♦ pitied by @gardenGamma
m0st things are.
then that's probably fine to leave, mine grows in-between my breasts and that makes it a little harder to do stuff with them
YOU'RE A DISGUSTING FUCKING SHADOW SENT BY PARADOX SPACE TO TORMENT ME SPECIFICALLY. I MUST DO SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING IRRETRIEVABLY HORRIBLE IN THE FUTURE, OR SOME OTHER TIMELINE, THAT MEANS THAT *I* HAVE TO BE PUNISHED HERE AND NOW BY TALKING TO YOU.
yeah.... medium to small is fine enough i guess :/
man it sucks seeing someones blocked you and not knowing why like is it because i posted #nsfw or specifically because i sorta mentioned ectobiological #incest one time?
figured it out. apparently im on the "dog skybark" rung. which doesnt even sound like a thing that make's sense but whatever
YOU'RE THE FUCKER I WAS ARGUING WITH IN THAT GROUP CHAT THE OTHER DAY, AREN'T YOU? KIND OF INSANE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHITTR BEFOREHAND BUT HEY, HERE WE ARE, FACE TO FACE ONCE AGAIN. YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I AGREE WITH A LOT OF YOUR INTRO POST AND I'M COOKING DINNER SO I WON'T GO IN ON YOU THIS TIME FOR LACK OF TIME AND ENERGY. BUT WATCH YOUR BACK, YOU SANCTIMONIOUS BASTARD. THE WATCHFUL EYE OF KARKAT VANTAS NEVER FUCKING RESTS.
there aren't any fire exists here :/ #nsfw
If i had to describe the grub who became someone like I; I think that she would be sorry for me. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth for how sorry she would be. Her eyes young and full of hope as she looked up at me. Ask if we had manage to do all of the things that we set out to do. Had we manage to become a famous writer and singer. When we turn heads in the streets and instead of what is she doing- We turn heads as we are someone not to be pitied or feared, but looked at with admiration towards us. The girl like her should have had many friends. She should have ran around without a care. She shouldn't look towards the stars and see them as a omen for all those she loved. She should have never even opened her heart so wide as she knew that it would hurt her but she did it anyway. The sweeps that followed only led to her closing off as things got worse and worse until it all snapped. I mourn the girl who wasn't like this. Her eyes clear and sharp to the world around her but stubbornly wished that if she was said to have all of this power that she could change it all and everyone had to listen to her. I mourn the girl whose hair curled loosely around her face as she grinned with all of her teeth. I wish that I could hold her as she denied truths to try to be as happy as she could be and tell her that it wasn't her fault. The girl would pity me for how scars left reminded of how I believed I needed to punish myself. She would pity how tired I look. She would pity the way that curls became with tangled. She would stare at every part and ask what happened. How did someone so pathetic become into existence. When did binds like this come to be about. I mourn the girl whose eyes will become dull and worn. How the light from her eyes will disappear. How she will become myself. What a poor fate for such a child... #writing #self-reflection #cw-self-harm
⦓ I wish I was strong enough to kill someone. I wish I had it in my pusher. I wish I was not so held back by what the Heart player did to me. I wish I could just. End all of the problems. But I cannot. That is not how it works. And I am not foolish enough to witness what vengeance does to a person and claim that I would be fine if it were me. I am no fool. I am just so fucking. Livid. ⦔
PITCH/PALE VACILLATION IS ACTUALLY A LOT MORE COMMON THAN ANYONE IS EVER WILLING TO ADMIT. THERE'S A DEFINITIVE SORT OF SYMPATHY THAT'S ALWAYS GOING TO COME WITH HATING SOMEONE- IT'S JUST A NATURAL EVOLUTION OF CARING ABOUT SOMEONE'S OPINION THAT MUCH. YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THEM AT THEIR LOWEST SOMETIMES, AND THAT BRINGS YOU AROUND TO DIAMONDS. ON THE REVERSE, WHEN YOU'RE PALE WITH SOMEONE, THEY'RE GOING TO DO SHIT AGAINST THEIR AND *YOUR* BETTER JUDGEMENT AND IT'S GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ONCE SOMEONE CROSSES A LINE ENOUGH TIMES, THAT'S TERRITORY RIPE FOR CALIGINOUS SWAYS.
it's like watching a train wreck. or, rather, a recording of a train wreck. a wreck of which i've only ever seen the aftermath. in a sense, yoU coUld argUe my brother, too, was a victim of lord english. denied the choice to do anything with his life bUt become him. caUght in the whirlpool of entropy, a single path which can have no other oUtcome bUt the conditions which birthed it. i doUbt he woUld have chosen to be a "good person," withoUt the lord's inflUence. bUt perhaps he coUld have *been* a person.
the envy that i will never be able to become a true cupcake
On a related note re: sad, as the wedding approaches I’ve been thinking about my dad a lot since he’s not around to give me away I can’t shake this feeling he’s probably ashamed of how I shook out after all that work he did to keep me alive #family
၄⋆၃ ate too fast dot dot dot and now it is being violently expelled from my xhute this is why i always need to remember to slow down when eating the meal is not going anywhere it xannot run away #emetophobia
IT REALLY DOES SICKEN THE SOUL TO KNOW THAT YOU ACTUALLY GOT FUCKING CAUGHT.
real!!! >:/
my body needs to behave itself when it comes to heat >:( #nsfw
IT'S OKAY JUST. NOT TOGETHER?! WHATEVER, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT IN PRIVATE.
WHAT?! GAMZEE, *PLEASE* ANSWER MY MESSAGES
[ == > Remember. ] [ Your friends backs face you. Youre on the ground, shades shattered and awkwardly squished against your face, and you can feel the hot ooze of blood from your nose. Theyre shielding you. Their weapons are drawn. Their silhouettes swim in your blurred vision, theyre big blobs of colors to you without the prescription lenses you wear but you know them anyway. Karkats growling. Jade, too, you think. Theres an impossibly massive presence just beyond them, the one who hit you so hard it immediately banished every thought in your head. The impact flung you back and against the ground and still you skid a few feet further than that. And now youre here, dizzy. Sick. Barely processing what you see in front of you. Somehow, though your limbs feel made of something squishier than jello, you begin to force yourself to your feet. it takes considerable effort and time. Your friends are hurting too. You draw your sword. Theres a battle still to be won. You have to be okay at least for a few more minutes. You can make it. They need you. its okay. Youre okay. ]
can i go back to being flat ass dave its still a motherfucking lie but there is safety in untruths over wild fucking allat this is supposed to be a jade miasma why is it spreading this feels like betrayal of a higher than highest order
pretty sure back when i dated him he let me down easy by just kinda abandoning our relationship, nintey percent sure he was exclusively attracted to one guy though so i'm surprised we lasted as long as we did.
\\__I_feel_that_so_much...__\\
gonna curl up like a lump under the blankets. not feeling my best.
CAN A GUY NOT JUST FUCKING SOB INTO HIS PILLOW WHILE WATCHING A GOOD MOVIE WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED???? APPARENTLY, IT’S INTERNATIONAL PISS KARKAT THE FUCK OFF DAY.
I wouldn't be posting these thoughts if my air conditioning wasn't broken. It must be the heat preying on my vulnerabilities.
I mean, Jade. For shame.
aight ol commander harley back there did NAUT agree with my sentiment
i may be stupid. let me typo in peace.
its also really fucking funny and i have it out for every jade who ever lived
IT'S A FUCKING PLUSH TOY OF...ME. I GUESS. IT DOESN'T JUST 'USE YOUR PALMHUSK' ITS FUCKING STUFFING AND FABRIC
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO TIRED. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?! A DECENT NIGHT'S REST AND I FEEL AS THOUGH I JUST STAYED UP THE ENTIRE TIME?! UGH. I'LL JUST SHOWER, EAT AND THEN GO BACK TO MY RECUPERACOON FOR A FEW HOURS.
==> jinx: cry forever
WINK ALL YOU PLEASE, I WAS NEVER FUCKING SHORT!
:33 < is that your second name? :OO :33 < hello hitler!!!
muttjade made their choice. they were faced with an emptiness NONE OF YOU can imagine!!! you have to be nice to them! you WILL NOT change their mind, so being mean just does nothing except show them that they will never be accepted by anyone else... yelling at them and calling them names only makes what you percieve as a "bad thing" worse!!!! ...theyre happy. can we please just let a jade harley feel happy instead of lonely? :(
AS A FUCKING *WRIGGLER* IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP YOUR SPECIES ALIVE! GOD FORBID THE IDEA THAT I'VE GROWN SINCE THEN?!
i just spent a good five minutes barking at the bird outside before realising it was davesprite who was coming over to visit :(
youll always have space in my heart distance and time doesnt matter #incest
i dunno. just, weird feelings. i'm ok!
Yeah I dunno what to do about that same issue :(
]-[as]-[ТТag relaТТable
fine fine i already made my point wwhich is that the prince both givveth and taketh awway for my indiscretions i offer you one like and pity let us be as oomfs after this
pfffhehehe no yeah i it just doesnt totally feel real like a wonderful dream that i could never ever ever have in real life
i would have happily chosen a world where we didnt have to play sburb and fuck our whole lives up maybe then we could have had a normal life together #incest
FUTURE KARKAT HERE JUMPING IN. I KNOW PAST KARKAT WON'T SEE THIS BECAUSE HE NEVER READS HIS OWN POSTS AND I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T SEE IT. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE- ROSE STARTS THE WHOLE THING WITH A WHOLE SPIEL ABOUT HOW THEY WERE 'WORRIED ABOUT ME' AND 'FEARFUL FOR MY HEALTH' AND 'WHERE DID YOU GO? YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A POINT OF CONTACT!' FUCKING AMATEURS- DON'T THEY KNOW I MAINTAIN A PROLIFIC CHITTR ACCOUNT FREQUENTED BY EVEN THE MOST VAUNTED OF USERS?
im honestly barely jade anymore. the last person who actually called me that is a half vaporized corpse now. so why even bother
That all checks out...even the blood part
that would be the worst thing in the whole wide world. im pretty sure i would be in super jail if wag censors were a thing ):
FINE. SURE. YOU'RE JUST ABSOLUTELY #SLAY. YOU #WORKIT ON THE EARTH-C RUNWAY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THAT SAY.
YOU PITY REACTED A CHIT FROM DAYS AGO THAT I EXPLICITLY ASKED PEOPLE NOT TO PITY REACT?! @GUTSYGUMSHOE THIS IS A NEW FUCKING LOW!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PEOPLE PITY REACT THAT CHIT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING SMART!
please dont call my mom they finally started paying me i need this job
MISSING DAVE.... I REMEMBER HE SHOWED ME THIS GAME, CALLED MINECRAFT. I WONDER IF THE COMMANDS WORK... /SUMMON @S DAVE_STRIDER_CANDY-TIMELINE
Something I can relate to.
can i have a win for the first time in my entire life
<3-I-think-this-one-is-depressed-egbert-due-to-my-expert-sleuthing-skills.
i was the prettiest little protein and now look at me im a subpar chittr poster
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
oh to be a silly dog at home in my comfy bed snoozing away awaiting to be fed my kibble or if i so please beg for a treat but alas work 😔
:33< mew guys are talking about eridan? :33< fur a w33k?!? :33< ERIDAN?!? :33< ugh stupid :33< wake meow up when mewere talking about p33 or mewri or meowi again :33< ... eridan of all trolls...
