♠ hated by @grimbarkGuardian
Another name change is in order. For now.
Due to a certain conversation I will be attempting to be “nice” for the indefinite future. Be not afraid.
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I could say Curree is having a wonderful time and the best meal of his fucking life and everyone would be like "Why would Bella hurt him?" =I
WE KNꐦW.
🙄
I'm banishing Laika to a shower dimension
Due to certain extra-narrative concerns I do not have an exact answer.
Bitches love my cube =)
8ecause it makes you look sadder than you already are! Poor, pitiful, stupid mutt. It's honestly kinda adora8le how much you suck at seemingly everything.
why are you the only one saying this
toe's are stupid as shit. paws are where its at oh i should totally get in touch with that robot doggirl she could genetically modify me to give me paw's and ear's and a tail. just hope the payment i have to give isnt cum cause i think she drained me dry lmfao #nsfw #pawposting
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@thegoodScratchdoctor I'm borrowing something from you Hope you don't mind =)
It is my dearest, sincerest hope that one day. One blessed day. You go through even a tenth of the fall from grace I am.
Also. Hum8le 8-Cup. #NSFW
dont care didnt ask ive known too many people like her my entire life to not want to kill her dead. butt the fuck out before you push me into actually doing it. i stepped off cause kanaya asked and your stupid ass is not helping matters.
you are inferior to her, and to EVERYONE, in every way and you always will be. you will always be alone and it will always be your fucking fault. but dont worry, cause by the end of the year im gonna make sure you wont have anything left to be alone at all.
That is the only result to show for my many machinations and of breaking into my home. Joy.
Please forgive @gardenedGloxinia s incoherent messages, she's a bit besides herself right now.
Don't you people have freaky powers? I'm sure you can do it while relaxing.
Go to as populated a star system you can find and extinguish their sun. Never gets old.
It doesn’t really matter.
I do not know who I am anymore.
I am kind and have never done anything to anyone here =)
Barak.
wvhat, your jadeblood gal pal hasnt offered yet? i could stake a claim i guess, dunno vwhat exactly id tell you to get up to. i dont really havwe any big evwil master plan like she does. did? wvill havwe? vwho knowvs anymore.
Average 8ootlicker-coded Laika post.
PATHETIC.
call me that again and i cull that heiress of yours that just got back.
Oh my gog. This is it. This right here is the most 8ootlicker post I've ever witnessed. This is deserving of a 4-sided gold star that says "I luv deh tayst of ru88r solez" or some shit.
Seems to strike me as simply what the cool kids would call, a "skill issue" on your part. Imagine actually dying, couldn't 8e me! Can't wait to have a second chance some day at 8eating another seadweller-dictator's ass! ::::)
oh what the fuck did crockerbeach survive 38/
okay it doesn t rweally help the fact that jades would prwobably be posting that last line too
t)(e weed is easier to quit w)(en you c)(ange your mind, given )(ow non-committal you are deep down.
)(ow strange. t)(ey never even corrected me on any of it. did you ever know t)(em yourself?
@uprootedGarden you may come and go freely from my vessel. you )(ave t)(e followin instructions to follow in your agenda to spreadin my will across t)(e stars. we'll start simple and work our way up. 1. we tend to c)(art courses between planets wort)( destroyin to sip)(on resources and fuel. youll start as my )(erald and confirm planets wort)( destroyin and )(arvestin a)(ead of time usin instant teleportation. t)(is will accelerate our pat)( as we )(ead to t)(e furt)(est rin and )(ead to a certain universe... 2. you will begin associatin wit)( @condesceVessel w)(o is our current active crockertier jane. i wanna see teamwork from t)(e bot)( of ya as i prepare team tasks for t)(e bot)( of you. 3. you'll perform reconaissance jobs in ot)(er universes undercover in t)(e future to give me intel on t)(eir situations for me. t)(is wont be now, but may be soon. got all t)(at? ill make s)(ore you're busy and of use at all times. youre free to do as you please durin your downtime, so long as your leas)( remains firm in my grasp, )(ound.
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↘️you bark like a dog with just as little intelligence.↘️
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Me www.hen 𝙸 lie
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You're no mutt. You're just some item. One she'll drop the moment you stop showing results, like everything else which "Belongs" to her. You know, worth mentioning, she told me she'd kill me too. & guess who's still living?
SATURN KNEW BEST. GNAW ON THE BONE. CONSUME YOUR OWN.
