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Good luck with that! I k33p a watchful 3y3 ov3r my 2hr3dd3d ch3323.
Kris.
▬ another fun da¥ in the office! the boss can be such a jokester sometimes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/wh¥%20so%20mad.png ᝰ
== oh... right... i should probably... address my absence... == == i was... working on a project... and finishing it... i think i sent it out already... but um... @ungovernablyVainglorious let me know... if you get it... == == anyway... other than that... i got really focused... on cleaning my hive... and it was a lot to clean up... == == i got sick of... tripping over sticky stains... and slipping on... food wrappers... ==
NO. THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF AGGRESSION AGGRESSION. YOu SEE. I WANT MY SISTER DEAD. BuT ACTuALLY. LIKE I WANT HER TO BE NOT ALIVE ANYMORE. BuT TO STAY NOT ALIVE THIS TIME. AND I WANT IT TO BE ME. IN MY DREAM. I AM THE STAR. I AM THE ONE. WHO IMMOLATES ALL THE FLESH. OFF HER FuCKuGLY FACE. AND IT IS A REMARKABLE IMPROVEMENT. BY ALL METRICS.
▬ omggg who took a picture of me at workkkk omggg #clemti&co #pr #customerservice #undisclosedad https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/Girl%20Dump%20His%20Ass.png ᝰ
@UNGOVERNABLYVAINGLORIOUS ASKED!!!: HEEEEY~ WAS WONDERING SINCE I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU BUT WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FATASS BURN SCAR ON YOUR TIT~ IT'S CUTE~ MY ANSWER!!!: I FUN FACT ABOUT ME IS THAT I AM ACTUALLY SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY BURN SCAR!!! USUALLY I COVER IT UP WITH CONCEALER BEFORE TAKING PICTURES OF MYSELF!!! HOWEVER!!! I WAS FEELING A BIT DARING THAT DAY!!! ANOTHER FUN FACT ABOUT ME!!! I USUALLY LIE WHEN TELLING PEOPLE WHERE I GOT THIS SCAR FROM!!!! BUT ANYWAYS!!! ON TO THE ANSWER!!! I GOT THIS BURN SCAR FROM A FAILED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!!!! #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/A11RXJ16AQBRXKZ56
i'm so obsessed with that little nerd. i wanna listen to them rant about shit i don't know a thing about but do my best to follow along anyway. i wanna sit them down in my lap and rest by chin on top of their head. i wanna fuck them until their glasses are crooked on their face. but i know anyone getting close to me like that is just going to hurt us both. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
)(e)(e)(e)(. i knew you )(ad c)(ops, but, t)(is is more impressive a resume t)(an i could )(ave ever fat)(omed. you did your time rig)(t. w)(at a good servant to t)(e empire you are. as a bad bitc)( s)(ould.
pffh. noted!
== he's just... super cool... he's got a troubled past... and despite being kind of awful... at first... eventually he starts trying... to be kinder... and i think that's very admirable... == == plus... he gets kind of bashful... when people are nice to him... later on... and that's pretty cute... i think... ==
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== hey... same... == == but thank you... i think it will go well...! ==
== i like shorts... they're comfy... and easy to wear... == == and also... my metal legs don't catch on them... ==
☆ told you my boy would hooK yah up☆
Yay! Delivery beam!
== i could... get you a display model... or something... == == i have dabbled in... model kit production... before... ==
== in lieu of... being able to leave... i will be sending... a tiny version of me... through my postal chute... to take care of social obligations... ==
ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵇᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦʳᵗ... Ththank you! Ms. Moolah! I'll keep doing good, I ppromise..
◌ Sometimes everyone on this dashboard needs to just get a room. ⧂
yo its come to attention whether with intention or without a mention verbs flying out hardly of conviction mad motherfucker @insufferablePrick causing hella friction so i gotta squawk at the mic and tell you its right flow so ill youre not makin it through night sickeningly twisted like a cenobite calling all boners cause this shit mad tight sort of a bird but this aint a cockfight so imma pass it to my dawg and let him get a bite #nsfw #hedonism
rig)(t s)(it t)(ats your name. sorry b, we were more glazin t)(e mayor )(ere. t)(oug)( ya gotta respect a baddie s)(owin up on a baddie's t)(read. t)(ats )(ow you know its solid
c< OOOOOO, i liKe tHat idea!!!! >c
i'M literally only 2 sweeps younger than you. hag. i'M sure at your old age the reactions are totally gone and i'D sweep with ease
☆ I mean game reKognizes game☆
☆ lmao yeah I was wondering what the fuKK you were talKing about, but dam that’s some pretty good taste☆
Ok I'm going back to training now
☆ https://media1.tenor.com/m/In14Ba4VyIsAAAAd/cyclops-ryu.gif☆
[|87 :: 1 can supply you w;th var;ous chem;cal concoct;ons. You say you need m;l;tary grade st;mulants? well 1 got a select;on for you
☆ I’d reKommend @alarmingApothecary hes got that good shit down to a science☆
1 4PPR3C14T3 1T!!
