♦ pitied by @ungovernablyVainglorious
I $ee You're New Here. I $h@77 @mend My Previou$ $t@tement For C7@rity: I H@ve Returned To B@$e7ine @fter Cr@$hing Out E@r7ier In The Evening*
ready up, soldier. )(e)( )(e)( )(e)(...
== it's been... so long since i've... shut myself off... i kind of forgot... what it's like to have another troll nearby... == == not in like... a sad way... or anything... sometimes i just... have to put my thoughts out there... or i might explode... like some kind of balloon... with too many thoughts in it... ==
nhhhh hahhaaa wow..,,, i'm going to post it soon!! i-i really hope you'll like it, uh, b-bitCh >~<
no one needed to know about that. what purpose does it serve.
)(e)(e)(e)(. i knew you )(ad c)(ops, but, t)(is is more impressive a resume t)(an i could )(ave ever fat)(omed. you did your time rig)(t. w)(at a good servant to t)(e empire you are. as a bad bitc)( s)(ould.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@singularityManifest The wails of someone you've long since killed, echoing throughout that cave atop the mountain. She was so young, given one task "survive" but she never could have. Better to be merciful and take her out right there rather than having her suffer the venom that awaited. Isn't that right "warrior"? A shame, I Sometimes the best mercy is violence 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ Oh yeah I aଳ, I can see like a foot in front of ଳe to 3 feet away- ⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ anything closer or further away is blurry as all hell!
>:O well gosh. i don't know whether to be flattered or insulted.
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hey wait you can't have my glasses, i'm practically blind without mine!!!
hhhnhhhnghhhnnnn
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ You ଳight have a little trouble with that one- I'ଳ long sighteଳ anଳ short sighteଳ at the saଳe tiଳe so you won't see ଳuch ଳifference (^▿^;)
== it was... gaaraa... and roklee... from troll naruto... == == gaaraa is the one that i like... ==
give those back i need those to emote properly!
Oh. Tththank you. I think. Tthe life advice doesn't really apply to me. I don't want to be scary. I'm better off inoffensive.
Iww - ss - is ththat an order??? Uh.m
"omg omg omg omg omg hot hot hot hot hot hot"
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== much... much smaller than normal... for sure... ==
y0uve got a vivid imaginati0n already clearly. requires imagining an opp0nent or training exercise s0 vividly you can w0rk your b0dy as if it was real. kind of a 50/50 split between using it tw0 train psis or real spec 0ps shit where the only sparring partner w0rth the time is each other and they cant risk training injuries.
Hh,,h,, ththank you.. ssorry again... I'm honoured to even be considered any rregard....,,,.
Sorry. I'm ssorry. I won't say stupid things anymore.
Wwell... If you're always moving, ththen you could probably afford yourself at least a bit of relaxation, rright? :)
your breath smells like your dads semen i bet you cant even get three weemen i open your mouth stick out your tongue slick some spit with it choke up the mic lay down the law talk some shit n split ill drop your ass harder than the fucking economy give you a full up scale of a strider lobotomy blow out your mind rip out your spine xylophone solo scratchy the cat itchy the frat twice a row mofo got more bars than a cemetery wrapped fence my dick locked up in prison call that a penal offense rhymes so hot got you locked in the car busybody eyes on you cocked parking lot star dont trip the ac is on thirsty ass got water and the favorite music thats me bitch wagwan daughter
wait shit we can spit bars fuck okay hold on uh uh uh uh lil beat on the beat not my fault if you get offended im new here so be nice dead dave dont like dont eat #lyric-posting #epic-raps #this-will-be-good #i-promie
c< ....wOuld i be pitcH Or flusH witH aN alterNate Me....???? iNterestiNg questiONs >c
i would gladly money match you 50 caegars a set in like any fighting game
~Please, i bet I c~Ould ~Outspeed yO~u in my chair~
D --> Are you pitch flirting with me or act001y challenging me because if I hit you with full strength you would be instantly transformed into a b100 mist
D --> I am glad you are telling people how buff I am
That's so many at once....
