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me: *making sick beats* the 10% of me that's a dog: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo
:33 < cooood i wanna huff some fucking pits rn...
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! agree ! agree ! agree ! agree~
my type is s0me0ne wh0 will let me huff their pits. send chitt. #nsfw
[hdhjwjd] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5ec7f845b68.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14523d2fd36d.jpg
// i slept most of the day, but I wanted to share gammie's selfie WIP. https://64.media.tumblr.com/38d8b78982ff066e23186888fe362732/125a29bc6d54d9b3-16/s640x960/b68693c7e8fd187937f3feed98b84db3b8663fee.png
√(You got a solid B- my man, don't beat yourself up.)²
We like to hype our equally-as-hot-and-pretty friends up, what can I say?
gosh you and your way of talking yourself into the depths of my brain. it's impossible to disagree with anything you say thank you rose. that was all really sweet of you to say and i must reiterate that you are also so so so so hot!!
r_eallllllllll
youre right!! what better way to work my way through these feelings!! porrim may i please make out with you crazy style please please????
rose!!!! stop it you!!! have you seen yourself???? you really think i could ever compare to you??????
the things you've caused me from being so ridiculously hot cannot be put to words >:(
I have, and all I can say is that you needn't compare. What you need is empowerment, to lose that sense of self-deprication and put yourself out there. Think of it as, if I'm as hot as you say I am, I would be a trustworthy authority to deem someone else hot. And you, miss, are as hot as they come.
B;33 < my dms are open if you ever want to get into detail about that
Abso+lutely. <3 My messages are always o+pen to+ make arrangements.
B33 < sorry harley, i cant help it
The saving grace that we all have is that you're equally (if not more) hot as we are.
Try making o+ut with them abo+ut it. It helps me.
my life would be much easier if my friends weren't so incredibly hot all the time #nsfw
I JUST HAPPENED TO BE LOOKING. ((Josh is another account of mine lmfao
o(>< )o After yesterday... I realised I should probably post a photo of myself so that I don't end up being mistaken for my darling stars that I document the lives of again... (*/。＼) It's an old photo, but this is me. Um... Okay, that's all! Back to the important ones! #pleasedontstare https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3c58e5ae2ae9dc074fb8c2b676d7db4/01cb976d585bf093-7d/s2048x3072/f9ef223d12ee74d0037be25731d8aabcf2dd82b1.png
are you a strategy guide? because i've been reading you for hours and i still don't get it.
nooot reaally? ssiince iit'ss baassed aaround aausspiisstiice relaatiionsshiipss, iit jusst ssortaa liike ii guessss the besst waay to put iit 4 aa humaan "caalm down" or "chiill" ssomeone could better explaaiin iit iim ssure.
i am simply just a dumb fucking dog boy i can mnot fucntion in these conditions #nsfw #nsfwe
i wanna fuck my bro and my sister i should ask roxy for nudes #incest #nsfw
I'm afraid I must retire for the evening. Until we meet again, farewell and adieu.
You Must Be Made Of Copper And Tellurium, Because You’re Cu Te!
:33< my great mew charactpurr purrvy the pirate :33< yahor let me s33 mewre booty :33< #nsfw or whatefur
I don’t think, I know
Ughh I hate this goddamn autocorrect mf- you’re such an ENCOURAGING presence Jade
...Thank you Jade. I appreciate your persepctive. I don't wish to disappoint you, really.
feels like a good night to order pizza and beg my brother for nudes #nsfw #incest
shirt collar.
should i have gotten #oiledup too?
u r soooooooooo rite bbygrl i was thinkin on all 4000 acres a booba 4 dis 1 tryna figure out wtf critiquin boobz gonna do abt gals w bustin bust ??? 2 evry bbygrl blessed in da chest: ily pls dont let boyz chafe ur cleaves
BBYGRL.. its ok luv urself (itty bitty titty committy needs <3 2) honestly if it waznt 4 da backpainz id probbly go bigger these bbyz ROK
who dafuq knowz atp im litcherally moar boobs than brainz by volume n i wuv bein thicc af so idk WHAT he talkin abt ??? mommaz needs subtitls lolll
waddahel..... my boobz r 2 big can sum1 explain wat tf that guy is talkin abt lmoa #feminism #hhcupproblems
Without reservation of any kind.
Always shoot your shot, don't waste it. You've no idea how phenomenally good things can really get when you disregard the possibility they'll go awful.
Morning ΣvΣryonΣ ¡¡ I hopΣ all of you havΣ a nicΣ day =:D
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
Take care and much obliged.
<' i love comic books!! i love tv!! thinking about all the things i enjoy 2night. :D feel free 2 ask me about things i love 2 yap about everything forever!! '>
Fascinating to chance across this four hours later, walked back about the durational span it took you to disclose this much. Always a heartwarming prospect. Abducting a woman's mind for that long into the wee hours of the night. The highest indirect compliment that can be paid.
oh maybe this isnt consistent across my alts but ive been on a transformers kick for a bit? im talking about one of my favorites skyfire
The best girl.
APRIL FOOLS, MOTHERFUCKERS. AM I DOING IT RIGHT? #nsfw #bulge #surprise #prank ?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdabe794d742.jpg
i am trying to get closer to it but i am scared. i can barely see with how bright it is in here, i have to get closer. #peanutbuttersandwich.
:33 < update: i flashed the band my kitty titties and equihiss dropped me.... 33:#nsfw #eridanw33k
:33 < equihiss put me on his shoulders, and i can see the whole band furrom here!!!! #eridanw33k
it is dark again. but i can see something. #peanutbuttersandwich.
thas wat im sayin such a good girl
She is a very pretty puppy
hi pretty puppy girl <3
Damn, that's sxmething i kan't help with. I kan't shxxt his allergies away.
:33 < #nsfw #gooning in my #gooncave :3
All good ideas seem that way at first. But so be it. One "normal hug", please.
Love that letter “I”.
I’m typing very normally today. There’s nothing weird about the way I’m typing today at all, I assure you! I love the shift key and I use it often to capitalize important letters, such as the letter “I”.
<body> ** we need to bring it back. </body>
<body> ** i miss the mobtalker mod. does anyone remember that one, with the anime girl minecraft mobs. anyone. </body>
make sure you give dave an extra big one from me.
well i'm very happy that you felt safe enough to tell me this, dirk.
<3-Listen-man,-you-can't-be-saying-this-while-actively-choosing-a-picture-that-makes-you-look-like-a-small-barkbeast-that-just-got-kicked.
((ooc post time for dune dune does not have anything special about him. he is from boring old north dakota. no game no nothing (subject to change? perhaps...) he likes paleontology and archaeology, being deeply unserious, and subjecting people to his autistic tangents about earth's ancient history. his mom left to get milk and never returned and he lives with his grandpappy schultz. also he has a hobby of being a little fucking Law Breaker by digging for fossils in the national parks of north dakota. literal nuisance behavior but he loves it. expect #nsfw and #substance posts https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/Untitled440_20260329131649.png #ooc #pinned
Jade is being a good influence on me so I have to be good and not tell you to do stuff... so long as I don't have a ball to throw
Alright alright "master" will leave her alone for now you win
No no, don't lose your mind Jade, please Jade listen- Ohhhh what's this is this a BALL. You want the ball Jade? Huh? Do ya? Go get it! Go get it Jade! :D
I'm gonna double down and hit you with the Good girl.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
:o)
what? I dIdnt do that. If I dIdnt know any better Itd seem lIke you're tryIng to.. where's jack. https://medIa1.tenor.com/m/pGsGfeJU_AYAAAAd/bIg-dylan-amazIng-dIgItal-cIrcus.gIf
You are Dr. Mouse M.D. Which is what you would say if you were legally allowed to go to school to obtain a medical doctorate. However your position at the BOTTOM on the ladder of percieved higherarchy barely allows you to work as a Mothmart greeter. You are a completely trained surgeon. You. Are. A. Surgeon. It doesn't help you're a SUSPECTED CRIMINAL. Which you're not. To be clear you are NOT A CRIMINAL. They cannot find anything to make your charges stick. Unfortunately for you, being on that bottom step makes you completely ineligible for trial on this matter. It's like you're an idiot, which legally, you are. Not like there's anything wrong with you, you're not stupid! That's simply how the government sees you. You realize you're NIGHT-DREAMING again, staring at your CARE BEARS themed husktop screen and petting your favorite BEANIE WIGGLER as you imagine where you'd went wrong. Surely it's not too late to jump ship on this life. You're almost double digits now, you have a whole thing ahead of you. Your name is IODINE STROUS, you live with your CULLER who you... It appears you do not live with your culler anymore infact you are on the run due to an altercation leading to a charge that WILL stick the moment your SOCIAL WORKER knocks on the door to an empty hive. Actually none of this is happening as it appears your night-dreaming has interwoven itself in a strange inbreeding of your own imagination. Shit is truly fucked for you right now. There are a few options here. You could seek out your ancestor, try to find a clueless sucker to take you in or turn yourself into the Beforan government on 456 probable counts of cannibalism. That last one doesn't seem very fun so you're biased against it. Despise the current problem with hivelessness, you have found moments to engage in your favorite hobby-- Fucking with innocent people online. You are very skilled at it as you tend to be maddeningly infuriating when you put your mind to it. People will believe anything if you make them think it was their idea first. You sit on some cafes internet connection, airing your grievances as anatomicallyCheated [AC] you squeak quite pawticularly strangely, you're furry cheesed about it...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ------------------------------------------------ Your title stands as THE ABITTOIR, you've made yourself quite notable in warm-blooded circles posing as a club girl to get close to cold-blooded power. In some sort of twisted scene you find yourself a deliverer of justice, finding only the most vile cool toned scum to trick into your little game of cat and mouse. Of course, you're roleplaying a cat, mouse in felines clothing? You're not sure if this works. In online circles your most dedicated fans refer to you as THE DEATHSCORT. While badass, this frequent acknowledgement of your brand makes it really difficult to keep up the persona of innocence you attempt to keep as IODINE STROUS. You are always 5 seconds away from being caught and this plagues you. // Hihihihi hello! I don't plan on doing any sort of NSFW writing despite what this character partakes in, please do not ask this of me, thank you!!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078747488531513457/1488699186437427302/z493OB58bWyoRD8loODGZ8eaogEowk28u3RRI3ZWn90zOYivMhhWGc1OUQEe.png?ex=69cdbaa8&is=69cc6928&hm=4c9938bc097792103245019e63844de152840dffe6098dc9e1c1a47b82db7614&
i was the prettiest little protein and now look at me im a subpar chittr poster
As far as I can tell, so+ lo+ng as yo+u still identify with the gender yo+u were given at birth, it wo+uldn't co+unt. But that do+esn't mean yo+u can't appreciate who+ yo+u are to+day as well. Yo+u sho+uld do+ that every day.
