Pawpaw
@arfArf
Just some old coot.
〔•෴•〕 < Did you know pictures move now? Hoohoo! 〔•෴•〕 < Just started watching a hot, new movie. Don't spoil the ending for me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FAj9fJQRZA
THE train arrives at the station YO
〔•෴•〕 < The issue with tusks + a mustache is I'm eating no less than five hairs a day.
〔•෴•〕 < You're in her DMs. I'm with my grandson - @televisedAviamor Look at him, isn't he adorable? // HOO HOO! //
*flies into window in the background*
〔•෴•〕 < I don't have a joke for this trend but you can bet the Messiahs I'm plagiarizing these for later. // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < I used to recruit for the imperial fleet back in the day, you know? Often, I would ask trolls 〔•෴•〕 < "Describe yourself in one word." One recruit described himself as "Vague." 〔•෴•〕 < "Can you elaborate?" He said "Yes." #Vague-Posting // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < I'm collecting bluebloods with bad jokes like ducklings. If you think this applies to you, it does! // HOO HOO! //
>> ¡'m ડure my mateડpr¡t wou1d 1ove to be co11ected by you
〔•෴•〕 < What an odd phrase, young man! Hoohoo! But I understand all the same! // HOO HOO! //
၄⋆၃ does blueblood who is bad at jokes xount question mark bexause i just made my matesprit very worried by joking about my untimely demise i was not dying dot dot dot but i thought it was funny dot dot dot
DARN IT! I WENT TO YOUR PROFILE TO PROVE YOU WRONG BUT IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH HEHEHEH.
〔•෴•〕 < Absolutely! They count multiple times. Just because they're bad at it! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < That doesn't narrow it down in the slightest, son. Who could hate some fine facial hair? That would be a folly-cull! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < What's a prize old people often win? A-trophy! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Thank you, thank you. You can call me Pawpaw or Grandpaw if you prefer! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Reach my age first and then we can talk about pitiful, young man! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < You have to live long enough to atrophy! Here's pulling for you, kid! // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < I've been told that! I've also been told "it's like hugging a snowman!" // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < Aww, turn that frown upside down. If you can't, just re-install the panel backwards. // HOO HOO! //
〔•෴•〕 < I'll omit the laugh track for this particular message. A reminder to take care of yourselves. Most of you won't live to be as old as me but I'd like to see you try.
〔•෴•〕 < You're a sweet, dearie. A caramel to be exact. || HOO HOO! ||
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo. Objectifying men? Well if you insist. / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo. Sometimes I feel a bit, just a bit touched. Then I change seats. / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! This is interesting! What a cute little combo! #Dash-Watching #Nosy-Old-Man / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
\ 1 m1sread that tag as “nasty 0ld man” and 1mmed18ly was l1ke d0nt say that ab0ut y0urself J:( / \ but 1’m glad t0 hear y0u’re just n0sey l0l /
〔•෴•〕 < It does my heart good to see dumb kids out there. / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < Kids these days too busy on their phones to have mouths! #Vague-Posting #Hoo #Hoo / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < The best thing about being old is you can be as unreasonable as you want! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
i.am.curious,.did.you.always.have.the.name.pawpaw? it.is.associated.with.oldness.but.when.you.were.young.were.you.under.the.same.moniker? was.there.a.wriggler.once.named.pawpaw? i.am.fascinated.with.that.possibility
fascinating i.am.imagining.a.wriggler.with.age.spots.and.a.handlebar.moustache
〔•෴•〕 < I was a child at a young age. Hoohoo! / *hic-yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < I hope this doesn't change your impression of me! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
I think I can f-o-o-rgive y-o-o-u if y-o-o-u tell me a g-o-o--o-o-d j-o-o-ke!
〔•෴•〕 < A GOOD joke? Then I suppose nothing can be done... / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no nose? Nobody Knows! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
〔•෴•〕 < I might be a *little* sauced. I just walked into a hive I haven't lived in for 50 sweeps. Hoohoo! Gave the tenants a real scare. Might be better to call a shuttle. #Substance / *hic-yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < A little whiskey to take the edge off. A little more to take your shirt. Soon enough you're having a real awkward conversation with the bartender! #Substance / *hic-yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < I might be a little how you kids say, "splifficated!" / *hic-yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Speaking of fire! I knew a guy who ran a bakery that burned down. Now his business is toast! / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < My last hope for a smoking hot body is cremation! / *yuck, yuck!*
-=[electric chair !??!!!?!!!! ! !! ! ! ! x-)_☺]=-
〔•෴•〕 < Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her! #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW / *yuck, yuck!*
oh this is an incredible joke i guffawed love it <3