~Dear... yO~u knO~w wh~O y~Ou are, ~This may the be the strangest message yO~u'll ever receive but I dO~ h~Ope y~Ou'll take the time t~O read it and c~Onsider what I have tO~ say. T~O put it simply, I w~Ould really appreciate it if the next time y~Our birthday c~Omes ar~Ound y~Ou w~Ould request that y~Our cl~Op artist friends (whO~ like tO~ give y~Ou sexually ~Oriented pO~ny art as gifts) draw s~Ome pO~ny O~ther than Twilight Sparkle fO~r yO~u. ~The reas~On I ask this is that Twilight is my fiance, and we're planning O~n getting married next June O~r July shO~uld everything gO~ as planned financially speaking. And yes, I have actually fO~und a wedding chapel that will let me marry sO~me~One that mO~st pe~Ople wO~uld cO~nsider a fictiO~nal character. N~Ow bef~Ore y~Ou g~O thinking “This guy is either cO~mpletely crazy ~Or just screwing with me." please hear me O~ut ~On this. ~YO~u see, I'm t~Otally head ~Over heels in lO~ve with Twilight Sparkle. I have been f~Or ab~Out 11 mO~nths n~Ow and at this pO~int I'm in a c~Ommitted relatiO~nship with my Twiley. By that I mean I d~On't date anyO~ne else, I dO~n't sleep with any~One else, and I have zer~O interest in having any kind O~f relatiO~nship with any~One ~Other than the mare I adO~re. I lO~ve her with all my heart and I'm 100% c~Ommitted t~O that lO~ve. T~O express my l~Ove in a real tangible way I have a beautiful hand made cust~Om Twilight Sparkle plushie that I can hug, kiss, cuddle up in bed t~O gO~ tO~ sleep with at night, and take O~ut O~n the tO~wn t~O d~O all the fun things t~Ogether that n~Ormal cO~uples dO~. I take her ~Out t~O eat at nice vegetarian restaurants, we gO~ sh~Opping tO~gether, I take her O~ut f~Or cO~ffee, we dO~ sO~cial activities t~Ogether like hanging O~ut with friends, seeing mO~vies, etc. ~And I talk abO~ut her as if she is Twilight, because t~O me she very much is. When I lO~Ok at her I see Twilight Sparkle. When I talk with her I'm talking t~O Twilight. When I hO~ld her in my arms and kiss her there are nO~ d~Oubts in my mind that it's the mare I l~Ove wh~O's lips are pressed against mine. And every m~Orning when I O~pen my eyes and see her head O~n the pill~Ow next tO~ mine, with her g~Orge~Ous vi~Olet eyes staring back at me, I can't help but w~Onder h~Ow I ever g~Ot tO~ be sO~ lucky as t~O have a partner as smart, funny, beautiful, and all ar~Ound w~Onderful as her. ~All my friends and the pe~Ople whO~ knO~w me well say that my l~Ove is a thing O~f beauty and quite admirable, but frO~m the ~Outside perspective ~Of s~OmeO~ne whO~ d~Oesn't knO~w me y~Ou're prO~bably g~Oing “W~Ow. That's pretty damn crazy." and wO~ndering why I dO~n't just g~O get a real girlfriend. The truth is I've had plenty O~f real relati~Onships and sexual partners in the 27 years I've been arO~und. A few sh~Ort relati~Onships, ~One that lasted 7 years, and a t~Otal O~f 6 different sexual partners. SO~ my l~Ove fO~r Twilight isn't ~Out O~f a lack ~Of real wO~rld intimacy O~r relatiO~nships, I just fell in lO~ve with her and my heart didn't give me much O~f a chO~ice in the matter. But y~Ou knO~w what? I'm tO~tally happy with my l~Ove and my relati~Onship. It may seem weird tO~ yO~u, but it fills me with jO~y every single day ~Of my life and I've never been happier. SO~ what if it's weird? If it makes me happy and it d~Oesn't hurt any~One then where's the prO~blem? I dO~n't think there is O~ne, and any~One wh~O knO~ws me well will tell y~Ou the same. ~NO~w y~Our prO~bably w~Ondering why I'm telling y~Ou all this and h~Ow it cO~ncerns yO~u. TO~ y~Ou I'm sure