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LET ME MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR, DADDYO HOLDS THE LEASH. HE IS NOT ON ANYONE'S LEASH. IF ANYTHING HE HOLDS HIS O⌁N LEASH IN ONE HAND AND E⌁ERYONE ELSE'S LEASH IN THE OTHER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
〔•෴•〕 < Sounds like you're tied up with something! Hoohoo! / *hic-yuck!*
I'M A FANTASTIC MULTITASKER NOTHING IS TIED UP THAT I DIDN'T TIE UP MYSELF. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DID I DO SOMETHING TO YOU KID??? YOU PROJECTING SOME KINDA BOOHOO SOB STORY ONTO ME AND THAT'S ⌁HY YOU'RE CHE⌁ING ON THAT BONE E⌁ERY SINGLE TIME? AM I NOT GI⌁ING YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION??? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
HAHAHA, CUTE SHIT, BUT NO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ʚ( ❤︎h, G♡♡dness! I'm Glad Y♡u're In C♡ntr♡l ♡f Y♡urself Th♡ugh! <3 )ɞ
I DID AL⌁AYS HA⌁E A SOFT SPOT ⌁HEN IT COMES TO ZAPPING SHIT, I'LL GI⌁E YOU THAT. REALLY TIGHT RACE BET⌁EEN THAT AND AIRLOCKS IF I'M COMPLETELY HONEST. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
HERE AT SATURN CORP, ⌁E LO⌁E A GOOD OL CHEEKY "RE⌁ERSE CASTEISM" ROMP ONCE IN A GREEN MOON. ⌁HY ELSE ⌁OULD RETRIBUTION NIGHTS ON THE SATURN NET⌁ORK BE SO FUCKING POPULAR? REAL CASES, REAL ⌁ICTIMS, REAL RESTORATI⌁E JUSTICE ⌁ITH ALL THE BLUE N UP SPLATTERFEST YOU COULD ASK FOR. BEST PART IS ⌁E KEEP IT ALL NONLETHAL ON CAMERA TO CATER TO THE MORE FAINT-PUSHERED--CMON, ⌁E'RE NOT TOTAL MONSTERS HERE. ANY⌁AY, STAY TUNED FOR THIS ⌁EEK'S EPISODE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
@COLORFULCONNECTION ASKS: ʚ( BASIC QUESTI♡N, BUT D♡ Y♡U HA⌁E ANY H♡BBIES THAT Y♡U LIKE T♡ PARTAKE IN? )ɞ AL⌁AYS NICE SEEING SUCH A NICE FACE BEING SO CURIOUS ABOUT LITTLE OL ME, NOTHING BASIC ABOUT THAT AT ALL ZZ;) I'M A PRETTY BUSY GUY, BUT E⌁EN HEROES GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR THAT SELF CARE SHIT IF JUST TO INSPIRE THE HOPEFUL MASSES, RIGHT? I COLLECT EARTH GUITARS, JUST GOT A HENDRIX OG LAST PERIGREE ACTUALLY. I ⌁ORK OUT, BUT NOT TOO MUCH, I JUST KINDA NATURALLY LOOK LIKE THIS. I LO⌁E THOSE STUPID LITTLE DESK TOY THINGS THAT YOU SQUEEZE OR POKE OR ⌁HATE⌁ER. AAAND I'⌁E BEEN REALLY GETTING INTO GOING TO AT LEAST ONE LOCAL CLUB ON ⌁HICHE⌁ER PLANET I'M DOING FIELD ⌁ORK IN IN BUSINESS TRIPS LATELY, SEE ⌁HAT THE LOCAL CUISINE IS LIKE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. THE FOOD IS USUALLY PRETTY GOOD, TOO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ʚ( ❤︎hhh, H♡w Enthralling!!!! If Y♡u Ever C♡me T♡ Er♡sen, Can Y♡u Bring ♡ne ♡f Y♡ur Guitars? I'd Like T♡ See S♡mething Fr♡m Earth That Isn't Just A R♡mantic-c♡medy M♡vie! Xp )ɞ