Pfft. As if. My kismesis is set in stone, and destroys moons. I'm just trying to have fun playing my game. When you inevita8ly get sent after me 8y the old Cue8all, I'm going to make you eat your mop fi8er 8y fi8er.
)(ard pass. pets must prove t)(emselves first before deignin wors)(ip.
... No offense to Nanna.
AND YET YOU ARE FAR TOO WEAK.
i livwe in so many pans rent-free that i could start a mental airbnb empire
good dog <3
I personally prefer being called "abomination" but "creep" works well enough I guess. Somehow I'm not surprised that Jade needs someone else to deal with HER mess. Always running from responsibility must get tiring eventually though
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Lucky us, this was a one time deal.
They are, but ሠቹ needed to test this for future use. And even they don't know where they got this, their mind did but they forgot. This was the most efficient logical solution.
ሠቹ need you to fetch something for us @gardenPupstic. You'll be a good dog and obey right? https://i.postimg.cc/ZRFNW9GC/Alternia-20260527-182851-0000.gif
Calm down, ሠቹ needed them for just a moment. They are free to do as they please now.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@grimbarkGuardian It feels good. Each cull is a check off the list, a number going up, a quota reached. You know in your heart of hearts that this is you. You can feel the edges of her imposition on your mind - hard, like steel. Where there would be neuroplasticity, there is resolution. It's clear to you the difference between what you *want* and what she *makes* you want. And you want this. You gleefully crush one with a pebble from its collection, made large. Another, you send one into the sky, sit on a rooftop and whistle as you watch it fall. You corner one, look it dead in the eyes eyes, and then kiss it so softly that it probably thinks you're going to spare it. And then, lips still locked, a flash of green energy turns its abdomen into viscera. You toss the head aside and giggle. You *giggle.* It feels good. To watch the light leave their eyes, to watch them hopelessly flee, to take and take and take. Because here's the part you never let yourself remember - She didn't make the Wolf. A brutal one for sure, but nostalgic nonetheless 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
sorry t)(at ive got real )(obbies and talents, ya little cracked egbert remind me again w)(at yours are...?
Robowomen where have you gone?
im sensing some real anger here, so im gonna disengage from this argument for my ovwn mental health, alright ang? later pup
lotta good girls out and about right nowv, huh? ;) #suggestivwe
𝕀ʇ ｉ𝐬 𝙩𝐡ɘ ᴎa𝙩ｕｒ𝙖1 𝙥𝘳ⓞ¢𝙡ｉｖｉʇｙ 🄾f oʇheɼ𝔰 ʇ🅞 ⒮𝙚ɘ tho𝔰ﻉ e𝖝ṗɘr𝙞𝙚ńƈiⁿ𝙜 𝙥ⓐ𝙞ᴎ ⒜𝔰 1ﻉś𝐬ｅr; th𝙖𝖙 is ʇhｅ ńαẗ𝕦ｒⓐ𝕝 𝕕𝙞śtⓐ𝐧ᶜ𝙚 im𝙥o⒮𝙚d b𝕪 𝔰ｅɭｷ 𝖈ⓞńᶜɘ𝙥𝖙, ⓐnd 𝐬ɘl𝕗 ｐɘr𝖈ﻉ𝙥ẗɨ🅾𝐧.
you're messing with my RATIOS! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT MY RATIOS ARE???????????
we can tell, ya BIG MEANIE. :(
BuT THAT IS YOuR PRAISEWORTHY POOCH PEDIGREE. NOT THEIRS. THEY WERE A BITCH. WHO ALMOST ENDED A SMALL SPLINTER FRACTION. OF REALITY'S PIE CHART. WHY THE FuCK WOuLD WE BE SYMPATHETIC TO THEM AT ALL. THEY ARE AWFuL. AND CONTINuE TO BE AWFuL.
I FuCKING TOLD YOu SO. FuCKING. BITCHES. MAN.
The Jade who sought the path of destruction has lost the means to do so on a devastating scale.
WOAH. WHO COuLD HAVE. PREDICTED THIS.
Crisis avoided.
A shame about the ring, though. Still, things can always be kept in mind for future use.
