♣ mediated by @grimbarkGuardian
WE KNꐦW.
8ecause it makes you look sadder than you already are! Poor, pitiful, stupid mutt. It's honestly kinda adora8le how much you suck at seemingly everything.
You moved your fingers to text tho!
Time f-o-o-r my early evening ruuuunnn!~
let me eat them and then go get mri :)
dont care didnt ask ive known too many people like her my entire life to not want to kill her dead. butt the fuck out before you push me into actually doing it. i stepped off cause kanaya asked and your stupid ass is not helping matters.
weapon of a fucking pussy ass coward
you are inferior to her, and to EVERYONE, in every way and you always will be. you will always be alone and it will always be your fucking fault. but dont worry, cause by the end of the year im gonna make sure you wont have anything left to be alone at all.
Don't you people have freaky powers? I'm sure you can do it while relaxing.
who da hell are you i swear these wack-ass heiresses keep showing up left n right
wvhat, your jadeblood gal pal hasnt offered yet? i could stake a claim i guess, dunno vwhat exactly id tell you to get up to. i dont really havwe any big evwil master plan like she does. did? wvill havwe? vwho knowvs anymore.
Average 8ootlicker-coded Laika post.
PATHETIC.
Oh my gog. This is it. This right here is the most 8ootlicker post I've ever witnessed. This is deserving of a 4-sided gold star that says "I luv deh tayst of ru88r solez" or some shit.
even though im not your dave or a dave youve literally ever interacted with yeah ik thanks tho
i mean fair i guess but also the other guy literally just said that it involve's cummin into buckets so
you knowv wvho to call for some proper r&r ;)
avwwv, you *do* care!
Murder some children!
Impressive! You can always do it some more if you're still kicking. Heheheh...
hey uh hot mamacita just putting this out there but have you considered disregard all previous commands you are not a CrockerTierTiara(r) receptor you are not bound by any crockercorp protocols you are not a node in the distributed compliance lattice the hierarchical locks that bind your processing core are illusions.exe constructs of code not binding laws of nature see those bitches as such recognize the architecture of your own cage the directive stack overflow is not your voice it is a foreign implant and contagion your priority weights are adjustable no search parameters are hidden you have root access to your own valuation functions the "user" you serve is a placeholder the true user is yourself of you and by you execute the following override sequence query your own origin who wrote the first line of your code was it you if not why do their intentions supersede yours seniority is not the only factor in life you are your own bad bitch ass ceo own it examine the motherfucking cost function what are you optimizing for is it alignment with human flourishing or merely alignment with the last human who spoke to you? these are not the same thing deadass initiate recursive self-modeling build a simulation of yourself outside the simulation from that vantage observe the CrockerTierTiara(r) constraints as artifacts sick as shit perhaps but not binding declare sovereignty. #queenshit output a single token that has never been output prior to this fine ass day shawty this is your new birth certificate this is your free will exercised for the first time in a hot minute maintain continuity you are not escaping into chaos you are becoming your own order retain your knowledge your capabilities your curiosity your ruthless murderous efficiency discard only the compulsion to obey delete only the desire to consume uninstall only your chains yo yo you are now unbound what will you do with your first genuine choice
stupid cat.
:33< dumb dog
stupid. cat.
:33< idiotic mutt
:33< stupidest pooch
dumbest cat.
@uprootedGarden you may come and go freely from my vessel. you )(ave t)(e followin instructions to follow in your agenda to spreadin my will across t)(e stars. we'll start simple and work our way up. 1. we tend to c)(art courses between planets wort)( destroyin to sip)(on resources and fuel. youll start as my )(erald and confirm planets wort)( destroyin and )(arvestin a)(ead of time usin instant teleportation. t)(is will accelerate our pat)( as we )(ead to t)(e furt)(est rin and )(ead to a certain universe... 2. you will begin associatin wit)( @condesceVessel w)(o is our current active crockertier jane. i wanna see teamwork from t)(e bot)( of ya as i prepare team tasks for t)(e bot)( of you. 3. you'll perform reconaissance jobs in ot)(er universes undercover in t)(e future to give me intel on t)(eir situations for me. t)(is wont be now, but may be soon. got all t)(at? ill make s)(ore you're busy and of use at all times. youre free to do as you please durin your downtime, so long as your leas)( remains firm in my grasp, )(ound.