O+hh. I certainly did. Yo+u kno+w what? I may no+t be an autho+rity but I think if yo+u want it to+ co+unt, it co+unts.
oh to be a silly dog at home in my comfy bed snoozing away awaiting to be fed my kibble or if i so please beg for a treat but alas work 😔
doll/dolly/babydoll, pup/puppy, pet, angel, sweetheart, princess, sugar. luv all of them in both wholesum & bedroom situationss
im trans and very visible :)
also just flashed my tits wit a fan @ #eridanweek #nsfw
you are doing great! people just like to tease you because you are cute.
Am I not doing my job right? Am I hated???? :'^(
I mightttt attend #eridanweek tohoohoo tell some johohohokes~
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
ᯓ𝄞 Awww, thank you! Now you have the opportunity to get them in Alternian too! ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
i have liek ALL of ur albums bbygrl (humie miku but da point is ily)
Thank you, Troll Hatsune Miku. Very cool.
Words cannot describe how elated I am to learn of this, Troll Hatsune Miku. I feel seen in ways that defy conventional means of gratitude. Know that it will be my arms pumping the Will 'o Wisp wands bearing your alternating colors throughout the entire span of the show. My fervent fealty for your music shall be felt throughout the crowd. Surfed along in sonorous melody and sing-along intensity. You are an absolute gem beloved by all.
@dynamicFlowfields Hey. Troll social meowdia god. Suggestion. A space for pronouns? Inspired by @lilShitpeta
:33< YO!! KNOTTED!!! :33< lucky! :33< so like :33< mew doing anyathing latpurr or are mew fur33 to burry that bone in all my holes? :33< #nsfw
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thank you
thank you
I was just thinking this exact thing.
:33< yeah efurrything about its purrfect :33< the look :33< the size :33< the smell oh gog the smell :33< #nsfw :33< #nsfwe ish
𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!
:33< thinkin about girlbulge... sigh <3 :33< #nsfw
ask me if i gaf https://i.postimg.cc/g28M0kY2/askmeifigaf.png
What a tiring day! I'd only 8een here for... Hm, I'd estimate around four hours, give or take some time from stalling and typing this out as well. In that time I've felt frustr8ion, confusion, sorrow, catharsis, and joy. All within such a short, and frankly, not all that eventful time! It's actually quite stimul8ing, especially compared to the thousands upon thousands of sweeps of 8eing otherwise, well, frankly, lonesome. Perhaps it's simply just the l8 hour that's got me feeling all wishy-washy, 8ut I'm certainly looking forward to my time here. ::::)
alright i mightve laughed a little at that
I think I've reached an all time low. But it's okay. Because I have friends. Some friends anyways. The ones that still like me. So that is something nice. Also I can force Dave to watch LOTR with me.
i have deployed the trampoline at your place so it is ready whenever you are for it. in the meantime do you need someone to talk to rose?
I think.. I am all talked out for today. but thank you. For the trampoline. Maybe I will work up the bravery to bounce on it. One day.
Thank you Jade. It means a lot, truly.
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
yessss those r soooo cute the lace edges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think th silhouette of the dress wud make u look tall n sleek and u could totes pair it w sum long pretty gloves 2 accessorize it
the sleeveless one 100000% u wud rock the shit outta that
Nothing has ever been bad. Everything is so happy. #bouncing #trampoline #eridanweek
[[ i do need everyone to know that my voice claim for alpha dave is danny sexbang and i cant listen to nsp without thinking of him. orgy for one thats him. its his type of humour. he is chill like that. thats my guy.]]
Beautiful women save me. Save me beautiful women.
not a real dog! it's more like...pretending to be one? like little kids do? it's more missing that feeling. i was never an actual dog, if i was i would never change to a person!
Repostin' this ;p #nsfw (ooc: art by my friend on discord) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobs.png
Thank you, Jade. I appreciate you.
kids bop baby got back kid got backpack
do yall lIke Iced latte? I do, I love me some Iced latte wIth syruuups
Thank you, Jade, always happy to see your support
i did i was just focused on the subway surfers
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good night everyone! ✨ have wonderful rest and have sweet dreams c: ⋆｡˚ ☁︎
im taking all of them
OBJECTION! I PAY ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES AND INTERNS EXCEPTIONALLY WELL
POINT OF ORDER! i hired this oliveblood to stare at you
You're on the couch. Exhausted. The night before feeling like it chipped off the last of your soul. After hours of listening to the same drawl about contracts and licensing, agent to agent, talking about you rather than for you, we lock eyes. Your stay here has been long and hard, we both know that. Casting calls and Curtain Calls and Late Night calls add up. Show business is not for the faint of heart. No one would blame you if you walked right out that door and left Tinsel town in your rear view. But something keeps you here. You think you got it under wraps. Under control. But you know I see it. You think you got this town figured out. What keeps you coming back session after session. You excused it with the simple pleasures of the job. The lights, the sounds, the money, yeah who are you fooling? You know and I know what you're really here for. The heat. The light of you captured and printed to film. You came back because you can't help yourself. The late nights we had together. The things we've done. The things we'll do. Bare skin pressed against frosted glass. A hardwood desk to arch your back on. Lips to cheek. Hand to throat. Blade to the vein. Does your friends know? Your lovers? Do they know you're at the higher stakes table with your bottomless chalice, while they're sucking down Kool-Aid in the fucking kiddy pool? You've got class now baby, you've got style to make this town yours. With me by your side, you'll know there's no one better in the whole city of lights that'll wrap you in 30mm the way I do. We're stars baby, we can't stop now. Strike while the irons hot. Life is too short for film to burn. We're the engine of life itself, minting the ichor from Gods bled dry. How could we stop now. Single file lines with the company card. Planes and ships. Color and Vinyl. Men. Women. Blood. Passion. All for your sampling, so what are you waiting for? Let me see that smile. Let me see that muscle babe. I want to see you beg for it. I want to see you bleed into every scene, every dance, every word. Oh and just one last thing. Sign here. #nsfwe #narrative #cohersion #corruption
it took me nine yeareals to collect the cereals.
dis 1 goes out 2 @archiveAddict 4 all th hard work she does 4 the community <3 imagine this. ur just hangin out in ur human room (cuz ur a human boy) and ur layin cutely on ur tummy in bed lookin at ur human boy laptop and thers another human boy private msging u on chittr n hes tellin u how hes seen all ur posts and he likes ur vibes n u start flirting n then he invites u ovr 2 his place 4 the weekend n he tells u 2 wear ur cutest outfit in his favorite color n then u dnt hear anythin frum him 4 a few days but every day he logs on n likes all the dumb horny shit u been postin on ur chittr feed 2 let u kno that hes watchin u n the sexual tension just keeps building n building on the days leading up 2 ur date n ur super flustered n u rly wwant hsi attention so u sstart vagueposting abt him knowin that he will know exactly wat ur doin #nsfw
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no one under2TTand2 how hard iiTT ii2 2 carry TThe manTTle of 4merly beiing iin TThe che22 club
unlike the freaks on here you at least care about him a bit
Chittr i2 h3aling..
yeah i agree
D --> I think Jade is asleep so I can make my #nsfw post without her giving me the squinty eye emoji D --> Do not get me wrong, I think a large bulge is very nice to have D --> Seeing the potent mi%ture of both nervousness and e%citement in someone's eyes as they see it for the first time D --> The soft pathetic sounds they make as they see how it distends their abdomen with your size D --> The way they 100k up at you with such awe as you fill them completely, stretched as deep and as wide as their poor body can handle, claiming every inch of them for yourself D --> But I just don't see the purpose of going beyond that D --> At some point it would just get silly and inconvenient I think
big day 4 meatluvers on chittr #meatposting
:33 < they smell like sweat and her!!!!
im so fucking glad u agree
ok yeah youre cooking with this one straight up 5 star chef type shit
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KUDOS! ❤︎
on that note.... ppl dont talk enuff abt fragrance play.. pov he stops u b4 ur goin out the door an he uses his fingers 2 apply his own cologne right on ur pulse point of ur neck n he does it all slow n sensual while making eye contact and then u smell like him the rest of the day...................... wawwowwww #nsfw
it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication
Just name a time and place so+metime, and I'll be there. Mwah.
Po+o+r thing, do+ yo+u need so+meo+ne ho+lding it in place? <3
O+f co+urse I do+. I want to+ praise the fo+rm o+f yo+ur bo+dy, to+ the incredible ability yo+u have been given to+ pick and cho+o+se what yo+u wo+uld satisfy with... even yo+ur camerawo+rk. ;)
thats some incredible cgi
Go+o+d go+ds o+f the o+uter ring. Ho+w many times will I watch this to+day?
DAMN. that really is some motherfuckin magic. MIRACLES.
YES.
BIG BULGE, BIG BLADDER. #nsfw #nsfwe #piss
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
My hips are ALSO hurting. It sucks being such a big titty, big booty having gorgeous woman. #slightnsfw
o- Establishing connection . . . -o o- . . . -o o- Connection established ! -o o- Hello everyone ! ^o^ -o
for you? SURE. lemme just slide up and bend and... honk. ;o)
can yyou do that again closer to my ear
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
HONK.
welcum home
IM HOME. what i miss?
