Baddie Moolah
@ungovernablyVainglorious
The BADDEST BITCH in all of Alternia for you to OBSESSIVELY STALK like the little fantrolls you all are~
Honestly kind of LOVING the idea of people not knowing who I am~ You've all got SO MUCH to look forward to learning~ Get ready for the best PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP of your fuckin' LIFE buddy~
.webp)
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Can we merge boerror 404s and souls so 𝙸 know who you are intimately @~,@
WOW~! What an absolutely NORMAL thing to ask someone~! The answer is NO though since the closest you'll get to me is KISSING THE DIRT I walk on~ But thanks for asking~!
I can't BELIEVE some people are acting like they haven't HEARD OF ME~ How could anyone not know of a face THIS ICONIC? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc868e06fb5f.png
HAHA~! Take a good look LITTLE GREEN MAN, it'll get you SPRUNG, get you HOOKED~! If looks were a CRIME I'd be the biggest CROOK~ Number one FIGHTER in town, with no other to compare, 'cause I'm the BEST AROUND. So yeah, I'm an ENTERTAINER~ But not for the GOONERS that make up my audience~ I do it FOR ME and let the MINDLESS DRONES watch 'cause I'm just SO FUCKING GENEROUS~!
Always happy to see a NOOKSNIFFER with a brain in their pan~ And BIGASS FUCKING HORNS to boot, holy SHIT~ You can gore someone GOOD AND DEEP with those things, LITTLE GIRL~
I'm the GIRL who you SEE IN THE MIRROR~ "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL" "WHO IS THE PRETTIEST OF THEM ALL?" ME~ ME~ ME~ ME~ The fucking QUEEN OF THE BALL~ Sadly nobody can do it like ME~ So I helpfully STREAM MY DAILY LIFE for my MEWLING AND DESPERATE ADMIRERS so they can get a taste of what it might be to be like a woman who FIGHTS FOR FUN and FUCKS FOR THE PAIN~
wOWIE! a GENUINE bADDIE COMPLINSULT, jUST FOR ME!
Oooh~ Let me put it in a WAY you can understand, BARKBOY~ I'm BEAUTY and the BEAST~
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Nope still not ringing any bells here. Must not be that important.
There's always more where that came from, TABROS NITWIT~ Catch me on the STREETS and maybe we can see if your HORNS ran RUN RIGHT THROUGH ME personally~ Though I might TAKE ONE HIVE as a SOUVENIR~
HAHAHAHA~ Don't blame ME for your TINY LITTLE BARKBEAST BRAIN being unable to generate a SPARK 'cause you don't have two BRAINCELLS to rub together~ Why don't you go run off to your MASTER~ And tell them to KEEP YOU ON A LEASH next time~
~Buncha gO~Oners tO~O afraid tO~ admit they even knO~w wh~O yO~u are l~Ol #nsfw~
A shame~! But when I FLASH MY FUCKIN' GLOBES I'm sure they'll all come runnin' up like they're DYING OF THIRST and I'm the only GODDAMN DRINK OF WATER on the whole planet~
Giving every one of you swirlies. Losers. Dweebs. To the fishies; the toilet WILL be filled with hot oil.
HAHAHAHA~ Better fuckin' pull my hair before dunking it back in~! Might as well try to enjoy ourselves because I'm going to rip the LOAD GAPER out of the FUCKIN' GROUND and beat you to death with it if you try~
Who're you? No seriously, who. I don't got time for nobodies.
HAHAHAHA~! You can see my SWAG and now you wanna come and give me all this DRAB~? I think you better TAKE A STEP BACK, because my HAND is itching to give you a SMACK~
Performing like one of those birds - peecocks, I think? Idk. I'd put money on you being just show, no bite.
HA~! What are you talking 'bout? Just love to RUN YOUR MOUTH? I can think of better uses for it~ Like BITING the curb before I FEED IT to you~
You sure? We could strife right now if you're thinking you could get me biting the curb. I'm not busy this week.
UNFORTUNATELY I am busy because I'm not a PATHETIC PETULANT SADSACK~ Buuuut I would LOVE to squeeze in an ASS BEATING THIS WEEK so SURE~~~
N3XT CUSTOM3R TH4T W4LKS 1N G3TS 4 FR33 KNUCKL3 S4NDW1CH #V1OL3NC3 #BUT4LSOW1THLOV3 #SCR4TCHTH4T #1TD3P3NDS #ONWHOW4LKS1N
Hello hello hello CHITTR. You can thank whatever PUNK-ASS GOD you pray to and tell them to FUCK OFF because a real GODDESS has descended onto the website! That's right, it's me, the fucking BRIGHTEST STAR in all of Alternia: BADDIE MOOLAH~ If you EVER wanted to fantasize what it's like to even imagine BREATHING THE SAME AIR as one of the greatest STREAMERS and PIT FIGHTERS in Alternia, by all means. Come over and fawn over my profile like the cute little MEWLING GNATS you are. If I'm nice I might even care to read a single thing ANY of you say~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/370c6a172e22.png
HAHAHAHA~ I like pets you know how to heel~ And what a good little worm you've been~ Keep this up and we can see if you can rise to the heights of being MY LITTLE BARKBEAST~ To answer your question WORMI, I was fuckin' born with this name~! Because my motherfuckin' lusus knew that she had the BADDEST BITCH ON ALTERNIA in her paws the second she pulled me out of the caves, because I ATE EVERY OTHER FUCKIN' WRIGGLER THAT GOT CLOSE TO ME~ Hooope this answers your questioooon~!
oh, so youre not a vtuber, youre a troll! wow, you really hit the lotto on the name, huh, your horrificness!
Ooooh look at this spineless little DWEEBENHEIMER~ Any more THRILLING OBSERVATIONS you want to make BULGEJERKER or do you just get off to saying completely obvious and stupid shit~?
Who you calling horrific, DIRTFUCKER~? I'm a radiant as a MILLION OF ALTERENIA'S SUNS so next time rub two of your TINY LITTLE ALIEN BRAINCELLS together when trying to come up with a compliment or I'll RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR PAN~
oh, no no no no no, you misunderstand! your persona is all, being a terrifying wrestler and stuff, right? im only compliment the sheer evocative nature of the horror you instill to your enemies! hence, your horrificness!
Oh WOW~! You must really love FUCKING THAT DIRT considering how good you are at DIGGING YOURSELF INTO A DEEPER HOLE~
oh geeze, now youre giving mixed signals on your kayfabe here! okay... how should i compliment you in a way that suits your persona better? im listening and learning!
EXCUUUUUSE MEEEE~ Do I LOOK like I have the time to ENTERTAIN the INANE QUESTIONS of a BACKWARDS THINKING ALIEN CHUD? If you can't WRAP YOUR HEAD around the fact this is THE REAL DEAL and not a FUCKING PERSONA then you should do your species a favor and take a LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER~
well, im not saying youre not the real deal, i just mean youre acting a persona. bringing work to the home- er, the hive, is really exhausting. i still remember my old job before i played the game... miserable stuff.
HAHAHAHA~ It's almost impressive~! It's like talking to a BRICK WALL~! Sadly I have more fun SMASHING PEOPLE THROUGH those rather than CHATTING with them~ So have fun DROOLING and DEFECATING all over yourself or whatever it is you ALIENS do~!