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*thr0ugh tears* *0penly s0bbing* wh0 want me
JUST CHECKED YOUR PROFILE. NO NEED TO CRY SO FUCKING HARD BABY, I COULD GET INTO IT. ⌁HAT'S YOUR FA⌁ORITE PLACE TO EAT? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DON'T GET TO... HOLD UP, HO⌁ OLD ARE YOU, PLEASE TELL ME YOU AIN'T PREMOLT LI⌁ING ⌁ITH YOUR LUSUS OR SOMETHING.
DAMN THEN ⌁HAT'S STOPPING YOU? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
LET ME MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR, DADDYO HOLDS THE LEASH. HE IS NOT ON ANYONE'S LEASH. IF ANYTHING HE HOLDS HIS O⌁N LEASH IN ONE HAND AND E⌁ERYONE ELSE'S LEASH IN THE OTHER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
〔•෴•〕 < Sounds like you're tied up with something! Hoohoo! / *hic-yuck!*
Epic Cronus Ampora Strats.
For Now.
I'M A FANTASTIC MULTITASKER NOTHING IS TIED UP THAT I DIDN'T TIE UP MYSELF. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DID I DO SOMETHING TO YOU KID??? YOU PROJECTING SOME KINDA BOOHOO SOB STORY ONTO ME AND THAT'S ⌁HY YOU'RE CHE⌁ING ON THAT BONE E⌁ERY SINGLE TIME? AM I NOT GI⌁ING YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION??? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
HAHAHA, CUTE SHIT, BUT NO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
everyone wants to do petpLLay untiLL i teLLLL them to get in the carrier because were going to the vet
THE ⌁ET PART IS A FUCKING DRAG. BORING AS HELL IN THERE AND YOU GET A NASTY CHARLIE HORSE AFTER AN HOUR. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
FOR MY PETS. I MEAN THEY GET ALL CRAMPED UP AND THAT YEAH I GOTTA S⌁EETEN THE DEAL FOR MY PETS TO KEEP EM SATISFIED IN THERE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
THEY. THEY ARE GETTING CRAMPS CAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE BIG PAPA'S CRATE TRAINING. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
Calling an actual violet blooded officer of the fleet a bootlicker is super highly inadvisable actually. Baby, they're wearing the boots.
EH, SOME BOOTS'RE LICKIER THAN OTHERS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
I can't speak to the goings on of the upper crust Cron I mean Saturn
HEY HEY NO UPPER CRUST LEFT HERE, PAL. CRUSTS CUT OFF AND E⌁ERYTHING, EARTH SMUCKER'S UNCRUSTABLES E⌁EN. THAT SAID, SOME OF THE OLD ⌁ORLD STRAGGLERS HANGING AROUND THE CORNERS? TOOOOOTALLY BOOTS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
Listening and learning. Well, as you know, I live on an Alternia where the empire is alive and well.
I KNO⌁ RIGHT THAT SUCKS FOR YOU. REALLY SUCKS. MY PUSHER IS BLEEDING FOR YOU ACTUALLY. IF THERE ⌁AS A ⌁AY I COULD GET TO RELI⌁E THE ENTIRE FIRE N FANFARE ALL O⌁ER AGAIN JUST FOR YOU, I ⌁OULD. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
Thanks Mr. Ampora.
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T KNO⌁ ⌁HERE YOU'RE GETTING THAT NAME FROM, KIDDO. ⌁AS IT SOMETHING I SAID? YOUR ⌁IRES CROSSED? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
makes me happy t'see folks also not standin' for this speCtrum bullshit. not foolin' myself into thinkin' there's 6onna be a revolution, but it's niCe.
MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK S⌁EETHEART ZZ;) BUUUUUT I'LL HAND IT TO YOU ⌁ITHOUT ME I DUNNO HO⌁ GOOD YOUR CHANCES OF A SUCCESSFUL ONE ARE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
@COLORFULCONNECTION ASKS: ʚ( BASIC QUESTI♡N, BUT D♡ Y♡U HA⌁E ANY H♡BBIES THAT Y♡U LIKE T♡ PARTAKE IN? )ɞ AL⌁AYS NICE SEEING SUCH A NICE FACE BEING SO CURIOUS ABOUT LITTLE OL ME, NOTHING BASIC ABOUT THAT AT ALL ZZ;) I'M A PRETTY BUSY GUY, BUT E⌁EN HEROES GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR THAT SELF CARE SHIT IF JUST TO INSPIRE THE HOPEFUL MASSES, RIGHT? I COLLECT EARTH GUITARS, JUST GOT A HENDRIX OG LAST PERIGREE ACTUALLY. I ⌁ORK OUT, BUT NOT TOO MUCH, I JUST KINDA NATURALLY LOOK LIKE THIS. I LO⌁E THOSE STUPID LITTLE DESK TOY THINGS THAT YOU SQUEEZE OR POKE OR ⌁HATE⌁ER. AAAND I'⌁E BEEN REALLY GETTING INTO GOING TO AT LEAST ONE LOCAL CLUB ON ⌁HICHE⌁ER PLANET I'M DOING FIELD ⌁ORK IN IN BUSINESS TRIPS LATELY, SEE ⌁HAT THE LOCAL CUISINE IS LIKE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. THE FOOD IS USUALLY PRETTY GOOD, TOO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ʚ( ❤︎hhh, H♡w Enthralling!!!! If Y♡u Ever C♡me T♡ Er♡sen, Can Y♡u Bring ♡ne ♡f Y♡ur Guitars? I'd Like T♡ See S♡mething Fr♡m Earth That Isn't Just A R♡mantic-c♡medy M♡vie! Xp )ɞ
SURE CAN, DOLL. I'LL MAKE SURE TO BRING ONE OF THE REAL SHO⌁STOPPERS FOR YOU TO GET FAMILIAR ⌁ITH ZZ;) ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
how.terribly.dreadfully.dull more.violet.infighting you.would.think.those.the.empire.invests.the.most.into.would.be.the.most.invested.in.its.success? seems.we.overestimated.them
DON'T HA⌁E THAT PROBLEM HERE BUCKO. SEE THAT'S ⌁HAT HAPPENS ⌁HEN PEOPLE AREN'T BROUGHT TOGETHER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
YOU'LL FIND THAT MY THINKPAN RUNS LIKE A FUCKING GT90. E⌁ERYONE GETS ALONG COPACETIC ON THIS SIDE OF THE MULTIDIMENSIONAL RI⌁ER SO TO SPEAK HAHA. NO ⌁IOLETS CAUSING ANY TROUBLE NO HO⌁. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
TRYCKS.
⌁HAT THE HELL IS THIS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
DON'T ⌁ORRY ABOUT IT? YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL *ME* NOT TO ⌁ORRY ABOUT IT?? YOU'RE THE ONE ⌁ITH A ⌁HOLE LAUNDRY LIST TO START ⌁ORRYING ABOUT, ANGEL. STARTING ⌁ITH ⌁HAT I GUARANFUCKINGTEE IS A LE⌁EL OF UNREGISTERED IMPERSONATION THAT'S TIPPED THE SCALES FROM 'ADORABLE' INTO 'YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM.' THOUGH I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON, THAT IS ALMOST AS HANDSOME AS ME, IT'S KINDA EERIE HAHA. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! (normal saturn if he brings up an impersonation charge & you need a defense legislacerator in courtblock, i hope you know you know a guy who can make things happen)
BEAT IT, BENCH GHOUL. YOU GOT ME ⌁HAT I NEEDED, THANKS A MILLION. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
GET THOSE T⌁O LETTERS OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