Jade Cascade Harley
@gnosticGnaturalist
(pfp by @chubsintubs-blog on tumblr) one day I aspire to be as cool as miss frizzle!!
Hello Starting now all ramen made by clockwork inc will now take 6 min to microwave rather than 3 due to a new preservative we have added. Some may try to fear monger you into thinking it makes the noodles 80x more carcinogenic but ignore them as it is well, fear mongering.
so is it a lie, or...?
ALL PRONGS ON DECK FOR THE MURDER PARTY AGAINST MY SCRIPT STEALING COLLEAGUES.
lets get them!
I JUST FIND IT IRONIC THAT YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME MY SCRIPT ISN’T WORTH A FLYING AND/OR BARFING FUCK, AND THEN GO TO OUR DIRECTOR AND SHOVE THE WHOLE THING UP HIS ASS, AND THEN *HE* SAYS “OH WOW THIS SCRIPT IS SO GOOD WHO WROTE IT” AND YOU SAY “NOT KARKAT VANTAS BECAUSE HE’S AN ILLITERATE IDIOT WITH NO ABILITY TO TELL A WORM FROM A WORMHOLE”???????????????? OH MY GOD?????????????
wow what the heck?? thats criminal!
I THINK WE NEED TO KILL THESE GUYS.
aw man...
dont tell jinxy i broke in2 her kitchen 2 make cinnamon rolls (i know theyr ugly af)
i might tell but i do accept bribes. :)
i totally expected 2 get blackmailed ovr this i just didnt think itd b u harls but sure, u can hav 2 rolls ;3
yaaaaay! this is just early sister tax. ;D
do you think they’ll want a sweet treat? maybe i should make cocoflan.
ooooh cocoflan.... :o~
B33 < the noble eagle 🦅 hunts most cruelly B33 < if one is not the hunter but the dodent 🐀
the dodent... :o
okay for real this time goodnight chittr say goodnight back i might feel your good vibes and manage a couple hours sleep
have a good night dave! :)
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whats on your mind? :)
i deadass could go for an auntie anns preztle so hrd rn IM HUNGRYYY
well now youre just spreading that curse onto the rest of us! :P
I wonder if Dave appreciates my spore collection.
B33 < spore like the game or spore like the plants
the plants!
B33 < paging my timeline harley ding ding ding @gnosticGnaturalist B33 < shes got SLIDES girl get OFUR THERE B33 < which is to say furry cool and id love to s33 sometime too but idk enough to go more than wow look at that
oh!!! shoot!! well id love to see your collection jade. ...do you want help with the giant murder robot problem at all...??
UUUUH the giant murder robot is unfortunately ascended to godhood, and that would be bad if anyone else got involved. We have a handle on it! And yes I'd love to share my collection!
well ive got transportalizers out the wazoo, so i can give you some cords in dms if you want? i could also send you some more from supplies on our world if you wanna bolster your collection!
i love howling who up howling
@gnosticGnaturalist you up howling?
bwuh? auuu?
Cannot recommend soju highly enough. I'm not drinking it at the moment, but I just wanted it to be known.
i dunno last time i had it i went on a tangent about being "the bunny" whatever the hell that means. then again it was a really FUN tangent.
ive heard nothing but good things!
did you maybe consider that youre literally the bunny though???
one a da worst days a my afterlife like this was lil pyrope callin me a dam watermelon
you do look like a yummy sort of watermelon jolly rancher color.
oh projector on my ceiling were really in it now (i stroked my hair too much and got a olittle overstimulated). :/ #substance
Are You Doing Alright? Do You Need Anything?
oh no im fine! im very relaxed and cuddling soft doggies. i just had a little something to celebrate being home after a long trip! :) thanks for asking though maam. <3
Just Checking In, Glad You Are Doing Well. Enjoy Your Relaxing Time To Yourself, You Deserve It.
its very appreciated!!!
urgh.
im so sorry rose. :(