Darkso "The Reprehensible" Eldran
@aspiringPessimist
Clothier's Apprentice, Gardening Hobbyist, " Doodler ", And Lover Of The Damned. He/Him Icon Taken By @complacentIndignities :> Coincidentally, I Too Am Taken By That Very Same Troll. <3
It Is Just Me And The Cold Brew In My Fridge Which Has Been In An Open Container For A Wipe.
Everyone Knows How Much I Love Sports. #modernbaseball
☆personally I love slaughtersphere☆
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I Do Love My Non Threatening Plants, But I Have To Admit That I Am A " Sucker " For The Tradition Of Rotund Gourd Hunting. I Have Just Slain The Patch Of Pumpkins I Planted A Few Perigees Ago, And They Are The Perfect Size For Carving. #positive #violence
₍^. .^₎⟆ Aughhh !nvolve me next t!me pleasseeeee! !’m batt!ng my lassshess and mak!ng sssparkly eyess sSso hard rn꠹
Goregle, How To Diffuse An Argument Between Your " Pool Man " And Your Evil Minion.
provide them each with a different task perhaps. redirect them with a laser light.
Vesryn Is My Most Evil Minion, This Is A Known Fact. You Have Been Hired As A " Pool Man ", For The Agreeable Payment Of Nothing At All. Congratulations, Dearest Dave.
for the payment of "taking a bite of that" privileges for life actually larkso lets get that right
8'4", By The Way.
[[_it_is_true._i_use_him_to_hang_my_lights._]]
yeah well i use him to find the crumbs under my fridge so one of us is lying here
[[_it_must_be_you._]] [[_i_would_not_lie._]] [[_i_have_a_reputation_to_maintain._]]
I Did Not Expect The Previously Mentioned " Pool Men " To Flock To Me For Hire, But This Is Most Acceptable. Wonderful. #positive
It Is Unseasonably Warm And I'd Like To Swim, But I Need To Have My Pool Cleaned First. Is There An Option To Hire A " Pool Man " Instead Of A " Pool Boy "? I Will Look Further Into This.
i w☀uld be m☀re than happy t☀ assist in y☀ur p☀☀l cleaning, friend! :w
I Am As Many Apples Tall As One Can Visualize At Any Given Time.
You Are So Hungry That You Would Eat / All / Of The Larkso Apples? Oh, Jail. Jail For One Million Sweeps.
like 30 ish? like do they gotta bd distinct apples in my mind's eye or is this a generalized apple line up situation.
Hm. Honeycrisp Apples Are My Favorite, So If You Could Try To Visualize Those Specifically I Would Much Appreciate It. #sagenod
i can visualize like 20 vague honeycrisp apples or like 5 hi-def 720p apples does that work
As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Going To Embroider It. #vagueposting
In The Spirit Of The Holiday, I Will Be Dressing In A Long, Velvet Cape And Playing The Organ In A Candle Lit Abandoned Cathedral.
You / Wish / You Were A Fly On The Wall To What I Am Doing With This Lifted Article Of Clothing. #suggestive #nsfc
CONSIDERING YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE USING IT TO PERFORM MOZART LIKE SOME KIND OF DRACULA THEN I'M PERFECTLY FINE MISSING OUT ON THE HORRID SCREECH OF YOUR TUNELESS PLAYING.
I Can Play Perfectly Well, Thank You Very Much. How Dare You Doubt My Musical Prowess You Near Fossilized Bastard. #hmph
WELL IF YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO PLAY FOR ME, WON'T YOU?
You Know, I Used To Think My Therapist Stuck Around Only Because They Were Worried About My Continued Survival Without Them As An Outlet, But Now I Realize It Is Because I Am Perpetually Unstable To A Degree Where Their Presence Is Warranted Even Past Imperial Mandated Support Time.
It Is Kind Of " Silly " If You Think About It.
#lol #vaguepost
I Love A Good Daisy Chain As Much As The Next Troll, But It Is A Tad Inconvenient When The Centers Nip At My Palms.
I Ought To Smack Him Upside The Pan. #notpositive
dont know who this is about but i approve
Oh, Title Fight. #fond
Do Not Let My Usual Posting Distract You From Little Jacket I Am Crocheting For My Mareep " Plush ".
OOH, POST P1CS! TH4T SOUNDS SO CUT3.
I Have Said It Before And I Will Say It Again. Do Not Timidly Ask If You Should Post #nsfw #nsfc Photos Online. Do It. What Is The Worst That Could Happen? If You Want Attention, There Is No Use In Acting Shy. #mywisdom
Troll Russian Roulette, But It Is Me Sitting On Your Face And I Suffocate You If I Get Bored. #nsfwe #nsfc
Do Not Tell Me I Cannot Flirt My Problems Away, You Do Not Know That For Certain.
Striders Now Have Negative Canoe Time. If You Are A Strider Who Owns A Canoe, You Are Now Legally Required To Donate It.