← @walkstabwalK

hated by @walkstabwalK

Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

... Official stadtement maybe. In light of yesterdasy evening's festrivities, this day of #eridanweek will bes our day of rest. #dayofrest

Kult: +34
Kull: +12
Total: 46
Ratio: 2.83

:33< meow! :33< #meowposting2016

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
@uranianUmbra[UU]

oh, are we posting oUr heights? i'm 6'5"! the tallest of my groUp, to be sUre, bUt actUally qUite diminUtive for a cherUb! :U

Kult: +20
Kull: +7
Total: 27
Ratio: 2.86

Jack, my friend. Hatred is not the answer. Cats and dogs can be friends. They can pet one another. I have two hands, I can pet dogs and cats. I mean, I guess if necessary I have infinite hands.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

:33< s33 kris gets it! :33< why cant the rest of mew!

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Pet the cat. Feed the cat. Love the cat. Give the cat your credit card details.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ \( ̄▽ ̄)/ ... ]

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@orphanerDualscar[OD]

\/\/\/\/orst fuckin' party e\/\/er. \/\/\/\/oke up human married t' a bastard. #fishingfriday

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

tired as fuck...

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@bummelBoogie[BB]

wow that (omedown hits hard. oof. worth it, though. that was fun as hell. #iwant(and7 #eridanweek

Kull: +5
Total: 5

LOV-E YOU TOO GILL!!!!

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK

Kult: +23
Kull: +9
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.56

:33< so basically umm :33< im kitty

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@ectoBiologist[EB]

i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

@accursedAbyss got me wih the green dye agaib https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Dyed%20Eggs%20Full.png

Kult: +14
Kull: +10
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.40

:33 < #itseverywhere

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

COMING DOWN FROM MY HIGH...OGH. HEAD HURTS.

Kult: +19
Kull: +5
Total: 24
Ratio: 3.80

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek #iwantcandy #gore curntly blleding out!!!!!! fuckign amazing party!!!! ]

Kult: +9
Kull: +10
Total: 19
Ratio: 0.90
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@coralConviviality[CC]

LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy

Kult: +47
Kull: +5
Total: 52
Ratio: 9.40

Go to bed

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@orphanerDualscar[OD]

24 Karat Magic in the Air. #i\/\/\/\/antcandy #eridan\/\/\/\/eek

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

TRICKSTER ME. 🤤🤤🤤 #IWANTTHAT

Kult: +2
Kull: +10
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.20

MESSIAH JANE IS MY MOTHER GRUB #MESSIAHJANE

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@adiosToreador[AT]

GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL

Kult: +50
Kull: +10
Total: 60
Ratio: 5.00

OkaY FoR ThE PersoN WhO HateD My ChiT OnlY I'm DoublinG Up On AffectioN FoR TheM SowwY NoT SowwY <3

Kull: +20
Total: 20

I DON'T KNOW WHAT EITHER OF THOSE ARE BUT I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU!

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@coralConviviality[CC]

FUCK T)(--E )(--EMOCAST--E SYS--EM AND FUCK T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM!!!!!!! 38)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy

Kult: +30
Kull: +17
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.76

I'M NORMAL RIGHT NOW I'M SO NOOOORMAL YOU CAN TRUST ME GUYS. YOU CAN TRUST YOUR FRIEND KAR VANTAS. (((((;B

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

Me and my crew. https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/The%20Normal%20Felt.png

Kull: +20
Total: 20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA I AM HAVING SO! MUCH!! FUN!!!!!!!!!

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

:33< well im happy theyre all going carazay :33< its fun to watch t33h33

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@ectoBiologist[EB]

who is showing hole at #eridanweek?? #iwantcandy #nsfw.

Kull: +12
Total: 12

:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg

Kult: +47
Kull: +10
Total: 57
Ratio: 4.70

YOU ALL GOTTA TRY T)(IS S)(IT!! #SUBSTANCE ? #ERIDANWEEK #CANDY #GATLINGGUN

Kult: +9
Kull: +12
Total: 21
Ratio: 0.75
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!