LMAO mayb3 for 2om3thing that do32nt involv3 chilling and coloring
That fuckin blow2 dud3 I lov3 g3tting drunk. I got lot2 of 3 which im p 2ur3 i2 a 2timulant. My #2ub2tanc3 of choic3 but I got a littl3 of lik3, 3v3rything.
(( no reason to post the fit ic yet but fraimi pjs hehe https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/120363511_HaOelheNvYo29x3.png
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I would not go easy on her
It is not continental. I am preparing everything by hand. You need only to tell me what you would like.
Gö tö ä pärtÿ änd brïng ïbüröphën Ï jüst wänt tö sëë sömëthïng
◌ Have fun, and stay safe. ⧂
I TOO WOULD POINT A GUN AT SOMEONE FOR GOUDA!!! GOUDA IS A TOP TIER CHEESE!!!! I SHOULD BE WORTH AS MUCH AS GOUDA!!!!
Looking forward to it! Thank you for the thrilling battle!
my contribution to thicker thurs. eat ur heart out ig. https://i.ibb.co/hF1h6kXr/c363f902-a6f5-47f8-aba7-ed7fcabaced8.png #suggestive #nsfw #thickerthursday
Oh, I encourage it!
okay. let's schedule a fight hangout then.
fight...?
oh thank fuck cuz im doing soooo many crimes man
/// SHE SOUNDS LIKE A NOBLE AND FEROCIOUS BEAST!!! MOST RESPECTABLE!!! ///
/// MY LUSUS AND I ARE GOING HUNTING!!! WE HAVE ALWAYS HUNTED TOGETHER!!! I AM NOT THE KIND OF FIEND TO SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY LUSUS PROVIDES FOR ME!!! WE GO TOGETHER AND REVEL IN OUR CATCHES TOGETHER AS WELL!!! ///
wWw your honorable tyranny before you deliver your harshest sentence have you considered she'zz just a girl wWw
Hahhh. Yea. I can tell you're gonna be so much fucking fun to be around. Alright bet. Let's make some shit that'll make Troll Invincible blush. Lemme know when and where. I'll be there. <3
Wait wait wait. You cool with cool space powers? If you really dont want me to hold back I certainly can. Also we throwing straight hands or we using weapons?
I mean shit I'd be down for a spar if you're down. I'd be more than happy to see what you're capable of :)
Well I mean this quite literally, I can't fucking die. If you do kill me I just pop up a few moments later... so. Sure! Why the hell not?
Nice abs. What's your core regimen? Might need a few tips myself.
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Catching early-morning reruns of old Alternian local broadcasting on this television. Who is this? Who is this. Who is this. @centaursTesticle Who is this??? Identify her at once. Posthaste. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2230e1d2c0d.PNG
I can agree to this, actually. Although I will say my original Chitt was in reference to the two Dracula Flow accounts.
|-[__]--- I do get funny looks for inviting people into my basement sometimes, though. Haha.
Yeah, it's all strawman and shit that's tamer than what I said to myself in the shower that night.
Hey if you write a callout post about me do you promise to tag me in it? I need to do some light reading.
