Peter Irving
@inspectingPickles
he/him. Just a humble private investigator. Oh, and one more thing: If you've got a pickle, I'll inspect it. (Human Pickle Inspector. Icon by Watchelspinat)
I’M CONSIDERING LAUNCHING A FILM CLUB, BECAUSE I NEED TO GET OUT MORE. OR AT LEAST SOCIALIZE. THIS HOWEVER, DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU ALL CAN BEHAVE.
Synecdoche, New York by Charlie Kaufman could be a good watch!
Supper with Miss Frieda after another long night of no new leads. She'll be having the tuna pate, and I shall have a bowl of ramen I picked up from the noodle stand a few blocks away.
I'm sure txmxrrxw will be mxre fruitful!!! Enjxy yxur sxdium in a cup!!! :DDD
Ha! I hope so, friend. And I shall--I promise it has at least an egg in it. There's some protein there!
Breakfast posting! Miss Frieda was given some beef liver chunks in gravy, which she seemed to be very enamored with! Cup of coffee for me!
Awww. I gave Case her usual tin of salmon.
Cxffee isn't breakfast!!! Steal her leftxvers!!! Lick the gravy!!! Sustenance is needed fxr a gxxd sir xr dame!!!
Aw! I should have you come over with her sometime! Our fine ladies should could be friends, purrrhaps.
I'm afraid she's left not a mite behind for me. She's good at cleaning her plate. I promise to grab a bagel for lunch.
I guess that'll dx... Be safe xut there Mr Investigatxr/Pickle inspectxr-sir!!! It's a cruel wxrld made brighter by we!!!
c< ....iM sO fucKiNg NOrMal rigHt NOw.... yOu Have NO fucKiNg idea HOw bliNdiNg NOrMal i aM rigHt NOw >c
Wow K★r★m★, isn't it ★wesome how norm★l we both ★re ★ll the time? Let's be so fucking norm★l.
c< we are sO fucKiNg NOrMal, frieNd SyliNK, we are gOiNg 2 be sO fucKiNg NOrMal 2getHer >c
Just had the least symbolic chess match of my life. Gonna have to trust me on this one.
It was absolutely not dripping in meaning.
Would you like to play a game of chess?
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Rather giving away the game, aren't you?
o-)- what’s the dress code for #fightnight?
mostly just...wearing clothes. It's inadvisable to be fully nude, at least.
ᐖ YOU ᑈAN ☝️ BE TOPLESS ᐖOE. SNILES SO SNEETLY ᐛ
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man i cant shitpost on here anymore my nieces and nephews and uh. nnonbinary. follow me. i gotta act respectable i gotta put on a suit and start putting on the ritz or some shit
"Nibling" is the neutral term for a child of your sibling, should you want to refer to them again in the future.
᯽ what's everyone's favorite flower? i'm quite partial to ones that draw in pollinators. ᯽
I'm partial to the red spider lily or the lotus blossom. Both contain a lot of symbolism on top of being just beautiful flowers.
I have to point out on my last post that, considering inaction is what causes the other person to die, shooting yourself isn't really doin' anything but causing said person you love to now have two dead people on their hands.... It's very eerie how quick the lot of ya are to jump to that, though. Makes me worried 'bout the lot of ya. #self-harm #suicide
Shooting one's self in this scenario is not acceptable. As he said, it would only leave your loved one with more dead loved ones. Just because you can't face the consequences and would thus prefer to take yourself out instead, does not make you the hero in this situation. It makes you the coward.
I gotta ask some of you chittrfolk about this. Say you have a revolver. There's three shots in it. So a 50/50 shot at killing whoever you're shooting. You have to shoot someone you love in the head knowing those odds. If you don't, someone they love is going to die instead. Now imagine the person you hold most dear looking at you and telling you to pull the trigger just to spare this other person. The other person is telling you not to pull the trigger. What do you do in this situation?
Phil...I'm going to message you.
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I will not tell Sleuth about this, but goodness' sake, Mr. Eldran!
c< i MigHt Need sOMeONe 2 deliver sOMe weapONs 2 peOple, ONce i get tHis Next batcH ready, ill pay 4 safe traNspOrt, if aNyONe waNts 2 vOluNteer >c
I could do so for you, if you like. I recently acquired a ring that enables me to travel great distances in the blink of an eye.
c< ive gOt sOMe KitcHeNware sets beiN delivered iN MidNigHt City, sO, yeaH, tHatd be a Help! >c
c< we lOve 2 see it! alsO, Nice Of yOu 2 steal My pHrase <:P >c