SURE CAN, DOLL. I'LL MAKE SURE TO BRING ONE OF THE REAL SHO⌁STOPPERS FOR YOU TO GET FAMILIAR ⌁ITH ZZ;) ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SO, LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP. NE⌁S OF MY GENUINE DUPLICABILITY HA⌁E BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
@GLITTERINGACUITY ASKS: DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! JUST SAYING HI! I LIKE MEETING DIFFERENT ⌁ERSIONS OF MY FRIENDS. PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. SAY THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME SOMEONE'S MENTIONED SOME OTHER ME THAT AIN'T A GREENLIT BODY DOUBLE ON MY PAYROLL OR A SNOTNOSED ⌁ANNABE. STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE LIKE I BETTER MEET THIS SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, HUH? MIND SPILLING THE BEANS FOR ME, DOLLFACE? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
READING ONTO THE RECORD! not that many beans to spill! you're just very friendly & we talk occasionally ᴹ:)
DO ⌁E NO⌁? THAT'S CUTE AS SHIT. you ⌁ouldn't mind pointing me in the right direction of your friendly friend then right? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't see why not! @lovwerBoy look
THANKS S⌁EETHEART. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
⌁EEKLY HO⌁'S E⌁ERYONE'S GOING CHITT. MY NIGHT'S PRETTY GOOD, GOTTA LO⌁E INTERPLANETARY DIPLOMACY AND HANDS-ON MAKING PEACE CRAP. ⌁ERY HANDS ON THIS TIME AROUND, ACTUALLY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ʚ( L♡ve And Peace!!! https://file.garden/acha5wa0vhdp6dsa/rand♡m%20ph♡t♡s/d♡g-peace-sign-peace.png )ɞ
EXAAAACTLY. SAY AREN'T YOU JUST A TALL GLASS OF SPITFIRE IN A SMALL CAN PACKAGE. CHARMED TO MEET YOU S⌁EETHEART, I'D SAY I'M SORRY ⌁E AREN'T IN THE SAME UNI⌁ERSE TO CROSS PATHS IF THAT DIDN'T FLIRT DANGEROUSLY CLOSE ⌁ITH TREASON ZZ;) NICE TO SEE OTHER EMPRESSES TAKING GOOD ⌁ILL SO SERIOUSLY, YOU MUST BE A REAL DARLING FOR YOUR PEOPLE HUH? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! hi saturn! my night's also pretty good ᴹ:D
ʚ( ❤︎h, ♡h, G♡sh!! It's S♡ L♡vely T♡ Meet Y♡u, T♡♡! <3 i Kn♡w My Citizens L♡ve Me And My Reign, But It's Always S♡ Flattering Hearing C♡mpliments Fr♡m S♡me♡ne Else ♡utside ♡f Er♡sen! Y♡u Sh♡uld C♡me Visit, If Y♡u'd Ever Want T♡! )ɞ
IZZAT SO? FANFUCKINGTASTIC GLAD TO HEAR IT. ⌁HAT'S A FUN-LO⌁ING LEGAL HUSTLER LIKE YOURSELF DO TO HA⌁E A GOOD NIGHT? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! well, i'm grabbing coffee with a friend right now, then i've got tickets to a matinee production of Waiterrorizer. nothing crazy but it's been very nice! READING ONTO THE RECORD! interplanetary diplomacy sounds a lot more exciting, & i'd ask follow-up questions about it if i knew what that entailed even a little bit.
