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Feels like I'm not being gay enough this weekend, I'll amend it later when I'm more put together.
Awoooooo
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels INCREDIBLE WRATH and BLOODLUST tonight… we MUST kill that OLIVE PERVERT…NOW!!!!! Ʒ
Hello!! II have awoken to beemom buzziing on my chest. How iis everyone? What"s everyone up to thiis morniin"? =:D
§PȺnking i§ h◯† ȺȺȺnd m◯†heerfuckeer§ §h◯uuuld n◯◯◯rmȺlizeee i† m◯◯◯re #n§fww
Swimsuit acquired, ready to bask in the shade practically the whole time. https://i.postimg.cc/zGSQRdnn/Screenshot-20260613-091839.png #meenradiabeach
whatever im going to have my overthinking sesh here on the couch OVERTHINKING THING #1!!! you know whats weird about this place sometimes? me being 30 and one extra while so many alts of people i know are like ten years younger or even in their teens still i keep wanting to call some of you guys kid
🌱new leaf today! hoping I can photosynthesize some more🌱
were you disheveled?
i meant you're speed!!!
habits i picked up out of nowhwere: once jokingly let out a high pitched scream when i wiped my face with a towel as a joke about it being dark. this was mostly done to amuse deva... now i do it every time out of habit.
I AM CURRENTLY CHITTING FR⧃M MID AIR AS I AM D⧃ING A LARGE JUMP I SEE THE H⧃ST ⧃F THE RAVE NEARBY THE M⧃UNTAIN MUST IMPRESS
That's not what you said the other night.
abaouf.
You seem normal enough, so sure you're excluded.
molten peanut butter is so tempting but I Knovw Better
habababa. ya know?
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/TGJM⧃GYF/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-12-165951814.PNG THE M⧃UNTAIN M⧃TI⧃N NEVER ST⧃PS
W3LL H3 H4SN'T S33N 1T Y3T SOOO
[|87 :: 1ndeed! Come by my range ;f you wanna pop some heads. R;fles of all cal;ber’s and full autos welcome!
Going on a walk perhaps.
☆ fuKKin FINALLY. Konsider this a late #firearmfriday post but cheKK this shit out! Got not one but two of these bad boys off of some baKK alley website and they’re fuKKin gorgeous. And I snagged a photo of them with yours truly. Gonna have a lotta fun with these babies!!! https://i.postimg.cc/9z5dJsmY/iKonos.png☆
[|87 :: 1ts hot as fuk today so ;f you are br;ng;n blackpowder or muzzle loaders to my range try not to burn yourself w;th the Henry hop #f;rearmfr;day
☆ eugh fuKKin up way too early but guess I’m getting a head start on #firearmfriday☆
[|87 :: 1 h;ghly recommend ;t. 1 do ;t qu;te often for #f;rearmfr;day. Got some “l;ve” targets all set up t00. Though 1 do have paper targets ;f you don’t want to get shadow dropper v;scera on you for whatever reason #gore #v;olence
X One of these days I should host a range day Let everyone come play with the weapons I bought y’know? x
A happy #funnymailboxfriday to those who celebrate. This one comes from a fan of mine. [Today's funny mailbox is covered in dozens of tiny plastic frogs, with the exception of the address number and flag. PM and a young carapacian stand on either side of it. While PM's smile is close-mouthed, the child is BEAMING at the camera.]
if you have thoughts/requests/suggestions/threats about #meenradiabeach please reach out to contact me! we want this event to be as much fun as possible.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/gMfkyeGHAGQAAAAd/windows-brick-wallpaper.gif Sticks all of you in here
crushing astroids is a pretty nice way to start the morning after breakfast actually
R1C3 SOUP W1TH SHR1MP!
stop calling me that!!! i am outraged in a dignified manner!!! aaaa!!! ♠️ ♠️ ♠️
1 WON TH3 BR34KF4ST W4R H4H4 @G4D4BOUTTR1CKST3R 1S B31NG *V3RY* FUSSY 4BOUT TH1S.
[|87 :: Gonna be spend;n most of the day at my range. Need some R&R after yesterday’s f;asco #f;rearmfr;day #gog;hatewha;l;ng
Untethers you from the shackles of fate but like in a totally casual way that doesn't mean anything teehee
sorry :) it will happen again
Did you remember? Did you mark your calendars? Casper hatchday. Three days from now. Get hype. I'm not doing anything to celebrate on a grandscale lmao, I just like attention.
dishes -zzt- so mean of them
Ma help the early evening people/gods are in my chit about morning people and gods!! slash positive.
it is really nice isnt it? i like waking up and cooking too it makes me feel so productive!
Damn, these early evening people might be right. Just came back from a jog and I feel like I could kill god probably.
