #nsfw #nsfc Way To " Torturing " Him In A Friendly Way. #bloodpusherwarming #silly

Kult: +12
Total: 12

This Hike Is Taking A Lot Out Of Me. You Will Know If I Am Dead Or Alive Tomorrow. :> #silly #imjustkidding #ijustdontliketosweat #violence?

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

There Are So Many Bulges On The Feed Tonight, But All I Can Think About Is #ourslugs And It's Making Me Giggle. #nsfw #nsfc #silly

Kult: +10
Total: 10

#hishole #silly

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

If I Called Myself " Daddy " Would That Be Funny And Topical Or Would I Be " Reheating Casper's Nachos ". Be Honest. #suggestive? #silly

Kult: +25
Total: 25

On The Topic, This Empanada Is Courting Me And Lovingly Introducing Me To It's Lusus. It Is Also Railing Me In The Ablution Block Stall At Dinner ( Burned The Fuck Out Of My Taste Muscle ). #nsfw #nsfc #silly

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86

I Think My Matesprit Might Like Me. #positive #silly

Kult: +22
Total: 22

We Finish Pailing And I Put On Ludo. #positive For Me, Probably #notpositive For You. #nsfw #nsfc #silly

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Concept, We're Post-pail And I Turn On King Park. Send Chitt. #nsfw #silly

Kult: +12
Total: 12

About To Get #nineinchnailed. #nsfw #silly #nsfc

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Alright, I Will Be #silly Now. For " The One Time ".

Kult: +5
Total: 5