Jade Harley
@gardenGamma
witch of space, plant mom, whiz in the lab! currently living on earth-c! she/pup! nice to meet you! (Username is just to distinguish myself from the other Jades!)
me and whoooo :c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f999d87c775.jpg
somnophilia has been on m7 mind now and then...
anyone liking this please check out this post as well! hehe <3 https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenGamma/68a664aa-c5f6-4d9e-982d-8e50b84da4f4
oh he7 it's the reason wh7 it's been on m7 mind latel7. what a (oin(iden(e!
to the people on here in a relationship, how do you deal with getting territorial ._. whether a matespritship or a kismessitude which i feel is already a very intense kind of romance!!
i have a moirail i kinda suck at all the other types of relationships i dunno how to talk to people :/
are you pitchflirting with me? because that is kind of pathetic tbh!
What do you mean by "territorial" in this instance?
getting upset and growly when other people spend time with them only in my head of course!
I see. While I'm not like that myself, I think I could imagine Vriska being like that, given her personality.
#nsfw i still fall asleep at random sometimes but it is not all bad! i cant hornypost too much while im snoozing after all!! zzzz..... [A picture of Jade lying in bed on her tummy, wearing Squiddles pajama pants that hug her fat butt VERY tightly. A small post-it note is stuck to the end of her curled-up tail. It reads, in her elegant green handwriting, "i consent! <3", with another heart over the I.]
i get the feeling horniness still happens, though. what a ni(e view
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK here i come :DDDD
#nsfw i am wondering about the nudes i post is there any way i could appeal more to the girlies? :o
#lyricposting i saw you light the ballroom with your sparkling eyes of blue graceful as an angels wing i dreamed a dance with you you whispered slyly, softly you told me you would be true we spun around a thousand stars i dreamed a dance with you
this song is from a musical and it is not nearly this sweet in context!! but i think it can be if you recontextualize it <3
#nsfw @lilShitpeta i decided to pull out the dress again for this <3 [A video of Jade in the aforementioned black dress with her thighs out. She looks over her shoulder at the camera, wiggling her hips as she reaches down to pull up the hem, exposing more of her thick thighs and ass inch by inch, until with a little swoosh of fabric, the bottom is fully off! Her tail wags with exhibitionist joy as she bounces on her heels: the lacy black underwear barely covers her butt, and only disappears further until it can hardly be seen among the blur of movement. Finally, she drops to her heels and lets her ass bounce for a few more seconds, then drops the dress. She smooths it out, turns around, and curtsies.]
could any nepetas share their ships for me? im veeeery curious :o
i keep thinking that hes ALMOST there if he just stopped like 75% of the way through one of his little lectures, hed be so much more bearable ._. #vagueposting
#nsfw i was expecting #quadnight to go a little differently but it was still a very nice affair with some fun conversation! thank you again @lilShitpeta <3 maybe one of you can help give me what i missed out on? ;D [A picture of Jade dressed up nicely- several pieces of blue-and-gold jewelry, fingerless gloves with a dark green lace trim, and her hand sprawled out in front of her like an offering to dance. Her main outfit, however, consists of that black dress from all the art. You know the one, with the slits to expose her hips and thighs. Her smile has a teasing flirtiness to it.]
:33< happy to have mew im fur sure gonna do this again it was supurr fun :33< and who knows next time mew may even get lucky ;33c
bark!!! bark bark!!!!! :D :D :D
:33< mew know i do~ :33< next time ill show mew what im all about~ :33< if mew have questions f33l fur33 to dm meow :DD :33< mew know theyre always open to mew jade!
#nsfw noooo im sorry for being too silly!! please forgive me masterrr!!! ;w; [Several nude pictures of Jade. The first is her sitting on her heels, making little paws with her hands, and pouting; her thick thighs are squished together. Most notable of all, though, is the pretty blue leash attached to her collar! The one taking the picture is also holding it, and from the looks of the carefully-manicured hand in frame, it can only be Rose. The second is Jade in dogeza facing the camera, her butt in the air and her tail and ears lowered submissively. Unlike her puppy-dog eyes from the first picture, this time she doesn't dare look at the viewer. The third is her in the same position, but from behind- so her ass takes up most of the frame. (And her feet, for people who like that sort of thing.) Since she's so dark-skinned, any red marks are hard to see, but there are definitely darker, less recent bruises there.]
I can just tell you were in great, capable hands. Did you have a good time, darling?
oh damn. 7ou ma7 have been punished, but i must have been good at some point to get to see these
whooo oh wow. yyeah, okayy. thanks so much for this! now i need a pet barkbeast. preferablyy one who looks like yyou, haha!
awrrrrarf!!!! owo jade youre so pretty........
very important question to any #maidcafe employees!!! how flexible is the uniform requirement :o i was thinking of making my skirt a bit shorter so i can wear my god tier thigh-highs <3 #suggestive
As long as you take it up with higher-ups, should pass code!
YOU SHOULD B3 F1N3. 4LT3R4T1ONS TO TH3 UN1FORM 4R3 PR3TTY COMMON 4ROUND TH3 WORKPL4C3. 4NYTH1NG TO G3T US MOR3 T1PS HON3STLY
woof!!! <3 im so excited to see you at the @kittymaidCafe, master! please choose me as your server and be *bewitched* by elegant service with a big smile!!! but watch out :o .....our food is full of yummy chocolate! but i cant eat it ._. so if i get hungry, the only thing that can satisfy me...is your love <3 #maidcafe #suggestive i guess?
#nsfw there must be a way to do dirty talk about nuclear physics...we literally talk about "breeding" "fertile" isotopes to make them fissile!! maybe some other harleys can help me out ._.
neuclear physics more lik e new clerr sex
~Puts O~n my prO~tecti~On tO~ deal with depleted r~Ods ~#suggestive~
nutclear physics. no that sucks i'm gonna go doom this timeline
BITCH DID YOU JUST PITY ME #vagueposting
hmmm maybe i should attend next #sicknastysunday! :o #nsfw
#kismessitude wow i just realized...they and i are so kacchako myheroacademia <3<
wait. wait. youre PITCH with karkat???? lmfaooooooooo XD timelines are so fucked!!
can any #kismessitude experts out there tell me what a hatedate usually looks like? i have no experience with that but i would like to make my kismesis happy/angry!!!
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hmmmmm i do not want to give away too much but they hate that i am impulsive and excitable and not always willing to be mean even when the situation calls for it!
hmm... well dom, which is weird for me! they hate a lot of things but mostly my naivete and how i can be passive-aggressive instead of just aggressive
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#nowlistening hi im case- hardly trying its a constant mood, in a kinda bad but also good way
at the "listening to angsty vent songs" part of my spiral 😔 i would lyricpost but id feel embarrassed
i dont know why i even bother making these posts because no one from my universe is on here anyway! but if anyone is, i am not going to bed yet but i will be silent for a little bit. im going to stand on something high up and just. breathe the air.
