♣ mediated by @gardenGamma
easy girl, easy, gal said no, i said okay. say, do you only do the ovwnership thing, or do you puppy out sometimes too? asking for a friend.
I'VE SEEN LESS AND LESS OTHER KARKATS RECENTLY AND LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT A GOD DAMN DELIGHT THAT HAS BEEN. IT SEEMS THEY'VE ALL BEEN RELEGATED TO MY BUSY AND/OR OFFLINE HOURS AND I BARELY HAVE TO SEE THEM ANYMORE! HARK, IN THE DISTANCE! DO YOU HEAR THE WHINY GRUMBLES OF YET ANOTHER KARKAT WHO IS HEAD OVER HEELS OBSESSED WITH SOME RANDOM DICKASS GUY AND CAN'T TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE? I SURE AS FUCK DON'T! I'M FUCKING FREE! AND IF ANY OTHER KARKAT SEES THIS ASIDE FROM THE SELECT FEW I APPROVE OF (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), GET A FUCKING GRIP! WE USED TO HAVE A PERSONALITY, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? YOUR EXISTENCE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND A BLIGHT ON PARADOX SPACE AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, ON MY CHITTR TIMELINE.
WINK ALL YOU PLEASE, I WAS NEVER FUCKING SHORT!
ON PRINCIPAL I REFUSE TO LET THE #JADEHOUR GO WITHOUT A VANTAS INTERJECTION! IT'S PRACTICALLY FUCKING TRADITION AT THIS POINT THAT ENDLESS WALLS OF BRIGHT GREEN NEED TO BE INTERRUPTED BY VOICE-OF-REASON SLATE GRAY.
wait. wait. youre PITCH with karkat???? lmfaooooooooo XD timelines are so fucked!!
AS A FUCKING *WRIGGLER* IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP YOUR SPECIES ALIVE! GOD FORBID THE IDEA THAT I'VE GROWN SINCE THEN?!
SIGH. IT'S NOT YOU, I HAD A STICK UP MY ASS. SINCERELY DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART, OR TAKE IT THAT SERIOUSLY.
ITS CALLED CLOGGING THE TIMELINE. I WILL NOT PARTICIPATING.
you answered your own question there, no they dont. i mean accounts whos entire bit is trying to be wint.
ehehe, sorr7, jade. unfortunatel7, whenever i see someone as (ute as 7ou blush, i have to keep going
fine fine i already made my point wwhich is that the prince both givveth and taketh awway for my indiscretions i offer you one like and pity let us be as oomfs after this
too scared :(
OH, SO NOW *YOU'RE* CHIMING IN?! IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME ACCOUNT YOU CAN ONLY BE ME FROM MAYBE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES OR SO IN THE FUTURE. DON'T ACT SO HOLIER THAN THOU!
(( actually getting a little misty ;-; evil jade pain is always intense to write
OH PLEASE, AS IF YOU COULD EVER HANDLE A KARKAT WHO ISN'T LIKE ME. YOU'D GET TOO WEIRDED OUT BY THE EMOTIONAL HONESTY AND COME CRAWLING BACK TO TALK TO ME. I APOLOGIZE FOR READING THE VIBE WRONG ON THE WHOLE PITCH THING BUT I'M STANDING MY FUCKING GROUND ON THIS.
Maybe if these couples weren't messy, we wouldn't have anything to post!
#ButWhen #AfterIPassThisForkIntoTheOutletPerhaps #ScreamingAndScreamingAndScreaming https://i.postimg.cc/L6Y72WPJ/temp-image-40134D58-B9CF-49EA-B175-CDEDA0E90D02.webp #cw-self-harm
this has quickly turned from the best moment of my life to my most embarrassed please forgive me
damn you been drinkin without me?
stalking???
Being the worst Rose is hard work but I ttry my best.
Yearning sigh.
NOW LET'S NOT BE RASH. YOu SHOuLD STILL ALWAYS BE CRITISIZING THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. SHORT PEOPLE. ARE NOT A PROTECTED CLASS. OF ARTILLARY TARGETS. JuST BECAuSE THEY ARE LOWER TO THE GROuND. SCuRRY EASY. AND HARDER TO HIT. THAT SAID. AS A WORLD CLASS PROTECTOR. OF BITCHES. AND VAGuE MAGAZINE'S. FEMINISTA OF THE YEARISTA. 2012. I BELIEVE STRONGLY. THAT IT IS NOT THE CONTENT OF A WOMAN'S CHARACTER THAT MATTERS. OR HER PuRSE. BuT HER PuRE. uNCLASPED. TIT FIGuRES. THAT MATTER MOST. IN THE WORDS. OF IRIS MARION YOuNG. TITS ARE...AND THEN I STOPPED LISTENING BEYOND THAT POINT. BECAuSE A WOMAN WAS SPEAKING. BuT I BET SHE WOuLD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOuT THIS SORT OF. RIDICuLOuS. BACKWARDS ASS. DOuBLE STANDARD. WOMEN ALWAYS DO. ALWAYS TRYING TO RuIN A GOOD THING. TOO BAD THIS DAVE. uNLIKE MOST MEN OF HIS SPECIES. CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE GOOD THING TO SAY. ABOuT WOMEN. VERY SAD!
Fascinating to chance across this four hours later, walked back about the durational span it took you to disclose this much. Always a heartwarming prospect. Abducting a woman's mind for that long into the wee hours of the night. The highest indirect compliment that can be paid.
All good ideas seem that way at first. But so be it. One "normal hug", please.
Good girl <3
THE GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE HERE IS THAT LONG ASS POSTS TAKE MUCH MORE TIME TO WRITE THAN THEY DO TO READ. MY ABILITY TO FLOOD YOUR FEED WITH PEAK LITERATURE HAS BEEN NERFED BY THIS THING I LOATHE TO CALL "MY WPM."
BREAKING NEWS!!! @reaverToredor released a statement on why he hates woman https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/2026-03-30_20-12.png he sayd this and lwk chuddy mcchudson! stay tunned
206.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! well then you owe the plaintiff some amount of money decided on by the judge, and also whether you win or lose you have to pay my attorney fees (very reasonable hourly rates)
you cant stop me
everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour
id know that look anywhere she is not fucking around #therewillbecasualties
alright lets settle the score for real this time crunchy peanut butter or creamy and what brand jif for life crunchy only and none of that dumbass organic shit
You would think this. #Blackclaw #Inmyheart
jesus shit harley dont scare me like that when im already 3 scandals into a wednesday afternoon i thought you were about to say youre poppin out another puppy with my name on it
yeah that definitely aint a sentence dripping with some cryptic ass trepidation dare i even ask
its probably confusing as fuck for dogs when i start spraypainting them blue for no reason
might is putting it fuckin lightly if i dont see tits in the next five minutes im inducing a stroke in protest
<^(Rub it in the mud with wild ^^b^^ndon ^^nd fire it to pierce the city lights. The results ^^re ^^rm sh^^tteringly exciting.)^>
:33 < Nice pfp! :3 #gooningtothis
can you call me that again