*SATURN'S* FRIEND...K DUNNO IF I'D GO THAT FAR YET SUGAR, LEMME BUY YOU DINNER FIRST, ANY⌁AY. SATURN'S FRIEND ASKED: *SATURN*, ⌁HATS SO BAD ABOUT DENYING OKAY I'M GONNA OMIT THE LAST HALF OF THAT ONE, THIS IS GETTING JUST SILLY. NE⌁ER HEARD THAT NAME IN MY LIFE. MAYYYBE IN A HISTORY SCHOOLFEEDS SOME⌁HERE, BUT MOST OF THAT STUFF'S MADE UP OR LONG GONE OR EDITED BY THE OLD GUARD TO MAKE EM LOOK GOOD ANY⌁AY. BUMMER. YOU SHOULD REALLY ⌁ATCH ⌁HAT MISINFORMATION YOU PLUG INTO YOUR PAN, PUMPKIN. IT'LL KILL YOU SOMEDAY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
*SATURN*LO⌁ER69 ASKED: THANKS *SATURN*, THAT ⌁AS REALLY ILLUMINATING. P SURE THIS IS THE EXPOSITION PERSON BUT I ALSO LIKE TO THINK IT'S THE PERSON ⌁HO ASKED ABOUT THE JACKING OFF TOO. YOU'RE SO ⌁ERY FUCKING ⌁ELCOME, STRANGER THAT I'D LO⌁E TO GET TO KNO⌁ BETTER. ⌁HY DON'T YOU HOP IN MY MESSAGES AND ⌁E CAN TALK ABOUT IT MORE IN PRI⌁ATE? #SUGGESTI⌁E ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SOMEONE ASKED: HO⌁ OFTEN U JACKIN OFF CHEEKY, I LIKE IT ZZ;). ⌁HAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE SATURN AFTERLIGHT NET⌁ORK, BEST SPOT FOR TAKING CARE OF ALL KINDSA CEO-ROCKSTAR-AND-HIS-NER⌁OUS-FAN FANTASIES. NO⌁ COMES ⌁ITH HARD LIGHT INTERACTI⌁E HOLOGRAMS! BUT I'LL GI⌁E YOU THIS ONE FOR FREE: DON'T NEED TO JACK OFF ⌁HEN YOU GOT A HALF DOZEN S⌁EETHEARTS JUST GAGGING FOR IT. THAT SAID, EH, MAYBE ONCE OR T⌁ICE A ⌁EEK JUST FOR THE TLC. #NSF⌁ ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SOMEONE ASKED: DO YOU HA⌁E RINGS? SURE DO. I KEEP EM AT HOME FOR THE PENCIL PUSHING CI⌁ILIAN SIDE OF SHIT MOSTLY SINCE THEY GET IN THE ⌁AY ⌁ITH HANDS-ON ⌁ORK. ⌁OULDN'T ⌁ANT THEM TO GET STAINED TOO BADLY. I'LL TAKE SOME PICS LATER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SOMEONE ASKS: HI *SATURN.* CAN YOU TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR TIMELINE? YOU MADE A FUN LITTLE TYPO THERE KITTEN, FIXED IT FOR YOU. MUST'⌁E HAD A MINOR PAN ANYEURISM OR SOMETHING YOU MIGHT ⌁ANNA GET THAT CHECKED OUT. NOTE TO MY DESK MONKEYS, MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE SOMETHING ABOUT CHITTR HANDLE AND IP ADDRESS FOR THE FUTURE SO ⌁E CAN SEND MEDICAL CARE ASAP TO ANYONE ELSE THAT DOESN'T HA⌁E A FUCKING FUNCTIONAL PAN. ANY⌁AY! SURE I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT IT. ⌁ELL FOR ONE, ALTERNIA IS OUT OF ITS DARK AGES AFTER A ⌁ALIANT NEAR-BLOODLESS RESTRUCTURE. I STARTED IN HUMBLE BEGINNINGS, JUST A SIMPLE SELF-EXILED TROLL OPENING HIS EYES TO THE REST OF HO⌁ THE UNI⌁ERSE ⌁ORKS, SICK OF THE SOCIOPATHIC BLOODSHED IN HIS HOME. SEE, IT ⌁OULD HA⌁E BEEN EASY TO TURN MY BACK ON MY FELLO⌁ TROLLKIND, BUT I KNE⌁ DEEP IN MY PUSHER I HAD TO COME BACK SOMEDAY AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. SO, I (BRA⌁ELY NOT KNO⌁ING THE OUTCOME BUT ALSO DAMN FUCKING CLEAR THAT IT ⌁AS GONNA BE BADASS AND HEROIC) DID ⌁HAT NO OTHER TROLL HAS DONE BEFORE, AND SET MY SIGHTS ON A DEAL THAT HIC HERSELF COULDN'T REFUSE. I ⌁ON'T BOG YOUR PAN DAMAGED NOGGIN ⌁ITH THE ⌁HOLE SCOPE OF IT, BUT SHORT STORY MADE SHORTER? THAT LOUDMOUTH HORROR SQUID ⌁E ALL BEEN AQUI⌁ER O⌁ER SINCE ⌁E FIRST MOLTED IS PERMANENTLY OUT OF COMMISSION. HIC HERSELF ⌁AS MO⌁ED TO TRUE EMPATHETIC TEARS BY THE COSMIC EFFORT ⌁E PULLED OFF AND HER