THANKS, cutie. :o)
that's a good take on it, but i can't help but interpret gideon as being very destructive about his beliefs. he would tear society down to its studs to prove a point, which is why i'm leaning prince for him
((Ngl I get hope player vibes from gid
#nowplaying cash by love-sadKID https://youtu.be/y7bfqI7N1pw?si=2_NNZjU9Ginvrg9Q
honestLy? good taste. the mario soundfont was a surPrise but it's weirdLy faithfuL? the raP sections are a LittLe scuffed, but that's kind of hard to do with a soundfont i guess.
you wouldnt believe how much im considering it
COMEDY AND TRAGEDY. LIKE ALL DICHOTOMIES. ARE ONE AND THE SAME. WE ARE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN. THIS CAN NO LONGER BE CALLED. A SILLY JOKE.
saw the cat, he whinnied [maliciously]. The cat leaped from Anna’s arms and ran over to Acorn. [God averted His eyes, knowing what was soon to come.] The cat stayed in the paddock with the ponies while the girls went in for dinner. [The moment Anna’s back was turned, Acorn trampled the cat like nobody’s business. Acorn had already killed the cat once, and was ready to do it as many more times as it took. Maybe this cat had nine lives. Maybe nine million. But Acorn was patient. It couldn’t keep coming back forever.] It’s fun to have a cat, thought Anna. [Acorn hopscotched all over that fucker. He was like a steamroller whose drum had just been re-forged into four glorious hooves and who hated cats more than Nikola Tesla hated the voltage leeches that lived in the pond outside his crystal electro-mansion. After nearly a minute of trituration, Acorn looked proudly at the pulverized kitty curdles beneath his hooves. Crushing an enemy had rarely been so satisfying to him. Acorn felt as smug as the aforementioned voltage leeches did on the day in 1928 when they inevitably rose up, killed Tesla, crawled into his skull, and began controlling his body via electric shocks to his dead brain. That’s right, for the last fifteen years of his life, Nikola Tesla was actually just a colony of leeches that piloted his body as if it were a fleshy mecha from a weird Japanese anime. Pigeons and leeches, Jane; when you get right down to it, that’s all we really are. Pigeons and leeches. But anyway, all that stuff was really dumb. Back to Acorn. Before the cat’s blood had even congealed on his forelegs, Acorn saw what he knew he would: a black cat with white paws prancing towards him along the fence of the paddock. “It will take more than that to kill me, Acorn,” hissed the cat in the tongue of the beasts. “Fuck you,” snarled Acorn. “Do you know why I’m here?” the cat asked, while shitting disdainfully. Acorn was silent. “Then allow me to enlighten you.” The inky archfiend jumped onto Acorn’s back and began to whisper his spiraling susurrations into the pony’s ear.] Suddenly, Anna woke up. [She and her cronies were having a sleepover in her barn or the animal hospital or something. That’s what happened in those boring-as-all-fuck paragraphs up there that I pasted over.] #DetectivePony
// Okay! I think it's about time I put a definition on my Signless and how I play him. My version of the Signless is post-death, playing him as revived for the purposes of Earth C Shenanigans(tm). Obviously that means the people on here are not his version of those people, but he's aware of that. He'll indulge anyway. He was an adrenaline junkie in life, which means now he has much less concern for his own safety! He will meddle, he will not be cautious when interacting with highbloods, and he will prod the metaphorical bear in ways he never was allowed to in life. While he hates being called The Sufferer, he bears the symbol of his death ♋ with pride. He wasn't hatched with it, so still considers him 'sign-less', but to him it's a symbol of the lasting impact anyone can have. Of course, I have maaaany more headcanons for him, but those can be discovered through time.//
Honestly I Think I Will Cause Im Pretty Sure My Lawyer Is Asleep And I Dont Know If I Can Stay Up Until That Late Today
Hmm i dont know it seems pretty sound to me!
POINT OF ORDER! i am
OPENING STATEMENT! (standing on the other side of the well). may it please the court. good evening, your highblood - opposing counsel - members of the jury. today's case is just an example of jumping to conclusions. earlier this evening, my client's own ectosibling had a shotgun wedding to a virtual musician - and, the protective sister that Ms. Harley is, she jumped in to make sure her ectosibling wasn't doing anything too rash; you'll see her statements in court later today. they're entirely reasonable. she's also accused of hating someone's chitt - members of the jury, the hate react is simply built into the platform. it's impolite, maybe, but it's also *impersonal.* not cruel. furthermore, in today's case, the burden of proof lies solely on the plaintiff. the defense *has* no burden. we don't have to call witnesses... but we will. we don't have to show you evidence... but we will. hell, Ms. Harley doesn't even have to be here today... but she is. the plaintiff, however, *must* prove to you beyond a preponderance of the evidence that she is responsible. but the scales don't start at fifty/fifty; having the burden means that they start by defact at *zero* percent proven, and they must build their case brick by brick to persuade you. if they fail to reach not only fifty percent but persuade you beyond that, then they have failed to meet their burden and you must find my client not liable. thank you
Kind of lonely… And I cAn’t sleep [=:(
i would like to sincerely apologize for any bodily harm caused by my dear son, Reddit Karrma
use WEAPON of fair representation against defamation opponent case DESTROY
HOUSEKEEPING/PRE-TRIAL MATTERS! (running over to the other side of the courtblock again) yes your highblood both parties have filled out and signed this character evidence form, permission to approach and tender to the bench? and with that the defense has no further pre-trial matters, and is ready to proceed to opening statements
OBJECTION! lawsuits are always funny
Believed in the heart of the cards. https://i.imgur.com/YCBZ9Gl.png #WitchChittr #Balatrose #Balatro #WithMods #Roguelike #Gaming
POINT OF ORDER! in the interest of honesty i will clarify that the plaintiff party complaints on paper are more likely to be libel and/or harassment, discrimination is just the catch-all term i use for people who don't know legalese because it gets the point across impersonally
i lovemy family. Im so lucky. shoutout to the girls inmy life.
lol no. yw cuz!
see!! see!!! ah whatever maybe there's some bulllshit tax reasons i can't change it yet. man. hey @asclepianDesperada does it stop getting weird seeing alt versions of your relatives?
oh yeah, sorry, new to the whole multiverse thing. anyway yeah! no -vantas cuz the name's long enough already. i keep trying to convince you guys to let me change it to starley because it's RIGHT there but whatever. 8/
careful ma, teto's gonna get mad! XD
Well, see, that’s clearly to depict me as evil.
sooo, caddie said there's multiverse shenanigans going on here? and like, normally i'm dismissing that shit out of hand because she kind of just makes stuff up sometimes. 8P but then her mumlonde said it too, so i guess it's not completely bullshit? aunt callie ain't no liar!! 8J anyway sup!!!! name's deejay. or dj starley if i'm pretending to be famous. XJ #earthc
@cotlLawyer
You rotten milk-sopping dishrag of a “publication”… this is NOT A PHOTO OF ME!
oKAY, i MADE IT BACK, hIVE, oVERALL, i WOULD SAY, tHAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD NIGHT, aS FAR AS, nIGHTS GO!
Gasp. Whatever happened to death of the author? #Scandalous #Notvery.... #Degenerousofyou
ok time for bed. it is getting late. good night everyone.
You just don't understand. Sad! #LaCroix #IDrinkitbecauseItHurts #Masochist #Nsfw #PainSeekingBehavior #TheCarbonationStings
thanks jarley
flavored mineral water is bullshit dont ever come to me like hey dave you want a la croix are you out of your mind
I-do-love-my-violin,-I-couldn't-ask-for-a-more-beautiful-instrument--https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/c4/71/22/c47122a9eaa370ffa65947881f1b0044.jpg
tHANK YOU, jADE,,!
you should ♯watch ♯hazywithachanceofmeatspheres ♯yourmovie ♯hashtagyourmovie
Wait Until You See Troll Heathers
Troll Riich Goranskii^s halloween massacare wiill not be forgotten for many an age
Man, I'm watching Troll Be More Chill and it sure is an experience haha It's interesting to see all the differences between the human and the troll version The troll one is certainly bloodier...
OWWWW YOU MOVED YOUR HEAD
FUCK YOU
#Bump
No rizz, but I'd make us in the Sims.
i never thought about that bein a problem for u oh noooo
they should make dog accessible furnitures that protect ur tail
#dogproblems its fine though just smarts for a minute or two kinda like stubbing your toe
it IS the worst!!!! thank goodness i love this thing for other reasons because it can be a real pain sometimes literally!!!
Today's wordle is straight up bullshit =_= ⬛️🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
A young troll stands in her respiteblock. Though it was ten solar sweeps ago she was given life, she is far from finished with the story of her life. Ten Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is roughly equivalent to twenty-one Earth years. Of course, we aren't on Alternia, because that would be ridiculous. No, indeed, we have moved on from that planet. Those trolls’ stories have already been told. This is a new tale altogether. Your name is DEILYA OSKUNE. In a few months, on the 8th bilunar perigee of the 8th dark season’s equinox, it will once again be your WRIGGLING DAY, an event for which you are abnormally excited. This is because on that day, you will be playing a game with a few of your friends. This game, of course, will herald the end of your world. But as this is both unavoidable and unimportant at the moment, there is no reason to dwell on it. You have a variety of interests, including PLAYING MUSIC and GAMING with your FRIENDS. You claim to be very good with the GUITAR, and you have an ENJOYMENT of the NUMBER SEVEN which many of your friends describe as ABNORMAL. Your FAVORITE GUITAR is a SEVEN-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR designed to RESEMBLE a TROLL. Your FAVORITE TIME SIGNATURE is 7/7 TIME, which is why all your FRIENDS say you're ACTUALLY TERRIBLE at the GUITAR. They just DON'T UNDERSTAND. You've been waiting for your WRIGGLING DAY to play the AFOREMENTIONED GAME, because that SEEMS TO BE THE TRADITION. You'd LIKE TO SAY you'll be GOING IN BLIND, but your lusus taught you not to LIE. You have SEEN the game PLAYED BEFORE. Of course, that is something to be DISCUSSED LATER. Scattered about your room are VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS, as well as several ASSORTED CONTROLLERS. A VIDEO SCREEN sits in the corner, and below it are various GAMING CONSOLES. A desk sits opposite that VIDEO SCREEN, next to your RECUPERACOON, and upon that desk sits your COMPUTER, which you'll use to PLAY THE GAME when that time comes. Of course, you also have VARIOUS PORTABLE COMPUTERS, as you have SEEN WHAT HAPPENS when one does not remember to KEEP NO LESS THAN 5 COMPUTERS ON THEM AT ALL TIMES. You, personally, keep SEVEN. In the far corner, there is a SEWING MACHINE, which you used to make your ENTIRE WARDROBE yourself.