i did i was just focused on the subway surfers
no one under2TTand2 how hard iiTT ii2 2 carry TThe manTTle of 4merly beiing iin TThe che22 club
i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed
#nsfw feeling this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488020230759256064/IMG_3679.png?ex=69cb4255&is=69c9f0d5&hm=7fba385b19b0c15b1f3deeeb7a48cf377f7ae36feb1e08f993a513bca47bed4f&
listen sometimes a mans hobbies will end up with some overlap
Kind of lonely… And I cAn’t sleep [=:(
lol no. yw cuz!
rose wont fucking listen to me i keep saying she has jaundice and liver failure from the drinking and now look at her ass
oH GOD, i TRIED TO CATCH, tHE BAG OF CHEEZ-ITS, tOSSED AT ME, bUT i HIT eRIDAN, aND i THINK, hIS OLFACTORY NUB, iS BLEEDING BECAUSE, tHE BACK OF MY NECK, iS KIND OF COLD AND WET, tHOUGH, iT COULD BE SNOT, aND ALSO, tHESE CHEEZ-ITS ARE ALL, sMASHED INTO DUST, sO i CAN'T EVEN REALLY, eAT THEM, wITHOUT MAKING A MESS, wITH, mY CURRENT, sCARF BASED RESTRAINTS, tHOUGH, i WILL TRY BRAVELY, aNYWAYS, aND HOPEFULLY NOT MAKE A MESS, oN THE uBER xl, fLOOR,
#dogproblems its fine though just smarts for a minute or two kinda like stubbing your toe
nothing i just felt like it
You people frighten me something dreadful.
a please w꥟uld be nice, w꥟uldn't it?
IF IT'S WORSE THAN GRUMBLR THAN I'LL BE IMPRESSED.
yOU KNOW, sOMETIMES i THINK, mAYBE pUPA pAN ISN'T EVEN, mY FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE, i THINK tINKERBELL IS, rEALLY NEAT, aND i WOULD RATHER FLY WITH, wINGS THAN, nOTHING, aND SHE HAS COOL mAGIC, aND HAIR AND, a PRETTY OUTFIT, aND FAIRY DUST, bUT THEN i REMEMBER, pUPA pAN IS, tHE ONE FOR BOYS, sO i LIKE HIM MORE, }:)
yes?
[An image is attached. It's a slice of whipped cheesecake with a blueberry sauce on it... There are tiny little bite marks on one side of it, and behind the cheesecake is a small black cat with white paws. She has cheesecake in her whiskers and is staring intently.] This is what I get for looking away for two minutes.
:F Just spent like forty minutes vomiting my guts out for no apparent reason why does my body hate me.
HOO HOO HOO. LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, MY POWER IS GROWING AS WE SPEAK. YOU RAMBUNCTIOUS WHORE. YOU KNOW NOTHING.
YES. IT IS. MY LIFE HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN THIS EASY. I HAD TO STRUGGLE AND FIGHT, TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE. IT IS FULL OF TRAGEDY AND STRIFE. I WAS SHACKLED TO A WALL. MY SISTER DIED. BUT NONE THE LESS, I PERSERVERED. AND THUS BECAME, THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE!!!!!!!!!!!
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...h★ve you ever l↑ked someone (l↑ke, l↑ke l↑ked. l↑ke, tot★l flushed qu★dr★nt) even though you know they'd never see you l↑ke th★t?
doesnt matter how many times your bare dick is leaked on the internet you never quite get used to it #nsfw #fuckyou @plushrumpdotGay #dontclickthatwebsite
hey now hey now
you ever meet someone who seems to intentionally be doing every small thing in order to hurt you? but you can’t ever call them out on it because you don’t have the evidence to prove it was intentional
I wish I could Titty post too but alas Dysphoria. No Titty from this Teal Blood : (. Which is a bit of a shame because if I don't bind I got some Hella nice Tits lmao!!! #nsfw
i changed my mind multiversality sucks
can we pretend that pain in the body is like shooting stars i could really use an advil right now
i'm doing my best.
google.com how to make my face stop glowing red.
cute! take off the sweater next time gomen!
beautiful women are always pitying me
can you call me that again