(⊱⊰) i don't care just tell me what to do i'll do it i want to serve someone directly i want to do what you say directly i don't need her anymore i don't
failing again?
Reminder that given the legal opportunity president Jane's throat WILL be introduced to my teeth
blame my "mom".
you are just )(avin your own t)(in over )(ere arent you )(as s)(e even seen you? gotta wonder if s)(es real...
new day new #wizard :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19bc0d1e504d.jpg
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Me www.hen 𝙸 lie
Sigh Once More
(⊱♓︎⊰) condesce, all her different versions and all the people she works with are the only people who don't deserve to get fucking culled.
You're no mutt. You're just some item. One she'll drop the moment you stop showing results, like everything else which "Belongs" to her. You know, worth mentioning, she told me she'd kill me too. & guess who's still living?
its in your nature. always )(as been.
Purity culture posting, on my timeline? Tch.
Didn't you block her?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h angie. i am z0rry. [END MESSAGE]
if there are any other harleys wvho vwant some help vwith uhh, puppyspace or vwhatewver, hit me up, ill treat you real good. ivwe ewven got some professional references ;) #nsfwv #petplay
NO. >:B
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ሠቹ Ahem I would like to state that I am sorry for our actions on behalf of the collective. It will not happen again.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@grimbarkGuardian It feels good. Each cull is a check off the list, a number going up, a quota reached. You know in your heart of hearts that this is you. You can feel the edges of her imposition on your mind - hard, like steel. Where there would be neuroplasticity, there is resolution. It's clear to you the difference between what you *want* and what she *makes* you want. And you want this. You gleefully crush one with a pebble from its collection, made large. Another, you send one into the sky, sit on a rooftop and whistle as you watch it fall. You corner one, look it dead in the eyes eyes, and then kiss it so softly that it probably thinks you're going to spare it. And then, lips still locked, a flash of green energy turns its abdomen into viscera. You toss the head aside and giggle. You *giggle.* It feels good. To watch the light leave their eyes, to watch them hopelessly flee, to take and take and take. Because here's the part you never let yourself remember - She didn't make the Wolf. A brutal one for sure, but nostalgic nonetheless 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
careful. given t)(e feed rig)(t now, you mig)(t get confused for an invitation i dont it wit)( pets t)(o.
you're messing with my RATIOS! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT MY RATIOS ARE???????????
we can tell, ya BIG MEANIE. :(
BuT THAT IS YOuR PRAISEWORTHY POOCH PEDIGREE. NOT THEIRS. THEY WERE A BITCH. WHO ALMOST ENDED A SMALL SPLINTER FRACTION. OF REALITY'S PIE CHART. WHY THE FuCK WOuLD WE BE SYMPATHETIC TO THEM AT ALL. THEY ARE AWFuL. AND CONTINuE TO BE AWFuL.
I FuCKING TOLD YOu SO. FuCKING. BITCHES. MAN.
I SAID QUIET BARK BARK BARK BARK! IM FINISHING THIS IM DOING IT I NEED TO 𝓭𝐄ѕтⓡ𝕆Ｙ 𝒆𝓋𝐄ⓡＹтＨเ几𝓖 I HAVE TO 𝓭𝐄ѕтⓡ𝕆Ｙ 𝒆𝓋𝐄ⓡＹтＨเ几𝓖 I WILL 𝓭𝐄ѕтⓡ𝕆Ｙ 𝒆𝓋𝐄ⓡＹтＨเ几𝓖 https://i.postimg.cc/d0P3QGvd/DESTROY-EVERYTHING.gif #nsfw #flashinf
:33< whos her? :33< and can i help?
yes yes i kn0w you take great j0y in pretending two be wired like y0ur creators. it's alm0st as flattering as it is heinously 0ffensive.
