Jade Snarly Parley Harley
@gnosticGnaturalist
(pfp by @chubsintubs-blog on tumblr) one day I aspire to be as cool as miss frizzle!!
sometimes i sigh for normal human reasons and sometimes i sigh for dog reasons unfortunately for everyone else its impossible to tell without asking. :P
its difficult to articulate. but at least some of the time its because i really want chocolate but i dont want to put up with the tummy ache after.
ཐི༏ཋྀ S0met1mes pe0ple w1ll th1nk 1'm s1gh1ng cause 1 exhaled a l1ttle t0 l0ud cause 1 f0rg0t t0 breath f0r a b1t. - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
linkedin was a mistake people keep posting incorrect ai generated infographics on there. :/
i guess im doing breakfast steak! the tummy wants what it wants. nobody tell the tweens complaining about scrambled eggs.
x33 < theyll earn their share once they learn how to get it with their own claws and t33th! x33 :33 < im just kidding of pounce, efurrybody knows humans dont have claws
a lot of humans wish they did! :P but thats a good way to deflect if i do get hassled about it I guess.
Awooooo...
ive got a bunch of hot drinks and scrambled eggs and toast ready to go over here actually. would anyone like anything? itll arrive in a paper cup probably.
you know i didnt mention any of those things in my post about DRINKS and EGGS. :P which is to say i probably could do that but its not what im offering right now. :P
cuddling my doggies...
well i cant say its been a good night but i guess i should actually sleep...
whats the word does that thing have a name? when familiar surroundings just dont look the same? do you think that its strange? in a small way i suppose. im just looking for a place i dont know #lyricsposting
aaawwwoooooooo...
if you dont like bell peppers im sorry for your loss.
its okay im sure you all have more than enough of a freak flag to fly outside of petplay. :P #nsfw
awooo. good night friends.
i think its about time i crawl into bed with all my dogs and sweat myself to sleep. :P
if you work in fast food and you get an order from jade harley you should be ready for me to just teleport it off the counter, i think. like how many times have i done this??
bwuh? what year is it??
sometimes i just stare longingly at pictures of copper II sulfate...
bathing in nuclear fire for a minute to make sure i dont have any ticks. well outside of the geiger counter kind. ;)
the downside of this is that i have to hold my breath or i get helium voice when i come back to earth.
i!!!! RIPPED MY FUCKING JEANS???? i guess i need to go shopping later? sheesh!!!! ://///
#hotgirlproblems
BX33 < oh sh33sh!! BX// < well im glad you let me know BEFUR i spent five minutes flying through the furest at top sp33d.
can i at least put flowers in the torture labyrinth??? #dashwatching
if were friends im leaving flowers in your house by the way! this cannot be stopped. :D
So that's where those orchids came from. They're beautiful, Jade. Thank you.
anytime!! :D ill try to keep up with the watering, but if the moss or the ferns in the pot start to look sad you should definitely put a bit more in.
noooooo. :( i would actually need coordinates from you though! and some guidance on what flowers you like if you dont want me guessing. :P
those are from a tree shrub i have near my house - if you want some bulbs or shoots let me know!! :D