Gander Grimzl
@televisedAviamor
I am a silly goose. HE/HIM Seen me on TV? No you haven't! (Yes, this is Literally My Name.)
## Wha7 7he hell do I even say half 7he 7ime???????
Say what your pusher WANTS to say, Wriggler Boy! (CROWD CHEER!)
i hope everyone i care about knowss they can come to me when thingss get bad. even if i don't know what to ssay. i can at leasst lissten. •:)
Zhi, you're just the SWEETEST Guy on the Platform! Everyone (⒈) vying for the Title can GO HIVE!! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD SWOON!) (CROWD THROWING ROSES!)
Speaking of Hive, do you want to do a Movie Light at mine? ♦ ♦
Have you seen The Movie In Which An Old Bereaved Ceruleanblood Ventures With A Olive Cullscout In A Hive Suspended By Balloons? The one (⒈) with the 🗨ing Barkbeast.
um.. i don’t think i have watched a lot of moviess. i never really had accessss to them. •:’)
It's OK! S↑pose that's the Movie Plan for tolight then! 'Tis a CLASSIC. (CROWD WOW!) ♦
C:~ Soothing games to play that aren't Candy Crush?<
I think you'd enjoy Color by Number Mobile Games. OR a Crossword---nothing ✕✕✕ with those! (CROWD ASSENT) (CROWD HMM?)
▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ SO DAMN TRUE ⏸ you win the internet for today little guy ] ⏹ STOP
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahcgregg/which-minion-are-you
Who's ↑ being Friendly → now?
My Friend Rgabie! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD APPLAUSE!!)
Lik£, you?
Or AM I?... Muahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (OK Kidding I Am)
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I've got five (⒌) hands for a Reason!
I've been skimping out on the Monica in my life.
yeah and what about erica? huh? what about erica? shes standing right there, by your side this whole time dude
[HONK]. You're →.
Are Bald people real?
I jUst rEAlIzEd I hAvE yEt tO sEE A kIn wIthOUt blEssEd pAn hAIr hOw Odd....
→→→→? I've never seen a single Bald Troll in my life.
please dont pity me i was just born and im real scared of the world
*feeds you crab milk i think*
Zhi?
What happened to you? (...)
i can feel the old one rot as he slams himself against the hard lines keeping him here he never tires, he could go forever if not for the rot
Are you OK?
How much Water can I drink until
untiil you pii22.
PRO TIP: The more WATER you Drink, the more you will PEE.
WHAT IF IT WAS CALLED #REELOFTORTURE AND HE MADE US GO ON INSTAGRAM FOR AN HOUR. #WHEELOFTORTURE
If they could add Tickle Torture, they could add THIS. (CROWD WOW!) (CROWD APPLAUSE)
what a fascinating website....
Oh!
Hello! Are you Alive or Dead?
Oh!!! Do dead people visit often? I wish that were the case where I'm at... It's quite lonely here. I'm alive!
You'll find a number (∞) of dead people Hanging Around on CHITTR, if that'd make you feel Less Lonely. Might I ask WHERE IS HERE? (CROWD LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU)