SATURN CORP.
@saturnCorp
⌁AST GLUB SILENCER, ⌁OID KILLER, HEMO BREAKER, HUMAN TALKER, TROLL OF THE PEOPLE, HERO ⌁ITH A CAPITAL H. YOUR FRIEND, SATURN. AMA: https://forms.gle/CFKX36f2gFkrVQ7S9
|| STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE... ((OOC INFO)) || Name: SATURN. JUST SATURN. Positing any other name may result in fines and/or persecution. Age: 28 sweeps Alternian-born. Info about upbringing lost to redaction & omission. One can only assume he was raised with the strongest and purest of convictions given the end result... Left Alternia at 10 sweeps. Ping-ponged his way through being a bounty hunter, learning the art of arms dealing, artillery design, and geoclimate engineering. As per the autobiography, soon after was an encounter and kidnap by an exiled seadweller ship, the cause of his facial scar, the ship's unfortunate demise, and the birth of his dream of being Alternia's Hero. Several things happened in quick succession: - Returns to Alternia & arranges a meeting with HIC. - His proudest work, the satellite Zip It, paralyzes and kills G'lbglyob using a vast electric charge into the deepest oceans. - Orphaning is rendered defunct. The last troll to hold its title, lost in a whimper to artificial obscurity. - Traditional hemospectrum customs are outlawed, allowing for upward economic mobility...and upward cullings. Saturn nestles himself as the champion of retribution. HIC remains untouched. - Saturn Interstellar Corporation is appointed Alternia's economic pusher-beat, public relations, and bloody enforcer. Life is very different on this Alternia. The rest you will just have to find out zz;] Notable features: Lionfish stripes, venomous spines, premature white streak, red double scar through face from a plasma torch, dry skin & horns, tacky gills, bad asthma. Idiosyncracies: Unscrupulous moral backbone, chauvanistic tyrant, answers only to what he feels the universe owes him, OBNOXIOUS, twitchy trigger finger, thin skin, obsessive-compulsive hysterical sadist, thinks Alternian sociopolitical movements are a fine tool to sharpen his own self-importance on. Metatextually, the mun's Freudian chew toy. REFS BY MOI: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0aac2ad44755.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58141739906c.jpg
LET ME MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR, DADDYO HOLDS THE LEASH. HE IS NOT ON ANYONE'S LEASH. IF ANYTHING HE HOLDS HIS O⌁N LEASH IN ONE HAND AND E⌁ERYONE ELSE'S LEASH IN THE OTHER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
〔•෴•〕 < Sounds like you're tied up with something! Hoohoo! / *hic-yuck!*
Epic Cronus Ampora Strats.
For Now.
I'M A FANTASTIC MULTITASKER NOTHING IS TIED UP THAT I DIDN'T TIE UP MYSELF. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DID I DO SOMETHING TO YOU KID??? YOU PROJECTING SOME KINDA BOOHOO SOB STORY ONTO ME AND THAT'S ⌁HY YOU'RE CHE⌁ING ON THAT BONE E⌁ERY SINGLE TIME? AM I NOT GI⌁ING YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION??? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
No, I'm just giving you your respect!
HAHAHA, CUTE SHIT, BUT NO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ʚ( ❤︎h, G♡♡dness! I'm Glad Y♡u're In C♡ntr♡l ♡f Y♡urself Th♡ugh! <3 )ɞ
I DID AL⌁AYS HA⌁E A SOFT SPOT ⌁HEN IT COMES TO ZAPPING SHIT, I'LL GI⌁E YOU THAT. REALLY TIGHT RACE BET⌁EEN THAT AND AIRLOCKS IF I'M COMPLETELY HONEST. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
HERE AT SATURN CORP, ⌁E LO⌁E A GOOD OL CHEEKY "RE⌁ERSE CASTEISM" ROMP ONCE IN A GREEN MOON. ⌁HY ELSE ⌁OULD RETRIBUTION NIGHTS ON THE SATURN NET⌁ORK BE SO FUCKING POPULAR? REAL CASES, REAL ⌁ICTIMS, REAL RESTORATI⌁E JUSTICE ⌁ITH ALL THE BLUE N UP SPLATTERFEST YOU COULD ASK FOR. BEST PART IS ⌁E KEEP IT ALL NONLETHAL ON CAMERA TO CATER TO THE MORE FAINT-PUSHERED--CMON, ⌁E'RE NOT TOTAL MONSTERS HERE. ANY⌁AY, STAY TUNED FOR THIS ⌁EEK'S EPISODE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
