

Peter Irving
@inspectingPickles
he/him. Just a humble private investigator. Oh, and one more thing: If you've got a pickle, I'll inspect it. (Human Pickle Inspector. Icon by Watchelspinat)

⧃ The last time I posted a picture of my office was before I had it redone. There's a new desk, new portrait, new shelves... I keep photos in the shelf slots and a board to one wall with a projection on it so it can constantly swap through motivational quotes.

⧃ My portrait has been moved to sit on the wall behind my desk. That way, I don't have to stare at myself when I look up. Anyone having a meeting with me will have to see two of me, but that is just something they are going to have to deal with.

Ok★y nevermind Peter ★nd C★sper frowned ★t the ide★ ★nd it m★de me feel b★d, evil c★nceled.

I think I'm going to be evil ★g★in. Ye★h.

Hm. Maybe I should steal Caliborn’s corpse from my counterpart.

Bad post.

Now that I've done some Crime I feel the need to balance it out. Do some light community service.
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ᛝ It is overwhelmed again. ᛝ ᛝ It is unsure why scent specifically makes it hurt in its head. ᛝ ᛝ It does not have anything in there to hurt. ᛝ

| th|nk | should try to get some rest AgA|n. |m not proud of the wAy | feel.
Oh, no, my novelty cat clock. Anyways.

Operation Piss People Off As My Own Present was a roaring success.

