everyone is so mean 2 me š¢ [Attached: dave_is_wrong.png. A picture of Jade's bathroom; through the steam, the viewer sees her in the shower with the door opened invitingly, a HUGE shelf of various soaps and concoctions to her side. Her wet hair cascades down her back, her raised arms showing off the fluffy-looking white fur by her pits. She's pouting over her shoulder with sad wet puppy eyes, and very obviously sticking her ass out for the camera.]

how did you get this picture of me?? oh right hehe :P

first in a lifetime see i make lifechanging alterations where they are needed most call me dave made a wish foundation strider dave wish upon a superstar strider dave bitchity boppitied beau strider dave wash your everything out with a bar of soap strider dave shower shower strider dave caught the soap now fucking use it strider dave wash on wash off strider dave promise not to get mad strider dave older spice strider dave can i axe you something personal strider dave dove isnt just a trans name i picked out its a bar im giving to you strider

Pfft.

same body same need to shower it

i do shower why does everyone think i dont :(

nobody thinks you dont showering is like a cumulative thing doing it doesnt actually do away with the need to do it more we are mammals mammals sweat and your doggy addition only makes whats grodie grodier so until youre like borderline lifestyle collared and washed by another it falls to you to wash

its also really fucking funny and i have it out for every jade who ever lived

:(