[|87 :: 1 must adm;t th;s sounds l;ke a very fun exper;ment
they will
* just finished breakfast! couple bread rolls, a grilled cheese sandwich, some cookies, some fruit and a granola bar! a fruitful morning to start the day :]
// hi! this is my first time and account ever on chittr, i am confused and excited to explore what this site has to offer..! not too sure what exactly to put in this first post of mine for now, but i want to stick around and learn! dms are open and i would love to chat with anyone whos down for it to really get to know this place more // have a pic of my little troll oc i cooked up for the sake of this site heheheh https://file.garden/ZGUeUWLYvB6VkIEC/chittr/vivian%20alkemo%20troll.png
* omg i got them thats so fucking awesome!!!!! boutta dig into these crazy style thank u soo much <3!!
c< Nice 2 Meet yOu as well! >c
sometimes i think about if i were born a woman and i think id be really butch either way
Good morning. :)
it's fine i've been up for a while just busy breaking things finally got everything cleaned up though so now i get a break.
They're trying to comfort me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e90e30798db.png #nsfw
[MM] is now Online hello!
a certain roan lalonde gave me whisky transdimensionally so yeah id say its possible
ha ha sure
also hi i'm back again
Remember that you can't save everyone. Remember that you have to try.
Aaaaawwwwwoooooo
Morning awoooo
hm. what did i do yesterday that lead to me waking up like this? oh. oh right. golly. forgot i posted that.
well in for a penny. if you wanted to see my tits i posted them last night.
B31NG G3NU1N3 4LW4YS P4YS OFF H3H3H3.
anyone who discourages you from being genuine is a dummy. i was genuine and now i can barely stand up because my hips are sore.
I might dig more.
I'm going to dig a hole in front of the Grey House.
I'm just digging one Dog brain time
My first objective as chittr overlord was to get everyone to spell matesprit correctly, we did it boys. We did it. My second objective is to implement some social emotional learning into this bitch. No way you guys are casually alienating your friends every other Thursday. C'mon.
Currently working on some things. May be sporadic in posts for a while.
:33< goodlight :DD
:33< i didnt build my whole brand around being a bitch! :33< i built it around being a cunt theres a diffurence!
THANKS JADE
overwatch killed my family
:33< im kinda a fureak <3 :33< in an #nsfw way too
I know why I pay attention to the timeline but I'm telling you they'd be a really bad combo
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
pasta...i haven't had an actual good meal in ages...it's nice.
awh shit it's alsø kankris day tøø isn't it shit happy wriggling day ya møuthy bastard høpe the days trigger free
whyd no one ever force me to be near a campfire before this has gotta be one of the most tolerable smells out there which is an improvement from all other smells which i hate and are awful for existing
Dont mind us we're just spilling our guts/ If this is love I don't wanna be loved/ You pollute the room with a filthy tongue/ Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up/ Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts/ If this is love I don't wanna be/ Hanging by the neck/ Before an audience of death #emetophobia #lyricposting
OKAY FUCK YOU TOO, ASSHOLE.
1TS K4RK4TS WR1GGL1NG D4Y NOT YOURS
All I'm trying to do is watch Drag Race and the internet keeps cutting out. I'm about to take my frustrations out on my wand once again. #Nsfw #HornyPosting
WAIT I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND
EVERYONE WISH ME A HAPPY WRIGGLERDAY. NOW.
All these jades suffering and yet we fucking persevere. I'm never becoming someone else's weapon of destruction I'm no crocker bitch. I'm not English's lapdog. And I'm not going to roll over for anyone ever. Fuck the system Fuck the crown Fuck the ones who'll hold you down
(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWLSO, GOT MY SWIMSUIT READY FUR THE BEACH PURRTY!!!
#teasuperiority coffee does smell good though even if it tastes like burnt dirt and different timelines different taste buds i guess!
i forgot coffee is technically a fruit three fruits i actively despise
there are two fruits i actively despise bell peppers and grapefruit but whereas bell peppers CAN be tolerable depending on how they are cooked? grapefruit is a war crime in my mouth
FUn fact! Lionfish may be venomoUs. BUt! They are also edible if prepared correctly. In regions where they are an invasive species, eating them is very mUch encoUraged! SUpposedly they taste qUite bUttery! A food I woUld like to try in the fUtUre. If yoU cannot eat the king of the jUngle. Then. Try the lion of the sea! Haha. ・・・𝛾
H4PPY WR1GGL1NG D4Y V4NT4S V4R14NTS.
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jade why do you have such a high spice tolerance if you lived alone on an island? i grew a shit ton of peppers and i dont like the taste of the not spicy ones because they taste like just… plant they taste like plant with nothing fun to them looking at you bell peppers -_-
ok. ill stay sober tonight.
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good knight
if i get this new doggish badge ill finally feel like the hybrid aligned troll i like to be >X3
Normal weird, as in: I'm pretty sure they're courting each other in a way that will make me find it cute and endearing in the long run. THAT'S normal weird.
