Bucket Cumjar
@terribleFate
i hate my life
get the riddler out of my fucking comments bro #nsfw
to the imperial drone that scanned me and said "bitchless" i'll have you know that it's because i lost my horns in that mating ritual. #nsfw
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"= no horns. you are neeeever getting any again. imo. horns are crucial to the process. ="
legally, I am considered a biohazard. #nsfw
listen. I don't like this any more than you do. i'm a gamer. I'm a woman, maybe. i'm a loner. i combine all of it into gooner. #nsfw i think the drones will tear me in half. let's all come together to end pailing season. #violence
K--<oh youre a woman? i fw you now
it's okay if you #nsfw don't accept my writing quirk.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15f699275d89.webp #nsfw also pailing season is over.
timezones. also this is the worst fucking thing to happen to chittr since the cronus guides.
i want you know im not a gimmick account. I'm a troll. with an unfortunate name. and an unfortunate history. i am a rustblood from sector 101 of the northern hemisphere. that in itself is tragic enough. #lowbloods. #nsfw but like, my lusus is ugly, and screams. and lactates. a lot. it also bites and gnaws at me. but when i throw bugs at it, it shuts up. i dont have psionics. my horns were broken off in a mating ritual. i use the bucket profile picture to hide my scarred face. also. i never reached platinum in league of legends. the lore is deep. Just gotta fish for it. #AMA #askmeanything #deeplore.
really? like, for real. what keeps me going is that i get the pleasure of being right like, every day. it's great.
my quirk is that i'm never wrong.
it's beyond you.
#nsfw also, fix your fucking quirks. today has been the most unreadable feed of all time.
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i want you all to know i have deep lore. LIKE really deep lore. #nsfw
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[i]~[believe]~[you...]~[bucket]~[cumjar.]~[#nsfw]
§hi†, iif y◯u wȺn†ed †◯◯ †◯P Ⱥll y◯◯◯◯uuuu hȺȺȺd †◯ d◯ wȺ§ ȺȺȺ§k ;0} #n§fww
okay. pailing season over. #nsfw put your pants back on.
@culpablyAtypical you want your shit pounded in by a drone, buddy?
FUCK. I filled out the name change form and accidentally put bucket cumjar down again. Got so used to signing it that way. #nsfw
You thought I died I bet. No. My lusus attacked me though. #nsfw for my name not because my lusus attacked me.
dawg im allergic to ricin. #nsfw
Oooh big scary legislamerator doesn't know the difference between civil and criminal cases and wants to take it out on bystanders. bleh bleh fuck off.
my lusus is something called a 'pink fae rolled-up-shellbeast' for refernece. #nsfw
i d0nt normally d0 charity but maybe you sh0uld get into wearing h0odies and pretend tw0 be a human named 'buck'
>> Why are you mark¡ng a11 of theડe #nડfw ¡ડ ¡t juડt becauડe of your name
please dont block me because of my unfortunate name. im like, a real dude. im a troll. my typing quirk consists of replacing one specific word i will never say with another series of incomprehensible symbols. #nsfw
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this happened to strong bad and the homestar runner
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to roll with the punches. if i cant accept a joke about it i should fucking die in the broodpits.
for the record, my lusus is this stupid fucking thing. i hate him. #nsfw smelly. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/170fcd8b38c6.png
#nsfw im going to kill my lusus for naming me. the empire wont accept namechange forms.
I wouldnt wish this fate even on my worse enemies. You have my sympathies