Jade Harley
@gardenGamma
witch of space, plant mom, whiz in the lab! currently living on earth-c! she/pup! nice to meet you! (Username is just to distinguish myself from the other Jades!)
:33 < *ac admitedly doesnt have a lot to say on the next two #earth-tships , other than theyre pawsitively cute!* x33 < (and that roro has b33n showing up a lot in this chart h33h33) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7711910b9334.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8347c96fb8eb.png
if anyone is mean to jade, laika or angie or any of my siblings im going to become mean.
angie love owner...........
owner loves angie!! <3
Is it wrong of me to experience a peculiar sort of gender envy? Jade ostensibly lucked out by becoming an animal amalgamate. What I wouldn't give for tentacular appendages. To be some manner of "OUTER GOD TIER" that can coil and curl and grasp and climb and...light a half dozen ceremonial candles a half dozen times over, ultimately spuriously usurping my own fate with the underbelly of bestial hell's intervention. Squeezing through small spaces. Handlessly solving a rubik's cube. Turn pages without having to lick my thumb. I'm experiencing a strange and unreasonable sort of jasprosesprite^2 and jasprosesprite envy.
it is not all fun and games but i wouldnt trade my bec half for the world! im sure youll have the eldritch body of your prophetic dreams someday rose <3
IF WE'RE DOING A FUCKING TRICKSTER THING I'M HUNKERING DOWN. THERE IS NO REALM OR REALITY WHERE I INDULGE IN YOUR CANDY-COATED COTERIE AND DEBASE MYSELF FOR ALL OF THE TIMELINE TO WINCE AT. MY DOORS ARE LOCKED, MY WINDOWS LATCHED. STAY. THE FUCK. BACK.
i am curling up around you and growling at any tricksters! they can hang out once they come down >:c
starting to miss my dave..... idk i brought him up awhile ago and now i keep remembering stuff from that sweep we were matesprits it was nice i think he was cute
i always thought there could have been something there if we had wanted it i guess we just never considered it that hard
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO TIRED. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?! A DECENT NIGHT'S REST AND I FEEL AS THOUGH I JUST STAYED UP THE ENTIRE TIME?! UGH. I'LL JUST SHOWER, EAT AND THEN GO BACK TO MY RECUPERACOON FOR A FEW HOURS.
me and whoooo :c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f999d87c775.jpg
:33 < m3333e :33 < i take lots of naps
anyone liking this please check out this post as well! hehe <3 https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenGamma/68a664aa-c5f6-4d9e-982d-8e50b84da4f4
oh he7 it's the reason wh7 it's been on m7 mind latel7. what a (oin(iden(e!
to the people on here in a relationship, how do you deal with getting territorial ._. whether a matespritship or a kismessitude which i feel is already a very intense kind of romance!!
What do you mean by "territorial" in this instance?
getting upset and growly when other people spend time with them only in my head of course!
THE TRUEST FUCKING HORROR OF CHITTR IS WATCHING FACSIMILES OF YOUR FRIENDS ACT LIKE FUCKING CARICATURES OF THEMSELVES ON THE TIMELINE, DEBASING THEMSELVES FOR ALL TO SEE IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME NOT WHOLLY UNCONVINCED THAT THEY'RE RANDOM EARTH-C PEOPLE CYBER COSPLAYING AS 'CREATORS' FOR SOCIAL MEDIA CLOUT. JANE POSTED THAT ONE MALFORMED CLONE FROM THE HUMAN SHOW POWERPUFF GIRLS THE OTHER DAY AND IT REALLY IS FUCKING LIKE THAT. WELL, SHE HAS A LOT MORE PATIENCE FOR YOU FREAKS THAN I DO, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH RIGHT NOW.
karkat be nice >:c they are just expressing themselves! although obviously youre not talking about me ;p
a memorial fit for an empress.
s)(e is finally buried. its... weird. it feels weird. but i finally have closure
angie... im glad you feel a little better now i made dinner, but if you need more time i will put it away until youre ready to come home if you want to come back i mean!
#nsfw i still fall asleep at random sometimes but it is not all bad! i cant hornypost too much while im snoozing after all!! zzzz..... [A picture of Jade lying in bed on her tummy, wearing Squiddles pajama pants that hug her fat butt VERY tightly. A small post-it note is stuck to the end of her curled-up tail. It reads, in her elegant green handwriting, "i consent! <3", with another heart over the I.]
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK here i come :DDDD
stars are gorgeous tonight! really glad i put my house way out here.
ill make them even brighter for you <3
:33 < here mew go, awkwete purrmusk! i made mewr fursona!
omgggggg what a cool design!!!! i LOVE your sona dave and your art is so amazing nemean!!!
@gutsyGumshoe called me hella cute and meant that shit on god fr down bad af
you ARE cute!!! you got that shit on >:D
ahahaha dope 🤜🤛 youre a real one jade
:33 < where did all my kitty allies go? :33 < i'm surrounded by dogs!!
ooooooh were going to lick your face oooooooooh!!!!
you guys are getting *way* too horny for me not to post my big fat cock for all to see :B #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bed.jpeg
oh my GOODNESS your boobs are still so amazing, jade... <33