Jade Harley
@gardenGamma
witch of space, plant mom, whiz in the lab! currently living on earth-c! she/pup! nice to meet you! (Username is just to distinguish myself from the other Jades!)
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can anyone in @ectoBiologist#5688's vicinity please please make sure hes okay!!!
-7 Either culled 6y drone5 or culled 6y troll5, legal Empire 5port anyhow, no point in it 2-
i wish!!! hes having an allergic reaction and i dont even know which universe hes in!!
Damn, that's sxmething i kan't help with. I kan't shxxt his allergies away.
i am giving EVERY strilonde on the site the biggest hug anyones ever seen!!!
although i will say! the idea of cradling earth-c all snug so it knows how happy i am to wake up on it every day does sort of make me happy
Fascinating to chance across this four hours later, walked back about the durational span it took you to disclose this much. Always a heartwarming prospect. Abducting a woman's mind for that long into the wee hours of the night. The highest indirect compliment that can be paid.
rose that sounds a lot like youre trying to entice me into something!
A largely passive process. As far as adages featuring dogs and new tricks are concerned, you seem awfully keen on frolicking about in the direction, or thereabouts, desired of you based on instinct alone. As if being a people pleaser is some kind of gratifying proclivity you are unwaveringly prone to sussing out. Though, I'll take whatever nefarious credentials you nebulously apply to my good name in terms of having deliberately brainwashed you through a campaign of tacitly colluded psychological warfare and hypnotic suggestion. "Good girl", and "well done". How ever deserving of a treat you are, .etc, .etc, .etc.
are you saying im easily manipulated? i do not really appreciate that!
On the contrary, it takes a great deal of effort to lead one by their own nose so habitually. It's a phenomenon so rare as to elude documented case study or precedent. "Just you", as the saying goes. In just about every iterative definitional basis applicable.
That is an entirely new sentence. One incongruous with the one you are responding to, Jade. You are unique, yes. Oddball, perhaps. But not in any unwelcome sense, and certainly not in a manner that alienates you from someone who has been friends with you for a veritable nonzero number of years in excess of what it would take to appreciate your quirks and peculiarities. Endearing as they are, that is not a very long period of time. Might I suggest a break from screentime for a short while? I am worried you might be especially inclined to take offense to things you ordinarily wouldn't. The immediate gratification of a response isn't translating well into clairvoyantly conveyed meaning and tone.
...im sorry ._. youre right i will go run around for a while thank you for accepting my hug
im sorry if this is an ignorant question but i am genuinely curious about this!! lots of jades are posting about today and i am so happy for them <3 but i suppose im just wondering if my situation counts?
O+hh. I certainly did. Yo+u kno+w what? I may no+t be an autho+rity but I think if yo+u want it to+ co+unt, it co+unts.
i dont know if i do! i never really learned about this stuff i feel like i am a cis woman who just happens to have a penis? can i call myself that? im not sure
As far as I can tell, so+ lo+ng as yo+u still identify with the gender yo+u were given at birth, it wo+uldn't co+unt. But that do+esn't mean yo+u can't appreciate who+ yo+u are to+day as well. Yo+u sho+uld do+ that every day.
OH NO HE'S HOT #vagueposting
my ego says it must be about me but the cricket on my shoulder says to cool it so imma listen to the bug
jade youre not supposed to say that my ego is about to eclipse the moon the moon is being sieged by it even
well what am i supposed to say!! mister handsomeface mccoolguypants
#CofLGala wow!! i havent had a chance to dress up formally in a while which dress do you prefer? i think the first one might be a little TOO ostentatious hehe ;; https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32627f3bf241.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29d00c63d6ba.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b72ba80a35.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/985c64ce0930.jpeg
the sleeveless one 100000% u wud rock the shit outta that
i think th silhouette of the dress wud make u look tall n sleek and u could totes pair it w sum long pretty gloves 2 accessorize it
oooh very true!! yes i think i will do that maybe like these? #CofLGala https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60bdc7c242b8.jpeg
is there karaoke at #eridanweek?
