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@emergentJobhopper
it/theie/she/xe/he in that order but tbh mix and match. Here to hang out mostlie. hornie asexual, you can look and talk but you can't touch, and vice versa. don't expect aniething from me.
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im funny but no one recognises it ever

for an actual post that isnt just the vague ramblings of a green girl staring deadeyed at a wall of information, I think the Vengaboys had some good tunes. Hoorah for Humans making fun melodies!

one time in schoolfeeding this highblood had me do his homework for him and we were supposed to write down what we wanted to be when we were older. he never read the homework i usually did so i wrote down a short few paragraphs on why he wanted to enlist in the imperial military ASAP and the next night before class i literally saw the drones dragging him away kicking and screaming to go to a different, military academy i think. so if he'S out there uh my bad i guess

isn'T it kind of funny that the terrifying evil entity on the timeline is publicly opening every post like "dear diary! today i am very angry!"
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