yeah but like. there are levels to this fucking shit man. i could probably kick your ass (because i'M fucking awesome) but i'M still a (as people have told me) fat chud
should add a second cigarette man
🟣 .✦ RIZRIK INIGIM ⟡ ﹕ . ݁˖ . ݁ ──────────────── ∙☾ ♑︎ ☽ ──────────────── ╰┈➤ WELCOME: this is my horrible no good, very bad baby girl, riz. i’ve only been in the fandom for seven-ish months. when i say she’s no good i mean that shit. riz is fucking awful. she’s HIGHLY caste loyal and is rather neutral on the bloods below her (unless they start complaining, boohoo everyone’s got problems). she’s got a HIGH aversion to the two bloods above her for lore reasons and if you see her acting out of character (no you didn’t) it’s because a fish is around. Will she also punch up if she knows the fish is a weakling? hell yeah. again, riz is FUCKING awful she will say shit that comes off mean, annoying and bitchy. i the mun am kind and chill, if you would like her to back off or ease up just DM me. ───── ∙☾ ☽ EXPECTATIONS ··· ✦ NSFW, NSFWE, gore, violence, abuse, substances, all the good stuff ! ✦ DM’s are open, ic and ooc. i like making friends but if i come off cold it’s the tism, if i don’t have anything to say i just won’t say anything lol. ✦ chat style rp is fine for chittr interactions but i prefer third person paragraph style if you plan on interacting with her in person (why would you want that) ✦ i’m not easily squeaked, i like most kinks ✦ i ** WON'T ** interact with self inserts/fictives period. ✦ that girl (riz) do be saying slurs fr ╰┈➤✦ i ONLY block gimmick accounts ppl that experience crazy character bleed or you annoy me a stupid CRAZY amount ───── ∙☾ ☽ EXTRA ··· ⟡ mun goes by cannibal and local cannibal everywhere that matters. ⟡ mun is black. ⟡ if you wonder why i’m not replying to your thread it’s cause i be thinking, pondering even, i never forget … unless i do (like a week passes). ⟡ riz’s kis belongs to my friend, who’s not on chittr but he’s located here: https://toyhou.se/7510225.alyres/gallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dee2e2d0ae4.png Your name is RIZRIK INIGIM. You are a powerful PURPLE BLOOD and still extremely young for your caste. You love being purple, you love eating so much you even mukbang for work. It doesn’t come close to feeding your horrible gambling addiction but there are worse things on Alternia. You could have been born a filthy rustblood or worse a fish. You are very caste loyal because you are at the top and since fish don’t come on land often you are the strongest more times than not. You don’t really mind lowbloods, most of the population is beneath you and everyone has their role to play. As long as they act accordingly most of the time you’ll let them live. Gambling helps to control your fits of blood lust and rage, you prefer it over sopor slime but you won’t turn that down either, anything that keeps you distracted and numb. Your past is sad but who’s isn't, it’s nothing special but it’s yours and there’s no changing it now. Your lusus abandoned you after a fight, you thought he’d come back but after a few months there was nothing else to do but head into the hivecities. You don’t want to talk about what happened next and only HIC herself could force it out of you. After that you kinda just did whatever you wanted, avoiding fish and eventually becoming a streamer. Chat likes coming along when you cull, they think they're in charge, it’s cute, a lot of them are funny. As much as you hate salt suckers, one of them is highkey obsessed with you. You guys are in a kismesissitude and you’d rather not but he’s also rich and you think he likes being a paypig. Not much you can do if a fuchsia wants you, you’ve learned that the hard way. The caegars are nice, it feeds your hedonistic lifestyle, not like you could run if you wanted to, he’s one of your betters. You think this is fine. #nsfw #violence #substances #pinned
hey. right now you'RE at, like. a 9. let'S bring it down to a 4 at the very least, okay? there'S no need to yell.
Perhaps there CAN be two bad bitches… much to think about.
== oh... i got one... that isn't anonymous... == == @ungovernablyVainglorious asks... "Hey NERD, how do you MAKE A LIVING~? Do you sell any of this CRAP you invent because I got MONEY TO BURN if you've, against all odds, made something WORTH MY INTEREST~" == == well... as it turns out... yes... i do sell the stuff i make...! i usually... work on commission... but i do have... a website... cataloguing the things that i have... invented... or made on my own time... == == the stuff... on commission... usually comes faster than... the stuff i've already made though... because i have to go find it... == == i think... i made a cannon... or something... for someone here before... i don't really remember... but i think it helped them... with a fight...? ==
well today's a work day, reCkon i Can fit ya in if need be!
In other news I gotta replace some of the teeth on my chainsaw.
It's not like we planned it as a date. I went out lookin get trouble and I found it. But like. She didn't have to do all that...
Man I really ain't that experienced in the pitch quadrant. She danced with me and stabbed me in the guts on our first... Date? Then she paid fer my hospital bill. This ain't just flirtin' right this is like the most ridiculous movie level pitch behavior? Fuck. So glad QL ain't on this site to laugh at me.
I should clarify I also stabbed her.