PUSHER GRE⌁ THREE SIZES THAT DAY. NO MORE DEAD LUSII, NO MORE HEMOTYPE-BASED CULLINGS SA⌁E FOR THE TELE⌁ISED RECIPROCITY COURT THAT COMES ON AT 1800 E⌁ERY CYCLE (RATINGS JUST DOUBLED BY THE ⌁AY), SATURN CORP. IS COMMITTED TO MERIT-BASED COMPETITION, THE MERGER OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE ⌁ITH EARTH ⌁ENT OFF GORGEOUSLY FI⌁E S⌁EEPS AGO. AND HEY! E⌁EN THE OCEANS ARE FINALLY BOUNCING BACK A LITTLE THANKS TO OUR ECOLOGICAL TEAM ⌁ORKING AROUND THE CLOCK. THEY FIGURE IT SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY LI⌁EABLE AGAIN IN AS LITTLE AS TEN MORE S⌁EEPS. SO YEAH, I'D SAY LIFE IS PRETTY GREAT IN THIS TIMELINE IF YOU'RE E⌁ER THINKING OF STARTING O⌁ER SOME⌁HERE NE⌁. THANKS FOR THE CHANCE FOR THE PROMO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
FIGURED I COULD THRO⌁ MY HAT INTO THE RING ⌁ITH ONE OF THOSE AMA THINGS. I'M AN OPEN BOOK, I KNO⌁ THE INTER⌁IE⌁S DON'T AL⌁AYS CAPTURE THE IN SITU ENERGY BUT I PROMISE I'M JUST A FLESH AND BLOOD TROLL JUST LIKE YOU. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/BHM⌁SL176RGYM59Z7 ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
FINISHED THE NE⌁ REHASH OF THE HQ OFFICE. I KNO⌁ YOU'RE PROBABLY ⌁ONDERING, SATURN, DIDN'T YOU JUST REMODEL? AND THE ANS⌁ER IS NO YOU POOR FUMBLING MORON I REMODELED THE OFFSITE OFFICE ONE ⌁EEK AGO, THIS IS DIFFERENT AND E⌁EN BETTER, KEEP UP. ANY⌁AY TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME LINEUP. JUST ME AND THE BEST PEOPLE I KNO⌁. LET'S HOPE I DON'T GET TOO DISTRACTED BY ALL THE PRETTY FACES, HUH? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] iz it n0t intimidating having tth0ze eyez 0n y0u? [END MESSAGE]
the three heads all fo(using on a single point is a ni(e tou(h
⌁HAT, MY O⌁N EYES??? GET REAL THERES NO ONE ELSE I'D RATHER HA⌁E IN THE ROOM ⌁ITH ME. BUT HEY, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT IT TAKING A SPECIAL KINDA PERSON TO HA⌁E GOOD TASTE AND THE STAMINA FOR THEIR O⌁N COMPANY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
..⌁HAT? OH! HAHA THAT. YEAH THAT'S A FUN LITTLE QUIRK, IT'S FUN ⌁HEN THEY FOCUS ON ⌁HOE⌁ER'S SITTING ON THE COUCH TOO, REALLY MAKES EM SQUIRM A LITTLE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
OH SCRE⌁ YOU IT'S GREAT. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
You don't even have one gold bust of yourself to f-ll out all that negat-ve space. For shame.
GOLD BUST? GOLD BUST??? PUMPKIN I GOT PLENTY OF GOLD BUSTS, I JUST HAD A STROKE OF TASTEFUL MODESTY THAT TOLD ME "NO SATURN, LEA⌁E THE GOLD BUSTS OUT IN THE REST OF THE BUILDING FOR THE TEAM TO APPRECIATE, DON'T HOG E⌁ERYTHING FOR YOURSELF." OH HEY THOUGH, I TOTALLY GOTTA POST PICS OF THE NE⌁EST STATUE IN GOREGOTHAM. IT'S LIKE, ME HOLDING A GRUB AND READING A BOOK AT THE SAME TIME OR SOMETHING, IT'S GREAT. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
OF COURSE I ENJOY IT ⌁HY ⌁OULD I DO ALLATHAT UNLESS I FOUND IT SUPREMELY FUCKING ENJOYABLE. I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN THOUGH, AREN'T YOU A S⌁EETHEART. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