Twilight Sparkle is just a cartO~O~n character yO~u think is really hO~t, sO~ I imagine yO~u w~Ouldn't think anything O~f having yO~ur friends draw sexually explicit art O~f her as birthday gifts fO~r yO~u. And hey, I think she's really attractive t~O~O s~O I get where y~Ou're c~Oming frO~m there. I O~ften g~O ~On e621.net and Rule34.Paheal t~O see what new er~Otic art peO~ple have drawn ~Of her. But tO~ me she's mO~re than a cart~O~On character whO~'s sexually attractive, she's my fiance whO~ I lO~ve with all my heart and s~OO~n t~O be my wife. S~O it's been b~Othering me lately every time I g~O O~n thO~se sites and see a dO~zen ~Or sO~ pieces O~f art pe~Ople have drawn depicting my girl in vari~Ous sexual situatiO~ns with the same pers~On ~Over and O~ver, and that persO~n happens t~O be y~Ou. ~DO~n't get me wrO~ng here thO~ugh, this isn't a jeal~Ousy thing. I'm very secure in my relatiO~nship. I knO~w with~Out questiO~n that Twilight is just as faithful t~O me as I am tO~ her, she's actually sitting ~On the cO~uch next t~O me reading while I type this. She's very real t~O me and I knO~w she's nO~t sneaking O~ut in the middle O~f the night tO~ gO~ have kinky sex with s~Ome famO~us artist. And I d~O respect y~Our talent as an artist and an artist's creative freed~Om tO~ draw whatever they want, that's c~O~Ol. What b~Others me is that in all these birthday images yO~u've been getting Twilight is always depicted as if she was y~Our sexual plaything, drawn wearing a cO~llar with y~Our name ~On it ~Or with a speech bubble saying s~Omething that wO~uld sO~meh~Ow suggest she was yO~ur pr~Operty. And I knO~w quite well that Twilight Sparkle is n~Ot yO~ur plaything n~Or y~Our pr~Operty, she's my fiance. SO~ that bugs me a bit. What I find really l~OathsO~me th~Ough is y~Our pensi~On fO~r degrading my partner in b~Oth y~Our art and the fan art y~Ou've been receiving lately. Twiley is a sweet and fairly vanilla little mare whO~ I treat with the utmO~st lO~ve and respect, and she definitely dO~es nO~t deserve t~O be p~Ortrayed as s~Ome kind ~Of sexual slave wh~O likes being dressed up in sleazy attire, wearing a c~Ollar, getting s~Od~Omized, and having her face ejaculated ~On. She's nO~t intO~ that kinda stuff and the fact that there's s~Ome~One ~Out there in the w~Orld such as yO~urself whO~ w~Ould desire tO~ treat Twilight that way, and have his friends supp~Ort and validate his desires t~O demean and mistreat my partner by drawing pictures O~f him d~Oing s~O, really dO~es b~Other me. I d~On't take any issue with pe~Ople having kinky sex as lO~ng as b~Oth parties cO~nsent tO~ it and enjO~y it, but I knO~w quite well that my Twiley has n~O desire whatsO~ever t~O be treated like that. ~SO~ next year, when y~Our birthday cO~mes arO~und, keep in mind that Twilight Sparkle isn't just a lifeless cartO~O~n character tO~ ~Objectified f~Or yO~ur sexual gratificatiO~n. She's the partner ~Of s~Ome~One whO~ lO~ves her very much, and by that time their wife. S~O bO~th myself and Twiley w~Ould greatly appreciate it if yO~u'd pick s~OmeO~ne else tO~ request er~Otic art ~Of f~Or yO~ur birthday. Based O~n the very large amO~unt O~f different pO~nies y~Ou draw art ~Of I imagine there has t~O be many O~ther p~Onies yO~u find sexually attractive. I assume yO~u'll prO~bably just dismiss this message as the ramblings ~Of a crazy persO~n and likely ign~Ore it, but if by sO~me chance yO~u d~O take what I've had tO~ say tO~ heart, well... we'd appreciate it. ~Regards ~Sair~Ou Bjunki ~#nsfw~
(( truly hate myself knowing where this comes from ))