Iʇ wⓐ𝔰 🅾𝐧1𝕪 fo𝕣 𝗆ﻉ. Ꙅ𝙝𝙚 ᶜ𝐡ⓞo𝔰e 𝙝eｒ𝐬𝙚ɭ𝒇. I ¢a𝐧'ʇ ｍα𝙠𝙚 𝙥𝙚🄾ṗlﻉ tɦi𝐧𝓴 🅾𝖙𝙝𝙚𝕣ʍ𝗶śe 𝕗🅾𝕣 𝙩𝐡ɘ𝗆śｅɭｖ𝙚𝐬. Гhɘ𝕣ｅ w⒜𝐬 n🄾 𝔟𝙖𝘳𝙜αｉn, n🅾 𝙙ﻉ⒜ɭ; I ｐ1ɘ⒜𝕕ɘ𝐝 f🄾r ⒜ mɘr𝖈𝙞f𝘂𝕝 ｅń𝔡, a𝐧𝙙 𝐬hｅ ¢ɦ🄾śɘ s🅾ｍe𝙩𝔥𝗶ⁿƃ e1𝐬e. 𝘛ɦⓐt ʍ𝙖⒮ 𝙖l1.
>>| .i wish .i could drill .into my head .and let .all the thinkpan juice leak .out right now. .or .a humongous bulge from behind, .until .i'm knocked .out. #nsfw
when i been bitten it’s always by MMy lusus except the one tiMMe durin a MMatch the other guy went balls to the wall n started usin teeth n shit
yes yes i kn0w you take great j0y in pretending two be wired like y0ur creators. it's alm0st as flattering as it is heinously 0ffensive.
humans d0n't have quadrants. killing your kismesis means the relati0nship has failed because it is no l0nger amongst equals.
Burais' hand hovered over that damned phone. It was so close, so far. It wouldn't be bad, right? She and them, they were good. They felt good. Everything was good. What's the harm in going back? What's the harm in falling back into old habits? What's the harm in calling them up again? Burais' mechanical hand shook. This was terrible. She can't do this. She can't. ... ... ... Ring, ring. #TheScript
I cant say I necessarily disagree.
To twist and warp an already imperfect system, one built on misguided compassion. Pervert it, corrupt it into a hollow parodic mask of itself. A thing of equal parts beauty and horror. I am drunk on this vision.
I will be needing a new weapon after events have taken place. Perhaps Beforus’ ‘Guardian’ will do.
Whatever you need to say to comfort yourself. I am going to go admire your loved ones trapped in stasis, now, so I may be reminded how little you have.
In spite of what she believes, she will never be whole again. Wretched, broken thing.
revive count is up to 40. THESE ARE MOTHER FUCKING ROOKIE NUMBERS. these are the numbers of a mother fucking rank ass amateur juggalyte just taking his first shake steps on his unicycle. IT AIN'T ENOUGH. i can't feel my face but jane gonna have to grow a new one. HONK. #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
[ Attached is a video. Gamzee's phone is laying across the floor, propped up against.... something. That something is shaking and coughing, a wet cough. Red blood splatters the incredibly wealthy marble tile just in the corner of the frame. "Please.... send help!" The voice rasps out. In the midground, Gamzee's hands wrap around a pale neck. He throttles her, slamming a skull down on tile well beyond its cracking. Each thud is accompanied by the bright, teal mist of divine resurrection and each time it's silenced again by another sickening crunch. He looks aside at the voice, right at the camera. Viscera and blood line the walls of gilded paintings, modern furniture and expensive, sleek marble. Armored legs and gloved hands lay strewn about, a club embedded deep enough in someone's chest that they fell clinging to the handle. Two peering, orange, sunset eyes lock on the camera and the speaking guard. Heavy, steaming breaths come out of his fanged maw. Then- a powerful fist CRACKS across his face, a red blazer sleeve visible in the flash. Gamzee is thrown onto his ass as the figure he was straddling scrambles up and away. Gamzee yells something about tusks as he leaps after. There's a thick, wet squelch and a sickening sound off camera, hidden by the corner of a wall. Not before a long, ribbed piece of muscle is spit back out into view, onto the floor. A red sleeved arm slams down, dragged back into the hall as nails burn scraping into tile. Red blood stains in drag marks along the floor. Another bright, distant flash of teal and the sound of more punches being thrown. The man holding the phone drops it, the video ending abruptly. ] #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #ThisOne'sReallyGoreyThisIsYourWarning
quit being a baabeaple
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
it has. it does. it vwill. ;)
yknovw wvhat i cant evwen read this as a thinly wveiled attempt to get into my pants, this is a thinly vweiled attempt to get into any seadvwellers pants/ies #nsfvw
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Shouldn't that 8e and get off my post? Or do you want us to roleplay getting a room on your post?
