Evil Jade
@grimbarkGuardian
the terror of new alternia. obey or die! :)
if this were a real war i would end it by slaughtering whichever side her imperious condescension told me to <3
we pailed all the time gill i mean i had the company to run and we had the kids to raise of course boat lake as often as we could! human bulge is pretty sweet acshoally
h t thats n not how my empress talks about it!!!!! she finds every aspect of human reproduction repulsive!!!!! i . .
(( no thats an ic hard reset lol. she fuckin spaced all the way out
does anyone *else* think im hot?? ;D
K--<it just upsets me to see her so incredibly miserable even if its not the same her
that was a nice nap! i had some very weird dreams but i dont remember them
D --> Why do you adorn the colour of the Empress, human
to show my allegiance! i am the empresses most loyal and powerful attack dog, her highest echelon of servant!!
D --> Oh D --> A human is of the highest authority? But that doesn't D --> Hrmm D --> Your species is negligible, why would She D --> Cripes D --> I need time to contemplate this
oh dont worry she wiped the rest of us out its just me and jane left and we are here because of our godly powers and our obedience to the empire!!
D --> Hmm D --> I have thought about it, and I will refrain from answering to you D --> Just as it is dignified to be at odds with those who dwell in the sea, it would stand to reason that I should also be odds with you and the what remains of humanity, no matter your loyalties
i should probably not spend too much time on this app, her voice gets a little softer when i do... im going to go to sleep now! nobody do anything rebellious while im gone!! <3
thats.....a good question actually....at this point i just go with it...Also i have Psychic powers
oh! okay! ... jeez. it is really weird to think about me... reproducing. o_o raising a kid like a lusus... did i at least use ectobiology??
nope....i'm 100% Biological....oh and ive been missing for a vast majority of my life, so "Raised" isnt the right word
(( she has internalized the condesces disgust for human reproduction and childrearing </3
"Proper" yeah idk....Cause i'm carrying a shit load of strider Bullshit on top of Lycanthropy....
ok i changed my display name to avoid confusion!
This is very reductive. It implies you are evil and nothing else. And also Jade.
its just to distinguish from the other jades dont worry nice mail lady!!
plus maybe ill get less people responding all shocked when i do or say something awful hehe
ok seriously, what is with all these assassination attempts lately? janes been getting a bunch too!
>[They really trying to keep a bad bitch down.]<
very literally!! sometimes i even use my teeth and claws just to make it extra gruesome! #gore
>[That izzz like horrifying but it alzzzo goezzz zzzo hard that I am kind of here for it.]<
(( i love the reaction to bad end!jade!!!!!! shes so evil and traumatized <3
((I am giving her pats on the head even if Khavah dislikes her
lol does anybody else sometimes space out and a few nights have gone by and there is blood on your hands that you dont really remember more than the vague impression of spilling? or is it just me? :P
maybe you try being mind controlled by her imperious condescension for 90 sweeps and come out of it not evil huh!!!!!!
"= evil as fuck which, is cool. i don't hate that. but i do hate the fact that it happened. but then i'm not sure how much the 'fucked up' balances out with the 'i mean evil aesthetics are cool' factor. ="
i think you oughta just be yourself and disregard the losers & haters
"= ah. they remind me. of fleet wear, or, spacewear that you tended to get up there, warm, i suppose they could double as wetsuits, i never took one into the water. as for that last part, well, matter of opinion, i think ones with troll symbol designs work great. ="
they do dont they! mine is just a symbol of the empire but in bright green-sun green so that everyone can recognize me at a distance and cower in fear!
"= i've grown a little tired of that thing. haha. it sneaks it's way into many of my memories. but weirdly enough, i have gone so close to it, yet it has never burnt. ="
ohhh ok so i am seeing the confusion here. im evil you guys! im not going to have good opinions!!
>[No way. Zzzay it izzz not zzzo...]<
well i cull trolls by the thousands sometimes for no reason other than intimidation and i enjoy it thoroughly, thats pretty evil!
THANKS FOR BEING HONEST, JADE. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
WOOF!!!! she followed me im so happy!!!!!!!!!!
hi jade number three!!! gosh there are so many good jades out here... am i the only evil jade? :O
woah i didn't know i was number 3!! and uh yeah i think so?? most of us kind of moved on from the whole being evil thing :P
good for you! i assume! i am glad that there are some jades who got the good ending :) not that i would ever complain about serving my wonderful new alternia and my beautiful empress and my perfect heiress <3
aw man but you could be doing something else like playing bass or hanging out with your friends :(
oh you dont have to worry about me good jade, my empress makes sure i enjoy every second of my servitude!!
oh no dont be sad! i have not been sad in sweeps and that was only because the empress let me go for a few minutes to test me (and i passed!!!!!! bark!!!!!!!!)
gosh these rebels are so cute. this is the 48th assassination attempt since i started counting!! do they really think they can even touch me? :P
gosh my empress is literally the best!!!!! she gave me a palmhusk and it had this app on it!!! hi everyone!!!!!!!!!
we arent. tavros if you were one of the twelve trolls who created earth then i am sorry to say but it has been sweeps and sweeps since i have even known who you were! sorry honey i am very happy for your transition but we are not friends.
oh wait i remember you! you were the big bad who was sort of like my dog werent you!!
... I mean if you don't want to consider me your dog I think that would make it easier for both of us really
i mean yeah you never really acted like my lusus did you? except by not killing me i guess... right? it was so long ago lol
fORMER FRIENDS ARE JUST, fRIENDS YOU HAD FORMERLY, tHAT YOU AREN'T FRIENDS WITH AGAIN, yET,
i guess so!! i havent had friends in a very long time though so i will probably say whatever mean stuff pops into my head. you can take it though right? lowbloods are used to it :)
More or less. It's been really fucking long for me too. Time sure flies or something like that I don't know
i HAVE RECENTLY BEEN MADE VERY AWARE, oF HOW MUCH i, aLWAYS TAKE IT,