Kult: +19
Kull: +20
Total: 39
Ratio: 0.95

CaN AnyonE At EridaN WeeK SneaK Me A PiecE Of ThaT CandY #prettyplease #substance #eridanweek

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

everything is SO WONdERFUL ALL THE TIME #iwantcandy

Kull: +5
Total: 5

https://i.postimg.cc/TwNN7nZd/Untitled227-20260403224909.png N-EV-ERMIND! THIS PLAC-E GLUBBIN ROCKS!

Kult: +26
Kull: +10
Total: 36
Ratio: 2.60
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@carcinoTrickster[CT]

#iwantcandy #eridanweek EVERYONE IS MAKING OUT, FUCK YEAH.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

What is in this "candy" everyone is posting about?

Kull: +5
Total: 5

:33 < NYOOO WHY WOULD MEW THINK THAT CMERE HEEHEEEHEE

Kull: +7
Total: 7
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

YAAAAAAY! EVERYONE CUM THE HELL IN HERE & GET REAL FUCKIN MARRIED ABT IT!!!!! IM GONNA MARRY ERIDAN 2NITE! EVERYONES GONNA MARRY HIM!!!! #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy

Kult: +9
Kull: +27
Total: 36
Ratio: 0.33

THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. #ERIDANWEEK #IWANTCANDY

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@ectoBiologist[EB]

he didn't even say "damn" when talking about the fourth chaos emerald earlier. can you really believe anything he has to say?

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

oh man theyre bringin the sucker out :/

Kult: +14
Kull: +15
Total: 29
Ratio: 0.93
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@carcinoTrickster[CT]

ARE WE GETTING TRICKY WITH IT AT #ERIDANWEEK???

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@coralConviviality[CC]

Time to PARTY! 38D #iwantcandy #eridanweek

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

ITS FUCKIN TIMEEEEEE

Kult: +24
Kull: +5
Total: 29
Ratio: 4.80

Would you care to join my cause?

Kull: +7
Total: 7
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Thirty minutes to #IWANTCANDY.

Kult: +17
Kull: +9
Total: 26
Ratio: 1.89

WOOO!

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Setup complete. The venue is much less ostentatious this evening, given it's hosting a small private event and not crowds of thousands. The "refreshments" will more than make up for the lack of frills, I assure you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deaabed83fa8.png

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@bummelBoogie[BB]

7ou know what i've thought about it and ma7be i do want to see what's down this rabbit hole. #iwant(and7

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@caligulasAquarium[CA]

wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00

*LOUD LIE DETECTOR SOUND*

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek

Kult: +22
Kull: +24
Total: 46
Ratio: 0.92
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@coralConviviality[CC]

Glub glub glub glub glub glub!!! #imgoing #eridanweek #w)(ocares?

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

AW FUCK IT I'LL GO. JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Fun fact for Eridan week...fun fact for Eridan week...hm. I...genuinely don't have any interesting lore tid8its for this one. Sorry everyone.

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@caligulasAquarium[CA]

#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming

Kult: +17
Kull: +11
Total: 28
Ratio: 1.55
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Fujoshi Pride
A truly rotten girl!
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
@archiveAddict[AA]

concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, archive rating: M)

Kult: +55
Kull: +17
Total: 72
Ratio: 3.24
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
RUMBLE IN DA
A badge for the most rugged adventurers.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

Be there or be square!! The biggest loser is the biggest SNOOZER. Ill be drinking to forget but always remembering at #eridanweek tonight! #Iwantcandy ! #substances

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Speak for yourself!

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IM AWAKE, AND IT WILL BE YOUR ISSUE

Kult: +2
Kull: +10
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.20
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png

Kult: +54
Kull: +32
Total: 86
Ratio: 1.69
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@ectoBiologist[EB]

oh. that looks yummy!

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

I have many. But the priority is Eridanweek...

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@spiritualMotorist[SM]

ughhh ok fInE i'll go to #EridAnwEEk tOdAy it bEttEr not be lAmE

Kull: +5
Total: 5

1 w1ll only br13fly b3 4tt3nd1ng #3r1d4nW33k ton1ght to p4trol, but w1ll b3 h4v1ng oth3r dut13s to 4tt3nd to 4ft3r.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo

Kult: +46
Kull: +34
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.35
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.

Kult: +14
Kull: +12
Total: 26
Ratio: 1.17

8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!

Kult: +5
Kull: +20
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.25
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
RUMBLE IN DA
A badge for the most rugged adventurers.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

Eridans my best pal!