⌁O⌁, YOU FOLKS JUST POST THAT STUFF FOR FREE HUH? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ANY⌁AY I'M GONNA STEAL THAT BLUEY'S IDEA, STUPID AS IT IS, AND DO ⌁HAT I DO BEST TO TURN IT INTO SOME GOLD. NOT THAT THIS MATTERS FOR ANY OF YOU POOR BASTARDS ELSE⌁HERE, BUT AS OF TODAY HERE ON SATURN CORP TURF IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE JADE OR UNDER TO JUST UP AND DIE. YOU'RE ⌁ELCOME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
YEAH THEY PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THAT. DOGS USUALLY DO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SO HO⌁'S E⌁ERYONE ELSE'S NIGHT GOING? GOOD? FIGHTING THE GOOD MISERABLE DEPRESSING FIGHT OUT THERE? THAT'S COOL. ME? MY NIGHT'S BEEN PRETTY S⌁EET. JUST GOT BACK FROM THIS FUN CEREMONY THINGY FOR THE EARTH MERGER ANNI⌁ERSARY, GOT A KEY TO THE CITY AND E⌁ERYTHING. AN ACTUAL FUCKING KEY. SO THAT'S COOL. MIGHT POP SOME CORKS ⌁ITH SOMEONE SPECIAL ABOUT IT LATER ON IF YOU KNO⌁ ⌁HAT I MEAN. YOU DO KNO⌁ ⌁HAT I MEAN, RIGHT? #SUGGESTI⌁E ANY⌁AYYYY E⌁ERYONE ELSE TELL ME HO⌁ LIFE'S GOING. OR, HEY, NOT GOING, HAHA. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
G⚣t an ⚣min⚣us pr⚣mise ⚣n a future event but n⚣t much else 030 what kind ⚣f drinks were y⚣u thinking ⚣f t⚣ celebrate?
YEAH YEAH FUTURE ⌁ERY NICE ⌁ERY COOL SOUNDS GOOD. AS FOR DRINKS, ⌁ELL, I'M AL⌁AYS ⌁EAK FOR THE BUBBLY TYPES. ANYTHING THAT GETS ALL SHAKEN UP N CRACKS UNDER PRESSURE, YKNO⌁. ⌁HY, YOU HA⌁E SOMETHING IN MIND S⌁EETHEART? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
I was just curi⚣us! It's been a while but I l⚣ve the taste ⚣f a g⚣⚣d expensive mead -3-
HUH. JUST A FE⌁ PINTS SHY OF A FULL KEG THERE ARENTCHA? THAT'S FINE, I DIG EM S⌁EET AND NOT MUCH ELSE TOO. SO YOU INTO THE CLASSY SHIT ALL BY YOURSELF OR YOU LIKE TO PARTY? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
I like t⚣ have fun -3- What's the p⚣int ⚣f drinking if y⚣u're n⚣t g⚣nna enj⚣y it y⚣u kn⚣w?
SEE THAT'S THE PROBLEM ⌁ITH MOST FOLKS, NO ONE-OF-A-KIND CLASS. YOU ⌁OULDN'T CATCH ME DEAD ⌁ITH SOME UNAUTHORIZED T⌁O-CAEGAR IMPERSONATOR ⌁ALTZING AROUND. ...OK, NAH, I LIE, YOU MIGHT JUST HAHAHA. PLENTY OF FANBOYS N GIRLS JUST SLOBBERING AT THE CHOPS TO COSPLAY GOOD OL SATURN. SOME PRETTY GOOD ONES OUT THERE TOO, NO⌁ THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
sa...turn....? (did i miss out on something did something happen that i nevwer knewv of?)
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS PRETTY FUNNY! I MEAN IT'S CUTE, MOSTLY, IF THEY'RE AT LEAST A 8 OR 9 OUTTA 10, BUT FUNNY TOO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
⌁HOA HEY THIS ONE'S GOT SOME KINDA SLO⌁ THING GOING ON. YES BUDDY, YOU DID GREAT, MY NAME IS SATURN! GOOD JOB! ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
YKNO⌁ IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY YOU'RE THE SECOND GUY TO SAY THAT TO ME TODAY. MAYBE I SHOULD MEET A GUY HUH? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
(( if you need to know anything about ceo then this is what you need to know )) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36dC1jwsdfA
ALSO, SINCE I AM A TROLL OF MY ⌁ORD, @TIMAEUSTAMER GETS FI⌁E GRAND ⌁IRED O⌁ER PRONTO FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD SPORT. TELL YOU ⌁HAT I'LL E⌁EN FOOT THE HOSPITAL BILL HAHA I KNO⌁ YOU GUYS ARE SQUISHY ⌁ITH THE BLOOD LOSS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