Concerns? Who said anything about concern? His actions have a very minimal chance to affect me, he’s really just an obsolete relic of a lesser lord. I simply dislike him, darling! And mayhaps I simply have enough fondness for you and your circle- the ones who must truly worry- to offer you the humble guidance you need to eliminate the threat to yourselves. Or maybe I’m just a manipulative bitch. Maybe two things can be true. Heehee.
hello himero.... bot.
everyone went to sleep as soon as i went out looking for someone to breed with so now i'm just walking around alone with my throbbing bulge out like an idiot :P #nsfw
Jade, would you like to talk?
t)(ere's always anot)(er.
oh no, are you pissy that your other self got murked by some lowbloods? too bad so sad! :D
tc)(. just anot)(er dog wit)(out a kennel. better )(ope s)(es )(ousebroken, )(e)(e)(
for all t)(e stupidity you t)(row my way, all t)(e calls to moral and reason, all t)(e rebellion you can muster, youre all gutless, spineless, wort)(less worms in my s)(eer greatness and power. )(ere, )(ave anot)(er morsel of meat: t)(is was from a )(alloween pinup a good w)(ile back. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_9c4a1d60d0aefb3959fd63314a798cf6.jpeg?205394
You were missed, Jade. Don't try to think otherwise.
>>>(Stockholm) syndrome is the backwash of fear polluting (Your) thinkpan
w)(at im sayin is t)(at it all becomes obvious, and yet you gotta do it, even if you dont wanna
I do hope you all have been enjoying your #framefriday and first day of #mistressmay. Events under my direct supervisions are playing out nicely.
reminder dat )(umans repeatedly tryna pus)( t)(eir family structures on trolls is an attempt to erase our culture n it will ultimately lead to enforced ideas of )(uman supremacy ftr #politics
It turns out when people aren't being threatened, culled or conditioned from hatching to kiss the boots of a genocidal slave empire, they stop acting so loyal. It's almost as if the second her claws cannot reach every dissenter across space to strangle them into silence, people start saying what they actually think of her. #dashwatching
How'd that go for Jane, btw? #deepfried and #battered
You're batting 0-1 on the second one, Doggy. This is the same rebellion you've been fighting the whole time, it's just going to keep getting stronger and stronger and your empress is going to go the same way your Jane did.
The Nile is NOT just a river in Egypt, apparently.
sometimes i swear i'm not even thrusting that hard, but then i look around after i'm done with someone and at least half the stuff in the room has fallen over :P #nsfw
@tipsyGnostalgic#5410 is a cheeky little liar; my bedframe broke ONCE and it was because it had FOUR PEOPLE on it!!
its a bit rough on their back dontcha think
i personally think the sidewalk is a great place to mating press someone in the middle of the day!! fits the mood just right if you ask me :D #nsfw
I genuinely think I am blØcked by near every fuchsia blØØd Øn this site, and I need yØu tØ understand hØw fucking hilariØus that is tØ me.
I cherish each and every civilizatiØn, because it means life was there. But things are Ønly beautiful because they end. NØthing is eternal. NØt yØu, nØt yØur empire, nØt yØur empress, nØt even me. The Øld must make way fØr the yØung. Her time is Øver, the sØØner she accepts that, the gentler it will be. Cherish what it is yØu have dØne, and be willing tØ let gØ Øf it if change calls fØr Øther things. TØ live is tØ grØw
I hope when they kill your empress they show you the kindness you've been missing for the last hundreds of sweeps.
i'm out right now looking for someone to breed and i just realised i forgot to brush my hair today. luckily it still looks good a little tangled and won't get in the way of what i'm here to do :P #nsfw
It's been such an awful day and I am not even halfway through.
♠️ Don’t forget. It’s your responsibility to tell me if I ever overstep. I am super good about checking in with everyone about stuff they want me to do, but not everything stays clear when the lines around stuff get kind of blurry. ♠️
ow!! i fell :( #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/fell.jpeg
Dodge?
>He★ling powers >Didn't he★l herself W★s she stupid???
-------------------------- With the passing of holefather, i Will defeat at least tWelVe tyrians.