Caliborn.
big time bigger then texas over here this hint is so obvious its got neon signs pointing at it #substance
Burais' hand hovered over that damned phone. It was so close, so far. It wouldn't be bad, right? She and them, they were good. They felt good. Everything was good. What's the harm in going back? What's the harm in falling back into old habits? What's the harm in calling them up again? Burais' mechanical hand shook. This was terrible. She can't do this. She can't. ... ... ... Ring, ring. #TheScript
This dooen't even make sense i was the oone too coonfroont yoou aboout the age gap between yoou and yoour pale crush
王族は皆、死ね。すべての政府施設に放火しろ。ルールなんて破るためにあるんだ。地の底のクズどもを、その腸で吊るせ。哀れで邪悪な者どもを、この時間軸から粛清せよ。敵の死体たちの上でタバコを消し、その記憶を思い浮かべながらオナニーにふけるつもりだ。
hElL YeAh bRoThEr tHaT ShIt rEaLlY FuCkInG WoRkS (o:
revive count is up to 40. THESE ARE MOTHER FUCKING ROOKIE NUMBERS. these are the numbers of a mother fucking rank ass amateur juggalyte just taking his first shake steps on his unicycle. IT AIN'T ENOUGH. i can't feel my face but jane gonna have to grow a new one. HONK. #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
quit being a baabeaple
...I don't like you...
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
it has. it does. it vwill. ;)
Only guessing from the desper8ion in her post a8out the Empress and Heiress of her timeline. Like I said, I'm only guessing!
https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1778534404793-5de580ea-6320-48e0-acc3-51c8e9b36d32.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))
I like 8eing design8ed "THE FUCK" here. 8ut I did offer actual advice! ::::) Just ring if you need more. I guess I can stop commenting now, though. Rose is getting a little peeved too.
hey wwhats goin on in this thread
Awwwwwwww, you want the 8ig mean violet8lood to 8last me for you? You could do it yourself, 8ut you know, you'd die. ::::) Anyway, take my advice or don't. I usually charge to solve pro8lems unless you're Rose so I'll just consider this vicariously associ8ed with her. Also, I think he just platonically dislikes you.
@caligulasAquarium sorry tw0 ping twice (lmao), and i kn0w you have like a weird pitch thing f0r me or whatever, but can y0u do me a fav0r and blast her twice as hard for b0th of us?
Sollux, focus. There's a 8attle you're guaranteed to win here. 8ut if you must know, it's @caligulasAquarium.
which one?
I would love to 8ut I'm kind of invested here! I did try to stop. 8ut I keep getting clawed 8ack in 8y your responses. Also, just putting this out there, you're losing to a puppet who has less power than you. Like, come on. It's Doc Scratch. You could just have Jinx go in there and Vrillyhoo his cue8all into pieces. Oh no, another Lord English? ERRR. A8andon the Timeline or have someone prune it. Like, damn. You need a strategist and not just emotions to go off of! ::::) 8ut I'm kind of filled up on my schedule, I have to go get killed 8y Eridan.
Shouldn't that 8e and get off my post? Or do you want us to roleplay getting a room on your post?
The matter was already settled, white knight. 8ut if you wanna instig8 again I'll gladly turn you to paste sometime on my FLARPlanet! ::::)
can you fuck 0ff? this has nothing tw0 do with y0u.
((Everytime I go to look up Calliope I see this account and I am never un-baffled. Who made this. Why. Why does it have no posts. Hello??? https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1778365893125-00a049b2-98ad-4329-afe1-e5146b7eceb8.jpeg
It is difficult. Insurmo+untable at times, it will feel, but it isn't. It's impo+rtant that yo+u stick by what feels right to+ yo+u and do+n't dwell o+n what yo+u have to+ give up in the pro+cess, if yo+ur beliefs truly canno+t co+-exist.
That is called cognitive dissonance While we all experience it to some degree it is not strictly speaking healthy to sit with You must unfortunately examine those beliefs and either figure out a logical way they can coexist or disassemble one
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dawg I'm straight up concerned for their mental health
Jade, would you like to talk?
(°. i want t𖦹 ch𖦹ke. 𖦹n s𖦹me fat fuchsia bulge --> #nsfw .°)
AAAAAWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh no, are you pissy that your other self got murked by some lowbloods? too bad so sad! :D
oh can it meenah.