[I DON'T KNOW YOU]
[WHY ARE YOU PROJE#TING ON MY #HIT]
◌ The model of restraint and professionalism is an important thing to be when running a company. ⧂
That fuckin blow2 dud3 I lov3 g3tting drunk. I got lot2 of 3 which im p 2ur3 i2 a 2timulant. My #2ub2tanc3 of choic3 but I got a littl3 of lik3, 3v3rything.
You have. Such a way with words. Heh. This is gonna be so much fucking fun.
Well I'll be damned. If they broke bones I might have to go EASIER on you...
<<"sleep well!!">>
UPDATE ON THE EVIL RAT FROM EBAY SITUATION!!! TURNS OUT THE EVIL RAT FORGOT TO LOAD THE GUN THAT IT WAS THREATENING ME WITH!!!! IT GOT EMBARRASSED AND LEFT!!!! I FEEL BAD FOR IT!!!! BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY AT HAVING THE UPPER HAND???? 4/10 EVIL RAT FROM EBAY!!!!! IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EVIL!!!!! #VIOLENCE
FUCK YESSSSSS WRÖNG ÖNE BUT FUCK YES!!!!
Just as yöu shöuld! I aint all töö öffended but damn I shöuld be thanking yöu för gracing the timeline 🙏 Yöure beautiful
Y🪩U TAGGED THE WR🪩NG 🪩NE BUT. II W🪩N'T C🪩MPLAIIN :P
~Tearing ~Out a clO~wn's guts *is* undeniably based. My m~Ost recurring dream is yO~u carrying me thrO~ugh the steppes (nO~t princess carry, y~Ou're dragging me by ~One arm like I'm a particularly ugly plush ~O~Okbeast bel~Onging tO~ a wiggler barely past their first m~Olt) and it's a freezing c~Old night, and we're set upO~n by a cl~Own with the face O~f my lusus and he tells me my dO~ng is weird, but y~Ou her~Oically bludgeO~n it tO~ death using me as a weapO~n, but yO~u can see that I'm shivering and wO~n't make it tO~ dawn, sO~ yO~u cut int~O the cl~Own's guts with yO~ur teeth, just nO~m nO~m n~Omming that shit, until there's a big enO~ugh h~Ole, and then y~Ou shO~ve me in there and yO~ur prO~ng t~Ouches my thigh and I pre just a little, and I'm all safe and warm inside thO~se guts, and then I remember that I fO~rgO~t tO~ wear pants, and I think usually abO~ut then yO~ur teeth fall ~Out ~Or sO~mething ~#nsfw #nsfwe? #viO~lence #g~Ore~
~Imagine paying fO~r shit and n~Ot just tO~ssing a cO~ncrete brick thrO~ugh the windO~w, ~Or thr~Ough their skulls, and taking what yO~u want. P~Oser ~#viO~lence~
:33< yeah thats true girlsmell rules i cant argmew with that
oughhh... cuuute :O
:33< i think mewre expurrcises block is on fire
~What's with the yellO~w anyways huh? FixatiO~n O~n O~ne O~f y~Our stream mO~ds ~Or sO~mething? ~One ~Of th~Ose things there is yellO~w I think, makes a fella w~Onder~
iDDk how i'm supposeDD ♀o feel abou♀ being ♀olDD ♀ha♀ i ♀hink i♀'s working on me
if you coun♀ ♀ha♀ one ♀ime i go♀ a pails♀i♀u♀e when ♀he DDrones came arounDD i'm ♀echnically no♀ a virgin
i useDD ♀o be like ♀his un♀il i s♀ar♀eDD jus♀ ac♀ually buying nook-specific ♀oys anDD ♀hey're so much be♀♀er i promise
Not me playing GTA with the invincible cheat and getting 5 stars to let my controller vibrate-
I have NUANCE. Surprisingly enough. I know, I know. Hold the applause.
