Jade Snarly Parley Harley
@gnosticGnaturalist
(pfp by @chubsintubs-blog on tumblr) one day I aspire to be as cool as miss frizzle!!
sometimes i sigh for normal human reasons and sometimes i sigh for dog reasons unfortunately for everyone else its impossible to tell without asking. :P
What Constitutes A Barkbeast Reason For Sighing
its difficult to articulate. but at least some of the time its because i really want chocolate but i dont want to put up with the tummy ache after.
ཐི༏ཋྀ S0met1mes pe0ple w1ll th1nk 1'm s1gh1ng cause 1 exhaled a l1ttle t0 l0ud cause 1 f0rg0t t0 breath f0r a b1t. - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
this is also a good reason for a human or a dog. :)
Okay. Breakfast steak is ready, like to receive
@gnosticGnaturalist (same deal. A 2 pound, medium rare tomahawk steak manifests itself before Jade, rotating at eye level until retrieved.)
second breakfast steak! thank you kris. :D
i guess im doing breakfast steak! the tummy wants what it wants. nobody tell the tweens complaining about scrambled eggs.
x33 < theyll earn their share once they learn how to get it with their own claws and t33th! x33 :33 < im just kidding of pounce, efurrybody knows humans dont have claws
a lot of humans wish they did! :P but thats a good way to deflect if i do get hassled about it I guess.
Logged on for two minutes and apparently someone got banned overnight and half the timeline is in shambles about it while the other half is throwing a celebration parade. I missed nothing important and yet somehow missed EVERYTHING. This website really should offer a briefing document upon login.
who got banned?
need somebody to lay on top of me and n crush me w their entire body weight
if i wasnt busy i would!!! hopefully jake can get you taken care of. :(
Steak beam
fuuuuuck i need this right now...
Awooooo =)
awoo!
Aaaawwwwwwwwooooooooooooo
aaawooooo!!
has anyone seen my forcefem ray the ray that begins the process a forcibly effeminatin anythin it touches cause if if got stolen this is a matter of importance more gravve than my first twwink death
who exactly had it before??
B33 < and you were hogging it fur yourself? BX33 < smh white tip have you S33N meow many egg arcs you couldve b33n the hero of? B33 < *fur ntabsolte clarity this is a BIT*
((and then I throw myself into the sea no loss etc etc))
Is it wrong to want to toss your brother into a blackhole?
would that be bad for him or just another tuesday kind of.
Siggghhhhhh A other Tuesday. Fucking annoying pest.
then i mean its not actually bad to want it? i guess???
-quick,what things do earth men from 2020s like.
hmmmm. can you describe the man???
the game amꙮng us - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
-i asked him about it,he says not so much,but likes a movie called,uhh... -thingy,or something.
oh the thing is good!
self esteem check! everybody name one thing that you like about yourself
hmmm... i like how good i am at hugging!
I could say Curree is having a wonderful time and the best meal of his fucking life and everyone would be like "Why would Bella hurt him?" =I
i mean it seems like he enjoyed the cube so good for him.
Everyone thinks the cube is some awful thing that is going to ruin you or something. Is it the smiley face? Is that what it is? =)
the smiling face can come off a little intimidating at times! id suggest maybe a =D but that just looks like someone dropped a mushroom to me...
hi doggy. :D