-------------------------- beetel barely Understands this bUt Will still cUll tyrians.
i'm not fucking constantly!!! i take breaks in between to practice my shooting, gardening and do other stuff!!
that doesn't matter!!! my dreams and hopes live on!! i will never give up on the robot-fucking dream no matter what obstacles or realistic road block the world throws at me!!!! i *will* get that robot pregnant!!!!!!!!
chittr is incredibly interesting. it gives me the 0pp0rtunity t0 p0ke and praud at d00med timelines even with0ut the bubbles. it's an incredibly f0rtunate find. 0u0
♦ Are you alright? ♦
check out this new blanket cover i bought!! isn't it so pretty? :D :D #nsfw *a video is attached. it's taken from jade's point of view, lying in bed and looking down at the newly bought sheets that feature a repeating pattern of red and blue flowers across it, but the nice design is clearly not the main focus of the video. a towering length stands under the covers at jade's crotch, leaving a huge bulge to form, around which the pattern of the sheets is stretched from the tension. it throbs, swaying itself to the side and back with slow but intense force. a subtle damp spot can be seen at the top of the bulge* p-pretty cool right?
why do people get so shocked when you're still hard after 7 rounds??? #nsfw
She isn’t here to speak for herself. I can say whatever I wish.
You are unloved by her, Jade. It isn’t panwashing. It isn’t denial. It is nothing but your refusal to wake up and smell the roses and remnant ashes that remain of her. You are not a monster because you were made to be. You always chose this. Not her. Not animal instinct. Not primal forces. Not stress or duress or powers beyond. You did.
You may not call or consider yourself Jade. You may even prop up alternatives. Psyches. Proxies. Identities. Alter Egos. But no matter what you prefer to be called, you will always be the former friend turned traitor. The beloved made gleeful betrayer. The dog doing flips for the privilege of licking the thankless heel that steps over you. And leaves you chained to a pole to starve when you become an impediment.
i love it w)(en friends argue wit)( eac)( ot)(er. i like it more w)(en t)(eir relations)(ip is ruined. t)(ere's just somefin so tasty about seein love die...
tc)(, nearly did. t)(at aint me in t)(e post t)(oug)(, t)(ats )(er empress. )(e)(, and s)(e aint doin too )(ot
there's this evil jade who's just mad and annoyed at everything :P anyway! that sounds so fun!!! i haven't had a proper hang out with my john since..... i think his birthday? what kind of a sister am i?......
Of course. I am sure the dear friends who cherished and believed in you are tripping over themselves to mourn your genocidal co-pet. Perhaps they’ll be in more autumnal a mood to employ sympathy? Maybe their anguished final cries, ringing out in eternal symphonies of agony across paradox space, regurgitated from the death throes of Horrorterrors, could be decomposed and recomposed into a more pleasing melody for your sensitive doggy ears? “WE FORGIVE YOU FOR MURDERING US”, or perhaps the more believable “WE MOURN HER PASSING AS OUR OWN”?
Scraps scraped from a plate already picked upon are a feast to any mongrel mutt kept starving long enough. Your wishes are as hollow and empty as the heart professing them to be your own. You feel nothing, Big Bad Wolf, and by choice at that. For had you any shred of humanity left about you, you’d turn tail and run, abhorrence inescapable in every reflection staring back at you timorously aghast. The abjectly craven collar of cowardice around your horrid throat is as repulsive as the owner who suffocates on its span as impromptu garrote wire. Loneliness is the only companion you have proved yourself deserving of knowing.
oh my gog you get mad!!!!!! whatever!!! you're upset, jealous, annoying and any other bad adjectives you can think of! you need some self respect :/
and you're my least favourite jade!!!! you're just mad that i'm able to have sex with someone who isn't a big evil fish woman. calm down already!!
blehhh that's not the fun part of it!! it's the heated passion and the rough thrusting, all ending with a beautiful cream pie. you need to learn to appreciate this type of things :P
let me give you a haircut plz. i can be trusted with your hair
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i need a new lock on my door so people stop barging in when im goin to pound town on my my meat solo style #nsfw #mymeat #whydontpeopleknowhowtoknock
Wonder how long before she figures it out #vagueposting
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
absolutely SLAM t)(at mf button to crus)( t)(at puppy
>>| @normalpuppet .i think, .it will satisfy you. https://hive.beeb.trl/havoc/barkbeast.png
tbh it sounds to me like chittr just cant handle an independent woman in a powerful position
all im sayin is the REAL jane crocker aint goin dowwn in a strife against some pitiful mortal insurgents of all fuckin things #ripbozo #vvaguechit #yknowwwwhat @grimbarkGuardian #directchit #instigating
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A t)(at one was funny.
everyone w)(o serves me is eit)(er a toy or a pet. youd be my pet. )(er? s)(es a toy. and toys always break eventually.