I'll run through the checklist for you rq. 1) Asexual. You can keep your nook firmly locked up where it is. 2) Got my own $$$. Gainfully employed BY CHOICE, because I got that passive sugar baby income ON LOCK. 3) I don't even know who you are LMFAO. SO uhhhh Good luck with that, I think.
I'm not desperate to look funny, but I do think your attempt to goad me into roasting you here on my post where we were just making friends is... Admirable. To put it charitably.
this is your fifth reply this thread. seems i'M on your pan plenty
i'M sure you can workshop some more and come back to me with them.
chuddenheimer was much stronger than chudba wumba but i do appreciate the attempt here.
holy fucking shit you'RE jacked???
It's not like we planned it as a date. I went out lookin get trouble and I found it. But like. She didn't have to do all that...
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE RUN IT EVERY THURSDAY, BUT I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S GOING DOWN THIS THURSDAY CUZ OF THE PUMPKIN PATCH SHIT. xo)
chuddenheimer is a good one. going to steal this.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHAHAHA. WHAHAT THE FUCK? xo)
~I need tO~ get mO~re creative then, damn. What if the p~Oster was m~Ore than slightly stained? ~Or if I had s~Ome strands O~f hair that I sewed intO~ the lining O~f the pill~Ow that I sniff each light? O~r... maybe ~One light I accidentally zipped myself up inside the pill~Ow sheet trying t~O mantle yO~u and they had t~O bring the jaws O~f life tO~ get me O~utta there. I take c~Onstructive criticism~
~Never been much g~OO~d at stand-up, sO~rry t~OO~ts. Y~Ou g~Ot it thO~ugh bO~ss. I'm gO~nna kiss my O~nly slightly stained Baddie MO~O~lah p~Oster g~O~Od light, then slip int~O my Baddie MO~Olah jammies, then grab my Baddie MO~Olah bO~dy pill~Ow and carefully slide it int~O my Baddie MO~Olah branded bO~dy pillO~w pr~OtectiO~n sleeve, then I'll slO~sh intO~ cupe and sh~Ove my face against the 2D renditi~Ons O~f y~Our pits and my bulge will twitch a lil ~#nsfw~
~Quack quack babygirl, quack quack. Hey, d~O they call yO~u a pit fighter because yO~u dO~n't wear sleeves? Inquiring minds need t~O kn~Ow ~#suggestive?~
~SO~rry baby, I'm an illiterate cityslicker chump. Alm~Ost g~Ot me th~Ough! I guess us bO~ttO~m-feeders wO~uld pr~Obably start fighting O~ver that tech O~urselves, tO~ scrap it fO~r parts, y'kn~Ow? Y~Ou'd get the perfect view ~Of a fight that'll be l~Ong ~Over by time yO~u c~Ould ever get there. SO~rry fightcuck ~#nsfw~
~ThrO~w a g~Opr~O then duh, dO~ I have tO~ d~O all the planning f~Or y~Ou O~r what? Maybe attached t~O a b~O~Omerang if y~Ou want it back that badly~
~Thr~Ow sO~mething at em see if yO~u hit any~One ~On the way dO~wn~
p1tchba1t1ng th1s, p1tchba1t1ng that. uh, YEAH fuck1ng OBV1OUSLY, 1ts called k1smes1sless behav1or for a reason!!!! 1m so fuck1ng bored desp1te all th1s pent up energy lol, but 1 have work to do so 1m just gonna close my eyes and look away about 1t for now
iiit's a compliiiment! good to hear! thank you for your kiiind words. 🖤
why did i admit that that is so immature. oh my god.
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Uh. I'm. I'll pass. I ththink.
~Buncha gO~Oners tO~O afraid tO~ admit they even knO~w wh~O yO~u are l~Ol #nsfw~
Uh, alright then.
I don't watch streams but there's something... About this...
uHhHhHhH,,,, Hi?? SeEmS LiKe yOu’vE BaSiCaLlY JuSt rEgIsTeReD HeRe tOo,,,,
is... is that your real name? thats a good stage name if it is!