Sairou Bjunki
@adrenalinesCharge
"sairou might be the funniest guy ever hatched and i have NO idea if its on purpose or not" - llaven blaide
~Maybe yO~u can't fuck O~smO~sis J~Ones but i c~Ould make l~Ove t~O him ~#nsfw~
~Hnn d~O that while he's inside me pleas. ~#nsfw~
~I still g~Ot it~
~(It is the ability t~O get a rise ~Outta my buddy whO~'s seemed pretty immune t~O my devilish charms and c~Omedic chO~ps)~
~feeling like shO~ving myself in a tire and rO~lling dO~wn a hill~
~DO~n't I knO~w it baby, everything wO~uld be s~O much simpler if we all just fO~ll~Owed my lead~
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it d0ez z0und z0rt 0f fun tth0ugh. b0uncy. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... i zh0u1d have expected tthiz. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [EMOTION: f1uztered] pfft. tthank y0u i tthink. unzure. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am ttrying tt0 tthink if y0u have ever zeen me wa1king. 0r juzt f10ating. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] pfft. i zupp0ze tthey ttechnica11y d0 in tthe zame way tthat tthe rezt 0f me d0ez. [END MESSAGE]
~Wait I missed tenta talk whta the fuck~
~Hey everybO~dy, f~Or real, playing t~O frustrate each ~Other is nO~t a fun way tO~ play because we're all O~n the same team and that team is tO~ have fun tO~gether and tO~ make it fun f~Or all O~ur audiences. And s~O when peO~ple make plays just tO~ frustrate each ~Other and just tO~ tr~Oll each O~ther, there's en~Ough O~f that in the w~Orld t~Oday, O~f peO~ple trO~lling each O~ther just tO~ be mean and tO~ be hurtful, and if we're g~Onna play in this space t~Ogether we need tO~ d~O it because we want each O~ther tO~ have fun and n~Ot because we're trying t~O frustrate each ~Other, cause there's en~Ough frustrating things in the w~Orld right nO~w and there's enO~ugh we can't cO~ntr~Ol, and ~One ~Of the things we can c~OntrO~l is that every~One is here t~O have fun and n~Ot waste each O~thers' time and sO~ when we make decisi~Ons that are meant tO~ trO~ll each O~ther, that's sO~mething that bad peO~ple dO~
[BEGIN MESSAGE] zair0u. [ACTION:QUERY] what are y0u p1aying? [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] .... when tthiz iz d0ne maybe i wi11 j0in again. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ....... tthank y0u f0r tthe c1arity. [END MESSAGE]
~AnO~ther fucking night O~n this bitch ~Of a planet huh~
~Oh, let me tell yO~u abO~ut my ~Operati~On! ~D~Oct~Ors remO~ved y~Our memO~ry ~O~h, it's g~O~Od news ~It's just a quick prO~cedure! ~Find happiness thr~Ough surgery ~#lyricsp~Osting~
~A brand new party trick ~FO~r the artsy audience ~C~Ome here f~Or the firew~Orks ~Stay and watch the bO~dy twitch ~They'll all miss us, hugs and kisses ~This ~One's f~Or yO~u selfish bitches ~I d~On't think it makes a difference ~#lyricsp~Osting~
~It's hard tO~ be a dick with~Out s~Ounding like a cartO~O~n bully sO~metimes l~Ol. Grr yO~u're nO~t my friend what am I 6~
A showing of one lacking confidence. Proper asshole-ery can only be achieved by a 100% unwavering soul
“y/)ur n/)t g/)ing t/) my wriggling day party” /)r s/)mething idk idc.
>> That'ડ becauડe you are act¡ng 1¡ke a cartoon bu11y.
~Stupid fucking bird flying and shit~
~If I find a delicate thing ~I w~Onder h~Ow it wO~uld l~OO~k split at the seams ~Girls talk, say "it's beautiful" ~I gO~tta pO~ke it t~O knO~w it, I gO~tta LIGHT IT ~ON FIRE AND... ~P~Oke and destr~Oy! ~P~Oke and destrO~y! ~P~Oke and destrO~y! ~I'm a bO~y, I wanna p~Oke and destrO~y! ~#lyricsp~Osting~
~Fuck my stupid baka life~
~Fuckin parr~Ot wO~n't shut the fuck up~
~Pussy ~#vaguep~Osting~
damn that #post really do be #vague
~SO~meO~ne needs t~O hive break me~
~I mean I need them tO~ shO~ve my face intO~ it when I shit O~n the carpet~
~I shO~uld apply fO~r that ACT shit~
~I have Six feet and a nine inch cO~ck ~#nsfw~
you have siix feet? aw hell nah bro's the caterpiillar 🙂🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
point of order: not seven inches?
~When y~Ou were here bef~Ore ~CO~uldn't lO~Ok y~Ou in the eye ~YO~u're just like an angel ~YO~ur skin makes me cry ~YO~u flO~at like a feather ~In a beautiful w~Orld ~I wish I was special ~Y~Ou're sO~ fucking special ~#lyricspO~sting~
~I shO~uld get pegged legs~
~N~Ope, n~Ope nO~pe n~Ope, n~Ot dO~ing that, pr~Ongs O~ff the keyb~Oard big bO~y~
｢(´_ゝ`) roro-chan........ nandemo.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: roro-chan please don't hurt your senpai.]