@caffeinatedWretch — #substances
this grape juice packaging is great man, it makes you feel like an alcoholic. i'm not pretending i'm not one, but like... y'know #substances
i'm sad and drunk and pathetic, who want me? #substances
i've read the label on my cider wrong. it reads "picked and pressed fruit", i thought it said "depressed fruit". same, cider, same #substances
i need to smoke like two packs of cigarettes at once. what the fuck is her problem?? #substances
i shouldn't be this high on meds, we're not in the us. no clue what nicole gave me, but it kicks something proper #substances i guess. probably, i don't know
i need a smoke. not one. like all of them. the self-control i exhibit while dealing with this bunch of idiots deserves to be rewarded #substances i guess
i'm drunk and lonely, i want a hug #substances
i only want a few things. a smoke, a drink, and to be held down and fucked hard - not necessarily in this order #substances #nsfw
i think i might want to stop drinking, i'm seriously thinking about that m-preg policy from earlier today #substances #nsfw
anyone wanna sing drunk karaoke with me? #substances
i wanna get drunk and nailed, fuck this thesis #nsfw #substances