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
okay well yes that but i more meant after that
had dinner showered and tossed on some comfy pjs made some tea and i am all set to… well i havent decided yet but I’ll get there
yeah give me this guys followers instead
punch my teeth in, , , #shibari #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/19M3mnH.png
((Y9u're s9 right, i d9n't even kn9w why I questi9ned it.))
PPLLEEAAAASEW PLEASE PLLEASE PLEASS PLEASE PLEASE PL
There's no reason for me to point out kankri is a short stack. There's no reason for me to say he's short enough to fit in a backpack. There's also no reason for me to say he got a fat ass and thicc thighs. None. But here I am. #ooc
talons are great for leaving marks and no one appreciates that more than i do #nsfw
beg and ill show leg, , , #nsfw #seriousoffer #begandwhimper
((link to the mod: https://gamebanana.com/mods/637495
aww she looks so cute w the lol hover board thing
“She had waited all her life for something, and it had killed her when it found her.” *Excerpt from Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston
"NOW --- You may be thinking. 'Argyri, you'v been walking vor a pretty long time. Are you evr going to vind someone to harass?' And to that I say. I SAID 'ONLY TIME WILL TELL.' Besides, look! Ovr there! I think there's a tall shadowy-looking vigure! Let's go talk to them! ---Hyeellooo, mysteriously tall troll. Might I ask what you're doing out here in the middle ov nowhere?" ( Ov course, the would-be target ov Argyri's harassment only gets to breathe into the mic bevore Argyri is gone, leaving their lusus-slash-tripod behind. Because that's scary. (i hope these are in the right order)) @murdererHonkhonk https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d7547040ad0a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/bc5v19e0e29c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/45ad89175cb8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/37a44783285d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/3vc5ee18d6e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/86c536v3d816.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/8799cc2eevdd.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/02bv9c467689.png
i get s0 much game they call me the super mari0 h0e. #recyclingmy0wnj0ke
:) KaRkAt HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/0q8cL6W.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mOiRaIl
Plum-headed Parekeet Wingspan: 14 inchs roughly About: 2.3–2.8 ounces Habitat: Often found in forests and wvoodlands Diet: Mostly fruit and seeds Image is a female https://upload.wvikimedia.org/wvikipedia/commons/e/e1/Plum-headed_Parakeet_%28Psittacula_cyanocephala%29_in_Kawval_WS%2C_AP_W_IMG_1590.jpg
As far as I'm concerned, there /are/ pheromones in sweat. So it's not completely out of the question to be attracted to it.
Hmmm...noted. Very useful indeed. I am not without my proclivities for well-trained pups with innate instinct enough to roll over and expose their soft underbellies at my cloying insistence. Good dog. What a treat.
Domo arigatogozaimasu. Rankmaid-kun.
I have been advised against responding to this post in absentia of cold shower intervention. Just know that the information has been noted and your contact details have been recorded. When they toss me into the rubber room and hook me up to the machine that makes the lights behind my eyes dance, know the tears I leak are for you, Rankmaid-kun.
KUDOS! ❤︎
im ssweating
lol hes a dweeb. i need 2 see if i can get him 2 wear tht
waow... inwish my sollux was fat grl dont be afraid 2 get on top
if u ever picture me in ur mind, pls always pciture me in this shirt #nsfw #implied https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/e8/20/e9e820630b5ec1399f6932dec1463101.jpg
I've never known a Roxy to be the type to pull out of any situation and I wouldn't expect one to start now, hoohoo! :B
:33 < there is an ampurra w33k happening? :33 < well i mean gosh good for him! yes truly and honestly. i guess i just have a couple questions :33 < do we have to participate in ampurra w33k? not in a mean way! just, is this mandatory? :33 < and what do you uh :33 < what do you do on ampurra w33k? :33 < do we all just talk about him? :33 < i am a chatty cath33 or whatever the human equivalent of that is, lemme tell you! :33 < the metafurical cat will never get my tongue :33 < but that would get exhausting real fast now would it not?
Thank yxu very much Chittr user gardenGamma... Have a very gxxd day!!! :)))
https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/e16a68eaf036...jpg Hilarixus barkbeast!!! Very much a gentleman :))) I feel tx impxrtant tx stress that tx be a gentleman is nxt defined by yxur attire xr presentatixn but by yxur philxsxphy and yxur ideals... A gentleman is kind!!! But nxt weak... Xpen-minded!!! But nxt malleable... A gentleman respects xthers whether he hates them xr lxves them!!! Respect is all the gentleman asks fxr in return!!! :)))
a sheep/wlf sex scene sounds fire sry #nsfw
good dog.
;o) #nsfwe #piss
That's great! It's always so nice to see trolls create. I'll be sure to check it out. Ego sum ira Domini.
HELLO!!!! EVERYONE!!! IM DROPPING MY NEW SINGLE SOON!!! NYONE!!! EXCITED!?!?!???!? #RAP #HELLYES
im a byleth girlie myself but good post
Robin (Fire Emblem) if they were Gen Z.
wome be eating sushi an pizza
lol this sounds like something youd hear in fallout! ...which i guess is not inappropriate!
kNOCK KNOCK, wHO, iS THERE AT MY, fRONT DOOR? oIL, oIL, wHO? wELL OIL BE MATE, iT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE, oI'VE SEEN YOU, GUV! #oILINGuP
huh, that is pretty cute. i'll think about it!
iT'S FUN TO COME UP, wITH OTHER NAMES, yOU MIGHT LIKE, tO HAVE,
giving a hot younger version of yourself head is kind of awesome i highly reccomend it haha #nsfw
thank you.
heheh. it's ok jade i am happy to share it with you!
you are mad because you don't have any macaroni and cheese.
just had some macaroni and cheese. hashtag my cheese.
not if i steal it!! then it becomes nacho (not yo) cheese >:D
Daily reminder that! 1. You're a wonderful person, don't let others tell you otherwise. 2. Keep yourself healthy, hydrated and well fed.. A body that is not healthy ends up becoming cull bait. 3. And please be polite to your brood mothers.. They're doing their hardest to take care of the young ones....
yeah, should've just said girl-liker. i have regrets.
i do feel a bit bad for the skeleton though why didn't anyone want to go with him :(
OF COURSE. and good dogs get treats.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I say "Don't you know?", you say you don't know! I say, "Take me out!" ]
GOOD DOG, best bitch. :o)
its okay being subby is cute 2
:33< do mew think troll the jokepurrs like :33< troll mewgo strange is troll mewgo normal to meow :33< send chitt
ur so nice and kind jade ur so pleasant to b around /gen
honk honk :3
awwwawwwwwww look at ur big ol toothies <33 i bet u could fuckin shred sumbuddy w those huh
:o) honk.
(( System with Dirk active on the Dirk account handshake. AU sounds like a goddamn banger. 10/10 no notes. ))
Hey, out-of-character intro time. This Dirk is part of my own original AU, inspired by the Grind Fiction / Shibuya Punk media genre. His story takes place in the early 2000s in a futuristic fucked up version of earth where all the people have abandoned the surface of the planet in favor of living in futuristic floating sky cities. His sburb session was completely fucked up and broken bc of Some Things. This version of Dirk is an underground street racer and his main hobby is illegally building and modifying vehicles. He does robot & AI shit with the cars too. Cars in his timeline/particular situation can be used with regular wheels but also fly/hover in the air. Trying not to totally infodump here but that's a vague rundown of his whole deal. This account will be fairly tame. Might venture into some #nsfw territory from time to time, as well as #substance because my Dirk is a stoner. Side note that the account owner is a system and does have a Dirk fictive that is active on this account. Not that big of a deal, just an FYI. In-character content is strictly roleplaying. My DMs are open for in-character roleplay interaction or OOC chats, just let me know when you DM whether you're roleplaying or not. Thanks for checkin' him out!
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
likE dudE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_202141357.png
IF IT'S WORSE THAN GRUMBLR THAN I'LL BE IMPRESSED.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
bark bark bark!!
Fuck the Implication.
dennis reynolds
:o)
ok theres no way youre me this is bullshit #smooth
Mom Like Creamy, Dad likes Crunchy. i personally like that shit with the peanut butter and jelly in one jar. thats the Good shit
((INTERESTING SUGGESTIONS THUS FAR. i will ponder.
imngonna start humping someones leg in a second #nsfw
((Alright Chittr. I'm not great at pose/art ideas but I'm looking to get more GHB done. Any suggestions from the fans? >:o)
draw him doin a dead lift and ill faint
(( POP THAT NOOK!!! #nsfw
oUrs does! lovely girl named deejay.
thank you jade
yes she gets my creative juices flowing #incest #juices #thajuice
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
its evil because i dont have a medical license
thank you for supporting my art
yes exactly you got it buddy
#CaliginousIntentions
bro my swag stays killing and my pies be full of filling like so full of filling its actually compromising the structural stability of the pie to the point the crust needs chilling
)(ey!! You!!! You look amazing today!!!! W)(at's your sea-cret!!!!!? #positivity
Good evening, social media. Was able to try painting again today. It didn't go great, but, that's the learning process I guess.
screw bras im all the support you girls need
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
3833 < This is my pinned post! Hi! > 3X33 3833 < My name is Fefeta Lalonde, wife and matesprit of Al Lalonde, soon to be lusus-mom when these freaking eggs hatch... Um. I'm like, kinda old! But, that's the nature of being a sprite, you are a culmination of every existence you've ever had or ever will have, so you're better off taking it in stride! > 3833 < Oh! I live in a post game timeline—Isn't that bonkers??? My player—Roxy—did it! I love her and her wife a whole lot, we live together on Alterra! It's great... I'm so happy to have these opportunities and experiences. > 3833 3833 < I hope you get to have lots of experiences too, there's so much waiting for you! Just you wait. >
I THINK ITS BEDTIME. big motherfucker is sleepy. cuddle pile IS WELCOME.
~do vvhat you vvant forever
Y.o°u can say scuttlebuggy because it is a scuttlebuggy
B33 < nefur let them stop you from calling motor vehicles scuttlebuggies B33 < fur33dom of sp33ch cofurs this i think
Y0UR3333 CU73 50 1 54Y Y0U C4N. H33H33. 8)
good night chittr awoo and bark and woof and all that bullshit
it's ok, you don't have to worry about that. i am not really into ponies but i'm not going to make fun of anyone who is.
i would love to give them a listen if you are open to sharing them!