@COLORFULCONNECTION ASKS: ʚ( BASIC QUESTI♡N, BUT D♡ Y♡U HA⌁E ANY H♡BBIES THAT Y♡U LIKE T♡ PARTAKE IN? )ɞ AL⌁AYS NICE SEEING SUCH A NICE FACE BEING SO CURIOUS ABOUT LITTLE OL ME, NOTHING BASIC ABOUT THAT AT ALL ZZ;) I'M A PRETTY BUSY GUY, BUT E⌁EN HEROES GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR THAT SELF CARE SHIT IF JUST TO INSPIRE THE HOPEFUL MASSES, RIGHT? I COLLECT EARTH GUITARS, JUST GOT A HENDRIX OG LAST PERIGREE ACTUALLY. I ⌁ORK OUT, BUT NOT TOO MUCH, I JUST KINDA NATURALLY LOOK LIKE THIS. I LO⌁E THOSE STUPID LITTLE DESK TOY THINGS THAT YOU SQUEEZE OR POKE OR ⌁HATE⌁ER. AAAND I'⌁E BEEN REALLY GETTING INTO GOING TO AT LEAST ONE LOCAL CLUB ON ⌁HICHE⌁ER PLANET I'M DOING FIELD ⌁ORK IN IN BUSINESS TRIPS LATELY, SEE ⌁HAT THE LOCAL CUISINE IS LIKE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. THE FOOD IS USUALLY PRETTY GOOD, TOO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ʚ( ❤︎hhh, H♡w Enthralling!!!! If Y♡u Ever C♡me T♡ Er♡sen, Can Y♡u Bring ♡ne ♡f Y♡ur Guitars? I'd Like T♡ See S♡mething Fr♡m Earth That Isn't Just A R♡mantic-c♡medy M♡vie! Xp )ɞ
SURE CAN, DOLL. I'LL MAKE SURE TO BRING ONE OF THE REAL SHO⌁STOPPERS FOR YOU TO GET FAMILIAR ⌁ITH ZZ;) ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SO, LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP. NE⌁S OF MY GENUINE DUPLICABILITY HA⌁E BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
@GLITTERINGACUITY ASKS: DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! JUST SAYING HI! I LIKE MEETING DIFFERENT ⌁ERSIONS OF MY FRIENDS. PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. SAY THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME SOMEONE'S MENTIONED SOME OTHER ME THAT AIN'T A GREENLIT BODY DOUBLE ON MY PAYROLL OR A SNOTNOSED ⌁ANNABE. STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE LIKE I BETTER MEET THIS SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, HUH? MIND SPILLING THE BEANS FOR ME, DOLLFACE? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
READING ONTO THE RECORD! not that many beans to spill! you're just very friendly & we talk occasionally ᴹ:)
DO ⌁E NO⌁? THAT'S CUTE AS SHIT. you ⌁ouldn't mind pointing me in the right direction of your friendly friend then right? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't see why not! @lovwerBoy look
THANKS S⌁EETHEART. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
⌁EEKLY HO⌁'S E⌁ERYONE'S GOING CHITT. MY NIGHT'S PRETTY GOOD, GOTTA LO⌁E INTERPLANETARY DIPLOMACY AND HANDS-ON MAKING PEACE CRAP. ⌁ERY HANDS ON THIS TIME AROUND, ACTUALLY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ʚ( L♡ve And Peace!!! https://file.garden/acha5wa0vhdp6dsa/rand♡m%20ph♡t♡s/d♡g-peace-sign-peace.png )ɞ
EXAAAACTLY. SAY AREN'T YOU JUST A TALL GLASS OF SPITFIRE IN A SMALL CAN PACKAGE. CHARMED TO MEET YOU S⌁EETHEART, I'D SAY I'M SORRY ⌁E AREN'T IN THE SAME UNI⌁ERSE TO CROSS PATHS IF THAT DIDN'T FLIRT DANGEROUSLY CLOSE ⌁ITH TREASON ZZ;) NICE TO SEE OTHER EMPRESSES TAKING GOOD ⌁ILL SO SERIOUSLY, YOU MUST BE A REAL DARLING FOR YOUR PEOPLE HUH? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! hi saturn! my night's also pretty good ᴹ:D
ʚ( ❤︎h, ♡h, G♡sh!! It's S♡ L♡vely T♡ Meet Y♡u, T♡♡! <3 i Kn♡w My Citizens L♡ve Me And My Reign, But It's Always S♡ Flattering Hearing C♡mpliments Fr♡m S♡me♡ne Else ♡utside ♡f Er♡sen! Y♡u Sh♡uld C♡me Visit, If Y♡u'd Ever Want T♡! )ɞ
IZZAT SO? FANFUCKINGTASTIC GLAD TO HEAR IT. ⌁HAT'S A FUN-LO⌁ING LEGAL HUSTLER LIKE YOURSELF DO TO HA⌁E A GOOD NIGHT? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! well, i'm grabbing coffee with a friend right now, then i've got tickets to a matinee production of Waiterrorizer. nothing crazy but it's been very nice! READING ONTO THE RECORD! interplanetary diplomacy sounds a lot more exciting, & i'd ask follow-up questions about it if i knew what that entailed even a little bit.
