♦ pitied by @gnosticGnaturalist
i am but also my ass a whole lot more than the rest of me
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If my tentacles could just stay out, life would be so much easier.
Demise(my oldest daughter) keeps ranting to me that I don't sound like Jack Black I think I'm about to cry.
were you disheveled?
I need to get my act together. Just need to focus.
I Cannot Mediate All Of His Chitts, Instead I Will Sigh Heavily And Rub A Hand Over My Face In Exasperation. - Your Couturier
why do you KEEP doing THIS ORMICI
i'm not sure my diets been kinda scattered since it happened haven't really tried it before :/
slow day huh?
oh im gonna pin her then make her a delicious meal!!!
i got 99 problems its a lot
stop calling me that!!! i am outraged in a dignified manner!!! aaaa!!! ♠️ ♠️ ♠️
Ugh my -zzt- crew is off on a mission :( I miss them. Wish I could -zzt- unplug and leave the ship -zzt- without like. Dying
going to smoke the cigarette to make myself feel better. and no i will not be still running the 100m. #substance
i chugged the beer and then just tried to shove the whole dog down but it wasn'T soggy enough
And I awake from probably one of the worst nights I've had in ages, I need some ibuprofen.
we must be twins ha ha ha
▼i need a vacation from every single fucking one of you▲
i know i walked into that one but still i hate that i did
That will not be happening again. I will be watching myself closer.
DUUUUUUDE, i almost FORGOT about eragon! for sure, man. already next on the watchlist haha.
hm. what did i do yesterday that lead to me waking up like this? oh. oh right. golly. forgot i posted that.
My first objective as chittr overlord was to get everyone to spell matesprit correctly, we did it boys. We did it. My second objective is to implement some social emotional learning into this bitch. No way you guys are casually alienating your friends every other Thursday. C'mon.
:33< oh okay :((
i hate my hair touching my neck stop it why are you doing that
whyd no one ever force me to be near a campfire before this has gotta be one of the most tolerable smells out there which is an improvement from all other smells which i hate and are awful for existing
6/12. my dash is about to be full of some real annoying motherfuckers.
All I'm trying to do is watch Drag Race and the internet keeps cutting out. I'm about to take my frustrations out on my wand once again. #Nsfw #HornyPosting
OTHER KARKATS. AND ALSO KANKRIS....
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oh wait i have a meeting tomorrow dont i? bluhhhhh
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jade why do you have such a high spice tolerance if you lived alone on an island? i grew a shit ton of peppers and i dont like the taste of the not spicy ones because they taste like just… plant they taste like plant with nothing fun to them looking at you bell peppers -_-
but i did once!!!! i kept this same jade from destroying their entire universe and themself and then i dropped the ball this time i guess i dont know youre probably right i am just having a hard time accepting that
maybe today is the day i try alcohol or weed? which one is better for not feeling like a complete failure? #substance
im a bad guard dog
it just feels like i must be the problem i can never protect the people i love jane, the old lady, my ex moirail... now them.
I'm out of wine. #substance
i was about to post that dinah (the dog) is still snoring but right as i was typing it out she rolled off the bed shes fine btw
and i suddenly remember how weird my family tree is adding my kid to it did not make it any less weird
oh! im a meanie because i got really mad because two people i knew were having psychotic breaks and everyone just seemed to want to kick them when they were down and i just got sick of it and started being mean! so sometimes you will see me say something mean but usually only to someone who deserves it hehe
i'm... i think i'm 6ood! not knowin6 what's 6oin6 on ri6ht now! think i'm 6onna take this i6noranCe 'n' sleep 6ood with it. i'll be seein' y'all round. ^◡^
(⊱⊰) be quiet.
i knew there was a lot goin on there, but fuck :( i dont think i understood just how bad it really was this poor gurl.. #vagueposting
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UGH-@dracaenaSanderiana We all know you aren't Bamboo! Would you drop that STUPID name? ...
🌱quite good! I haven't been watered in a bit but i'm fine with it! #toleratesdryconditions🌱
🍃it Is Okay I Forgive You, I May Even Flower If You Water Me Correctly Next Time🍃
🍃did You Not Notice My Wilting My Leaves Are Turning Brown At The Edges🍃
🍃hello Everyone My Owner Has Not Watered Me I Am So Thirsty🍃
Hm. P3nt up. Unfortun4t3 n3ws. 1 h4v3 no 1d34 how to 4ll3v14t3. 1t 1s 4s 1f 1 h4v3 b33n bu1ld1ng up to som3th1ng only for 1t to l34v3 m3 frustr4t3d 4nd 3mpty. Wh4t th3 fuck. >:/ #nsfw
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MY FLUCTUATING ENERGY LEVELS REALLY NEED TO STOP. ONE MINUTE I WONT REALLY CARE TO TALK AT ALL AND THE NEXT I CANT STFU. ITS GETTING SO BAD EVEN IM NOTICING IT. JUST.. FUUUUCK.
Jane will be away for a while give her approximately [█:██]
Suddenly, I am not worried if I am some duplimancer's trickery.
[|87 :: Ok 1 found the rat and have #f;red them for the;r ;nsolence...and also for threaten;n the local aquat;c ecosystem of earth-C's pac;f;c ocean. Now 1 need to scrape up the;r th;nkpan off the walls, ce;l;ng, and fl00r #horror #gore #v;olence
i thnjk im sick again
i want to be a pornographic caricature but i have these stupid emotional and physical needs.