dave.
@techhDogg
woof.
:33< im awake whatd i miss?
Mistook that IUD for an IED, next thing I knew I was 8ack on the streets of Kandahar doing the good lords work on 8ehalf of the Alternian Empire.
M3 = PR0 Y0U = N008
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lifr is fleeting, whijc one of ya lucky ladies wannacconfwss ur undying love for me #yolo
* you look fun! * thats it thats my reply hehehe
did i say something wrong to him??/wtf
some a you deservve to get insulted a little less
shE AlrEAdy hAs A mAtEsprIt. fUck my lIfE brO
sorry for your loss there are alqays more piss in the sea or whatever
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>>| you need to stay hydrated. .unless you want to pass .out .in .attempts to run .away from maniac.
this doesnt apply to me, i'm the maniac you'll have to run from
🌳🌳🌳hungry🌳🌳🌳
i was gonna ask if you wwre gonna munch on trees like a giraffe but then realized its your quirk
I call this chit whoops all a. Fr warning you though. Don't unquirk.
iam so goddamn tired nvm. not fun anyrmore. #substance
weak. i looove falling asleep high because you don't sctually sleep you stare into the darkness for 2 more hours. its where my best creative ideas come from
okau but im not high. im drubk and dizzy and everything is spinning and ifeel like im gonna hurl. #substance
lso dont call me weak illkick your ass
oh yeah nevermind see thats the feeling you fall asleep to escape what the fuck are you waiting for. goodnight
its foreshadowing #amongus
I think if I ever get into another relationship it's gonna have to be friends who kiss and hold hands but only do that with each other. Official relationships aren't really my thing neither is sex. #nsfw ish
There is?
holy shit my hands are freezing
dunk my hands in boiling water
yeah ur definitely gonna need that reset after pissing on your hands what the fuck
hey i never actually did alright be nice
you'll be on a walk and find the most beautiful flowers and google wil ltell you "yeah this is bitchum assidae and its a highly invasive flower that kills firstborn children and literally created global warming" like fuck i cant have anything good in life who the fuck likes flowers thats gay as hell
* hm. pretty particular hypothetical. i dont think i have ever felt this specific way before! especially about flowers being gay as hell. theyre beautiful in their own special flowery way!
[⚙︎ I shou|d s|eep, sun's up. Might get in a fight tomorrow... ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Ugh I don't want to though. Day's young. ⚙︎]
what do you mean you MIGHT get in a fight. like do you have tentative plans
[⚙︎ Yeah, depends who shows up at my friend Tytohe's bar. He does fights on weekends, I show up when I fee| |ike it or when he |ines up a spectac|e for me. ⚙︎]