Peter Irving
@inspectingPickles
he/him. Just a humble private investigator. Oh, and one more thing: If you've got a pickle, I'll inspect it. (Human Pickle Inspector. Icon by Watchelspinat)
Supper with Miss Frieda after another long night of no new leads. She'll be having the tuna pate, and I shall have a bowl of ramen I picked up from the noodle stand a few blocks away.
I'm sure txmxrrxw will be mxre fruitful!!! Enjxy yxur sxdium in a cup!!! :DDD
Ha! I hope so, friend. And I shall--I promise it has at least an egg in it. There's some protein there!
Breakfast posting! Miss Frieda was given some beef liver chunks in gravy, which she seemed to be very enamored with! Cup of coffee for me!
Awww. I gave Case her usual tin of salmon.
Cxffee isn't breakfast!!! Steal her leftxvers!!! Lick the gravy!!! Sustenance is needed fxr a gxxd sir xr dame!!!
Aw! I should have you come over with her sometime! Our fine ladies should could be friends, purrrhaps.
I'm afraid she's left not a mite behind for me. She's good at cleaning her plate. I promise to grab a bagel for lunch.
I guess that'll dx... Be safe xut there Mr Investigatxr/Pickle inspectxr-sir!!! It's a cruel wxrld made brighter by we!!!
Breakfast today for Miss Frieda: A delightful seafood medley pate. For me: Irish coffee and a maple doughnut the newspaper clerk made me take.
I don't suppose this ring was meant for running errands, but it's handy, dash it! I never have to worry about getting locked out of my apartment or office again. Better to use it for the mundane or helpful than anything else.
Mmso blasted ( #substance )
Ha! The Wordle was a good one today! Wordle 1,787 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"Headcanons"? Would someone be kind enough to explain to a fella as out of the loop on trends as myself what those are? I presume it's not misspelled and has nothing to do with cannons coming out of one's head.
(oPENS MY SKULL) (cANON COMES OUT) (bOOM BOOM BOOM) >:] [fORM IN PINNED]
So just...making assumptions about people? That's a curious trend.
Thank you for explaining! Seems a bit odd to encourage making assumptions, but I have definitely seen stranger on this site.
This brings up an interesting question: Are Trolls mammals at all? Because if they aren't, then they cannot contract rabies.
https://c.tenor.com/4dleqc6EF-sAAAAd/tenor.gif
√(Bold of you to assume we can be sorted into any taxonomy from Earth. We've got our own shit going on here)²
√(Trolls are trolls. Earth Bugs might be the closest analogue for an alien, but that doesn't mean we ARE Earth Bugs)²
well i would assume an Earth Virus that only affects mammals wouldn't infect trolls....
c< iN HuMaN classificatiON, i tHiNK were sOMetHiN liKe a bug, Or clOse 2 it, sO, prObably NOt >c
What a wild event #fightnight has been! Good work @aspiringPessimist and @pulchritudePowerhouse on a real Knock Out tie!
It was a long time coming, what else can be said? Not nearly finished yet though. I can't retire with just a tie and no wins under my belt, y'know?
Dancing with your cat to a jazzy cover of Pure Imagination is a valid to spend the afternoon. https://youtu.be/PwGZsye99ls
@megaloMemes Thank you again for letting me get you home. Miss Frieda is already pawing at the window after you.
c< Of cOurse, its NOt liKe i was gONNa be gettiN tHere aNy differeNtly, besides, it seeMs Me aNd MadaM Frieda Have bONded, sO, tHats Nice >c
I'd say that's a safe bet. You've definitely helped me avoid her wrath for not coming back home last night.
c< aH, well, aNytiMe yOure Out Of cOMMissiON, ill MaKe sure 2 drOp by aNd MaKe sure sHe KNOws yOure alrigHt >c
Miss Frieda will be so cross with me when I get home
I've got you @megaloMemes I'll be there soon.
'Attaboy. Can always rely on the smartest bastard you know.
Sent you the coords, friend. Meet me here as soon as you can. We'll need to get her a doctor.
c< tHaNKs 4 tHe Help, bOss, i gOtta repay yOu ONe Of tHese days, especially 4 taKiN tHat KNOcK 2 tHe Head >c
c< fair eNOugH, iM Happy 2 Hear yOu were first ON tHe sceNe >c
Thank you. Sara was able to get me the coordinates and I just couldn’t risk waiting a moment longer. I’m glad I was able to buy the time needed to get you out.
c< Hey, yOu Made tHe rigHt call, aNOtHer MOMeNt.... aNd Maybe id be MissiN aN eye, sO, tHaNKs >c
As soon as the doctor lets me leave my bed, I’ll swing by to visit you. They’ve got quite excellent painkillers here.
Congrats to my friend @pulchritudePowerhouse on his new SAR reserve position. If you need help with those assignments ever, you know you can count on me, Phil.
I got a team, I guess I better use it more than not at all. So yeah, thanks Pete. I'll try to lean on ya more in these comin' days.
You can rely on me, my friend. No man is an island, after all.
Ah, happy wriggling day to Larkso!
Excited for tonight! Hope everyone who's attending has a lovely time and stays safe. #MidnightCityGala
And since I mentioned it, there's still time for you to get an application in and attend the Midnight City Charity Gala! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform And please do put in your requests for the musicians down below. Gala appropriate suggestions preferred, such as stringed instrumentals or jazz music. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfoHR5vZ0GAVkUJ3H2riloSqJ7OpRfu0HVXEkIG7RrBuzrdoQ/viewform
((Never been quite clear, is it more a nebulous thing to be posted about or some kinda parp room, etc? At what time?))
Finally got fitted for my suit! @confusedDemolitionist and I are now both looking rather spiffy! Just in time for the Midnight City Gala
c< caNt wait 2 see tHe bOtH Of yOu tHere! >c
LOL (laughing out loud) yeah! Stretch here doesn't look half bad in a suit!!
Feel free to post that picture of the two of us whenever you like.
Anyone up for a game of checkers? https://papergames.io/en/r/amuzPJrym7/498
WELL PLAYED. YOU ARE CHECKERS STRONGEST WARRIOR.
Took the same test as @pulchritudePowerhouse and got Seer of Hope! My runner up was Bard of Mind, which I find very interesting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92e98af6e738.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31fcc0b36032.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98c2152b0036.png
Honestly seems to fit you if ya ask me. You always seemed the most cerebral of us. Couldn't tell you what being a Seer of Hope really means but it sure sounds romantic.
Well, it definitely seems to utilize the power of good will and Imagination. Suppose it makes a lot of sense! It does sound a bit romantic, though, doesn't it?
Romantic is just in our nature. We live romantic lives, after all. Should be a book about us, frankly. Or maybe five. I think five is a good number of books to have.
It'd be an interesting series for certain. You with your coat whipping in the wind while the three of us pose dramatically. An instant cult classic.