Jade Harley
@gardenGamma
witch of space, plant mom, whiz in the lab! currently living on earth-c! she/pup! nice to meet you! (Username is just to distinguish myself from the other Jades!)
if you're ever having problems falling asleep then i'll happily fuck you unconscious! just be prepared to deal with some shaking legs and maybe a sore back when you wake up :P #nsfw
unfortunately i still have the opposite problem :/ but i dont mind waking up to shaking legs anyway <3
Step one. Find a sufficient Heart player.
How sufficient?
Sufficient enough to stitch something back together. Something in this case being Lord English.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
new profile pic btw! i thought the old one was, well, making me look too young!
i liked that one but this is cute too!!!
eating a burger
whats on it?
everyone say bye dave #passingout #loweffort
bye dave!! sleep well!!
the unspoken sexual tension between me and this half empty bottle of jagermeister sitting on my desk needs to be studied #substances #alcohol #yearning #nsfw
rolal please yearn for something else sexy!
shes a dark seductress goading me 2 flirt w liver failure........ id b a yearner elsewhere but all the yearnees r taken >:(
⛥ Everyone's barking and meowing.
woof!!
this was me!! because i love you! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b255ca175d4.jpg
wOW, tHANKS, i LOVE YOU TOO, jADE, i MEAN, iN A TOTALLY CHILL, aND PLATONIC WAY, nOT IN ANY SORT OF, wEIRD OR UNCOMFORTABLE WAY, i DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT, mY OLD CRUSH ON YOU, aT ALL REALLY, eVER SO, yEAH, sUPER COOL, aHAHAHA, wOW!
well thank you tavros! yes there are many types of love that are not just romantic!!
Boo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/47a989cb4257.png #nsfw #selfie #nude #milestone #happytwohundredfollowers
WOOF EOOF WOOF WOOF
anonymous asks "favourite position?" i guess this is a fitting first question for me! but gog it's hard to pick an all time favourite.... i enjoy any position that lets me hold someone down and pound them into the bed/floor/ground a lot. it's just fun to kinda challange each other on how hard you can give and take! but!!! i also think mutually jerking or fingering each other is suuuper fun and honestly way too underrated! same with just touching yourselves together #nsfw https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsf7res_kfyymwmotk9fdguwrvfleff07e-5phhnhtofe3qnlq/viewform?usp=header
what about FROTTING? 👀
jades! regroup! meeting time!
ahhhh sorry i missed it
fhroat fuck friday #nsfw
:D (that's me opening my mouth for you)
SOM3T1M3S 1 DO 3NVY MY M4T3SPR1TS CONN3CT1ON W1TH HUM4N S3XU4L1TY. SH3S SO H4PPY 4BOUT B31NG "4 L3SB14N" 4ND 1 JUST C4NT CONN3CT W1TH B31NG "B1S3XU4L" TH3 S4M3 W4Y. 1TS 4 SH4M3.
i guess it is harder to connect with it since it was the most common sexuality on alternia if i had to guess! but i think being bisexual is pretty cool too!!
NOT JUST MOST COMMON BUT TH3 PR3SUM3D D3F4ULT H4RD TO T4K3 PR1D3 1N B31NG L1K3 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 1 SUPPOS3 1TS L1K3 HOW NO ON3 3V3R T4LKS 4BOUT "M1DBLOOD PR1D3"
i understand... hugs but i think you are still a pretty special person, terezi!
rimming is a dying art form :/ #nsfw
i have been saying tops need to get rimmed more often!!! change starts with jades i suppose
if tops aren't properly rimmed then how will they know they're loved? :(
subs yall better kiss that doms hole like you wanna MARRY it!!!!!!
speaking of!! pucker up jadey!
hi #sfw
hi hi!
haii! wave