Baddie Moolah
@ungovernablyVainglorious
The BADDEST BITCH in all of Alternia for you to OBSESSIVELY STALK like the little fantrolls you all are~
Honestly kind of LOVING the idea of people not knowing who I am~ You've all got SO MUCH to look forward to learning~ Get ready for the best PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP of your fuckin' LIFE buddy~
hey, you made sure to drink water today, right? just reminding you!
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Can we merge boerror 404s and souls so 𝙸 know who you are intimately @~,@
WOW~! What an absolutely NORMAL thing to ask someone~! The answer is NO though since the closest you'll get to me is KISSING THE DIRT I walk on~ But thanks for asking~!
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Oh my can 𝙸 dsffbffufjhjffmfmgnrmfngnfmrjfjfbfh [USER HAS BLUE SCREENED]
I can't BELIEVE some people are acting like they haven't HEARD OF ME~ How could anyone not know of a face THIS ICONIC? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc868e06fb5f.png
Always happy to see a NOOKSNIFFER with a brain in their pan~ And BIGASS FUCKING HORNS to boot, holy SHIT~ You can gore someone GOOD AND DEEP with those things, LITTLE GIRL~
I'm the GIRL who you SEE IN THE MIRROR~ "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL" "WHO IS THE PRETTIEST OF THEM ALL?" ME~ ME~ ME~ ME~ The fucking QUEEN OF THE BALL~ Sadly nobody can do it like ME~ So I helpfully STREAM MY DAILY LIFE for my MEWLING AND DESPERATE ADMIRERS so they can get a taste of what it might be to be like a woman who FIGHTS FOR FUN and FUCKS FOR THE PAIN~
wOWIE! a GENUINE bADDIE COMPLINSULT, jUST FOR ME!
Oooh~ Let me put it in a WAY you can understand, BARKBOY~ I'm BEAUTY and the BEAST~
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Nope still not ringing any bells here. Must not be that important.
There's always more where that came from, TABROS NITWIT~ Catch me on the STREETS and maybe we can see if your HORNS ran RUN RIGHT THROUGH ME personally~ Though I might TAKE ONE HIVE as a SOUVENIR~
HAHAHAHA~ Don't blame ME for your TINY LITTLE BARKBEAST BRAIN being unable to generate a SPARK 'cause you don't have two BRAINCELLS to rub together~ Why don't you go run off to your MASTER~ And tell them to KEEP YOU ON A LEASH next time~
~Buncha gO~Oners tO~O afraid tO~ admit they even knO~w wh~O yO~u are l~Ol #nsfw~
A shame~! But when I FLASH MY FUCKIN' GLOBES I'm sure they'll all come runnin' up like they're DYING OF THIRST and I'm the only GODDAMN DRINK OF WATER on the whole planet~
Hello hello hello CHITTR. You can thank whatever PUNK-ASS GOD you pray to and tell them to FUCK OFF because a real GODDESS has descended onto the website! That's right, it's me, the fucking BRIGHTEST STAR in all of Alternia: BADDIE MOOLAH~ If you EVER wanted to fantasize what it's like to even imagine BREATHING THE SAME AIR as one of the greatest STREAMERS and PIT FIGHTERS in Alternia, by all means. Come over and fawn over my profile like the cute little MEWLING GNATS you are. If I'm nice I might even care to read a single thing ANY of you say~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/370c6a172e22.png
Ooooh look at this spineless little DWEEBENHEIMER~ Any more THRILLING OBSERVATIONS you want to make BULGEJERKER or do you just get off to saying completely obvious and stupid shit~?
Who you calling horrific, DIRTFUCKER~? I'm a radiant as a MILLION OF ALTERENIA'S SUNS so next time rub two of your TINY LITTLE ALIEN BRAINCELLS together when trying to come up with a compliment or I'll RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR PAN~
oh, no no no no no, you misunderstand! your persona is all, being a terrifying wrestler and stuff, right? im only compliment the sheer evocative nature of the horror you instill to your enemies! hence, your horrificness!
Oh WOW~! You must really love FUCKING THAT DIRT considering how good you are at DIGGING YOURSELF INTO A DEEPER HOLE~
oh geeze, now youre giving mixed signals on your kayfabe here! okay... how should i compliment you in a way that suits your persona better? im listening and learning!
EXCUUUUUSE MEEEE~ Do I LOOK like I have the time to ENTERTAIN the INANE QUESTIONS of a BACKWARDS THINKING ALIEN CHUD? If you can't WRAP YOUR HEAD around the fact this is THE REAL DEAL and not a FUCKING PERSONA then you should do your species a favor and take a LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER~
well, im not saying youre not the real deal, i just mean youre acting a persona. bringing work to the home- er, the hive, is really exhausting. i still remember my old job before i played the game... miserable stuff.
HAHAHAHA~ It's almost impressive~! It's like talking to a BRICK WALL~! Sadly I have more fun SMASHING PEOPLE THROUGH those rather than CHATTING with them~ So have fun DROOLING and DEFECATING all over yourself or whatever it is you ALIENS do~!
oh gosh, im pretty sure i dont that, but okay! ill make sure to come around your streams and be a constant staple to support you! best of luck, ms moolah!
I don't watch streams but there's something... About this...