// OOC stuff to be added but in the same timeline as @saturnCorp. CEO's own personal Rebel and biggest hater.
*SATURN'S* FRIEND...K DUNNO IF I'D GO THAT FAR YET SUGAR, LEMME BUY YOU DINNER FIRST, ANY⌁AY. SATURN'S FRIEND ASKED: *SATURN*, ⌁HATS SO BAD ABOUT DENYING OKAY I'M GONNA OMIT THE LAST HALF OF THAT ONE, THIS IS GETTING JUST SILLY. NE⌁ER HEARD THAT NAME IN MY LIFE. MAYYYBE IN A HISTORY SCHOOLFEEDS SOME⌁HERE, BUT MOST OF THAT STUFF'S MADE UP OR LONG GONE OR EDITED BY THE OLD GUARD TO MAKE EM LOOK GOOD ANY⌁AY. BUMMER. YOU SHOULD REALLY ⌁ATCH ⌁HAT MISINFORMATION YOU PLUG INTO YOUR PAN, PUMPKIN. IT'LL KILL YOU SOMEDAY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
*SATURN*LO⌁ER69 ASKED: THANKS *SATURN*, THAT ⌁AS REALLY ILLUMINATING. P SURE THIS IS THE EXPOSITION PERSON BUT I ALSO LIKE TO THINK IT'S THE PERSON ⌁HO ASKED ABOUT THE JACKING OFF TOO. YOU'RE SO ⌁ERY FUCKING ⌁ELCOME, STRANGER THAT I'D LO⌁E TO GET TO KNO⌁ BETTER. ⌁HY DON'T YOU HOP IN MY MESSAGES AND ⌁E CAN TALK ABOUT IT MORE IN PRI⌁ATE? #SUGGESTI⌁E ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SOMEONE ASKED: HO⌁ OFTEN U JACKIN OFF CHEEKY, I LIKE IT ZZ;). ⌁HAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE SATURN AFTERLIGHT NET⌁ORK, BEST SPOT FOR TAKING CARE OF ALL KINDSA CEO-ROCKSTAR-AND-HIS-NER⌁OUS-FAN FANTASIES. NO⌁ COMES ⌁ITH HARD LIGHT INTERACTI⌁E HOLOGRAMS! BUT I'LL GI⌁E YOU THIS ONE FOR FREE: DON'T NEED TO JACK OFF ⌁HEN YOU GOT A HALF DOZEN S⌁EETHEARTS JUST GAGGING FOR IT. THAT SAID, EH, MAYBE ONCE OR T⌁ICE A ⌁EEK JUST FOR THE TLC. #NSF⌁ ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SOMEONE ASKED: DO YOU HA⌁E RINGS? SURE DO. I KEEP EM AT HOME FOR THE PENCIL PUSHING CI⌁ILIAN SIDE OF SHIT MOSTLY SINCE THEY GET IN THE ⌁AY ⌁ITH HANDS-ON ⌁ORK. ⌁OULDN'T ⌁ANT THEM TO GET STAINED TOO BADLY. I'LL TAKE SOME PICS LATER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
im a good good guy obviously
SOMEONE ASKS: HI *SATURN.* CAN YOU TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR TIMELINE? YOU MADE A FUN LITTLE TYPO THERE KITTEN, FIXED IT FOR YOU. MUST'⌁E HAD A MINOR PAN ANYEURISM OR SOMETHING YOU MIGHT ⌁ANNA GET THAT CHECKED OUT. NOTE TO MY DESK MONKEYS, MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE SOMETHING ABOUT CHITTR HANDLE AND IP ADDRESS FOR THE FUTURE SO ⌁E CAN SEND MEDICAL CARE ASAP TO ANYONE ELSE THAT DOESN'T HA⌁E A FUCKING FUNCTIONAL PAN. ANY⌁AY! SURE I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT IT. ⌁ELL FOR ONE, ALTERNIA IS OUT OF ITS DARK AGES AFTER A ⌁ALIANT NEAR-BLOODLESS RESTRUCTURE. I STARTED IN HUMBLE BEGINNINGS, JUST A SIMPLE SELF-EXILED TROLL OPENING HIS EYES TO THE REST OF HO⌁ THE UNI⌁ERSE ⌁ORKS, SICK OF THE SOCIOPATHIC BLOODSHED IN HIS HOME. SEE, IT ⌁OULD HA⌁E BEEN EASY TO TURN MY BACK ON MY FELLO⌁ TROLLKIND, BUT I KNE⌁ DEEP IN MY PUSHER I HAD TO COME BACK SOMEDAY AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. SO, I (BRA⌁ELY NOT KNO⌁ING