~Bjunki's the name, simping's the game ~Pimping the same, limping all lame ~I'm scattershO~t, sit me ~On the tO~ilet, d~On't trust my aim ~When I'm sprO~inging it up I can't fall dO~wn ~Y~Ou saw that ball~OO~n d~Og y~Ou'd call me a clO~wn ~If yO~u spit O~n me I'd use it t~O dr~Own ~O~nly thing better than y~Our smile is y~Our fr~Own ~Penetrate the pan dO~ it cause yO~u can ~Puppeteer my arms set O~ff the alarms ~There is n~O escape f~Or a mustard ape ~When the Baddie's hankering f~Or a patty ~#nsfw~
~Greastrap? M~Ore like BREAST RAP let's hit it ~Call her blue-f~O~Oted bO~O~by the way I'm gawking at them tO~es ~Chest stretching cheetah print cam~Ouflaging frO~m the h~Oes ~Her idle animati~On's giving a jiggle ~Smash up that buggy, time fO~r a giggle ~Baddie MO~O~lah mO~re like Bessie M~OO~tits ~N~O bra when she's dancing playing the hits ~Fight Night all right waiting f~Or her t~Op tO~ rip and tear ~Breaks y~Our hip, nip slip, we all g~Otta stare ~She's g~Ot the flO~wers g~Oing dO~wn I'm gO~nna stO~p t~O smell the r~Oses ~She's g~Ot that bush I'm g~Oing dO~wn when she thr~Ows us ~Pinning me fO~r the c~Ount breasts O~f steel crushing me ~I d~On't tap, I lap, I drink, til I pee ~MO~Olah! O~Oh la la! Makes SairO~u g~O bO~ing b~Oing!~
I 2imply 3nt3r3d 3v3ry combination po22ibl3 until on3 work3d. Im a v3ry d3dicat3d thi3f.
~Thr~Ow sO~mething at em see if yO~u hit any~One ~On the way dO~wn~
see this bitch gets the idea. hell yeah.
as my friend often says, anything can be a weapon if ur creative enough.
maid at work (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, doodling, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/396e3a490bd9.png
Biggest fear is what if we're pailing and the bulge in my moouth tastes soo gooood i get distracted and bite it clean ooff #nsfw #nsfwe #goore
Hm. I’m going to need something stronger than tea tonight.
little more insulting than what i intended but 7eah! gotta rea(h for what 7ou want!
iiit's a compliiiment! good to hear! thank you for your kiiind words. 🖤
Why are you funny as fuck
You know in some cultures th★t m★kes it his dms now.
- Pistolkind/dual Strife Abstrata gun-toters mmake somme FREAKING noise, LOL. 🙌🙌😂😂😁😁
SAYS HERE. EAT SOMETHING. STuPID.
I ENTERED YOuR SYMPTOMS WRONG.
NO WAIT.
PREGNANT.
== not the... kind of reply i was expecting... but the energy... is much appreciated...! ==
People always think II'm going two kill them. II may threaten someone but that doesn't mean II'm really going two DO it. A girl can't play around?! II thought we liked the thrill, here!!! Siiigh.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Oh my can 𝙸 dsffbffufjhjffmfmgnrmfngnfmrjfjfbfh [USER HAS BLUE SCREENED]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Can we merge boerror 404s and souls so 𝙸 know who you are intimately @~,@
wOWIE! a GENUINE bADDIE COMPLINSULT, jUST FOR ME!
wAIT, aRE YOU THE *REAL* bADDIE mOOLAH? wOW!
Sick, keep me posted. I'll try not to bruise you too much when we meet. Consider it some uncommon courtesy.
You sure? We could strife right now if you're thinking you could get me biting the curb. I'm not busy this week.
wwhats betta than this. guys bein dudes
Giving every one of you swirlies. Losers. Dweebs. To the fishies; the toilet WILL be filled with hot oil.
N3XT CUSTOM3R TH4T W4LKS 1N G3TS 4 FR33 KNUCKL3 S4NDW1CH #V1OL3NC3 #BUT4LSOW1THLOV3 #SCR4TCHTH4T #1TD3P3NDS #ONWHOW4LKS1N
oh, so youre not a vtuber, youre a troll! wow, you really hit the lotto on the name, huh, your horrificness!
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(. itll be every color under t)(e fuckin sun.
okay! ill take you up on that and try again! ahehehehehem. "oh miss glorious baddie moolah, i know i am but a miserable worm, but if you see me fit to know, how did your name originate? pretty please with another please on top, your viciousness?"
play your cards rig)(t, i mig)(t cameo.
i dont watc)( streamers but i do like pit fig)(ters consider me tunaed in.