♣ mediated by @gardenGamma
NOW LET'S NOT BE RASH. YOu SHOuLD STILL ALWAYS BE CRITISIZING THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. SHORT PEOPLE. ARE NOT A PROTECTED CLASS. OF ARTILLARY TARGETS. JuST BECAuSE THEY ARE LOWER TO THE GROuND. SCuRRY EASY. AND HARDER TO HIT. THAT SAID. AS A WORLD CLASS PROTECTOR. OF BITCHES. AND VAGuE MAGAZINE'S. FEMINISTA OF THE YEARISTA. 2012. I BELIEVE STRONGLY. THAT IT IS NOT THE CONTENT OF A WOMAN'S CHARACTER THAT MATTERS. OR HER PuRSE. BuT HER PuRE. uNCLASPED. TIT FIGuRES. THAT MATTER MOST. IN THE WORDS. OF IRIS MARION YOuNG. TITS ARE...AND THEN I STOPPED LISTENING BEYOND THAT POINT. BECAuSE A WOMAN WAS SPEAKING. BuT I BET SHE WOuLD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOuT THIS SORT OF. RIDICuLOuS. BACKWARDS ASS. DOuBLE STANDARD. WOMEN ALWAYS DO. ALWAYS TRYING TO RuIN A GOOD THING. TOO BAD THIS DAVE. uNLIKE MOST MEN OF HIS SPECIES. CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE GOOD THING TO SAY. ABOuT WOMEN. VERY SAD!
Fascinating to chance across this four hours later, walked back about the durational span it took you to disclose this much. Always a heartwarming prospect. Abducting a woman's mind for that long into the wee hours of the night. The highest indirect compliment that can be paid.
All good ideas seem that way at first. But so be it. One "normal hug", please.
Good girl <3
THE GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE HERE IS THAT LONG ASS POSTS TAKE MUCH MORE TIME TO WRITE THAN THEY DO TO READ. MY ABILITY TO FLOOD YOUR FEED WITH PEAK LITERATURE HAS BEEN NERFED BY THIS THING I LOATHE TO CALL "MY WPM."
BREAKING NEWS!!! @reaverToredor released a statement on why he hates woman https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/2026-03-30_20-12.png he sayd this and lwk chuddy mcchudson! stay tunned
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! well then you owe the plaintiff some amount of money decided on by the judge, and also whether you win or lose you have to pay my attorney fees (very reasonable hourly rates)
you cant stop me
everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour
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id know that look anywhere she is not fucking around #therewillbecasualties
alright lets settle the score for real this time crunchy peanut butter or creamy and what brand jif for life crunchy only and none of that dumbass organic shit
You would think this. #Blackclaw #Inmyheart
jesus shit harley dont scare me like that when im already 3 scandals into a wednesday afternoon i thought you were about to say youre poppin out another puppy with my name on it
yeah that definitely aint a sentence dripping with some cryptic ass trepidation dare i even ask
its probably confusing as fuck for dogs when i start spraypainting them blue for no reason
might is putting it fuckin lightly if i dont see tits in the next five minutes im inducing a stroke in protest
<^(Rub it in the mud with wild ^^b^^ndon ^^nd fire it to pierce the city lights. The results ^^re ^^rm sh^^tteringly exciting.)^>
:33 < Nice pfp! :3 #gooningtothis
can you call me that again