THE OUTCOME BUT ALSO DAMN FUCKING CLEAR THAT IT ⌁AS GONNA BE BADASS AND HEROIC) DID ⌁HAT NO OTHER TROLL HAS DONE BEFORE, AND SET MY SIGHTS ON A DEAL THAT HIC HERSELF COULDN'T REFUSE. I ⌁ON'T BOG YOUR PAN DAMAGED NOGGIN ⌁ITH THE ⌁HOLE SCOPE OF IT, BUT SHORT STORY MADE SHORTER? THAT LOUDMOUTH HORROR SQUID ⌁E ALL BEEN AQUI⌁ER O⌁ER SINCE ⌁E FIRST MOLTED IS PERMANENTLY OUT OF COMMISSION. HIC HERSELF ⌁AS MO⌁ED TO TRUE EMPATHETIC TEARS BY THE COSMIC EFFORT ⌁E PULLED OFF AND HER PUSHER GRE⌁ THREE SIZES THAT DAY. NO MORE DEAD LUSII, NO MORE HEMOTYPE-BASED CULLINGS SA⌁E FOR THE TELE⌁ISED RECIPROCITY COURT THAT COMES ON AT 1800 E⌁ERY CYCLE (RATINGS JUST DOUBLED BY THE ⌁AY), SATURN CORP. IS COMMITTED TO MERIT-BASED COMPETITION, THE MERGER OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE ⌁ITH EARTH ⌁ENT OFF GORGEOUSLY FI⌁E S⌁EEPS AGO. AND HEY! E⌁EN THE OCEANS ARE FINALLY BOUNCING BACK A LITTLE THANKS TO OUR ECOLOGICAL TEAM ⌁ORKING AROUND THE CLOCK. THEY FIGURE IT SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY LI⌁EABLE AGAIN IN AS LITTLE AS TEN MORE S⌁EEPS. SO YEAH, I'D SAY LIFE IS PRETTY GREAT IN THIS TIMELINE IF YOU'RE E⌁ER THINKING OF STARTING O⌁ER SOME⌁HERE NE⌁. THANKS FOR THE CHANCE FOR THE PROMO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
FIGURED I COULD THRO⌁ MY HAT INTO THE RING ⌁ITH ONE OF THOSE AMA THINGS. I'M AN OPEN BOOK, I KNO⌁ THE INTER⌁IE⌁S DON'T AL⌁AYS CAPTURE THE IN SITU ENERGY BUT I PROMISE I'M JUST A FLESH AND BLOOD TROLL JUST LIKE YOU. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/BHM⌁SL176RGYM59Z7 ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
FINISHED THE NE⌁ REHASH OF THE HQ OFFICE. I KNO⌁ YOU'RE PROBABLY ⌁ONDERING, SATURN, DIDN'T YOU JUST REMODEL? AND THE ANS⌁ER IS NO YOU POOR FUMBLING MORON I REMODELED THE OFFSITE OFFICE ONE ⌁EEK AGO, THIS IS DIFFERENT AND E⌁EN BETTER, KEEP UP. ANY⌁AY TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME LINEUP. JUST ME AND THE BEST PEOPLE I KNO⌁. LET'S HOPE I DON'T GET TOO DISTRACTED BY ALL THE PRETTY FACES, HUH? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] iz it n0t intimidating having tth0ze eyez 0n y0u? [END MESSAGE]
the three heads all fo(using on a single point is a ni(e tou(h
⌁HAT, MY O⌁N EYES??? GET REAL THERES NO ONE ELSE I'D RATHER HA⌁E IN THE ROOM ⌁ITH ME. BUT HEY, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT IT TAKING A SPECIAL KINDA PERSON TO HA⌁E GOOD TASTE AND THE STAMINA FOR THEIR O⌁N COMPANY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
..⌁HAT? OH! HAHA THAT. YEAH THAT'S A FUN LITTLE QUIRK, IT'S FUN ⌁HEN THEY FOCUS ON ⌁HOE⌁ER'S SITTING ON THE COUCH TOO, REALLY MAKES EM SQUIRM A LITTLE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee. az 10ng az y0u enj0y it. [END MESSAGE]
OH SCRE⌁ YOU IT'S GREAT. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
You don't even have one gold bust of yourself to f-ll out all that negat-ve space. For shame.