woof! rechitt if you agree
ho, im really that bitch, short fused with an enormous aura >:D feel like that lil short shawty offa toradora~ these cats adorable, competition do more than bore us big shoes to fill, they cant ignore im sora!! #lyrics
#nsfw behold! harley the great and her mystical witchy powers of prestidickitation! [A video of Jade in a wizard hat and nothing else. Between her rather thick, shapely legs is a green penis with a knotted base, and a pair of fairly large balls. She lightly shakes her hips, making it sway a little. Her hands then glow with green light- and her rather impressive cock disappears! The doggirl smiles at the camera and lowers a hand, spreading her puppy pussy open to show it off. Her fingers slip inside, her eyes close, and she moans softly. But she's clearly too excited to draw it out: this only lasts a few seconds before she raises her hand again and licks her fingers clean. And with another gleam of magic, her dick reappears, now with a bead of precum at its tip! Giggling, Jade leans forward to turn the camera off.]
O+f co+urse I do+. I want to+ praise the fo+rm o+f yo+ur bo+dy, to+ the incredible ability yo+u have been given to+ pick and cho+o+se what yo+u wo+uld satisfy with... even yo+ur camerawo+rk. ;)
hehehe i have an idea for a post does anyone wanna see a magic trick? ;) (#nsfw)
My pre-trial statement: grrrrrrrrrrrrr! that is all >:(
use WEAPON of fair representation against defamation opponent case DESTROY
Hmm i dont know it seems pretty sound to me!
#nowplaying World Is Mine- Miku Hatsune https://youtu.be/EuJ6UR_pD5s?si=ORtuR9yS-aT-5qbF
careful ma, teto's gonna get mad! XD
oh yeah, sorry, new to the whole multiverse thing. anyway yeah! no -vantas cuz the name's long enough already. i keep trying to convince you guys to let me change it to starley because it's RIGHT there but whatever. 8/
that is interesting! :o sorry the sciencey part of my brain is coming out :p starley sounds like a pretty name!! very spacey hehe
see!! see!!! ah whatever maybe there's some bulllshit tax reasons i can't change it yet. man. hey @asclepianDesperada does it stop getting weird seeing alt versions of your relatives?
i am a dog, so you can guess where i stand on this or where i...get on all fours with my hind leg up! >:D #nsfwe #piss
ill love you like a dog, just train me right enough done wrong, even tame me bites but make me jump and i'll say "how high?" then ill find how to fly to impress you <3 #lyric
is it appropriative to use troll terms? because i think scuttlebuggy is a very cute word and i would like to say it! if that wont get me weird looks, i mean
Y.o°u can say scuttlebuggy because it is a scuttlebuggy
Y0UR3333 CU73 50 1 54Y Y0U C4N. H33H33. 8)
B33 < nefur let them stop you from calling motor vehicles scuttlebuggies B33 < fur33dom of sp33ch cofurs this i think
i feel like i havent been up to much... so AMA!! if you feel like it :D
hmmmm a few songs! theyre all different and there is not much connecting them, but they all get the animatics in my head going :p
i would love to give them a listen if you are open to sharing them!
i posted some of them in my nowplaying :D promise not to laugh at this one tho https://youtu.be/xOsTRTMvpsk?si=CEzUzld7mNObbpqh
it's ok, you don't have to worry about that. i am not really into ponies but i'm not going to make fun of anyone who is.
(Take me back to the idyllic time of 2 days ago :(
#nsfw f it w ball!! >:o [A close-up of Jade's big ol' puppygirl butt in leggings.]
also! i dont know how helpful these will be for someone of your well height! but here <3 https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenGamma/df50631f-28e0-48b8-bb2d-6bdf559a1ce1
what, YOUR BEAUTIFUL CHEST SIZE? i saw those already, sis. you lookin fine, ill motherfuckin admire them no matter how big or small. could put my hands or bulge to them ;o). #nsfw
ITS COOL, MOTHERFUCKER. i dont mind, i like seein em again. send me more anytime you want, im open. ;o)
#nsfw well apparently people do not mind my chest as much as i do! which has me wondering if i should post something else lewd too :o