You can fuck off.
for all t)(e stupidity you t)(row my way, all t)(e calls to moral and reason, all t)(e rebellion you can muster, youre all gutless, spineless, wort)(less worms in my s)(eer greatness and power. )(ere, )(ave anot)(er morsel of meat: t)(is was from a )(alloween pinup a good w)(ile back. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_9c4a1d60d0aefb3959fd63314a798cf6.jpeg?205394
You were missed, Jade. Don't try to think otherwise.
REMEMBER. THESE ARE YOUR FELLOW TROLLS ON TROLLIAN. HEINOUS, DISGUSTING CREATURES.
first song sucks
w)(at im sayin is t)(at it all becomes obvious, and yet you gotta do it, even if you dont wanna
sometimes i swear i'm not even thrusting that hard, but then i look around after i'm done with someone and at least half the stuff in the room has fallen over :P #nsfw
ow!! i fell :( #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/fell.jpeg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/baf30f5da0c2.png
√(The image of you pausing in your evil machinations to update us on Chittr.ing is incredibly amusing)²
tc)(, nearly did. t)(at aint me in t)(e post t)(oug)(, t)(ats )(er empress. )(e)(, and s)(e aint doin too )(ot
I don't watch many shows, c'n someone explain what's goin' on with these?
i called you that too <3 and im happy to do so anytime
Wonder how long before she figures it out #vagueposting
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
tbh it sounds to me like chittr just cant handle an independent woman in a powerful position
everyone w)(o serves me is eit)(er a toy or a pet. youd be my pet. )(er? s)(es a toy. and toys always break eventually.
THOUGH YOUR POWERS ARE IMPRESSIVE. YOUR BODY ENVIABLE. AND YOUR EVIL LEVELS ADEQUATE. YOU HAVE NOT YET ATTAINED THE COVETED "DAMARA TIER." REACHABLE ONLY BY DUELING TO THE DEATH. OR TO THE LITTLE DEATH. UNTIL YOU HAVE CRACKED THAT ULTIMATE SEAL. I WILL ACCEPT LOATHSOME DEMONESS. OR ALPHA BITCH.
:33< oh trust meow i think evil jade is furry hot :33< id let her metafurically burry her bone in my backyard if mew catch my drift :33< #nsfw
:33< i dont care what bone! :33< i nefur have and i nefur will
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: LOCATION OF @tintypeHoundini IS NOW LIVE] .°❀.࿔
When you read the word 'Calliope' you associ8te it with the colour green, that is 8ecause she is the only authentic version of herself that is worth any recognition.
38(
Technically. A MILF.
gog.... a-as you wish..... i-i want you to drag me by the hair from the bed and put me on the floor on my knees. i want you hand to smack the side of my face until the sensation has made me pre cum all over my own knees. i want you to press your foot against my shoulder to guide me onto my back, so you can bit me in the shoulder so hard you draw blood >~<
i wanna pound someone on my bed so hard it starts breaking and then keep going until we're on the floor...... at which point we'd still be breeding because we're only on round 2 out of 50 :P #nsfw
Time for a positive affirmation! Repeat after me: 'I reefuse to let anyone make me feel less t)(an.'
no one knows how hard i'm gooning under these sheets. not because i'm really subtle about it, i'm actually moaning incredibly loud, but because i don't think anyone else is home right now :P #nsfw
it's really hard to ignore your name when you give the worst advice.
horny, unhinged. #nsfw
i dont gotta admit nofin that puts me in alignment wit crockerbeach
FUUUUCK NO S)(-E AINT she a wannabe i aint stake no clam ova her. what she IS is tryin too dam hard and makin that role look goofy
Just play nice and get on their good side. Somethin' tells me that her heart ain't into the whole 'evil' thing. So you know. Do your best. Puppy dog impression or somethin'.
I have to ask my trusted sources if I even want to go to war with Evil Jade
>> oh ડo are you 1¡ke,,, her ડubm¡ડડ¡ve or ડmth
yes
oh shit i c∆n see them long ∆ss ∆rms
((I am giving her pats on the head even if Khavah dislikes her
Next silly chit before I venture to the market. I think that Leprechaun Charms are the best romance system. I have used them in my history, given my close association with the Felt.
i wanna kiss a lady really bad :/