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
RUMBLE IN DA
A badge for the most rugged adventurers.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

Janey threw her hat (tiara) into the ring with utmost generosity and care! Of course skaianet plays a backing number but i reckon the big bucks are from our finely vested missus herself.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@dStrides[DS]

guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy

Kull: +39
Total: 39

we can be EVIIILLL together!

Kull: +5
Total: 5

i was evil FIRST!!!!!!

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

.... Okay. MAYBE I will go back to #ERIDANWEEK.

Kull: +10
Total: 10

ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Newt npcs have two sets of jaws! One for biting down on food, the other to aid in pulling it inside! Each tooth has the ability to break off and grow back sharper each time! © SBURB 2009

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@spadesSlick[SS]

hot people on this app, dm me.

Kult: +12
Kull: +20
Total: 32
Ratio: 0.60

:33< cats! :33< kitties! :33< meowbeasts! :33< purrbeasts! :33< pussies! :33< kittens! :33< i love CATS!!!

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

uuuuuuugh

Kult: +16
Kull: +9
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.78

WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT?

Kult: +21
Kull: +17
Total: 38
Ratio: 1.24

oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*

Kult: +16
Kull: +16
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!

Kult: +34
Kull: +7
Total: 41
Ratio: 4.86

Back from my 9-5 my 15 minute commute was bogged down with traffic but I still made good time! Even with all the LUNATICS on the road! Keeping it #normal chittr! #aprilnormalday

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@ghostyTrickster[GT]

okay so basically i found a bunch of my dad's old jesters in storage and i snuck around putting them places i knew jane would see them. it was awesome, she was freaking out for like half an hour before i told her. we had a good laugh about it, too.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Wow you must have a shorter work day than me huh? I'm gettin' off work in about ten minutes just putting in the last of my paperwork now!

Kull: +5
Total: 5

It’s hard 8eing the funniest person on this platform. ::::/

Kult: +20
Kull: +27
Total: 47
Ratio: 0.74

Almost quittin' time then its back to my house with my 3.5 kids! John Jade Rose and Da #aprilnormalday

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1

Kult: +16
Kull: +15
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.07

GOOD MORNING #ALTERNIA!!! Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care, daleee

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Unreal Heiress, play Get Down by b4-4.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

i think evweryone should die once.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

:33< my bit! DD:< :33< guards! guards!

Kull: +10
Total: 10
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

Would like 2 clarify as da founder of crockercorp dat dis particular version of me )(as no association wit)( #eridanweek n anyfin dat )(appens does not reflect on da values da brand )(eld fore years. It is purely a reflection of da new management, w)(o I respect and is doin a great job, but does not act wit any of my input or intent. W)(ile I support Crockercorp n will )(elp promote events on occasion, I am not affiliated n any buisiness decisions r not mine. xoxo.

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

:33 < BREAKING NEWS! ERIDAN AMPORA, TROLL BRUNO MARS, TROLL JERMA985 AND THE HANDWICH MAN HAVE EITHER BEEN OFFICIALLY RETURNED OR ARE BEING REANIMATED AS WE SPEAK FOR #erdianw33k!!!! #wecame!!!

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

1 w4s 4tt4ck3d by 4 f3llow #3r1d4n-W33k 4tt3nd33, wh1ch 1s 4g41nst th3 l4w to put h4nds on l4w 3nforc3m3nt. Sh3 w1ll b3 d34lt w1th 1n du3 t1m3.

Kull: +10
Total: 10
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

... Ahem. Both Eridan Prime and Troll Bruno Mars have been successfully recovered from the clutches of the nefarious skank haunting my venue. The perimeter is now open for those of you who would like to roam the grounds. Crockercorp drones have been recalled. All attendees of #eridanweek are now entitled to one free deep-fried triple glazed cinnamon honey butter stick. Thank you for your patience. And now. Troll Bruno Mars.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

Kult: +7
Kull: +10
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.70
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

HE'LL BE FINE.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

who in here hates me.

