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@emergentJobhopper
it/theie/she/xe/he in that order but tbh mix and match. Here to hang out mostlie. hornie asexual, you can look and talk but you can't touch, and vice versa. don't expect aniething from me.
yknow if you hit me up last month and said "heie so the world's gonna end also you're gonna be on a train with a puppieboie (tinie) and a catgirl (massive) goin absolutelie nowhere" i woulda gone "the fuck are you talking about..." but yeah no thats where we're at on the plus side the dude who was itchin for a fight earlier has made the sensible decision not to test our new mesolithic catgirl friend
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thanks im livin it
I want to say, im tired. I dont want to work but adulting is a cruel necessity to live...
when you're exhausted a snack might help
bought this mesolithic stiele catgirl something from the vending machine and she's decided she's our bodieguard for the rest of the train ride big up megafauna catgirls life could be a dream
oh my god youre alivve
yeah i ain't croaked yet didn't have a means of chatting for a while though cus mie palmhusk isn't waterproof wasn't got a new palmhusk lmao but then i've just been all over the place so bit too busie to be posting but yep still alive how you doin bossman
wwhat you doin givven your phone a bath been alright myself caught a shark just the other day it wwas gorgeous and delicious headin towwards cooler wwaters but need to stop by a shipyard first
dude tried to mug me bie a river so i tossed him in unfortunatelie he had alreadie nicked mie palmhusk so that went in the drink too lmao
damn tragic hope he didnt knoww howw to swwim least you got a neww one and are trudgin on wwhats this i hear about a train
didnt stick around long enough to check and im on a train rn with demon puppieboie coworker (who i reallie have to give a new nickname cus we aint coworkers aniemore lmao) if i drop off the face of the planet for a bit its the shittie train signal we chillin
howw nice wwhere you headed aint been on a train in a wwhile myself for obvvious reasons but stay out a cars wwith blacked out wwindowws unless you wwant to find out wwhich bodily fluid is caked on it
well fucking hell thats evocative in the worst waie i wasn't gonna but damn now i definitelie ain't gonna not reallie going aniewhere in particular me an him are just sorta going wherever we feel like at the minute we're kinda just pickin a train line, goin til the final stop and figurin it out from there got a whole world to see before it ends, yknow?
best wway to travvel not the uh not the wworld endin part just goin wwhere the line takes you outside a tips i usually sail that wway discovvered many wwonders
yeah it's prettie fun I mean I like doing the exploring on foot part not so keen on the fucking train but whatever next time maiebe we'll get on a plane or a boat whatever's got a cheap ticket and doesn't seem like it's gonna kill us
Why is a Karkat who I have only spoken to once-- on the feed-- listed in my spartan DMs with a blank chat log? (Moreover, why am I unable to tag him here?)
sometimes if someone opens up dms to talk to you then backs out it shows up in your log, maiebe theie were triein to message someone else
Oh, it's fortunate then that I can't tag him. I would hate to call someone out on an innocent mistake.
problie for the best yeah now you know for the future
Thank you.
no prob man
Nvm. I needed oiter.
oiter for caper
fourth train thing actuallie this is just a reallie annoieing thing whie does everieone cough like ipad wrigglers cover your fucking pipes...... gross
((Thinking that "ipad wigglers" is a funny term considering idk if those lil tippy tappy bug feet could do a touchscreen lol
((it sounds so cute though jfhsjdh you're right but I think they probably mean like, freshly updated so they got fingers but aren't the smartest yet?))
((Freshly updated babies, my favorite kind.
((LJKDFSJKSDF freshly updated! i meant pupated but i didnt even notice my phone autocorrect lmao))
:33< "lethal lava land" :33< as opposed to what? :33< is there some sort of nyanlethal lava putzing around?
:33< that hotel would be shut down on sight :33< one of those sefural story up walkways is so dissrepurred it litpurrally breaks apurrt as mew walk across it!
osha said their workers keep dieing in luigi's mansion i said when that happens what do you do theie said we just send another osha worker i said it sounds like you're feeding osha workers to luigi's mansion, and hr started crieing #referencr
:33< i mean no reason the osha furker cant do their job pawst meowrtem :33< doenst s33m to stop shivfurs
so true can you imagine the ghost of an osha worker being like no luigi please don't vacuum me up im trieing to document the safetie violations it's not safe for a human to be h-heie what are you doing with that vacuum aaaaaaaaa
:33< yeah then getting clawmically smacked against the ground ofur and ofur
funnie as fuck for everieone except the osha worker and also luigi
:33< i know id point and laugh
me too sounds funnie as fuck i mean i'd feel bad after but at the time? you knowwwww i'm laughin mie ass off
:33< im a huge slut fur slapstick that shit hits my funny bone efurry time
its hit or miss for me but when it hits it hiiiiittttssss shit can have me rollin on the floor like