♦ pitied by @gardenGamma
i just spent a good five minutes barking at the bird outside before realising it was davesprite who was coming over to visit :(
youll always have space in my heart distance and time doesnt matter #incest
i dunno. just, weird feelings. i'm ok!
Yeah I dunno what to do about that same issue :(
fine fine i already made my point wwhich is that the prince both givveth and taketh awway for my indiscretions i offer you one like and pity let us be as oomfs after this
pfffhehehe no yeah i it just doesnt totally feel real like a wonderful dream that i could never ever ever have in real life
i would have happily chosen a world where we didnt have to play sburb and fuck our whole lives up maybe then we could have had a normal life together #incest
FUTURE KARKAT HERE JUMPING IN. I KNOW PAST KARKAT WON'T SEE THIS BECAUSE HE NEVER READS HIS OWN POSTS AND I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T SEE IT. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE- ROSE STARTS THE WHOLE THING WITH A WHOLE SPIEL ABOUT HOW THEY WERE 'WORRIED ABOUT ME' AND 'FEARFUL FOR MY HEALTH' AND 'WHERE DID YOU GO? YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A POINT OF CONTACT!' FUCKING AMATEURS- DON'T THEY KNOW I MAINTAIN A PROLIFIC CHITTR ACCOUNT FREQUENTED BY EVEN THE MOST VAUNTED OF USERS?
im honestly barely jade anymore. the last person who actually called me that is a half vaporized corpse now. so why even bother
that would be the worst thing in the whole wide world. im pretty sure i would be in super jail if wag censors were a thing ):
FINE. SURE. YOU'RE JUST ABSOLUTELY #SLAY. YOU #WORKIT ON THE EARTH-C RUNWAY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THAT SAY.
YOU PITY REACTED A CHIT FROM DAYS AGO THAT I EXPLICITLY ASKED PEOPLE NOT TO PITY REACT?! @GUTSYGUMSHOE THIS IS A NEW FUCKING LOW!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PEOPLE PITY REACT THAT CHIT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING SMART!
please dont call my mom they finally started paying me i need this job
MISSING DAVE.... I REMEMBER HE SHOWED ME THIS GAME, CALLED MINECRAFT. I WONDER IF THE COMMANDS WORK... /SUMMON @S DAVE_STRIDER_CANDY-TIMELINE
Something I can relate to.
can i have a win for the first time in my entire life
<3-I-think-this-one-is-depressed-egbert-due-to-my-expert-sleuthing-skills.
i was the prettiest little protein and now look at me im a subpar chittr poster
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
oh to be a silly dog at home in my comfy bed snoozing away awaiting to be fed my kibble or if i so please beg for a treat but alas work 😔
:33< mew guys are talking about eridan? :33< fur a w33k?!? :33< ERIDAN?!? :33< ugh stupid :33< wake meow up when mewere talking about p33 or mewri or meowi again :33< ... eridan of all trolls...
i did i was just focused on the subway surfers
no one under2TTand2 how hard iiTT ii2 2 carry TThe manTTle of 4merly beiing iin TThe che22 club
i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed
#nsfw feeling this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488020230759256064/IMG_3679.png?ex=69cb4255&is=69c9f0d5&hm=7fba385b19b0c15b1f3deeeb7a48cf377f7ae36feb1e08f993a513bca47bed4f&
listen sometimes a mans hobbies will end up with some overlap
Kind of lonely… And I cAn’t sleep [=:(
lol no. yw cuz!
rose wont fucking listen to me i keep saying she has jaundice and liver failure from the drinking and now look at her ass
oH GOD, i TRIED TO CATCH, tHE BAG OF CHEEZ-ITS, tOSSED AT ME, bUT i HIT eRIDAN, aND i THINK, hIS OLFACTORY NUB, iS BLEEDING BECAUSE, tHE BACK OF MY NECK, iS KIND OF COLD AND WET, tHOUGH, iT COULD BE SNOT, aND ALSO, tHESE CHEEZ-ITS ARE ALL, sMASHED INTO DUST, sO i CAN'T EVEN REALLY, eAT THEM, wITHOUT MAKING A MESS, wITH, mY CURRENT, sCARF BASED RESTRAINTS, tHOUGH, i WILL TRY BRAVELY, aNYWAYS, aND HOPEFULLY NOT MAKE A MESS, oN THE uBER xl, fLOOR,
#dogproblems its fine though just smarts for a minute or two kinda like stubbing your toe
nothing i just felt like it
You people frighten me something dreadful.
a please w꥟uld be nice, w꥟uldn't it?
IF IT'S WORSE THAN GRUMBLR THAN I'LL BE IMPRESSED.
yOU KNOW, sOMETIMES i THINK, mAYBE pUPA pAN ISN'T EVEN, mY FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE, i THINK tINKERBELL IS, rEALLY NEAT, aND i WOULD RATHER FLY WITH, wINGS THAN, nOTHING, aND SHE HAS COOL mAGIC, aND HAIR AND, a PRETTY OUTFIT, aND FAIRY DUST, bUT THEN i REMEMBER, pUPA pAN IS, tHE ONE FOR BOYS, sO i LIKE HIM MORE, }:)
yes?
[An image is attached. It's a slice of whipped cheesecake with a blueberry sauce on it... There are tiny little bite marks on one side of it, and behind the cheesecake is a small black cat with white paws. She has cheesecake in her whiskers and is staring intently.] This is what I get for looking away for two minutes.
:F Just spent like forty minutes vomiting my guts out for no apparent reason why does my body hate me.
HOO HOO HOO. LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, MY POWER IS GROWING AS WE SPEAK. YOU RAMBUNCTIOUS WHORE. YOU KNOW NOTHING.
YES. IT IS. MY LIFE HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN THIS EASY. I HAD TO STRUGGLE AND FIGHT, TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE. IT IS FULL OF TRAGEDY AND STRIFE. I WAS SHACKLED TO A WALL. MY SISTER DIED. BUT NONE THE LESS, I PERSERVERED. AND THUS BECAME, THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE!!!!!!!!!!!
↑t's so the worst, ↑sn't ↑t? l↑ke, ↑t's not l↑ke ↑ w★nt to l↑ke her, but she m★kes ↑t so h★rd not to.
...h★ve you ever l↑ked someone (l↑ke, l↑ke l↑ked. l↑ke, tot★l flushed qu★dr★nt) even though you know they'd never see you l↑ke th★t?
doesnt matter how many times your bare dick is leaked on the internet you never quite get used to it #nsfw #fuckyou @plushrumpdotGay #dontclickthatwebsite
hey now hey now
you ever meet someone who seems to intentionally be doing every small thing in order to hurt you? but you can’t ever call them out on it because you don’t have the evidence to prove it was intentional
I wish I could Titty post too but alas Dysphoria. No Titty from this Teal Blood : (. Which is a bit of a shame because if I don't bind I got some Hella nice Tits lmao!!! #nsfw
i changed my mind multiversality sucks
can we pretend that pain in the body is like shooting stars i could really use an advil right now
i'm doing my best.
google.com how to make my face stop glowing red.
cute! take off the sweater next time gomen!
beautiful women are always pitying me
can you call me that again