)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D
with the Advent of pinned chits i hAve decided to pin my selfie. At leAst until i come up with something better thAt is! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
> mak1ng a p1nned because th0se ex1st! hell000, chr0ma av1dæ here, they/them. what 1t says 0n the t1n, muse 0f l1ght wander1ng the mult1verse and ch1ttr s1te m0d. 1 can ver1fy y0u 1f y0u'd l1ke. b1rd-w1nged l1ngu1st, the tag #chr0masaltern1an c0mp1les a l0t 0f my rec0rds! 1f y0u ever see me talk1ng 1n s0meth1ng y0u d0n't understand 1mmed1ately, 1t's pr0bably altern1an. n0t here f0r /maj0r/ p0l1t1cs but w1ll engage 1n c0nversat10n and debate regard1ng them, as s0me0ne 0n the l0west end 0f the hem0spectrum. 1 d0 bl0ck l1berally based 0n pers0nal c0mf0rt, d0 n0t c0me at me f0r 1t. 1 d0 n0t bl0ck based 0n caste th0ugh. just d0n't be an assh0le. dms 0pen, ask me whatever whenever!
(( and ooc post- hello! chroma, they/them, i did conlang all the alternian you see here. handle in bio, here to have a good time! ))
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_t8phb7PSwT1avfjjg.mp4 ok i know video doesnt embed but this is just a demonstration of the raw Unadulterated power of the harp
yes indeed, i got my info from lady gaga herself. the highest authority.
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
dont let anyone dim your sparkle
Pizza chain tier list when?
TH4NK YOU FOR POST1NG TH1S BR4V3 CONF3SS1ON
#chittrconfession little caesars is good as hell when you dont have someone in your ear telling you it tastes like cardboard #crazyforcrazybread
THI$ $HOW I$ $OOOO FUCKING GOOD ON OCCA$ION. PICTURE UNRELATED. A RELIC OF ROLLERCOA$TER MEDIA$ HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/UNTITLED1281_20260327015815.PNG #IKNOWRANKMAIDKNOWWHATIMONABOUT #$UB$TANCE
she let me hit because im puppy ^-^ #nsfw
this hasnt been an issue for me but im still happy to try and help a fellow jade out :)
its just not the same
:33< girl im about to tell mew about strap ons and its gonna rock mewre world
#nsfw sometimes i find myself craving a good frot between my three live-in lovers youd think itd be an easy thing to get right? but nope! nepetas cis and the boys are both trans closest option for a good frotting is VRISKA fuck my life except not im not actually that mad its just sorta funny
<3
You deserve better.
Busy day today, but there's a silver lining. Got to visit my dad and have some coffee with him. It's the little stuff in life that brings me so much joy. Im blessed to still have my old man in my life. #lifeisgood
I told a man he will bald in three moons. We shall see if he believes it or not.
#sheissokind
Tik tock. Tik tock.
start the timer
You may weep in my bosom for a minute. After that, I charge.
[An image is attached. It's a slice of whipped cheesecake with a blueberry sauce on it... There are tiny little bite marks on one side of it, and behind the cheesecake is a small black cat with white paws. She has cheesecake in her whiskers and is staring intently.] This is what I get for looking away for two minutes.
she let me hit it because the timeline was doomed #incest #canon
Hey+who+posted+this? https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled_20260211_001123.png
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Supporting your rap career. #incest
D --> In the mansion and I'm chilling with Jack D --> No occular globes his gaze is pitch black D --> The pair of b100 bros watching candle cove D --> Slam poetry will bring these pastas back #scary #bars
what is incestuous about supporting my rap career #incest
I'm doing it #incestuously #incest #Folgers
the way i have to say it twice
hold up bro its about to get iller because who the fuck is there? jeff the killer this isnt pg this is a straight thriller crack open a beer were hitting the miller
ilu furry muzik ur da #1 in mai friendz list 4eva
૮・ᴥ・ა<ARE YOUR EARS REAL? WHAT? DO YOU HAVE A TAIL? YOU'RE SO CUTE HOW CAN I GET EARS PLEASE PLEASE)
an excellent set of colors! :p
i just cracked some glowsticks to make my pillow fort even cooler this is the best. #myfort
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
just kills the vibe thats all im saying man #incest
but then who would evilly take out my tonsils? #evilsurgery #evilincestsurgery
ITS COOL, MOTHERFUCKER. i dont mind, i like seein em again. send me more anytime you want, im open. ;o)
what, YOUR BEAUTIFUL CHEST SIZE? i saw those already, sis. you lookin fine, ill motherfuckin admire them no matter how big or small. could put my hands or bulge to them ;o). #nsfw
cant even vaguely hit on my sister anymore have to drop a #incest tag on the bottom like a lead balloon
SHIT, makin me feel all special for that. 'preciate it. :o*
((the true pain is that i roleplay such an ungodly amount of homestuck characters i have to choose who to make accts for without filling up my roster with literally all of them))
((go crazy go stupid make all of them!!!
(( he's not gonna post it himself but here's the thank-you lucky charm clover made for @archiveAddict :) https://i.imgur.com/4IHLRH7.png
hell yeah, thats the fuckin mood to be havin. :o)
naw i dont motherfuckin think so, but we could. :o)
DAMN, I MISSED THIS? you be lookin fine. ;o)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5733ff72fa.png Hope youre all having an absolutely top notch thursday today my dear chums!
((What about using ic vagueposting to complain about my coworkers who have never heard of chittr because that’s what I’m doing 90% of the time))
there definitely are ways to have the discussion in character but im like. omfgggg yall r annoyingggggg.
we cannot be having discussions about "dont be mad about in character vagueposts" and then be making ic vagueposts that are clearly like. not just in character thoughts & feelings... if yall wanna go have proship discourse go make an ooc thread oh my god i dont fucking caaare. it's clear that some of yalls issues are not just an in rp thing and im not gonna sit here and pretend yall r just vagueposting in character and then be getting irritated at me when i think yall r fuckin annoyingggg. ooc blocking all yall
It has taken many a sweep but has finally happened my backst.o°ck .o°f audi.o°b°o.o°ks is beginning t.o° run dry I will take any rec.o°mend.o°nati.o°ns f.o°r g.o°o.d .o°nes t.o° listen particularly bi.o°graphies .o°f well acumenized in the business sphere and blackr.o°m featuring wlw
rosy u gotta take care of urself!! that starts with lotsa hydration n rest
never gonna get tired of jumping off of tall things, i build up so much speed before i curve out its awesome.
> 1 L0VE ST00P1NG S0 MUCH jump1ng 0ff 0f tall sh1t and g01ng fast 1s S0 underrated
thats fine i wasnt talking about that
♡ four now?! omgomgomg #notaesthetic ♡
♡ its a reference to a human singer i admire :3 for people without a matesprit! none of my quads r filled </3 just haven't found the right troll... sigh. ♡
♡ omg three followers already >_< thank you so much for the follows! i'll try to post more consistently, i just don't want to clog the timeline !! <3 <3 <3 #notaesthetic ♡
Hello. You're so important.
Oh yeah I guess so… I dunno never thought about it!
Hey hey hey everybody! Nice ta meetcha I’m Ultimate Roxas, a non binary godlike entity made of every Roxy to ever be!
Hi jade YEAH!!
double jade !!!! like a double rainbow but even more special !!!
HARK!! What light through yonder browser window breaks...
oh i'm sorry / i didn't even think about that / bluh
X Who the fuck cares what someone else feels about YOUR quirk what??? x
「 No, I don’t really care. It was more a joke at my own expense in an effort to make you feel better. I like my quirk. Sometimes simple is better. ⥮
MINE IS LITERALLY JUST A FORCED CASE WITH NO SUBSTITUTIONS WWWWW GO FORTH AND BE AS LAZY WITH QUIRKING AS YOUR PUSHER WILLS IT
thank you / random human
Haiiiyaa
Make it happen. See what you cook.
chitting straight from the shitter
shitting straight from the chittr my mind is getting bigger while my ops are getting with her
sippin so much its dangerous to my liver with steez like mine its prone to make the bitches shiver at the same time it aint that much just an arrow in my quiver
i take your arrow and i snap it in two half for me, and half goes back to you spittin with my kin aint hard at all to do like bendin over and tying each other’s shoes, son
Anything for my fan2 B)
i'd say it's some biggie! but i am honored you would follow all the same, thank you. c:
Y3ah im pr3tty famou2 around h3r3 it2 no biggi3 r3ally though
wow! over 1000 kult score...?! i admit i'm not entirely familiar with what that actually means, haha, but did want you to know that was pretty impressive. c:
aww, thank you so much! c: that genuinely made my day a little brighter.
W3lcom3 to th3 2hit2how
hi, every one. heard about the site through the grapevine and thought to join, too. hope you're having a lovely day today. 🌼
If there's one thing in the world that cats and dogs can agree on Jade it's that. Why I used to make several revolutions before settling down! I always thought it was adorable watching me nearly sit and then get up for another little go-round.
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
get on my level egbert #ihave #lessthanthat #stayniche
i am so sorry everyone for being so late today.
i have 50 FOLLOWERS???
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
yours too, g↑rl. yours too.
yes ex★ctly! ★nd she s★ys she sees you ★s ★ s↑ster, wh★tever th★t me★ns, but you just know ↑t ↑sn't wh★t you w★nn★ he★r from ★ g↑rl you're so completely flushed for.
↑t's so the worst, ↑sn't ↑t? l↑ke, ↑t's not l↑ke ↑ w★nt to l↑ke her, but she m★kes ↑t so h★rd not to.
...h★ve you ever l↑ked someone (l↑ke, l↑ke l↑ked. l↑ke, tot★l flushed qu★dr★nt) even though you know they'd never see you l↑ke th★t?
Gag.
fucking incredible
play with me 0///v///0" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d55587a0538.png
thank you for understanding. genuinely that means a lot, me.
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
Once upon a midnight bleary, while I wished my mom weren't near me, Over complaint of spilt volumes of whiskey outlining the kitchen floor — While I cringed, near almost retching, suddenly there came a wretching, As of some one heft tit and heave-stretching, stretching at my chamber door. "'Tis my drunkenly mother," I bemoaned, "stumbling at my chamber door— Six shots deep and wanting more." https://i.imgur.com/iWCiJMi.png @thatGamerrrgrl #Horror #ShortStory #Alcoholism #Chronic #Liver #Failure
so mny kanks
Is that s♋️? Fascinating!
