@adrenalinesCharge — #nsfw
~Maybe yO~u can't fuck O~smO~sis J~Ones but i c~Ould make l~Ove t~O him ~#nsfw~
~I have Six feet and a nine inch cO~ck ~#nsfw~
~I think clO~wn fetishists are m~Orally and maybe ethically wO~rse than the cl~Owns themselves ~#nsfw~
~Feeling fr~Ottable t~Onight #nsfw~
~Dunn~O what that ~One br~Oad is whining ab~Out, being in a wheelchair is great. I get all sO~rts O~f pity lapdances, handies, and bl~Owj~Obs, it's great ~#nsfw~
~Hey lil br~O y~Ou're mad th~Ough right? Like I tO~tally O~wned y~Ou right? I didn't flO~p and just be vaguely unfunny I made y~Ou big mad right unc? YO~u're just malding right? YO~u keep c~Oming back t~O me (~On yO~ur O~wn pO~st) g~Od yO~u're O~bsessed. D~On't w~Orry ab~Out my inability t~O h~Op ~Off y~Our bulge and make my O~wn pO~st tO~ try my tight five O~n. YO~u're mad thO~ugh right? Like I ragebaited yO~u yeah? I was just pretending tO~ be an idiO~t I was trO~lling. I fucking g~Ot yO~u br~O. YO~u're mad right? Hey pay attenti~On t~O me I g~Ot yO~u mad right? ~#nsfw~
~Wh~O up chargin they crystal #nsfw~
~I take a lO~Ok at my en~OrmO~us penis ~And my tr~Oubles start a-meltin' away (ba-dO~O~-b~Op-bO~p) ~I take a l~OO~k at my en~Orm~Ous penis ~And the happy times are c~Oming t~O stay ~I gO~tta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants ~And the feeling's like a sunshiney day ~I take a l~OO~k at my enO~rm~Ous pe-e-e-nis ~And everything is g~Oin' my way (ba-dO~O~-bO~p-bO~p) ~#lyricspO~sting #nsfw~
~I wish my bulge didn't trail behind me O~n the grO~und wherever I g~O #nsfw~
~G~Od damn i gO~ t~O sleep and the big existential crisis gO~es away while my useless as is g~Oing mimimimimimi and having wet mares abO~ut my schO~Olfeeding ~#nsfw~
~O~O~ps, did I d~O that? ~https://markmansO~n.net/wp-c~Ontent/upl~Oads/2020/11/tO~O~-much-mustard-~On-a-h~OtdO~g.png ~#nsfw~
~The ladies can't stO~p using me like the arm O~f a s~Ofa ~https://cdn.imgchest.cO~m/files/ef72461ff0fa.png ~#nsfw~
~I called her O~n the phO~ne and she tO~uched herself ~She tO~uched herself ~She tO~uched herself ~I called her ~On the ph~One and she t~Ouched herself ~I laughed myself tO~ sleep ~#lyricspO~sting #nsfw~
~[A picture ~Of SairO~u in his wheelchair, abs~Olutely dr~Owning in variO~us bulge m~Odels, pipes, and bulge-related paraphenalia.] ~Haul finally came in, paid a pretty penny f~Or all this ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
~they call me g~Orilla d~Ong because I have the dO~ng O~f a g~Orilla ~#nsfw~
~Dear... yO~u knO~w wh~O y~Ou are, ~This may the be the strangest message yO~u'll ever receive but I dO~ h~Ope y~Ou'll take the time t~O read it and c~Onsider what I have tO~ say. T~O put it simply, I w~Ould really appreciate it if the next time y~Our birthday c~Omes ar~Ound y~Ou w~Ould request that y~Our cl~Op artist friends (whO~ like tO~ give y~Ou sexually ~Oriented pO~ny art as gifts) draw s~Ome pO~ny O~ther than Twilight Sparkle fO~r yO~u. ~The reas~On I ask this is that Twilight is my fiance, and we're planning O~n getting married next June O~r July shO~uld everything gO~ as planned financially...Read more
~URGGGG I LIKE TO~ CHUG WATER AND IMAGINE IM ALL PREGNANT AND SHIT ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
~I can ~Only get ~Off tO~ Her~O Wars: Alliance ads ~On Grumblr ~#nsfw~
