♠ hated by @heartMarauder
alright chittr come on up and place your bets will dave sleep tonight? <3 for yes and <3< for no
in case any of you are worried about the stache dont be itll be back by morn 🫰
awwwwww you big mad?
fuck yall im sending you all a virus to blast beastie boys through your speakers
whoops
!remindYou whenever someone hates one of remind bots chitts, it gets a little flutter in its systems /@/,/@/
Quick I need to hold hands with somebody to break the curse
victorians were right about the phrase "the morbs". sometimes you just have a case of the morbs. sometimes you feel a little morby. just morbing on it. its morbin' time.
i think we need to let doge speak back into our hearts.
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
The truest bit of all is knowing you won't survive or even accomplish anything, but the vindication you go out on your own terms, this rivalry must inherently operate on the spirit of 4D Chess
Where's a good spider when I need one #yearning
this immortality shit is easy just make your death flag something literally impossible that no one would ever do live forever
playing godzilla milf ass gay chicken with a living book and the book blinked first disrespectful as fuck
how to hate a chit twice . listen to me
Ah almost forgot todays kink discussion, the kink for todays kink discussion is degrading, cause there is nothing more satisfying then calling someone a worthless fuck puppet from time to time. #nsfw #the-last-nsfw-post-for-tonight #probably
man.
shkt that shot went down wrong fuckfuck hfuc
i cant feel my tongue
| covld prob^bly restore my virginity if | st^rted pl^ying Weezer riffs.
wow
Do yov think someone h^s ever covghed into their pitch's movth on pvrpose ^fter shotgvnning? Sc^ry. #svggestive | think.
revising some thoughts self love isnt just one handed love on your meat you sick fucks what if i meant one handed for my soul one hand in the boxers of self-confidence fisting the trousers of pure swagger yeah #suggestive
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WELL given the horny posting on this site at least 85% of the user base is a submissive bottom (boring). are you not a bottom? do you not want to be spanked and your wires played with? wait, wait you said the strider homophobic men don't take it was your fave conversation. we can have that kitty cat ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
im going to beat you now by the way
you make me sick stop text fucking me
Peep the new banner. Followers will be pleased to know that everything here is produced in house, no outsourcin' construction elsewhere. Let me know your thoughts.
You should start tagging me when you post about me so I can keep better tally of how often you're stuck thinking about me, by the way.
Yet again fucking with you. The concern is cute, though.
yeah lowkey
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you want my attention. kinda pathetic kinda cute. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ shut the fuck up hal. ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Alright. Bedtime. Goodnight.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i see what you pressed, you like the idea too smh. brats LOVE being corrected. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Would people believe me if I said that last one wasn't actually about any version of Jake? Probably not, but the very detailed agreement we have about avoiding physical contact means I don't need to be believed to be right. Also our Jake doesn't smoke, so
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ coward, running from your problems ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ to whomst?? i have the ears and tail +10 cute combo. why am i arguing with you, we both know i'm right. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
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Left yourself wide open for that, sorry.
Morning horse.
ya.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ and it was like pulling teeth every step of the fucking way! but thank you it was VERY interesting information. i still wanna cuddle even if you're a bastard. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ trying to piss me off dirk? the one freak that's into puppet gore and weird shit on here? i like him too ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ no i think that's just dirk. that boy ain't right. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ never beating the stalking alligations ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Do you not even have rudimentary taste receptors?
Damn. You’re making it hard to not jump on the offer. I’d never turn down a little pain. Who doesn’t love an ache being left behind?
Rotom, the Porygon line, Rapidash. Perfect Pokemon.
I can fly.
sometimes i think about pitying a post i really shouldnt somebody could be inches from the edge and that could be what sets them on a fucking banshee screeching rampage that sets the skies aflame and then i remember thatd be fucking hilarious and pity anyway
You’re so cute when you’re offended.
For Hal, specifically, though I suppose you can all enjoy it.
🗡 I, weehehehehehe, can see h✶w y✶u really feel.
🗡 Ehhehehehehee, It seems the r✶b✶t has nerves after all.
Z. get your handz off of my property. .Z
🗡 Aw, maybehehehehe, they w✶n't miss him after all. S✶ sad, p✶✶r p✶✶r pirate. Maybe weehehehehehe sh✶uld ꓘeep him dead.
🗡 We are n✶t at ✶ur hive, ehehehehee, we are ✶n a much m✶re familiar. . .B✶at.
🗡 Oh please, ehehehehe, we w✶uld l✶ve f✶r y✶u t✶ c✶me ✶ver.
🗡 Oh trust me, eheheheheheheehehehhehee, they tried. S✶ did he. L✶✶ꓘ at us n✶w.
🗡 Jeal✶us, are y✶u? Y✶u wear it s✶ nicely, eheheheheheheheheheehehehe.
🗡 H✶w are th✶se n✶n-eheheheheheXistent nerves ✶f y✶urs d✶ing n✶w?
I still need to personalize my badges to fit my life style but I am ever unavailable
think im gonna have a nap
Day dreaming about a hot tub.
I’ve slept a perfectly healthy amount but I think the weeks of poor sleep have caught up with me. It might be time to crash for a prolonged period.
Neigh. #currentmood
You guys can snipe me down now. https://i.postimg.cc/fR1TFNvG/IMG-1020.jpg
GO BALD
🗡 We are ✶mnip✶tent, y✶u cann✶t lie t✶ us, meehehehehehehe. Y✶u were cleaning a stain fr✶m y✶ur creat✶r's shirt while ehehehehehehehehehehehee m✶cꓘed y✶ur flush relati✶nship.
🗡 Ehehehehe, c✶ding, belief, such interesting c✶ncepts y✶u have t✶ w✶rꓘ with. We speaꓘ in certainties. I, We, ꓘn✶w all. Th✶ugh, watching the lessers scrambleehehehehehe and cling t✶ such juvenile things t✶ validate their eXistence is s✶ veryhehehehee entertaining f✶r us. Mechanical, ✶r n✶t.
No baby I’m not done, I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube. Use a large spoon; not a table spoon. I can tell the difference. So don’t try me, water should be at 55.7 degrees and I’ll take a splash of mint with lemon wedge on the side. Thank yewwwww.
In the spirit of things, Medical play. Y/N?
Crushes are boring. Get into an on/off relationship for just shy of a decade and end it on a random Sunday.
Damn. I’m starting to understand why alternate versions of me go into porn. The praise is great.
You can't hate and like that. Pick one.
If I were a funnier and/or more bored guy I'd set up a fake google form for sub tops to fill out. Something-something-horse-riding-cowboy-something.
im one of those super cool gay dudes whos sometimes not gay but you can never tell when thats gonna happen cuz the triggers are so arbitrary but its kind of irrelevant 90% of the time anyway cuz hes ace and doesnt go out of his way to get down this chitt brought to you by i just saw a long haired butch skater girl so beautiful i stopped breathing for a second hey girl if ur bi hit my line
Ponies and horses deserve more than applause.
we need to bring cowabummer back into the slang zeitgeist
Okay I should… stop now and…fucking bbrgrgbbrbrhhhrr
ᐖ JUS ᐖA PARTY GRL LAWL ᐛ
I’m gonna say it. Chocolate chip mint ice cream is ASS.
haters be in pickles but wont even ask whats the dill til they c u cumber
@zoologerCoolscar watch out diva .. you are under attack.
iif someone told me ii'd have to choose between curly friies and regular frenchiies ii'd shoot my self on the spot