GOLD BUST? GOLD BUST??? PUMPKIN I GOT PLENTY OF GOLD BUSTS, I JUST HAD A STROKE OF TASTEFUL MODESTY THAT TOLD ME "NO SATURN, LEA⌁E THE GOLD BUSTS OUT IN THE REST OF THE BUILDING FOR THE TEAM TO APPRECIATE, DON'T HOG E⌁ERYTHING FOR YOURSELF." OH HEY THOUGH, I TOTALLY GOTTA POST PICS OF THE NE⌁EST STATUE IN GOREGOTHAM. IT'S LIKE, ME HOLDING A GRUB AND READING A BOOK AT THE SAME TIME OR SOMETHING, IT'S GREAT. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
OF COURSE I ENJOY IT ⌁HY ⌁OULD I DO ALLATHAT UNLESS I FOUND IT SUPREMELY FUCKING ENJOYABLE. I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN THOUGH, AREN'T YOU A S⌁EETHEART. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
LEGALIZE. NUCLEAR. 8OM8S.
SWAG MESSIAH
YES
legalize you getting a better haircut
AND GIVE ME ONE
8a8es, you wish you could have hair as luxurious as I. Don't even kid yourself. ::::)
Granted effective immediately upon legalization.
⌁O⌁, YOU FOLKS JUST POST THAT STUFF FOR FREE HUH? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ANY⌁AY I'M GONNA STEAL THAT BLUEY'S IDEA, STUPID AS IT IS, AND DO ⌁HAT I DO BEST TO TURN IT INTO SOME GOLD. NOT THAT THIS MATTERS FOR ANY OF YOU POOR BASTARDS ELSE⌁HERE, BUT AS OF TODAY HERE ON SATURN CORP TURF IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE JADE OR UNDER TO JUST UP AND DIE. YOU'RE ⌁ELCOME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
YEAH THEY PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THAT. DOGS USUALLY DO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SO HO⌁'S E⌁ERYONE ELSE'S NIGHT GOING? GOOD? FIGHTING THE GOOD MISERABLE DEPRESSING FIGHT OUT THERE? THAT'S COOL. ME? MY NIGHT'S BEEN PRETTY S⌁EET. JUST GOT BACK FROM THIS FUN CEREMONY THINGY FOR THE EARTH MERGER ANNI⌁ERSARY, GOT A KEY TO THE CITY AND E⌁ERYTHING. AN ACTUAL FUCKING KEY. SO THAT'S COOL. MIGHT POP SOME CORKS ⌁ITH SOMEONE SPECIAL ABOUT IT LATER ON IF YOU KNO⌁ ⌁HAT I MEAN. YOU DO KNO⌁ ⌁HAT I MEAN, RIGHT? #SUGGESTI⌁E ANY⌁AYYYY E⌁ERYONE ELSE TELL ME HO⌁ LIFE'S GOING. OR, HEY, NOT GOING, HAHA. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
G⚣t an ⚣min⚣us pr⚣mise ⚣n a future event but n⚣t much else 030 what kind ⚣f drinks were y⚣u thinking ⚣f t⚣ celebrate?
YEAH YEAH FUTURE ⌁ERY NICE ⌁ERY COOL SOUNDS GOOD. AS FOR DRINKS, ⌁ELL, I'M AL⌁AYS ⌁EAK FOR THE BUBBLY TYPES. ANYTHING THAT GETS ALL SHAKEN UP N CRACKS UNDER PRESSURE, YKNO⌁. ⌁HY, YOU HA⌁E SOMETHING IN MIND S⌁EETHEART? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
I was just curi⚣us! It's been a while but I l⚣ve the taste ⚣f a g⚣⚣d expensive mead -3-
HUH. JUST A FE⌁ PINTS SHY OF A FULL KEG THERE ARENTCHA? THAT'S FINE, I DIG EM S⌁EET AND NOT MUCH ELSE TOO. SO YOU INTO THE CLASSY SHIT ALL BY YOURSELF OR YOU LIKE TO PARTY? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
I like t⚣ have fun -3- What's the p⚣int ⚣f drinking if y⚣u're n⚣t g⚣nna enj⚣y it y⚣u kn⚣w?