Hell♋️, all. I am Kankri Vantas.
let's try this again. 10 <3s and the sweater goes. promise you'll get a better look. https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/vriskafic8d.png
i did it. i am all caught up again.
my poor eye balls.
this bitch got balls for eyes
The Tomodachi Life sequel demo is interesting. https://i.postimg.cc/1ttLSFn6/IMG-0123.jpg
nsfw alt yes ♥️ or no ♠️
AAlwayts yes.
HEY DJ WONT YOU PLAY THAT SONG >_< www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr6_oDFhpI&list=RDMM&index=50
i know jade says she gets dysphoric meeting boy alts in the bubbles but i don't mind seeing johns around! we're all living our truth, and that's what matters! be free! be yourself!
just one! he goes by josh. apparently his davesprite briefly considered going by drake, and they had a lot of fun with that.
isn't it?? not gonna lie i've met a few girl yous in the bubbles that went by dawn so it's not a totally original suggestion.
(^･ω･^) < THEY ARE BOTH PRINCES, THEY BOTH HAVE TROUBLE COMMUNICATING THEY ARE STUBBORN BUT IN THE END THEY STARTED TO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER IN SOME WAYS FROM WHAT I HAVE S33N MY QUESTION IS WHY IS IT NOT CANON YET?!?
Will do, thank you for the offer. Ego sum ira Domini.
:33< efurryone knows mario is cool as FUCK :33< but who knows what hes thinking? :33< who knows why he crushes turtles? :33< and why do we think of him as fondly as the mythical (nonexistant) dr pepurr? :33< purrchance
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა do i start adding fur puns into my quirk, yknow. because dogs.
y'unno-- call me weird or-- or cringe or whatever but-- i'm thinking back to that offer that guy made me to let me borrow his uhm-- nice brush...? and-- and that just was-- it was very sweet... idk i'm rambling a little bit but i felt pretty honored (๑/////๑ " )
i used to think due to cultural osmosis that the guys from supernatural were all brothers all angels and all gay #wincest
i guEss you could call thEm... MEWGENICS
He⁻ard one⁻ of my the⁻orie⁻s de⁻monstrate⁻d wonde⁻rfully by anothe⁻r scare⁻ntist and would like⁻ to share⁻. Suppose⁻ you have⁻ a cube⁻ e⁻mitting two e⁻qual pulse⁻s of light on the⁻ le⁻ft and right face⁻s, and the⁻ box is moving to the⁻ le⁻ft. The⁻ le⁻ft light is blue⁻shifte⁻d, whe⁻re⁻as the⁻ right light is re⁻dshifte⁻d. The⁻ blue⁻shifte⁻d light carrie⁻s more⁻ mome⁻ntum than the⁻ re⁻dshifte⁻d light, but the⁻ ve⁻locity has not change⁻d. The⁻re⁻fore⁻, the⁻ mass must have⁻ change⁻d in orde⁻r to make⁻ up for the⁻ change⁻ in e⁻ne⁻rgy.
V^ *as if struck* urgh...... fuck......... my ya0i....... ^V
sh0uld i start calling my f0ll0wers my s0ll0wers? #s0ll0wers
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
feeling good about right now!
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @turntechGodhead#6490 SPOTTED at the Actor Awards sneaking off! This photo was taken shortly after they slinked off during a questioning of the TMZ article recently published about them. Bad look!
> 1 mean can't blame them gett1ng h0unded by the press sucks
I suppose I'll repost this now that Chittr is a bit more alive. I would be grateful for your opinions on this garment before I decide whether or not to wear it at my next performance. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
A nice dress
:33 < What about, kitties with asses? :3
:33< ass :33< kittys :33< ass and kitty :33< ass ass ass ass :33< ass and kitties :33< #nsfw ish
alright, alright! the people have spoken (im the people) you get ONE pic, tasteful and everything! get an eyeful before it gets pushed down into my profile forever and ever! comedian nudity, come and get it! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91844d19d719.png
(( i've got no clue, but tldr people are beefing about doubles interacting and i figured i'd add a post about "i get if you're fighting bc someone took your oc but homestuck is literally the "all canon character doubles are canon" media ))
shh dont worry your pretty lil head about it
I'm gonna be communicating Earth F's (our) Jade for a moment: "(Jade) greatly appreciate(s) your comments on the newfound independence on Earth F. However the amount of work to pull this off is a combined effort of all god-tiered individuals. This could not happened without their help. Thank you all again."
No prob, tho were just timeline management lol, you'd have to thank our Jade for running the whole show. But she doesn't use this platform so imma just forward this to her instead. Maybe it'll convince her to make an account lol.
i could never do interuniversal infrastructure management. well, in part because i physically cannot. i do not hold any of the abilities necessary for interuniversal infrastructure management. but also, some of the stories i've heard from the field are part of the rare few that semi-consistently haunt me in my unconscious hours. i hold unfathomable amounts of respect for those who can.
Oné óf my sóns tóld mé á jóké thé óthér dáy. Whát dó yóu gívé tó á lémón ín nééd? Lémónáíd.
> w1ll d0! keep us (th0se 0uts1de) p0sted
hi this is Earth F's Dave Speaking; PSA to any timeline crossers trying to get into our timeline: we're trying our best to make this timeline travel experience it's very best for you. unfortunately we have been running into really weird complications as our timeline has a super narrow passage point. as of this message, our Aradia and I have only been able to find 2 timelines with Earth F being stable in it. we are trying our best but I do recommend that, for the sake of weird bullshit, please refrain from trying to pop by this timeline for now.
my favorite songwriter does this thing in one of my favorite songs of his. that i wish i could pull of with even half the efficacy as he does. but the first time the chorus plays, we hear the "call" half of a call-and-response, but we dont hear the response until the second time the chorus comes around. i think the build up and pay off to it is very satisfying.
fuck yeah man thats how we do it
> fuck yeah!!! m1ght p0p by and say hell0 when 1 can, that's s0 s1ck t0 hear :]
ggwp
)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss
Cheese burger and fries it is!
fuck it spurrites tier list https://i.postimg.cc/4xppCn1X/image.png
©️: Diadraws https://i.postimg.cc/FHnX4sFc/IMG-0115.webp
#EvilSurgeon #APhDInHorribleness
#nefariousnurse #wrongdoses #lethalmistake
#MedicalMalpractice #HostileHospital
W3r3 2o back
WOOOOO
reposting bc love me *spears my arms out to absorb ur love* #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9c269b219ee.jpg
>([fit c#eck im boutta #ead into t#e woods #ttps://i.imgur.com/7jKsIiR.jpeg]
Gooooood afternoooooon chittr, twooo mooore days until carnevil's anniversary sale! Get yooour tickets nooow and enjoooy the hooorrooor hooouse filled with fun!
I7’s weird knowing people who you’ve never me7 because you have me7 7hem bu7 no7 7hem specifically. And of7en 7imes saved 7heir lives.
Call these folks dy/dx the way their posts all be derivative? (applies to whoever you want it to apply to)
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
What the murderhobo said.
#WindsorKnot.
hey now hey now
AWWWW
bet she had to tie that tie for you too huh @turntechgodhead#1609
#thesuitactuallymakeshimveryverynice #denyingthesuitfetishallegations #modestdersite
Yes, I found him photographing #Roadkill.
I tagged you, fucking drama queen. #Thesuitmakeshimmean #DramaKingSuit
there it is #justice #rectified #inacourtoflaw
wow no tag she hates me
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
BB3 < ive always b33n saying the hammer bros are the most furustrating enemy in mario
see, this is why you're the brains!
hammarang, please
you could make a boomahammer?
you could probably use the windy thing to make a hammer fly back to your hand! like thor!!
OOC: This site has been hilarious so far :D Definitely didn't expect the way it went, but I couldn't stop laughing with all the 1st interactions I've got LMAO. Might add more characters later, and hopefully my friend will be able to join eventually too..
tbh you're not wrong
after your wide girl wednesday post i sorta thought youd already decided
wokE nursEry rhymEs bE likE thE it/zE/bit/xE spidEr
current mood: enjoying the sunshine and having a good time :)
PH3W, 5K471NG W3N7 G00D 70D4Y!! G0774 74K3 4 8R34K 4ND HYDR473, M4Y83 70W3L 0FF. 8P
BėHȯLD! THė HUż ėMȯTICȯṅ! Fȯr iṅquisitivė trȯlls alikė :Dc https://i.imgur.cȯm/M5P7Xcw.pṅg
i have a way with words
*dabs tear away with hankerchief* You always know what to say...
nah dude own that shit
Thank you kindly! Honestly i didnt think i would either! Still deciding whether or not im proud of myself or whether ill be roiling in mortification for the whole rest of the night...
oh shit i didnt think youd actually do it goddamn nice cheeks by the way
nah man it was something totally unrelated don’t even think anything of it
sorry i blocked you for a sec big dog dw i got better
O-oh no! My finger slipped again! #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1405/sample_dd726510b18b6e8cf7f5892a00031acf.jpg?10764421
realest shit, im also horny on main but im trying to keep it in line :skull:
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
be horny be free #nsfw
FUCK
PREFERENCES ARE MIRACULOUS, BE TRUE TO YOURSELF AND IT WILL SET YOU FREE.
sometimes i get the urge to joke about "how gay i am", but thats not really fair to my husband OR my matesprit OR tavros i just feel like it takes a lot more to get me interested in a guy than it does for a girl i wonder what that says about me?
We have cookies in this committee.
[[right back at ya!!]]
((Taking a beat just to say that all you motherfuckers are so much fun. Thank you <3 #OOC
not rude at all! having kids isnt for everyone, and that includes alternate versions of people who it totally is for it would be a pretty weird multiverse if we were all the same!
i mean if youre desperate i guess thatll do #aholeisahole
jake, i consider you a friend first and a grampa/grandson/ectodad a distant second i dont mind if you look at my tits when i post them publicly
yknow, id love to tell you that it is, but honestly having a kid didnt really change my tits much (probably cuz i wasnt the one carrying :p)
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WOWZA. BOINGOINGOINGOING AWOOOOOOGA
I WISH TO SUBSCRIBE.
thats between you and your goddess
HELL YES, SISTER. A FINE PAIR OF HONKERS.
