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Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist

Fuck money, be a bitch

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 1461Kull Score: 133715 followers15 following

#fivenightsattricksters

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Google, How Do I Get Out Of An Nda. #eridanweek

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@happyHound[HH]

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:33< hey its me google :33< highpurr a good legilacerator

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What The Fuck Did She Put In My Mouth. #eridanweek #substances

I Am Having A Great Time At #eridanweek. In Fact, I Am Not Terrified Even A Little Bit.

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The look of a man who HATES you. maybe one day I'll do a fully rendered fullbody of this loser, but that will not be today. https://i.imgur.com/7vddtpw.png

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CAN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKKE THIS WHILE YOU BOUNCE ON IT? THAHANKS. #nsfw

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absoloutely swagalicious

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Oh my goodness. Does he really hate me? What did he say? What were his exact words?

Is There A Point To Asking If My Horns Are Sensitive? I Feel There Is An Underlying Tone But I Cannot Decipher It For The Life Of Me. I Was Under The Impression That All Horns Were Sensitive. #nsfw Ish

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my horns aren't sensitive? why would there be nerves in what's supposed to be just bone basically? maybe at the base where the skin meets the horn coming out but..??? maybe they're all different idk

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@awkwardPyre[AP]

It Is A Pleasant Sensation, It's Regrettable That You Can't Experience It.

awe...

It's like commenting on the size of someone's hands.

Disregard. That Was A Bad Idea. #ow

I Don't Have A Rod To Fish With, But I Have An Idea. #fishingfriday

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The Public Knows Me As A Persistent Liar. #iwantcandy

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candy?

Once My Spine Is Beaten Into A Pulp I Should Be Ready To Attend.

My Sustained Post-alcohol Headache Unfortunately Prevents Me From Attending #eridanweek Today. Someone Else Will Need To Take Up The Mantle Of Posting Poorly Timed Nudes Tonight. #nsfw

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My Back Hurts. I've Been In "shrimp" Position All Day.

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DO YOU NEED LIKE.. HELP OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO HOW I WOULD HELP BUT LIKE I COULD GET LIKE.. IBUPROFEN?

If You Could Jab Me In The Back As Hard As You Can, That Would Be Appreciated.

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I THINK I CAN HELP WITH THAT, WHERE ARE YOU? I'LL SHOW UP RIGHT NOW.

I'll Send You Directions To My Hive.

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GOT IT, JUST PASS THEM IN MESSAGES.

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I Believe In Bigkat Propaganda. To Any Large Karkats Reading This, I'm 7'1" By The Way.

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Goodnight Chittr.

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I am no Karkat but I am 9'6".

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@theSufferer[TS]

This Is More Than Acceptable.

Every Time I Post A Nude The Site Crashes. There Has To Be A Connection. #nsfw

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You Have Doubted Me Again. #nsfw #substances * The Attached Photograph Is A Tasteful Nude Taken In Front Of A Full Length, Ornate Mirror. He's Lain Across Sheets He'd Obviously Made Himself ( Somewhat Poorly) With His Face Flushed And Partially Hidden In His Pillow. The Positioning Of The Camera Covers Anything Too Explicit, But The Implication Is Certainly Clear Given The Position Of His Other Hand.*

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The Fools Thought I Would Go Back To Horny Posting Because Of A Few Drinks. Instead I Have A Headache Because I Haven't Consumed Any Water. #nsfw #substances #ow

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-7 Why not 6oth? Honk 2-

Maybe In The Morning As A Reward If I Manage To Roll Out Of My Recuperacoon.

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#icame #iwent

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Congratulations @archiveaddict. #yaoiprevails #paddlingofthecentury #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch

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#pissgateindapumpkinpatch #nsfw?

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A Bitchfight Has Broken Out On Stage At #eridanweek.

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same s+it different nig+t

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A Second Bitchfight Has Hit The Rumble.

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l0cking in!!

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