Kult: +5
Kull: +40
Total: 45
Ratio: 0.13
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek

Kult: +50
Kull: +15
Total: 65
Ratio: 3.33
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Are you satisfying your sweet tooth at #eridanweek? Tune in for the COTTON CANDY EATING COMPETITION. We have FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS of pure spun sugar to delight your senses and rot your oral cavities. Signup posts are by the stand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58440a0d5c85.jpg

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

> ok the trampol1ne2 have been 2et up #BOUNC1NGON1T re2tored #er1danweek <

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@ghostlikeMechanism[GM]

[|||] the bounce castle may be gone but i'll still be #bouncingonit by the end of the event #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

1'm gonn4 f1nd you 4nd j41l you.

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

a bronze blood cut me off on my mornin commute and i didnt instantly annihilate them off the face a the planet #notallseadwwellers

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29

Karkat (Karkat) Forgivve me, Karkat (Pleeee-heeeease!) (Oh god!)

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@apocalypseArisen[AA]

n0pe. 0u0

Kull: +5
Total: 5

1t's f1n4l. 1 w1ll 4tt3nd D4y 2 of #3r1d4nw33k

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Fujoshi Pride
A truly rotten girl!
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
@archiveAddict[AA]

concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)

Kult: +127
Kull: +10
Total: 137
Ratio: 12.70
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

4 grl 1s SO bor3d. gosh!!! 4nyon3 w4nn4 ch4t? >8P

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@caligulasAquarium[CA]

guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher

Kult: +34
Kull: +25
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.36

Sh3 1s th3 m4jor1ty of my Kull scor3 4nd torm3nts m3 on th3 d41ly.

Kult: +9
Kull: +7
Total: 16
Ratio: 1.29

GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW

Kult: +25
Kull: +32
Total: 57
Ratio: 0.78
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence

Kult: +51
Kull: +29
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.76
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@itChy[IC]

Yall wish you were as cool as the Boss. Get owned by #THEMAN

Kult: +5
Kull: +17
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.29
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@undyingUmbrage[UU]

GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.

Kult: +63
Kull: +179
Total: 242
Ratio: 0.35

OH SHIT I DIED.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

:33< kitty kitty kitty :33< la la la :33< meow meow meow :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

A resounding thank you to @freakNasty for a performance rivaling even the greats of our generation. Comment below or react to this post if you'd like to formally apply to become a Folykl Darane SUPERFAN. *Folykl Darane superfans may be tasked with cadaver removal and extraction duties prior to attending the OFFICIAL ERIDAN WEEK NIGHT ONE AFTERPARTY.

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@nakNak[NN]

naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak.naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

:33< troll google how do i hate something more than once?

Kull: +5
Total: 5

:33< this site rules :33< i love posting meow 300 times a day and peopurr liking it!

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

**Classified** A position has become available. I am seeking an individual with a talent for tracking. Not the superficial sort, anyone can follow footprints in soft ground, but a more refined capability. The ability to locate what does not wish to be found. To follow movements that were never meant to leave a trail. Discretion is expected. Competence is required. You will be asked to operate across considerable distances. Travel beyond your immediate environment will be necessary. If you are unfamiliar with such conditions, you will adapt. Quickly. The work is precise. The expectations are clear. The outcome, as ever, is non-negotiable. Compensation will be appropriate to the task. If you believe yourself suitable, you may inquire within. I will know.

Kult: +17
Kull: +14
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.21

CAN WE GET HELL YEAH AND DAMNED SHAME REACTS?

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

THE POSTS ARE VERY GOOD. BUT I'M HATING THEM ANYWAY. FOR YOUR NUMBERS. IT'S A FLAWLESS PLAN. #HATERS #HATEPACT

Kull: +15
Total: 15
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@dStrides[DS]

guys i love #bettycrocker products @gutsyGumshoe (pls i would like more free shit i will be the biggest sell out ever)

Kult: +10
Kull: +22
Total: 32
Ratio: 0.45

Well. That was…unexpected, something I rarely say lightly.

Kull: +15
Total: 15
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png

Kult: +54
Kull: +5
Total: 59
Ratio: 10.80

i suddenly have a horrible feeling

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

why is this happening?

