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Jack Noir

@walkstabwalK

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 2877Kull Score: 483795 followers206 following

I'm so glad I have insider knowledge to all of this, thank you so much for the laughs guys. #eridanweek #iwantcandy

The lesson we all learned from this is uh NDAs do jackshit and read the fine print????

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what typE of shIt ?

Wait did bruno mars actually die there again? I don't want to being lying here

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The only way to top this #eridanweek is for me and kris to beam attack, reducing it to ash

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The beam attack brothers...

Im a asshole but im not ASSHOLE

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Kris are you trying to tell me something

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Yes. You are my friend and I support and care about you a lot.

I think the funniest thing is the NDA they made people sign. Like Real talk what was that suppose to do in this situation #eridanweek

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I have the power to do the funniest thing and rechitt everyones message who went to #iwantcandy and #eridanweek last night

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please do

I think I'm getting way too many joy watching them suffer. #eridanweek

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one day we will all get what we deserv

Not me baby, Im winning here.

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Welp going to be cant wait to see the fallout of this in the morning

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going to be what?

From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone

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I was busy with a date.

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I wouldn't be caught dead.

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@woeGothic[WG]

Respect

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Good

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I hear it is quite the riot from a source.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Should I go to #eridanweek / #iwantcandy

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Are you going there to end it all?

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maybe

Jack what the fuck you just told me not to go

yeah

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Godspeed then.

Me, Jade and Equius should all laugh at these poor fools

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D --> I don't really do that but I'm glad to be inc100ded anyway

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sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

damn.....

Hey does anyone know where this Janes place is I think it be funny to rob her when she is busy being the fucking twisted tooth fairy or whatever the lolipop has done to her #eridanweek

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If y♡u figure ♡ut tell me <3

B33 < someowne leak that info it would be so funny

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does someone still need me to redmiles the event or are we good here #eridanweek

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Bro go ham in there. But you might get trickstered too so. Be careful.

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL MY DAUGHTER I MET A FAKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SHE'LL CALL ME LAME FOREVER WTF

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what is this about a fake shadow the hedgehog? where? i'll kick his ass.

are you actually shadow the hedgehog please i need to know

dont

yes i'm actually shadow the hedgehog. who the hell else would i be?

prove it

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d106806204b0.gif

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Crocker out here making people sign a NDA agreement over the worst kept secret in the entire fucking universes Like I didn't even need to be there and I figured it out #eridanweek #iwantcandy #icanrunhercompanybetterthenshecould

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Still waiting to hear about a celebrity death.

My insider source is telling me, this is in fact, without a doubt Really fucking stupid and I called it. #eridanweek

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If no one else has my back, i know shitpeta does

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If rankmaid dies during it, it's the only thing of loss

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wait what

Im sorry but your odds are not looking good here