♣ mediated by @gnosticGnaturalist
watched #gamechanger today and im quoting #lyrics from the #show on the #internet that i watched #today while having #wendys for #dinner #goodmorning
welcome to ragebaited city, population you
Your3 right, th3y 2hould b3 goin 100
chat, can we pity and mediate that guy?
ccab i be yr little snuffpuppyy
:I
.i miss my server... that was bad .idea.
i need to go destroy another nearby star system.
Turn my arm into fire
K3H3H3H3H3
well thanks to my lovely matesprit making me develop a taste for redshell skitterers, poor poor jade just swiped one from my hand and stuffed it in her mouth thinking i was holding out on skittles. her nose is SO scrunched right now. it's free pranksters gambit! @gnosticGnaturalist @gallowsCounselor
You need more
:)
the fruit wwizard says: evry time yo grill an aqple and covrer it in bbq sauce i gow stronger
...
:33< im like half a bad day away furom going fur supurr villain
Quitter talk.
Just pick someone who's into it. Easy as pie.
says fucking who there are literally zero consequences if you can outrun the authorities and authorities dont run very fast in a police cruiser the size of a matchbox car
B33 < *ac sits down with pawpcorn*
i gotta go high five someone a lot.
hang on im getting yelled at.
i'm just saying jade was REALLY happy about the high fives until she found out why.
hastily assembled, but this is the jist of it. @gnosticGnaturalist @arcadianCatnip
"but how could you tell neither of us talked about it" a bunny knows!
:33< the anspurr is so clawviously a
i should be meaner to people
The feed is dead. Perfect for posting 8ullshit.
i am eating my slop. i am #eating #myslop. i have made a bowl of slop and i am eating my slop. #johnfacts
well, you did ask if anyone would like anything.
┐( ´ д ` )┌ Wow! More humans and their lame unfulfilled promises! ♫ ┐( ´ д ` )┌ I appreciate you 'trying' or whatever that was. ♫
you're like halfway through july
no no no no no.
BX33 < oh sh33sh!! BX// < well im glad you let me know BEFUR i spent five minutes flying through the furest at top sp33d.
#hotgirlproblems
#ThiccBootyAndThighProblems /lovingly
:33 < were purrbeasts, we dont have to abide by their rules!! >:33 < and efurrybody knows mornings are fur coff33, contemplation and snuggles
doing work stuff this morning (murder) #violence
HEY DUDEMAN! I'M A DUUUUUUUUDEMAN!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/882c1305cece.gif
i’m just glad i didn’t inherit my dad’s giant freaking teeth.
the depths of your greed is seemingly bottomless huh
dude, at this point, what *hasn't* been tried to help rose with one of her personal struggles? i get it! it was probably a dumb idea. but we're way past the stage of carefully curated solutions. i'm just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.
got this roiling feeling inside me. this urge to rend and tear and CUT and StAB. and this FRUSTRATION, like something was STOLEN from me. like i was supposed to be something bigger and better and badder. but what the hell is there to do here? prospit is broken to pieces, just a few scrambling white carapaced fucks scrambling in it’s ruins, sometimes i hunt ‘em down. sometimes some of my own subjects fuck up, i get to cut ‘em down. all that’s satisfying for a minute. but it ain’t enough. it ain’t NEARLY enough, All this power and there ain’t a GODDAMN THING I can do with it. I don’t regret a bit of what I’ve done. Not in any goddam; way. But I want MORE.
fair! doesn't make it any less hot though :B https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/340/baciyd.jpg
@twitCad i was devastated to find that there are no hotdog's here. best i can do is this drawing, sorry goat. https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/karmahotdogdrawing.png
here is my attempte at winninge the algorithme over; doinge so while retaininge my delicate image as a founte of wisdome; the mosquito that landes on the bulge receives the softest slape. #suggestive
This is appropr8ion to every Jade. And I'm all here for it.
glad to bbe bback home withth my bbarkbbeasstss ffor ssome resst
It's creatures like you who have no respect for your superiors that need to learn a thing or two from a good example. My husband Jake could certainly give you lessons in manners and behavior if you need them! Never shy away from self betterment, dear.
are all dave's stupid? genuinely because it can't be genetic.
oh yeah today clearly aint da day for that tho but i think shed sea yall the same as mutants, etc
i womder how miss culls-a-lot feels about humans. same strange condescending doting?
xx_cheesy_on_my_peenie_and_a_sause-a_on_my_ballz_#nsfw_xx
let me love you
let me kill you
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evvensong fido did you fetch the paper
You are right I need to spare most of the Jades, kris and my wife
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE
agree to disagree but like in a way that makes it super humble and clear i would never badmouth a witch of space your shoes could be so curved they occupy a non euclidean shape and you wouldnt hear that fussy shit from me
Judging by hoow he did noot mentioon any soort oof startup oor "crazy idea" he came up with that leads me too believe this stoory is made up
It is simply, the best pokemon from an objective standpoint.
Yes you can.
:33< why nyat its a really easy thing to get clawmpetitive about :33< are mew like? :33< do mew lack the like :33< emeowtional ability to be clawmpetitive??? :33< ive nefur heard of that befure
master forgive me im going to go all out just this once: has a meltdown where i cannot properly express my qualms and wind up feeling worse. im chill now.
ssometimess you can make ththingss ass clear ass possssibble and people sstill make ffirm assssumptionss. i ssupposse ssometimess all you can do iss try to explain itss transsient
:33< hey jade :33< thanks fur mewre letpurr :33< i got it on a hot sumpurr day :33< i havent slept in 23 1/2 hours :33< cut a catgirl some slack :33< epurrnally mewrse :33< shitpeta "shitpeta" #fightme leijon :33< no idea where mew got nepeta furom
:33< what if our nictitating membranes toched :33< and we fur both girls?
Same I Heard My Local Hardware Shop Had A Two For One Deal On Rope
H͇o͇w͇ c͇h͇a͇r͇m͇i͇n͇g͇.
My first objective as chittr overlord was to get everyone to spell matesprit correctly, we did it boys. We did it. My second objective is to implement some social emotional learning into this bitch. No way you guys are casually alienating your friends every other Thursday. C'mon.