Pawpaw
@arfArf
〔•෴•〕 < It's nice to see all these catgirls and dogboys, but what ever happened to the bunny-boys and bunny-girls? #Old_Times / *yuck, yuck!*
༘⋆ I reck•n I’m b•th •f th•se things! I appreciate the ackn•wledgment, mister!
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ I know there's some garb that lets people wear hopbeast headbands, but-- um... they're kinda... um... ehheh. #suggestive ⚓︎
〔•෴•〕 < Siri how do I delete a post from the internet? #Google / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Siri show me big bottom trolls. #Google #NSFW / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < This device has been hijacked by a rogue band of spaghetti! Im-pastas everywhere! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care. hoohoohoo! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Hey there, kids! What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Oh no, I look with my eyes! But good guess, kid! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < I guess you could say... It's all a-trout you! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < So-fish-ticated tastes, young man! I'll have to try something more catchy! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < I'd say so! They're in the thread right now! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Hoo boy, I am exhausted. Thank you for all the wonderful people I've met today. I'll leave you with this... Why do flamingos stand on only one leg? They'd fall over if they lifted both up! Hoohoohoo!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Look at this whinny-er of a picture of me with one of my favorite ponies! Art by @mansLaughter https://i.imgur.com/HOsRYdz.png / *yuck, yuck!*
It's harder to use crayons than you'd think! I don't have hands! But it was worth it for my Pawpaw!
〔•෴•〕 < Well I know everyone who sees it is clopping! I know I am! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < How many things can I pin? I want to collect posts from all my kids. / *yuck, yuck!*
Can this one go on the fridge? Can it, can it, can it? Huh? :D https://i.imgur.com/HOsRYdz.png
〔•෴•〕 < Grave news everyone. I've been informed the bees have claws now. #Terrifying #Killing-Machines / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Now I might be a bit loosey goosy but my newest kid is a real fowl boy! @teleVisionary Just kidding! Lets all take a gander at him! / *yuck, yuck!*
I'm GOING TO MAKE YOU PROUD, OK? (CHEER CHEER CHEER!!)
〔•෴•〕 < Well, well, well.... It looks like I MUSTACHE you a question! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < How long do you want me to hold On? And when can I put them down? / *yuck, yuck!*
⧃ Good evening. An excellent set of facial hair on your face, sir. My name is Evidet Ozatap, Founder and CEO of OZA-TAP Air Filtration & Accesstories Ltd, and supporter of all things related to proper facial hair maintenance and care.
〔•෴•〕 < Well aren't you just a giggly ball of laughs! Look at you. You're on a ROLL! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < In my experience you want to avoid the facials in the hair! #NSFW #Suggestive / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 [ The Man, The Mustache, The Walrus ] ⤵︎ Excuse the arrow, it tends to droop at my age. HYUCKhyuckHYUCK! ➜ Name: ------ | Call me Pawpaw! ➜ Title: ------ | Call me Granddad! ➜ Age: I still remember when the dinosaurs first were released.... ♡ Bad Puns ♡ Good Puns (but not as much as bad puns) ♡ Laughter ♤ Lower-back pain ♤ Kelp ♤ Silence --- 〔•෴•〕 [ OOC Facts! ] ● Pawpaw is a corny old man, who's absolutely, probably not problematic in the slightest. ● NSFW is fine. Grandpa fucks with the best of them. Bisexual. Prefers twinks but any chemistry works. ● The least serious blueblood in existence. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/749e1d974c11.png
Well now, I didn't expect to find so many new kids and a moo-ving new friend! But welcome to the family! Hi kids! @pliableDecadence @starryNereid @megaloMemes @biteyLepidote @gjengangersTrepidation and a special hello to @milkyCow ! You moo-ved my heart most of all! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Oh it's a fun crew, every Saturday we go and clean up the park! / *yuck, yuck!*
c< OH Hell yeaH! HelpiN peOple! ill absOlutely pull up if i Have tHe tiMe! Maybe NOt tHis saturday, cause iM barteNdiNg 4 aN eveNt >c
〔•෴•〕 < Oh my! How old is the bar you're tending? They grow up so fast! / *yuck, yuck!*
c< Ha! tHats gOOd! but, i tHiNK? its gONNa be a pOp up bar at tHe beacH exclusive 4 tHe eveNt, sO, ONly a cOuple HOurs Old, assuMiN its Made be4 i get tHere >c
Now that I'm here, did you hear about that "Butter" fellow? Nevermind, I better not spread it! / *yuck, yuck!*
Howdy there, kids. One of my kids set me up on here. /*yuck, yuck!* You can call me Pawpaw and to introduce myself, I leave you with a riddle... What do you call a walrus in a tuxedo? A TUSK-EDO! / *yuck, yuck!*
Cows and now a sheep is talking to me. Yuckyuck!!!! Just joshin' with ya. Love the unsheared look! / *yuck, yuck!*
Gotta love a laugh! Best first impression possible! / *yuck, yuck!*
Oh don't worry, I've got plenty of bad ones too! ARFARFARFARF!!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Jokes are very nice t' listen to and read! They put a bit of a smile on my face! :) ⚓︎