Peter Irving
@inspectingPickles
he/him. Just a humble private investigator. Oh, and one more thing: If you've got a pickle, I'll inspect it. (Human Pickle Inspector. Icon by Watchelspinat)
hmmm........ garden time or roof time....? maybe the roof. most of these guys can't climb or teleport.
Roof is a good spot.
c< ....ive always Hated tHis cOlOr.... wHy was i cursed witH tHis sHade.... sO MucH streNgtH.... caNt save aNyONe.... >c
You've done plenty of good with your strength, Karama, you can't think that way about yourself!
A LITTLE MAN WHO FANCIES HIMSELF WORTHY OF CHALLENGING A GOD. PATHETIC.
I see no god here. Only me.
What are you on about, Reptar?
lmao? Why now?
I merely pointed out he’s an unremarkable ogre that no one wants as badly as he wants them.
I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH.
Sure, Jan.
BURNS…
…when you pee?
WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU, THAT WILL APPLY TO YOURSELF.
You’re really fixated on my urine. I’m afraid I am simply uninterested, sir.
Champion napper three weekends running.
Congratulations on your streak!
FY NGWAS. FY ARF. FY NWYBREN. EOFN I'N UNIG.
Dydych chi ddim yn arbennig o arbennig am eich bod chi'n gallu siarad Cymraeg.
A TI YW'R YMGEISYDD SY'N COLLI YNG NGÊM Y DYMUNOLDEB.
Rhaid dy fod ti'n hanner clown gyda'r holl jôcs rwyt ti'n eu dweud. Sut mae'r gwaith adnewyddu'r tŷ'n mynd?
YN BERFFAITH FFYCIN IAWN. YN ENWEDIG O YSTYRIED PWY SY'N BYW YNDDI. TEIMLO'N UNIG, DDYN BACH?
Yn wahanol i ti, does dim rhaid i mi orfodi pobl i fyw gyda mi a lleddfu fy unigrwydd. Rwy'n eithaf bodlon yn fy mywyd.
NI ORFODAIS I DDIM. DAETH ATAF O'I WIRFODD EI HUN. AC YN FUAN, BYDD YN GWNEUD UNRHYW BETH I MI O'I WIRFODD EI HUN. PETHAU NA FEDDYLIAI ERIOED AMDANYNT.
Fe wnest ti ddweud wrtho am fynd i fyw gyda dy leprechaun homoerotig rhyfedd, ac fe wnaeth oherwydd mai ti yw ei bos. Dydw i ddim yn gallu siarad am y diffyg doethineb yn hynny. Fedri di ddim ei wneud i wneud beth bynnag rwyt ti eisiau, waeth beth. Mae ganddo ffiniau. Dydy e ddim yn wrthrych.
I didn't know he was Welsh-coded.
It's actually deeply twisted to have the name Lord English and speak Welsh like that.
It's a follower's game out here. We're all taking turns being the one that's gangstalked.
Don't think I forgot about the ssshit I woke up to, Dean.
I didn't think that for a moment. Please let me aside post at least. I need this.
Sometimes I feel like I’ve made some bad decisions in my life, but then it’s like… hold on. I need a nonsense metaphor to explain this one. like I accidentally bumped a curb in my car, and then I watch someone else speed past me, hit a ramp, and then do a 360 spinning car flip into the SUN with a nuke in the backseat, all entirely on purpose with no seatbelt on and suddenly I don’t even know how to feel about ANYTHING anymore. God damn Bud.
I think I know who you mean.
your favorite animal crossing villager says a lot about you... I like Maddie. She's awesome. yippee!
I’m fond of Fauna. She’s sweet I think.
Oh No, Please Do Not Get Grey Hairs And Become Sexier. That Would Be Terrible. Don't Do That. #suggestive #nsfc
Ha, oh this does make me feel a little better about finally getting some silver in my hair.
my height is unchanged i am 6'7 stop making the same joke be creative
Ah, I suffer the same fate for the same reason. Condolences and sympathies
no one gets this pain like us :(