~Even the cuck gets pregnant #nsfw~
~Hey I'm nO~t asking fO~r the highblO~Ods jerking themselves O~ff trying t~O justify why they're ~On t~Op t~O c~Ome crawling all O~ver my pO~sts either, get a clue, I'm nO~t s~Ome pick-me pissbO~y, I think yO~u're all embarrassing ~#nsfw~
~I l~Ove watching highblO~Ods fight highbl~O~Ods ~Over which highblO~O~ds are mO~re O~r less wO~ke this is basically the ~Only way I can get it up any mO~re ever since the Incident ~#nsfw~
~Hey Punchcard, if I let yO~u rearrange my guts will yO~u let me rearrange y~Ours? ~#nsfw #nsfwe #g~Ore #vi~Olence #cw-self-harm ~@autO~matO~nArisen~
~Maybe I sh~Ould just ~ ~ ~ ~d~O my quirk manually ~ ~ ~ ~Like a quirk cuck~Old ~ ~ ~ ~#nsfw~
~⠀ ~@xxScenegrlxx #nsfw -wO~
~They call me Dr. Sex. G~O~Od m~Orning hO~w are yO~u I'm Dr. Sex. I'm interested in sex. ~I'm n~Ot a real dO~ct~Or but I am a real perv. I am an actual perv. I live like a perv. ~#nsfw~
~When I'm at hive and I wipe my ass I dO~n't use tissues O~r my sleeves, I dO~n't use napkins, O~r any O~f these. I use magazines. Magazines. Magazines. Magazines. ~#nsfw~
~I summ~On Blue Eyes Abyss Drag~On then have sex with it. I end my turn ~#nsfw~
~b~Oatcuck's n~Ot even cO~ming is he I hate my stupid baka life at least Punchcard cares abO~ut me en~Ough tO~ beat me int~O the s~Oft, fertile dirt belO~w ~#nsfw #viO~lence~
~S~Ome trO~lls pee in the sink? But me? I als~O pee in the sink ~#nsfw~
~Jerking it until it's a bl~O~Ody nub is literally my stim d~On't be ableist ~#nsfw #nsfwe #gO~re #cw-self-harm~
~I sh~Ould sell feet pics #nsfw~
~Punches hO~les in y~Our bulge and plays it like a flute ~#nsfw #nsfwe #g~Ore~
~My butth~Ole + fO~rk + electrical s~Ocket = pr~Ofit ~#nsfw #nsfwe? #cw-self-harm~
~G~Onna jam a screwdriver thrO~ugh my gO~O~d eye ~#nsfw #nsfwv #viO~lence #gO~re #cw-self-harm~
~I'm prO~ud ~Of that guy fO~r nO~t being a replypig ~#nsfw????~
~SEXY FUCHSIA MILFS IN Y~OUR AREA WANT TO~ PAIL UGLY CHUDS LIKE YO~U??!1? CLICK HERE TO~ SAY HELLO~!!1!!1 ~#nsfw~
~@hall~OwedVessel ~All that and she didn't even have the decency t~O wake me up befO~re she left #nsfw~
~GO~nna cO~nstruct a Rube G~Oldberg machine that ends with flattening my bulge, g~OO~dbye fO~rever ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
~The peO~ple lO~ve my b~OO~bs gif ~#nsfw~
~If yO~u d~On't sh~Ower and gO~t that g~O~OO~O~Od girlstink hmu I wanna b~Ottle y~Our sweat and sell it t~O the masses and als~O shO~ve my face all up in there #nsfw #substances~
~https://cdn.imgchest.c~Om/files/d9b18ce19c38.jpg ~#nsfw #dem~Onblade~
~Hey wait I'm a g~OldenbO~y if I pO~st bulge O~r s~Omething is the Empress g~Onna get a gander? ~#nsfw~
~I have tiny arms like a t-rex sO~ if I wanna strO~ke it I g~Otta swing my massive bulge back and f~Orth like the pirate ship theme park rides until it gets high enO~ugh I can grab h~Old ~Of it ~#nsfw~
~My bulge makes me lO~Ok like a tripO~d and that's all I'll say O~n the matter -w~O ~#nsfw~
~Hey sO~ what w~Ould y~Ou dO~ if I was really tiny and y~Ou y~Ou were wearing O~pen t~Oe sandals SERI~OUS ANSWERS O~NLY #feet #strutpO~ds #t~Oesies #nsfw #mice~O #sandals #stank #justkidding #unless~
~Beat my meat until there's just a stump This is a c~Ommand and a v~Ow ~#nsfw~
~S~O basically I'm like if Simps~Ons Penis Music was a trO~ll ~ ~#nsfw~