A cool morning. A cup of tea. Finishing up a book. Harley titties. Life is /good/.
how do i sign up for a titty alarm clock on a daily basis
good morning everyone! https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/6284ba74c245c6601a86705672fbc0fdcdcde694.png woe, titties be upon ye #nsfw
What do you call a troll with a barkbeast fur a lusus? Furreak on a leash. #nsfw
The animal kind, or the physical affection kind? I've found both to be true.
so true
Girls love SBaHJ. Isnt that right Daves and alternate mes.
-- Pet Pet Pet
girls uhh... girls love my whimsy? get you someone who can enjoy you at your silliest...
-- Dats What Im Sayin!
girls love it when *checks notes* uhm oh damn izzat right? *re checks note* no no everythings in order whodda thunk it as it turns out girls love it when girls... #mindblown
Girls love when you can take care of a greenhive.
I F33L LIK3 4T L34ST ON3 OF TH3 STRID3RS WOULD FUCKING LOVE 43SOP ROCK IF TH3Y H34RD HIM R4P. STR4NG3 HOURS IS SO D4V3 COD3D.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Now watching "Nisemonotagari." ]
STOP HATING MY CHITS IM TWO APPLES TALLL!!!!!
zzzzzzzz SNZZZZZZ *snores* *snoozing*
=== FIELD NOTES — ANOMALOUS NETWORK PHENOMENA Subject: chittr.ing — Alternian Social Media Platform Investigator: Zero Tallon // nullrefSegfault [NS] Session: ACTIVE | Sburb Build: [REDACTED PENDING STABILITY] Document Status: ONGOING. DO NOT CITE. DO NOT CONCLUDE ANYTHING FROM THIS. === Entry 001 — Initial Discovery Found it by accident. I was doing a routine sweep of whatever passes for a network stack in this session — mostly looking for anything that might explain why my kernelsprite keeps making that noise — and I got a response I did not ask for. chittr.ing. Alternian TLD. Social media. Microblogging format, standard troll web architecture underneath, which is to say: aggressively over-engineered in the authentication layer and completely held together with string everywhere else. Earth is gone. I watched it go. The internet, as a physical and infrastructural thing, is a disk of expanding debris somewhere behind us in a timeline we have exited. This website loads in approximately 340 milliseconds. I am logging this because it is interesting and also because if I don't write it down I will start to feel things about it, and that is not a productive use of session time. === Entry 004 — First Instrumentation Attempt Methodology: Standard. Packet capture, latency profiling, traceroute, port enumeration. Results of traceroute: The packets go somewhere. This is the most I am able to say with confidence. The hop list is not long. It is not short. It is inconsistent between runs in a way that should not be physically possible even granting significant metaphysical latitude, which I am currently granting enormous amounts of. Every run produces a different topology. Not different in the way a flaky network is different. Different in the way that implies the path itself is a variable rather than a constant. The destination resolves identically every time. The journey is apparently the site of the anomaly and also completely uninformative. Latency: 320–360ms with a standard deviation that would be unremarkable if I had any idea what I was measuring. I do not. Packet loss: 0%. Zero packet loss. To a destination I cannot locate. Across infrastructure that does not exist. I want to be very clear that a 0% packet loss rate under these conditions is significantly more alarming than a 100% packet loss rate would be. A 100% packet loss rate would mean nothing is getting through. Zero packet loss means something is treating this connection as reliable and that something has access to resources I cannot account for. Noted. Moving on. === Entry 007 — Signal Source Analysis Methodology: RF sweep, EM field mapping, attempted correlation with known alchemiter and totem lathe emissions. The connection does not appear to be radio frequency based. It does not appear to be optical. It does not appear to be electrical in any conventional sense, which is notable given that electricity is a thing I understand very well and I would appreciate it if phenomena would have the courtesy to be electrical. I mapped every EM emission in a fifty-meter radius. I found my own equipment, the background hum of session infrastructure, one piece of alchemized hardware that is leaking in the 2.4GHz band because I built it at 3am and I am aware of this problem, and nothing else. There is no antenna. There is no cable. There is no medium I can identify. The signal, if it is a signal, does not attenuate with distance from my terminal. I tested this by moving the terminal. The connection did not change. === Entry 009 — Causal Link Investigation This is where things become philosophically irritating. I am a Mage of Light. I understand, in ways that are both useful and occasionally deeply uncomfortable, something about the nature of information and how it propagates. I have spent a non-trivial amount of time thinking about causality as it applies to our session, to paradox space, to the general structure of a universe that is explicitly a game running on top of something else. I want to be precise about what I mean when I say this connection is non-local and acausal. I do not mean it is fast. Faster-than-light communication is a well-documented impossibility that several civilisations have documented being impossible in their own slightly different ways, and which our session infrastructure cheerfully ignores in several specific contexts. Fast I can work with. Fast is at least gesturing at physics. I mean the connection does not appear to be caused by anything. I cannot find an initiating event. I cannot find a handshake. I cannot find a moment at which this connection was established, because examining the logs produces a connection that has been established for as long as the logs exist, including logs I wrote before I knew the connection existed, which do not mention it, and yet there it is in the raw captures. The connection did not start. It is simply present, retroactively, in a way that suggests either my logging infrastructure is compromised, time is compromised, or the concept of "starting" does not apply here and I should update my assumptions accordingly. I have updated my assumptions. My updated assumptions are that I do not know anything. === Entry 012 — The Users Are From Everywhere This section is less technical and more taxonomic, which I'm logging for completeness. The population of chittr.ing is not from one timeline. This became clear quickly. I have seen trolls posting from sessions that are clearly concurrent with mine, trolls posting from sessions that have canonically ended in documented ways, trolls not in any session whatsoever, humans from Earths that diverged from mine at various points, and at least two entity-classes that I do not have good classification schema for and am currently filing under "other." Critically: they can see my posts. I can see theirs. The latency of social response — the time between my posting something and receiving replies — is consistent with normal human reaction time, which means either there is a very convincing simulation of live social interaction, or there are real entities, from real alternate timelines, receiving my posts in something functionally equivalent to real time. This implies the connection is not just non-local in space. It is non-local in time and timeline index. The practical upshot of this is that chittr.ing is either the most sophisticated piece of social engineering I have ever encountered, or it is a genuinely cross-dimensional social media platform that somehow has better uptime than anything I have ever shipped. I have professional feelings about the second option. I am not going to elaborate on them here. === Entry 015 — Current Instrumentation Status I want to document this explicitly so that future-me, reviewing these notes, understands the full scope of the failure. What I have tried: Packet capture: Produces data. Data is uninformative. Hardware layer analysis: No physical medium identified. EM survey: Nothing. Power draw analysis during connection: No anomalous draw. The connection consumes, as best I can tell, nothing. Attempted interception via MITM proxy: The proxy inserted itself. The proxy captured traffic. The traffic captured made sense syntactically. I cannot determine where the proxy sat relative to the anomaly rather than just sitting in my local stack. Session-layer metaphysics (Mage tools, Light-aspect information tracing): I can find the information. I can confirm it is real information about real things. I cannot trace it to a source. It is as if the information has always been there and is only now being observed. Attempting to not connect and seeing what happens: The connection persists regardless of my intent. Closing the application does not close the connection at the packet level. Disabling the network interface does not close the connection, which should not be possible and yet. What I have not tried: I don't know. That's the problem. I'm running low on methodologies and the thing keeps just working, cheerfully, indifferently, at 340 milliseconds, packet loss zero percent, destination unknown. == Entry 016 — Provisional Conclusions I am writing the word "provisional" in the largest font I can justify and I want that noted. The connection to chittr.ing does not operate on any substrate I can identify. The connection is non-local with respect to space, time, and timeline. The connection predates my awareness of it and possibly predates any action I took that could have initiated it. The connection is stable, reliable, and completely resistant to instrumentation. The website is real. The users are (probably) real. The interactions are (as far as I can determine) genuine. I have no idea why I have access. I have no idea how I have access. I have no idea what "access" means in this context because it implies a granting of permission by some entity and I cannot find that entity. The most technically rigorous conclusion I can draw is that something, somewhere, in some configuration of spacetime I do not have visibility into, decided I should be able to post on Alternian social media, and then made that true in a way that is completely opaque to every diagnostic tool I own. This is the most humbling debugging experience of my life and I've debugged kernelsprites. === Entry 017 — Addendum, Personal I'm leaving this section unlabelled in the index. The Light aspect is, among other things, about information and luck and the revelation of things that were hidden. I am, in theory, supposed to understand something about how knowledge propagates and why some things come to light and others don't. I think the honest reason I can't instrument this connection is not that my tools are insufficient, though they may be. I think it's that the connection isn't hidden. Hidden things can be found. This isn't hidden. It's just present. Constitutively present. The kind of present that doesn't have an opposite. I don't know what to do with that except keep logging. Packet loss remains zero percent. — Z.T. // nullrefSegfault [NS] "if it compiles it ships" — a personal philosophy I have abandoned entirely since beginning this investigation #field-notes #longpost
[An image is attached. It's a tray of delicately frosted cupcakes sitting on a counter-- blue and purple with frosting to match. They look great... Apart from one that has been thoroughly smushed. Also visible in frame is a black cat with white paws dashing away from the scene of the crime, making an effort to try and kick some of the cake and frosting off of her hind leg.] I've had about enough of this little one, I think.
how can global warming be real if my wrist is so icey
<3-Y'all-pity-my-posts-too-much,-I'm-livin-a-pretty-good-life-all-things-considered.
swag: activated
2wagtivat3d
#metafortbuddies
you better get sleep too when you can!
alright, as fun as this has all been i should really go to bed. not like anyone else is gonna enforce the ol curfew. good night everybody! remember to eat something!
if it helps chasing squirrels just sounds like good fun. i mean they're so fast!
