Jade Snarly Parley Harley
@gnosticGnaturalist
one day I aspire to be as cool as miss frizzle
its really hard to match the sheer aesthetic of a geodesic dome to be honest.
i dont know if ill be able to make it to the beach party! ive got a lot of chores to do this weekend... :(
fellow dog jades can you digest xylitol i havent wanted to try
i'm not sure my diets been kinda scattered since it happened haven't really tried it before :/
mountain biking is great! especially when you DONT get called cringe for yelling "I AM SPEED" on the downhill
oh i did not know #firearmfriday was a thing! i need to get on that...
[|87 :: 1ndeed! Come by my range ;f you wanna pop some heads. R;fles of all cal;ber’s and full autos welcome!
...actually do people know what the 3D dark maze is? trying to google it is zero help. :P
a twelve year old just heard me make the dishes joke in real life and said "chat does she know?" im not sure if this is high praise or if they were dunking on me. :/
Surely this time the dishes will STAY DONE. >:T
okay, eggs should be delivered! @trivializinggangster @funnystray
they do have milk, cheese, and green onions in them. sorry if thats not kosher for either of you!
ill be damned eggs i should have asked for money cause i dont like eggs actually
* omg i got them thats so fucking awesome!!!!! boutta dig into these crazy style thank u soo much <3!!
i think if i had infinite time and i cared a lot less i could spend like a hundred years trying to reshape an ecosystem into a temperate rainforest.
[|87 :: 1 have run s;m;lar terraform;n operat;ons but you can h;ghly speed up the process w;th ;nvas;ve spec;es. Th;s ;s not recommended however ;f you want a balanced ecosystem
if i had infinite time i would cry
i mean yeah id probably spend some of my infinite time doing that too. :P
it would be a pretty mixed approach of heavy mulching, introducing appropriate species, making jinx help me with the weather systems, and convincing a lot of people to be cool about it very quickly. :P its probably not an ethical idea but it sounds fun!
[|87 :: 1 must adm;t th;s sounds l;ke a very fun exper;ment
... hmmm maybe i should get some paper bowls first actually!
hi chittheads! im scrambling eggs right now does anyone want some.
ive been told chittr makes this kind of thing easier so i guess well find out if i can get them to you!
a certain roan lalonde gave me whisky transdimensionally so yeah id say its possible
okay, time for me to be a freak in the sheets. which is to say go to bed. :P
i think pickled veggies are really underrated. pickled onion and pickled radish are just the best!!
okay i have pizza. crisis averted! <3
unrelatedly if this pizza place takes any longer with my order im going to do something drastic. :/
ugh i cant look at... that. :(
it just feels like i must be the problem i can never protect the people i love jane, the old lady, my ex moirail... now them.
i dont think thats the case!!! you cant guard people from what they do to themselves... :(
but i did once!!!! i kept this same jade from destroying their entire universe and themself and then i dropped the ball this time i guess i dont know youre probably right i am just having a hard time accepting that
its fucked up that under some circumstances you do have to give it to the condesce. :P
its kind of a bummer nobody from this universe knows about the squiddles... i really liked that show growing up. :/
oh! youre in 1997! has the warehouse fire happened yet? if not you should try and get a hold of some early footage! :D they were complete lost media even in 2009.
the what fire shit okay ill fuckin hop on it shed kill me if i knew and let it happen thanks young jade english
a version of me born in 1910... i hope she got to meet marie skłodowska-curie.
okay thats. i mean thats the ideal outcome ignoring the radiation exposure.