My muscles are sore from working out though. That is the con of the day. I have been trying to get in better shape, just for the sake of my health. Ordering out less, exercise... It's not an easy journey. I'm greatly craving the comforting embrace of [BRAND REDACTED] french fries....
i was about to post that dinah (the dog) is still snoring but right as i was typing it out she rolled off the bed shes fine btw
.... HOOw shOOuld I react if I was just tOOld by my friend that my butt was like huge...? I dOOn't knOOw hOOw tOO prOOcess that infOO xux' #nsfw
I finally cooked some nice meals tonight. Nothing crazy, just chicken and vegetables, but... I used a friends kitchen while housesitting so I didn't have to deal with my dishes. It was nice.
you literally fly are you stupid?
(=^‥^=) > BITING MY FURENDS BUT THEY DONT KNOW WHOS NEXT. IM PLOTTING.
:33< trans rights
the what fire shit okay ill fuckin hop on it shed kill me if i knew and let it happen thanks young jade english
woof thank you jade i love you!!! <33 im glad you two are getting back in touch jinx is really nice :)
https://i.imgur.com/wt5GHiS.png shoutout to pastabaguette for drawingmy yucky nothing girl<3
There's plenty having good times too don't worry
:O bark!!! are you jinxs jade??? hi im angie im your dog!!!!!!! woof!!!!!!!!! <33333
i'm... i think i'm 6ood! not knowin6 what's 6oin6 on ri6ht now! think i'm 6onna take this i6noranCe 'n' sleep 6ood with it. i'll be seein' y'all round. ^◡^
Roses are delicate flowers. Me: Burps for 20 seconds while looking like a sickly wreck.
I Haven't Felt Partic𓄋larly Talkative B𓄋t I Hope I've Picked Some Interesting Pieces.
damn where the hell did the time go, saturday's creeping up fast
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😯 🆗 🐙🎀 🙏 💧 ⤵️ 🌉
🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
😞 🌱🤝🎋🤝🍀❕
Aura recovered.
[SHE LIKES THE SENTIENT PLANTS]
🌱quite good! I haven't been watered in a bit but i'm fine with it! #toleratesdryconditions🌱
🌱I saw my friend making a chittr and decided to join! Hi guys!🌱
i cant wait to meet the sludge
🍃@gnosticgnaturalist My Cousins Have Spoken To Me On The Pollen Line About You🍃 🍃great Things Missy, Great Things.🍃
🍃hello Everyone My Owner Has Not Watered Me I Am So Thirsty🍃
🍃alright Guys False Alarm I Am Currently Being Watered🍃
...Huh Thought there would be more reaction from the first part of that. Yeah I can probably brainstorm it.
🙂↕️🙂↕️
🦎➡️🌇👋👋
-⎚-⎚ ok propping them up so they stop falling damn slippery ass things
hiii i hope everyone is having a good day :)
:D!!
i am playing and having fun
its nice to just enjoy the nature around me and just soak in the space :D
Don't fuck with the Earth C Cabinet we have: Trollbama himself Two Seers of Light The Master of Yaoi and Yuri herself Rankmaid(God rest her soul) A Time of god who really, really likes bones The beetle Master Someone Mindfang killed Meenah who I'm pretty sure who can overthrow this cabinet if she really wanted to A very fucking insane doctor from what I noticed Bro who can make any weapon known to man and stole Trollbamas heart A Dog God man(That's me!) and a surprise tool that will help us later A literal fucking Horrorterror And Philox Yarrow, who is a sweetheart and shouldn't be included in the madness if things go down.
N(o)T h3h3r3 aT l3aST, buT I D(o) kn(o)W (o)f "g(o)rp" D(o)g.
mind if i join u? cant let myself get too rusty on the long range stuff
well! i know who it was now. :D that's so rewarding.
holy fuck holy shit holy fucking shit HOLY FUCK. like I was into it- I believed what you were saying but like holy fuck ALIENS IS REAL
)(as anyone considered t)(e )(umble Coconut today?
Anyone who talks about fate and this giving into it shit are fucking morons.
Daily Tarot Card. The Sun reversed. You cannot expect others to enjoy your presence and bathe in your light and joy until you yourself can do so. Clouds are covering you, but they are self inflicted. Sometimes, a little trust in others, and perhaps curbing those self depreciating internal and external comments, will do you a world of good. #DailyTarotCard
pouncey pounce beam!!!
jadeyyyyy hi <3
Everyone loves the bone soup in my shed.
Also my rabbits are due to give birth on the 13th. :)
I like this game. :) Im 6'9", no joke. I live up to my username!
hi sis!!!
me when i am planting a tree
Wub. I am a switch, by the way. :) Wub.