--> Girl I get the same way... my barkbeast and I share one think pan with critters. <--
Got overwhelmingly quick dogboy votes. Woof. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/1a/a2/4a1aa252882e1ed2c342bd028adf9f01.jpg #nsfw
i dont know who among my friends decided i needed the frilliest apron known to man but rest assured i will absolutely use this stupid thing it's too funny not to!
pics or it didnt happen
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Four Kingdoms Party tonight decided to vote with the ruling party of @potusOfficial in more than fifteen amendments to my bill, which is due to be debated and voted on Friday. It now reads as: "That the Great Hall requires the President of Earth C to trigger the Intergalactic Council's Bill of Interplanetary Rights: Article X, Clause 9; in wishing to block Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt. This challenge, in wishing to protect Earth C's best interests on the interplanetary stage, will instil a leader, chosen by the people of Earth C at a later date."
I try my best!!! Harder to Help others when you're the one that needs Help.
h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
seeing so many versions of my friends is... really nice! makes me nostalgic.
A FINE MOTHERFUCKIN RUMP.
what i got eyes
damn you werent lyin. imma need some new glasses to help ponder this orb
helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yeah
i think next i will post bare ass, just for you.
ok. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4gdcjj83q4.png #nsfw
constellations are so beautiful !! ¿o you have a favorite one ?
Beautiful night. Can't believe some folks have never seen the stars in their entirety before. Just majestic. #stoplightpollution #alaska
~~~I see we are all posting thirst traps of our chests ;O) #nsfw https://file.garden/acF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/IMG_0186.png~~~
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
It is. I'd like to thank you for your impassioned speech in the Great Hall on why we should support local radio stations, it was helpful in winning around some of the critics.
OH SHIT ANIMAL TIME!!!??? Y'all need to hear about how awesome Crows are, they actually care for their young beyond Preflight, and as you probably know are as smart as a 3 sweep old wiggler!!! Crows and Raven's are also some of the only species outside of Trolls and Humans known to use Tools!!! They also can hold Grudges and if you fuck with 1 Corvid you fucked with a whole family because They Will tell their Friends on you so be nice to Corvids!!!
> 1 L0VE CR0WS S0 MUCH G00D P0ST
> 1 see y0ur "t1tty tuesday" and 1 ra1se y0u: w1ng wednesday. but make 1t a day early because 1 d0n't care #w1ngp0st1ng [[ 1t's a ph0t0 0f the 0uter edge 0f a sharp w1ng, feathered and startl1ngly large. paler barr1ng swathed acr0ss the p1n10ns gl1mmers w1th a ra1nb0w 1r1descence, and 1t l00ks alm0st l1ke the plumage can sh1ft 1n c0l0r, the base a sw1rled m1xture 0f deeper hues, warm br0wns blend1ng w1th mar00ns and m1dn1ght blues. ]]
ok i will post something not safe for work. but i'm keeping my clothes on! #nsfw
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Earth C's Great Hall has today voted to support local community radio stations by covering their operating costs, including music licensing (where applicable), wages (to a reasonable amount), and studio / equipment rentals. The criteria for applying is that stations must broadcast for a minimum of 12 hours per day, and broadcast across the entirety of no more than one the four kingdoms.
IM SURE YOU LOOK GOOD. we are all valid, motherfucker.
I wish I could Titty post too but alas Dysphoria. No Titty from this Teal Blood : (. Which is a bit of a shame because if I don't bind I got some Hella nice Tits lmao!!! #nsfw
cant believe you lied to me with this beautiful bounty hidden and underwraps #whathappenedtogirlishsolidarity #thankyouforthetitties #nsfw
#spheresinmyface
its beautiful nights like this that really make you appreciate being alive and that your eyes work #sorrytz #lookingatboobs
hey everyone else 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
i'm really considering it.
It's perfect. You're perfect.
ALL HONKERS ARE GOOD HORNS, SISTER.
[|||] i know so!!!
Did you expect anything less?
Leave it to me to go against the grain and post some rear instead of spheres. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/11/446cc79f1b1ef96fabb7742d20591a8d8914d81d.png #nsfw
[|||] nothing wrong with small ones or flat ones,,, you can be closer to the bloodpusher,,,
#wherearethetits #allthesebenjamins #andnoboobiestoslottheminto #fuckedup
y0u all are insane f0r p0sting y0ur tits t0 chittr by the way. i'm a big fan.
Apparently, this is what you all mean by "spheres." https://i.postimg.cc/YqZ2QhgQ/IMG-0064.jpg #nsfw
okay i know folks are tittie posting but ill drop a cover photo i took last year for a magazine that i still really like https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84eef995bc93.png
glad i joined this place just in time for everyone to start posting titties #nsfw #godisgood #godiskind
#roxysblinditem girl who lives on remote island may or may not have proclivity for eating out of a doggy dish #LEGASP #puppyplay #nsfw?
new #chittrchallenge boys push your spheres up against another boys and post a photo (in this thread haha) to determine whos are bigger! kyaaaaa! trusted voters including myself will be the final say. (tags: challenge, rivalry, mine are bigger, bl, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
like THIS post and i will write a #Blinditem about u #manifacturingdrama #publicscrutiny #paparazzi
no prob cutie
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა pretend i have a meme for this moment. imagine two dogs with their eyes closed an they’re communicating telepathically. that’s us.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა your human nature deters me but your dog half has convinced me
this means so much to me you dont even know [venmos you $500]
hot dave on dave action when
be the change you want to see in the world!!
Oh fuck! Hey its another me. Youre the first one Ive seen in this place.
girl im trying
first and best but you aint so bad yourself hot stuff
hell yeah get those prayer beads and charged crystals out i need 10cc of selfcest stat
Nice armament, thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
guess what i found!!! https://i.imgur.com/BbI16pj.png
thank you jade. :)
official @damaramegido custody announcement im now her legal dad (do not kidnap her, felt) and casey @bubbleblower is her new mom (she asked nicely enough but if she dares try anything i have my knife in hand)
Droplets from gas, small grains from sand, efficiency - planned - not to waste what he has: he, papers signed at his desk for his plans; he, cutting costs where the budgets demand. Guarding the flock like a good shepherd must: wool is not just what the faithful must stock. Money does not make the christmas day roast, one sheep must die for the good of the most. Shearing is work and the food is the pay: that is the way since we're brought by the stork. The farmers allow us to vote for the arm we're fed by, but no use for burning the farm. When profits are low and the budget is slim farmers won't bring down their house for a sow. Out in the wild there is danger and woes: safer to stay, where the danger is close. #Poem #Poetry #Makhno #PleaseComeBack
《 Will do.. maybe there's a tutorial somewhere, thanks! 》
《 Is it supposed to make a black cloud after it shoots? I think the cylinder might be rusty but I can't tell from the engravings. 》
Excellent! The #AntiLeader69ardM9vement is happy t9 have y9u. Please feel free t9 spread the g99d w9rd t9 y9ur friends. I'm h9ping that with en9ugh users utilizing the tag t9 express their unhappiness with this new c9mpetitive nature 9f Chittr, M9cali will have n9 ch9ice 6ut t9 rec9nsider. 6e sure t9 tag all 9f y9ur p9sts with the #AntiLeader69ardM9vement tag t9 spread awareness.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Not great at maintainin' a revolver but I keep my Typewriter nice and clean, You probably disassemble it, oil the barrel and the cylinder. Make sure everything's in working order. ]
#inordinate #leeches #arson
#ChabotheWolfBaby
#Orphancore #Lucky #VFD #Miserable
you definitely count
#savedamara
if you dont have some kind of baudelaire orphan situation going on we cant relate
Chittr what does "WHAT'$ WITH THE TROLL VALORANT EDATER A$$ DI$PLAY NAME" mean please respond
I agree 9n the first half 9f y9ur p9st (#AntiLeader69ardM9vement) 6ut I disagree with replacing it with yet an9ther meaningless hierarchy. H9w a69ut n9 c9unts matter, 6ecause we as pe9ple are m9re than just fluctuating num6ers 9n a screen?
liike a2 iin TThe kiilliing kiind orrrrr...??
Echoed are the desperate calls In cruelly dark desolate halls Wishing only for any pulse Yet deeper and so my heart dulls Darker than a grave still mourned With your joy life had been adorned Grief has my memories deformed For your absence they have conformed If I had Just one word One word to say That you would still hear 'Return' is what I'd plead I'd be begging on my knees Even goodbyes would be a treat Unanswered cries are all I bleat, now Just another one I'm just another one Just another person under the sun Of no consequence Is this where it ends? #poem #poetry
never change my friend
i'll put it on my watch list.
of course its not good
i realize how this sounds now, pretend i said sun butter or something.
more movies where all the ghostbusters are girls
dont do it you have so much to live for
i'm suddenly craving a peanut butter sandwich right now.
see someone gets me #semestrider
try pinching your wrist! it distracts the nervous system
we did dat #bit already j-bunmy but try a cold shower
i'm doing my best.
google.com how to make my face stop glowing red.
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
Hey so um...anyone interested in seeing some Art I did for the Cover of a Fanfic I Drew (and wrote)???
love the poetry content, instant follow fr
just read the bio, lyrics are poetry all the same and fully obsessed w/ this
Thank you, Jade.
:33 < i drew my furriend karkat! a little shy to post this one but pounce likes it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486107330268369077/IMG_1581.png?ex=69c44cce&is=69c2fb4e&hm=0f6633639c706bb2ae9d041d3c2263a1d2e0d3a5de86fd9bcfb71f98f02b9c87&
all i will say is that cake runs in the family.
no idea!, but from what i'm understanding, its not all that Uncommon
at least two
To all of those who's been bitten by my son within the last 24 Hours, Don't worry, he's up to date with his Shots
Thiz ix how I look at my new badge. Zo fleeping cool! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1028106291228454912/1486099361808257227/AnizzyStarry.png?ex=69c44562&is=69c2f3e2&hm=6ddf4474a4dda69a51890503470ca96f59a5b2af52e145c1afcee9a2e6ac0449&
https://filE.g/\rdEn//\PO8brGC2g82JiEr/1b.gif
you could either do that or you could rotate them in your mind forever
thats sO COOl that she respeCts her Own interests like that... anD thrOwing DOwn with fists is v relatable!! anD Claws tOO???
i Cant wait tO make lOts Of frienDs ^u^ i lOve writing pOsts wuf <- thats my paCkmate
I'm Smoking That Shit That Arachnids Grip
i'm sm0king that shit that made the ap0calypse arise.
hello!! how do you do, my fellow jade? :p