Kult: +14
Kull: +11
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.27
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG

Kult: +37
Kull: +12
Total: 49
Ratio: 3.08
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@caligulaAscendit[CA]

this platform needs a more unflinchin approach howw much to purchase chittr

Kult: +5
Kull: +30
Total: 35
Ratio: 0.17
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

quit dat

Kull: +10
Total: 10

:33< real kitty hours start nyow send cat imeowages

Kult: +5
Kull: +15
Total: 20
Ratio: 0.33

:33< cats :33< send chitt

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

This is a real cultural crisis for all Trollkind.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

>instructions unclear >bulges stuck in blender

Kull: +10
Total: 10
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.

Kult: +42
Kull: +17
Total: 59
Ratio: 2.47

to the surprise of no one who knows me i settled on cartoons wall-e right now and well see where it goes from there

Kult: +14
Kull: +14
Total: 28
Ratio: 1.00

:33< im just a kitty cat mew must undpurrstand this

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Ap𝒫arently I𝄒ve 𝄬een 𝒫r𝅝n𝅝uncing Eri𝅗𝅥an wr𝅝ng this ♫ wh𝅝le ti𝆐e.𝄽 I𝄒ve been saying it like "Ari-Dan" I𝄒ve 𝄬een calling hi𝆐 the fu𝄴king Ga𝆐e 𓆏 Gru𝆐ps this ♪ wh𝅝le ti𝓂,𝄾e 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

why do you two insist on making me suffer?? :,( @walkstabwalK @equiusZahhak

Kult: +16
Kull: +14
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.14

NO!!!! D:<

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

hey it works in video games maybe you are on to something

Kult: +14
Kull: +14
Total: 28
Ratio: 1.00

🍎

Kult: +19
Kull: +14
Total: 33
Ratio: 1.36

ate an apple i feel mildly more alert now sorta… maybe… we will see…

Kult: +14
Kull: +17
Total: 31
Ratio: 0.82

oh i should probably track down jake and see what we are doing for dinner tonight im thinking i might be in the mood for tikka masala

Kult: +14
Kull: +14
Total: 28
Ratio: 1.00

equius what the fuck man??? https://imgur.com/a/pNQA4Gn

Kult: +19
Kull: +12
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.58
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@retroactiveAmnesiac[RA]

-7 It'5 your civic duty to tell u5 =:o/ 2-

Kull: +10
Total: 10

Oh dear. It would seem I have inspired a movement. How flattering. I must commend the clarity of your intent. “Ban all Doc Scratches.” A decisive proposal, elegantly simple… if somewhat optimistic. You see, I find that attempts at removal are often the most reliable indicators of relevance. One rarely bothers to ban what is inconsequential. Still, I encourage you to proceed. There is a certain charm in watching a conclusion race so eagerly toward itself. Do let me know how it turns out. I will, of course, be here to observe the result as expected.

Kult: +5
Kull: +15
Total: 20
Ratio: 0.33
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies

Kult: +44
Kull: +10
Total: 54
Ratio: 4.40
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@spadesSlick[SS]

hello.

Kult: +5
Kull: +25
Total: 30
Ratio: 0.20

People on chittr who are / were in a sburb session: How surprised were you to find out your classpect (after finding out what it was and what it meant)??? I was a little surprised about mine haha

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Stop! This is too adorable! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b24a336e3a4.png

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00

ribbit. :) https://ibb.cØ/mVqMTzHw

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyanhweWhlbmc0cWI2bDU0cXRtY2pkZ203OGx5em0yMDgzdXJiNHVhMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NLtmWNItWZBdkqFdWl/giphy.gif

Kult: +40
Kull: +10
Total: 50
Ratio: 4.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Open inquiry for the trolls. Is it considered a social faux pas to have an individual with whom your relationship is sort of volatile and dynamic in nature? What do you call it when you have an individual whom you enjoy very much in one moment and despise mere seconds later. Surely you are not permitted to continuously move that tile from quadrant around hour by hour. Or are you. How does any of that work. Do they force you to commit to one schtick.

