♠ hated by @gardenGamma
Black romance isn't unhealthy, it's on the basis of two trolls respecting each other enough to view one another as their only rivals. They push you into bettering yourself through challenges, and vice versa. If they aren't doing that, then they aren't your kismesis.
That is good to hear!
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR KULL/KULT SCORE. SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THE ONLY METRIC THAT MATTERS- WHETHER OR NOT YOUR POST PISSES ME OFF PERSONALLY. YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN IT HAPPENS, EVEN IF I DON'T INTERACT. MY MALIGNANT STARE BORING A HOLE INTO YOUR POSTURE POLE AND RENDERING YOU INTO NOTHING BUT ATOMS, STILL WONDERING WHERE THE FUCK YOU WENT WRONG IN LIFE.
MY TASTE IN FOOD IS HONED INTO A BEAUTIFUL POINT. A HOLY SPEAR SET TO PENETRATE THE VENEER OF FANCY SCHMANCY FUCK-AROUND THAT WE'VE ALL BEEN LED TO BELIEVE IS 'GOOD CUISINE'. MY TASTE IN FOOD IS SO WELL REFINED THAT YOU COULD USE ITS TIP TO OPEN VARIOUS CANNED FOODS- THE VERY SAME WHICH I FIND MYSELF DINING UPON DAY BY DAY.
THE CONSENSUS IS IN- IF I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT, I HAVE TO 'GO OUTSIDE' AND 'INTERACT WITH PEOPLE'. FUCKING HELL I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO SOME OF THESE JACKASSES IN, LIKE, A SWEEP. EVERYONE WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO DO THIS *FUCK YOU* THIS IS SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE EVEN THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE WOULDN'T THINK UP. 'TOUCHING GRASS'. BITE ME.
WOW, IT REALLY TOOK WRINGING THAT OUT OF YOU, HUH? FOR ONE MODICUM OF SINCERITY? FINE- NO CURRENTLY ESTABLISHED QUADS, PLENTY OF HOOKUPS AND FLINGS, SOME QUADRANTS THAT BEGAN AND FIZZLED OUT. HAPPY?
whole sleeve. of club crackers. for dinner.
BLECH AND YUCK. I'D RATHER YOU SHOT ME THAN SAY THAT SHIT.
awwwwww wowww, i guess all the nostalgic stuff is taken?????? what about something else from a movie you like!!! it could be........... conair!
THIS IS A POSITIVE THING. IT'S GOOD WRITING.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHAMELESS, YOU KNOW THAT?
WHAT? WHAT OTHER IDEA. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! IF YOU HAVE SOME INSANE SCHEME LOADED UP IN YOUR FUCKING BILE DUCTS YOU CAN JUST FORGET IT, NO WAY NO HOW AM I LETTING THIS SLIDE! I CAN FEEL IT, MAYBE I WAS SECRETLY A LIGHT PLAYER THIS WHOLE TIME BECAUSE SUDDENLY I CAN SEE EVERYTHING CLEARLY! WHATEVER'S DOWN THIS PATH LEADS TO DECAY AND DESTRUCTION FOR ME SPECIFICALLY!
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Assuming he is of an equal or lower ranking, I concur. You can always cull someone who sucks.
Cull him.
FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO THINK YOU'RE FUNNY UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU YOU'LL NEVER ASPIRE TO EVEN A SCRAPE OF MEDIOCRITY IN THE FACE OF JANE FUCKING CROCKER. OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
YOU PITY REACTED A CHIT FROM DAYS AGO THAT I EXPLICITLY ASKED PEOPLE NOT TO PITY REACT?! @GUTSYGUMSHOE THIS IS A NEW FUCKING LOW!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PEOPLE PITY REACT THAT CHIT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING SMART!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACIOUSNESS, MISS BITCHIDIOT
AND CUNTASS SOUNDS LIKE MINE? MAYBE BEING HALF BARKBEAST HAS ALTERED HOW YOU PERCEIVE SYLLABLES.
I'LL ADMIT YOU'VE CAUGHT ME IN A VICE HERE, BECAUSE IF I ADMIT I DON'T LISTEN TO RAP I'M GOING TO SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE ACCORDING TO YOUR HUMAN SOCIETAL STANDARDS. MAYBE I CAN PULL THIS BACK AND LIE BY SAYING I HAVE TRAUMA FROM LISTENING TO STRIDER'S AWFUL MUSIC.
OH PLEASE, AS IF YOU COULD EVER HANDLE A KARKAT WHO ISN'T LIKE ME. YOU'D GET TOO WEIRDED OUT BY THE EMOTIONAL HONESTY AND COME CRAWLING BACK TO TALK TO ME. I APOLOGIZE FOR READING THE VIBE WRONG ON THE WHOLE PITCH THING BUT I'M STANDING MY FUCKING GROUND ON THIS.
Rechitting to our followers! #DStrider is on a #Substance fueled meltdown over having his problematic relationship revealed! What would his smalltown girlfriend think?
Happy to see us back? We almost got drama withdrawals!
Maybe if these couples weren't messy, we wouldn't have anything to post!
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
TRUE!
Hicccupts. Bleh,.
Mr. Egbert is popular! :^)
all of those creepy weird pictures were edited photos of peanuts and peanut shells heheh. #peanutbuttersandwich
april fools. :) #peanutbuttersandwich
Good girl <3
OPENING STATEMENT! (standing in the well and gesturing dramatically) may it please the court. good evening, your highblood - opposing counsel - members of the jury. today's case is a story about love... and its absence. earlier this evening, my client was celebrating. she's in love, she's happy - she's a new mother! but there was one person who just couldn't be happy for her. someone whose absence of love turned into hatred for my client and turned into harassment and libel. the defendant in today's case stands before you today charged with emotional damages caused by harassment and libel. what that means for *you,* members of the jury, is that this case, as a civil case, operates on the preponderance standard of evidence. we, the plaintiff, carry the burden of proof - we must prove to you *by a preponderance standard* that the defendant's actions caused Mrs. Teto-Egbert harm. the preponderance standard just means "more likely than not" - (making a scales of justice gesture) fifty percent and even a single feather is enough to make the difference. that means if, at the end of today's trial, you think it is *any* amount more likely than not that the defendant is responsible for emotional damages, you *must* find her liable. thank you
Proud Mother Of Two Babys, Casey And Nicolas Egbert!!!!!!
oh no i am not complaining! it just sort of came out of the blue!
this is all happening so fast. i can't believe i was about to go to bed.
Well Since It Came So Out Of The Blue Come And Make Babies
@nannaegbert Expect The Great Grandson Very Soon
#CaliginousIntentions
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
I disagree with this decision.
I can find something that will put you out for a long, long time. Make you not feel a thing. Have you wake up so comfortable and refreshed.
No.
=^.-.^= The beginnin' of my evil engagement plan....A CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE GAME!!! So heres out its gonna work!! Each engagement icon's gonna act like a vote! So lets get this started!! https://i.imgur.com/4BVjAbA.jpeg =^.-.^=