Evil Jade
@grimbarkGuardian
the terror of new alternia. obey or die! :)
late night #nsfw awooooo
oh ok!!! i didnt realize it was a horny awoo hehe awoo nonetheless!!!
anyway ba bark ba bark ba bark!
HOw DOES ONE CLEAN OFF vISCERA FROM YOUR DRESS? #vIOLENCE
try a water repellant material for your uniform! then you can basically just scrub it off :)
i feel the urge to go crush an asteroid or something
fuck yes!!!! such a good stress relief. i also recommend throwing shitty liberties into the sun!
huh… never thought about what do do with those things before now honestly
I don't get how the lot of you require the shadecover of an anonymous account to profess your more controversial musings. Have you even SEEN the baseline of depravity we have all collectively decided to allow on the feed? I'll say something controversial for every like on this post, no censorship required. Stop limiting yourselves. Go whole hog.
im liking your pist because i love you not for the controversy hehe
I love you! Although I have some questions concerning your situation when you can spare the time.
seeing that post im just going to say… good luck with that because that is probably not happening with me! im the picky jade i guess #nsfw in reference to the post in question
·₊˚☄ Evil Jade. Your only option is to drop Axis onto Earth. The Alternian Empire can only be restored once the New Alternians are forced to take to space once more. Contact me for details. ☆彡
·₊˚☄ In my time, an asteroid mining colony. In your time, an asteroid in the asteroid belt. It is the ideal mass and shape for forced deorbiting above the atmosphere of New Alternia. ☆彡
·₊˚☄ The Alternian Empire stagnates. Once you controlled galaxies, now you rot in squalor on one pathetic planet. Earth's gravitational pull compresses the soul of all within it, diminishing their dreams and breaking their will without them realising it. The environmental effects of the Axis Drop will force you out of stagnation, and place you back on track to rule the stars - as Spacenoids. ☆彡
we have a plan already, but. thanks for the backhanded feedback i guess!
I have to ask my trusted sources if I even want to go to war with Evil Jade
Hm, an ‘Evil Jade’. This certainly raises questions that I can feel my sight beginning to expand towards answering. How excellent.
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if this were a real war i would end it by slaughtering whichever side her imperious condescension told me to <3
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well first of all i would kill you if i could for implying she would enter a sexual relationship with a human! but yes i do submit to her will as everyone on new alternia should!
i literally married a human did she never tell you aboat that??
we pailed all the time gill i mean i had the company to run and we had the kids to raise of course boat lake as often as we could! human bulge is pretty sweet acshoally
h t thats n not how my empress talks about it!!!!! she finds every aspect of human reproduction repulsive!!!!! i . .
(( no thats an ic hard reset lol. she fuckin spaced all the way out