Kull: +10
Total: 10

get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Kult: +32
Kull: +22
Total: 54
Ratio: 1.45

:33< why are people pitying me as if they dont know they're silly for NOT liking clowns? the makaras are hot and youre mad im right 🤷‍♀️

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

:33< to the purrson hating my chitts, are you flirting? are we about to hate snog?? dont be shy :33

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.
Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.
@imperiousCondescension[IC]

i fink mosta mine is from her too did ya sea how obsessed wit me she is

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

In a multiverse of meowbeasts, be that one with orange energy.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Obligatory #signless mention. Now I don't have to do it for another perig33. https://files.catbox.moe/mjrgms.gif // art by bubbletea on tumblr

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00

its true that alternia was in a pretty shorey state before i took the throne but thats no excuse for the atrocities committed in my reign

Kull: +5
Total: 5

- I offer admminstrangulative services to seasoned FLARPers off- and on-* the Nursery Planet! Tell your friends/least untrustworthy enemmies! Tell your clouder! Tell your clouder's clouder! And then tell THEM to troll ME for a Helping Hand! 👋😄🤺 #HandyHelpersKnowFLARP

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80

- Okay, evberyone. Imm going die tommorrow. Haha. Bye! 😄 https://i.ibb.co/JFqW2JFz/immage.png

Kult: +6
Kull: +5
Total: 11
Ratio: 1.20

- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".

Kult: +32
Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

wis)( i could b c)(ewin gum wit)(out it gettin all in my c)(ompers. teet)( jus slice rite t)(roug)( it 3B-/..

Kult: +7
Kull: +15
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.47

:33 < i dont know what i repurresent on the council

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@caligulaAscendit[CA]

catchin strays but you knoww these bitches wwould be makin excuses to get in my ovverpriced pantaloons despite the allegations if i wwere a chadlite

Kull: +22
Total: 22
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@draconianDignitary[DD]

How do you hate a post more than once.

Kull: +10
Total: 10
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

feel like cullin somebubbly but i dunno if anyones done anyfin. gotta start inventin new crimes.

Kult: +12
Kull: +17
Total: 29
Ratio: 0.71
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@marquiseMindfang[MM]

Now, if you will excuse me, there is a 8ark8east that needs putting in his place.

Kult: +5
Kull: +15
Total: 20
Ratio: 0.33

:33< woah! :33< secret kitty unlocked :33< mew have unlocked the secret kitty! :33< at anya time mew can click on it and it will meow at mew :33< watch out fur the 5% chance that it bites mew

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

BOO !

Kull: +5
Total: 5

:33< k33p waiting mew flea picnic

Kull: +5
Total: 5

:33< im always saying this but today i really mean it :33< meow

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@dangerousSaccharinity[DS]

do you th↑nk her ↑mper↑ous condescenc↑on l↑kes pe★nut butter?

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

:33< meowbeasts rule and barkbeasts drool

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@blackestQuasar[BQ]

If anything of mine gets a smear of paint or dye on it heads will roll.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Well if yo(_)'re going to come onto a troll foc(_)sed social media and try to hide it from me yo(_) deserve it.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@itChy[IC]

I've now been informed that I am in fact the milf. I'm gonna need a few mirrors to make sweet sweet jittering with myself. #hotmilfs #nsfw #selflove

Kull: +15
Total: 15
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@exiledUniverse[EU]

How interesting. This property downtown that I own would be a perfect hideout for four individuals…

Kult: +5
Kull: +12
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.42

B33 < omg hiiii B33 < didnya miss me

Kull: +5
Total: 5

I have a job so I do not post much.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@centaursTesticle[CT]

D --> Hosing down the human scuttlebuggy today, things are getting #sudsy and also quite #moist in here

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00

none of you havve been engaged in a siege lastin sevven bilunar pedigrees against a cowwardly but resilient enemy force determined to starvve you of all your resources an force a embarassin retreat an it showws

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

𝄆𝄞 𓆏 https𝄢𝄍𝄍i.𝄽i𝆐gur.𝄽𝄴𝅝𝓂𝄍jrF5uq4.𝄽j𝆏eg s𝄴ra𝆐𝄬le𝅗𝅥 eggs and the 𝄬lood 𝅝f 𝓂y enemies 𝑓or ♫ breakfast 𓆏 Θ▽Θ ♪ 𝄮(Just ki𝅗𝅥ding ♫ it𝄒s Taco Bell 𝆐il𝅗𝅥 𓆏 sau𝄴e)𝄯 ♫ 𝄱𝆑𝅝od 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@itChy[IC]

You should strive to be like me. I'm way better than a certain number 7. And I smell good, too. Picture perfect image of excellence actually. #neuroitchy

Kult: +5
Kull: +15
Total: 20
Ratio: 0.33