moe yaoi fairy
@cryhoundColoratura
🐾 woof8east maxxing on da reg 🐾 florid | he/him ♦ @abrasiveCuniculus ♦ ∞ @audaciousConfident ∞ 🐾 DMs --> Open 🐾 Secretary of Degeneracy on Earth-C Gardener at Oza-Tap
my stupid cringefail digital woof8east SUCKS ASS AND KEEPS DYING
I will take genuinely anything you wanna give I started an hour ago
SUR3 TH1NG, B33N PL4Y1NG TH1S G4M3 FOR 4 W33K 4ND 1 H4V3 SO M4NY DUPL1C4T3S 1 DON'T M1ND G1V1NG OUT.
OF COURS3, 4LSO 1F YOU H4V3 10 COCONUTS, POL1SH TH3 T4RN1SH3D FR1SB33 1'M G1V1NG YOU, 1F 1 G3T 4 ST1CK 1'LL S3ND TH4T TOO.
B3 C4R3FUL, TH3 FR1SB33 1S GOOD FOR L3TT1NG 3N3M13S NOT TOUCH YOU BUT YOU'D N33D TH3 COCONUTS TO G3T TH4T WORK1NG. >:/
I'm hearing news that evidet eats
One Who Does Not Is Worth Very Little. #mywisdom #suggestive
he rechitted this one, that's how you KNOW he's good
chow and evidet killed my squiddle...
dog online....dog online.......
DO YOU PL4Y DOG ONL1N3 TOO?
little florid alive and well I just pi88led the FUCK out on evidet’s couch yesternight and forgot I existed
⧃ Evidet is fine. Mr. Ozatap if anything — sir is a little overformal. It's good to meet you.
STILL NOTHING I’M PISSED
who else sees the spiders when you’re tired 8tw
the madness
mmmmm 8oys
anyway I’m sneaking into Caspers hive to take a sip of the ichor
what happened to 8adass mafia twink death you’ve just devolved and are even twinkier
I don’t keep the ichor at the hive you’ve been to lmao
genuinely so confused. took my normal 50mg dose and it’s 8een THREE. HOURS. and I feel NOTHING. HELLO ?? ?? ?? THIS EDI8LE AINT SHIT ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
DUDE NOT EVEN that’s how much I take every Friday I’m just confused why it..did nothing this time I mean yeah I ALSO just took a 8unch more 8ut still the 8ase 8iochemistry going on is confusing little florid
Famou§ la§t wo(R)d§... enjoy the (R)ide.™
I need gorgeous men to write pring-written letters to me professing their love
I wake up to spectrumleap 8ITING ME
one gru8corn for florid
if I dropped loot, what do you think I'd drop
⧃ That male romance centric comic I found on an employee's desk once.
A collar with a number for your owner and really sad flavor text/
I feel like a werm
let's wIgglE AroUnd in the dirt and shit bro
⧃ I hope you're feeling better. Or at least, less like a werm.
drooling thinking a8out tuna..
mm. i'm thinking about leaving work early myself for a delightful salad.
I could really go for some seared tuna right now~~~~.
this is genuinely 8ullshit my melan odds have a PLUS 56% INCREASE AND I’VE NEARLY HIT 3000 TEDDIGRADES WITHOUT A MELAN. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. NONE OF MY OTHER HUNTS HAVE GONE THIS LONG
oh I do. 8ut sometimes I want to lay in my nest all cozy and play games on my husktop
That veniſon is not going to butcher itſelf, Florid, and it is nearly ſuppertime.
I am preoccupied with the other midblood in my care for the moment. I meant more ſo for yourſelf, my hound. Are you not deſerving of the freſheſt fleſh each and every night?
that's true...ougouhg so much WORK tho. 8oy dinner instead sometimes
This is what your jerky proviſions are for. Have you been ſlacking?
these teddigrades pissing me off
sorry 8oys 8ut my redquad is FILLED !! !! !! I <3 you ice water
