@aspiringPessimist — #matespritmonday
Happy #matespritmonday, Even Though There Is No One Luckier Than Me In The Flushed Quadrant. He Is Simply Smarter, More Interesting, And More Handsome Than Your Average Troll. #smug #bragging #nothumble #fond
It's #matespritmonday. Do You All Know I Love My Matesprit? I Know I Don't Post About Him Often. #silly
I Don't Feel Like Being Online, I Think I Will Get " All Up In " Josie's Business And Purr At Him For The Rest Of The Light. #matespritmonday
Do You Think I Could " Train " Him To Talk About The Things He Likes More By Unbuttoning My Shirt Every Time He Brings Up One Of His Interests? #silly #suggestive #nsfc #matespritmonday
Goregle, Every Time My Matesprit Does Something Nice For Me I Want To Rip Him Apart With My Bare Prongs " Sexual Style ", Is This Normal? #nsfw #nsfc #fond #butallcaps #matespritmonday