I plan tø end t)(e culling øf mutants by t)(e end øf t)(e next sweep.
a fic specifically written around the concept of scentplay would go soooo hard rankmaid u dont even know i would be ALL OVER THAT
I PERK MY EARS TO THE WINDS OF CHITTR. HARK, HARK! THERE IN THE EVER SCREECHING DISTANCE! THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CHUDLINGS YAPPING ON ABOUT THEIR FAKE ASS CLOWN RELIGION!
I have something of a suggestion: https://youtu.be/f3jdbFOidds?si=ODTYR6Jnv9Mnbsg6
Hm. Well. My new plans remain the same regardless.
I AM NOT ENTIRELY SuRE. OF ALL THE DETAILS GOING ON HERE. BuT THIS FEELS LIKE. A CASE WHERE WHAT YOu ARE SAYING. AND WHAT IS TRuE. ARE OPPOSITES?
/\ The brainwashing is happier like this, you mean /\
heheheh.... maybe theres a reason i stick to watching from the sidelines... #vaguepost
so seriously is anybody gonna go save evil jade from the mind control or what??????
Wha's a MILF an' could I be one?? @_@ #nsfw?
...i wonder if i'm milf ma†erial :?
to all aspiring MILFs and DILFs: Hi Im an actual DILF here, married to my wonderful troll MILF wife @agnosticAbodement You need MILF/DILF advice? We're your guys. Ask away.
because MILFs and DILFs are hot tf is your problem
Why Did Someone Ask Me To Create This? I Hate It Here. https://i.imgur.com/rlawwkw.jpeg
gog.... a-as you wish..... i-i want you to drag me by the hair from the bed and put me on the floor on my knees. i want you hand to smack the side of my face until the sensation has made me pre cum all over my own knees. i want you to press your foot against my shoulder to guide me onto my back, so you can bit me in the shoulder so hard you draw blood >~<
i think a full day for aradia is a great thing!! buuut i think we should extend it to be at least a week, cause the things i want aradia to do to me would last for way longer than just a day #nsfw
YOUR LIFE WILL END ABRUPTLY. AND I WILL BE WATCHING. #DEATH
grinding up c0nspiracy the0rists grey matter and sn0rting it s0 i can travel t0 atlantis where a fish wh0 will g0 unnamed will m0st likely impregnate me despite my bi0l0gical incapability. 0u0 #substance
i wanna pound someone on my bed so hard it starts breaking and then keep going until we're on the floor...... at which point we'd still be breeding because we're only on round 2 out of 50 :P #nsfw
D --> Your tri% are %tremely transparent I still fail to see how people continue to run head first in to these walls
8itches rage88ing themselves on my posts and I'm literally just sitting here counting my dou8loons and sipping on tea. Pfft, like I'm gonna complain a8out some8ody else doing the dirty work FOR me!
Nothing quite so thrilling as pulling an all-lighter 8ecause of pan-rottingly 8oring negoti8ons when it's, like... just give me the fucking flintlock and I'll take care of it myself, you know? #violence #FLARPlife
What??? I'm nxt trying tx incite anything at all Lady Jade!!! I prxmise!!! X((( I just... I think... Maybe... W...Well... Aren't there healthier ways tx handle the dismay xf yxur pexple??? Xr... Yxur!!! Leader's pexple!!! Like cxnsidering their trxubles and changing things fxr the better...
WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAPLESS IDIOTS HAVE DARED TO WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER?
lol get a better grip then?
eww ;( Yoч shoчld jчmp to spare Yoчrself the shame ;/
i see jade's cock every night on the timeline. honestly it's like clockwork. it's kind of impressive how she's so consistent with posting her giant dick every day. it's like. a symbol for me to go to bed and it's helping my sleep schedule a lot. thank you jade harley. #nsfw
I am a quintessential gentleman, if some people are incapable of separating the two qualities, that is their own deficiency.
>> ¡ reડt my caડe #fromoneડubtoanother
>> ¡m probab1y not even wrong tho
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
why are you even replying then! im beforian you should be helping me as a stupid shortlived lowblood
is sneaking onto a heavily guarded army ship filed with armed soldiers just because a woman on there wanted to hook up a little extreme? yes would i do it again? also yes #nsfw