
Jade Snarly Parley Harley
@gnosticGnaturalist
one day I aspire to be as cool as miss frizzle
A w o o

yup im just another homo loser with no hope for future i guess i should just wash my ass all day like a stupid fuck
mountain biking is great! especially when you DONT get called cringe for yelling "I AM SPEED" on the downhill

habits i picked up out of nowhwere: once jokingly let out a high pitched scream when i wiped my face with a towel as a joke about it being dark. this was mostly done to amuse deva... now i do it every time out of habit.

Your all crackjobs.

habababa. ya know?

ive been trying (and failing) to cuss less. gotta break out the classics.

X One of these days I should host a range day Let everyone come play with the weapons I bought y’know? x

1 H4T3 H3R DUMB 1D1OT GL4SS3S SOM3T1M3S. #V4GU3POST1NG

reader beware! you're in for a scare!

1 WON TH3 BR34KF4ST W4R H4H4 @G4D4BOUTTR1CKST3R 1S B31NG *V3RY* FUSSY 4BOUT TH1S.
a twelve year old just heard me make the dishes joke in real life and said "chat does she know?" im not sure if this is high praise or if they were dunking on me. :/
okay. the speedrun starts NOW

Damn, these early evening people might be right. Just came back from a jog and I feel like I could kill god probably.


